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But why you go commit abortion firstna those babies wey you flush dey pursue you so. . .if to say your mama abort you and GOD giv you chance to do am something,,you go buy ice_cream for am? ? ? ? . . .all these girls of nowadays. .u abort first one,,e no do u,,second one,third one. .haba . .infact it serves you right!! You don't even deserve a sorry!!

The chicken took itx life with itx own hand



. . .#starts weeping# .r.i.p fella

Yes o. .its xmas again. .


Lets have fun..kindly upload a picture(or more)of what you're consuming,,be it fried rice and chicken,milky garri and quili quili . .u can even snap ur glass of juice,wine,cup of water,kunu,soya milk . Anything at all. .



I'll upload my own as soon as its set. . .no photoshoping o. .


Abeg Hon.MODERATOR help me push dis thing enta front page on xmas day abeg.. .


thats mine. .jollof rice,salad, ,goat meat and chicken. .all over soya milk

Good for them. . .but i hope say no b 4 my land dem wan build am. .i dey com make i go moon go check!!

Photo-market abi shop. . .i dn see real gun. .dat does'nt look like one. .even if it is,,what is the catridge doing outside?? . .look at that picx closely abeg

Crab shit !!. .my call summaries


call to mum->00:05:45..coz my jnr ones would also like to speak with their big brother. .



Call to dad->00:03:01 . .coz i'll tell him all my needs and he'll advice me.



Call to girl friend->00:00:00. .coz i dnt have or need any. .



Call to hommies male or female:00:02:00. .u knw we must gist now. . .

my green lantern nigga. .more pics

i bet you. .he can't beat my man. .green lantern

pics

Who is the strongest 'Super Hero' so far?
We have had many super heroes right from our childhood days. So many have inspired us some have vanquished our worst villians.
From Superman to Batman...GreenLantern to Hulk...Thor to Spiderman.
Now who is the strongest?
:::
To me, I think it is the "Green Lantern" guy. . . .the only thing he has to over come is fear. .!

Afterwhich every other action will be taken care off by his imagination. .!

To counter my hero, you'll have to post scenarios . .
I in return, will reply you with my hero's counter response..


Lets hear you views.

Plz dnt insult me if you are pissed with my post. .abeg!!!

don't you think ASUU should be scrapped once and for all?? . .if ASUU wants fg to pay their outstanding salaries which i think they don't deserve ,then the students must have marks awarded to them(which i know is impossible). . .

They(students) should also be promoted to the next level. .without examination(also impossible)..



One more thing. .i think students should form their own union. .just so they'll have the chance to make some decisions. . .that union should hav the acronym ''A.S.U.Gs!! .(Association of Student Union Government)

.JUST SAYING o

GOD plz destroy all this idiots na. .

some innocent ones dey na

shocked

B-R-E-A-K-I-N-G News!!!
Muslims Fled Angola As Law
Against Islam Kicks In.
**banning Islamic religion is a
pre-emptive action as we
consider a cult, NOT a religion. -
President.
**It Is now unlawful to be a
Muslim in the Southern Africa
country of Angola.
**Government becomes the first
country in the world to ban Islam.
The African state of Angola law to
ban Islam has started as they will
start to destroy all the mosques in
the Country.
Angolan President José Eduardo
dos Santos, said by popular
demand, Angolan authorities have
taken pre-emptive action and
decided to ban the Muslim
religion, which they consider a
cult, NOT a religion. They see what
Muslims are doing to Christians,
especially in Africa, and are taking
steps to prevent the same from
happening in Angola.
According to several Angolain
newspapers, Angola has become
the first country in the world to
ban Islam and Muslims, taking
first measures by destroying
mosques in the country.
“The process of legalization of
Islam has not been approved by
the Ministry of Justice and Human
Rights, their mosques would be
closed until further notice,” Rosa
Cruz e Silva, the Angolan Minister
of Culture, was quoted by Agence
Ecofin on Friday, November 22.
Silva comments were given during
her visit last Tuesday to the 6th to
the Commission of the National
Assembly.
She asserted that the decision
was the latest in increased efforts
to fight against religious sects,
including illegal ones. According
to the minister, the action was
necessary to fight relentlessly
against noting that the
Government will redouble its
efforts to fight relentlessly against
religious cults like Islam which are
contrary to the customs of
Angolan culture
Same as Islam, other faiths which
were not legalized will face
closure of their houses of
worship.
"All sects on the list published by
the Ministry of Justice and Human
Rights in the Angolan newspaper"
“Jornal de Angola" are prohibited
to conduct worship, so they
should keep their doors closed,"
she said.
"In addition, we also have a long
list of more than a thousand
legalization applications,” she
added.
The anti-Islam comments were
not the first by Angolan officials
after several hostile actions have
been conducted in several cities
across Angola.
"This is the final end of Islamic
influence in our country", said the
President, José Eduardo dos
Santos.
Last October, Muslims from the
urban municipality of Viana,
Luanda, attended the destruction
of the minaret of their mosque
Zengo, as other are leaving the
country to more tolerant
neighbouring countries.
The provincial governor of Luanda
Bento Bento, said on the airwaves
of local radio that “radical Muslims
are not welcome in Angola and
the Angolan government is not
ready for the legalization of
mosques.”
Last October, Muslims from the
urban municipality of Viana,
Luanda, attended the destruction
of the minaret of their mosque
Zengo
95% of Angola’s population is
Christian. A quarter belongs to
Protestant churches founded
during the colonial period,
including congregational
evangelical church.
This decisive action taken by the
Angolan head of state is based on
a desire to guard against the rise
of the Wahhabi ideology that has
created havoc, death and
destruction in Africa and
elsewhere. And as rightly
explained Tunisian philosopher
Mezri Haddad: “Islamism and
Islamophobia feed each other.
Worse, long-term Islamism as an
ideology destroy Islam as religion.
“
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they'll marry at the age of 19-25. . .to giv birth normally will nw become a problem. .they be undergoing operations just because they want to giv birth. .

mtchhhhheeewww

some guys......not all,,i'm proud of independent ladies

YOUR HEAD DEY THERE MY BRODA.....GOD ABEG MAKE DIS JERSEY REACH OUR PLAYERS WARDROBE

dat wan no concern me....i go choooooopppp a.m

jp philips: you must be 8yrs old to think god wants you to be doing illegal buisness to escape poverty.
street trading in some areas is illegal whether poor or rich so leave god out of it.

so selling goods is now illegal....i dnt want to exchange words anymore...LET GOD's WILL BE DONE....PEACE be unto us!!!

repogirl: point still remains....

is it rowdy? Yes, street markets and bikers make motorists lives hell.
unplanned and filled with hold up? Yes, soon FCDA will pay you a visit and clear all those jampacked useless roadside structures.
cheaper rent than town? yes, very.
on the outskirts? Yes.
How are the roads? horrible, tiny main roads with bikes zooming left right and centre.....

okay, i exagerrated when i said its in Nasarawa but its close to anyway....... my point still remains getting a land there is a lot cheaper than in town. Finish.

all,these karu peoole attacking me sef, so una plenty for here.

.....GOD will HELP the POOR and HUMBLE ones.....BUT the RICH and PROUD he shall punish....if FCDA destroys what gives the poor food ,GOD'll cater for them

......repo girl i'm dissapointed in you,,,if i knew you were like this ,i would'nt have followed you...RUDE and ARROGANT being....

repogirl: i laugh at your stup,idity and stu,pid assumptions, you dnt know me so shut your garri hole.... did i mention lugbe? karu and kuje are outskirts, thats my point..... those are the places most average people can afford to build cos land prices are not as cutthroat as in town.

karu might have fine houses, so what? You build a mansion in Ajegunle and u're forming big boy. The place is unplanned, rowdy plus its in Nasarrawa sef......its not in Abuja. Hold up is something else, street markets, narrow mainroad, in short the place is a slum.

lastly I'm trying to figure out where the internet big babe label is coming from? where did i mention i stayed with someone in an expensive area.

anyway, its obvious u r suffering from a complex because u live in a slum.....pele pele, e go better oneday.

....madam have you been to karu?u said its in nasarwa...you are wrong...karu is not a slum....what you're calling a slum might be an old estate.....hope ur not mistaking new karu for KARU

Nawa o.....??if i say end tyme things now..mukina go ban moi



madam do you want him to be your toy boy?


Na unda 17 o

ugwum007: Some days ago, I came across a job vacancy post in olx website. I called the phone number stipulated and I was given an address at gbagada industrial estate, lagos. On getting there,it was GNLD office, I kept my cool located the person that gave me the address and for 2hrs I was listening to the usual networking talks only that it was coming from almost a tout (from appearance). When I started asking questions about the whole thing including a olx vacancy post, flyers & posters that had job vacancy opportunities on them, the guy lost his cool and almost bounced on me.

Am a student caught up in the ASUU dance with FG, almost all I heard that day was like routing information......I started wondering why is GNLD now stooping so low to fraud inorder to drive business?

.......

Xo i'm not the only one that was banboozled....if you see this GNLD officialz eh..tattered touts...i was angry as hell...i told my parents dat i was going to apply for a cleaner job and i would be paid #30,000...they agreed and started putting me in their prayers....that day ,i was very angry..but i kept my cool...i dnt blame them...na ASUU and asup i blame...GOD bless nairaland

[quote author=O.T.I.S]80% of indians, lebanese, pakistanis and chinese in nigeria are involved in one illegal smuggling or the other. the truth is they bribe their way when ever they are caught, even efcc and nafdac get paid handsomely by these foreign hustlers a.k.a investors. i remember when a lebanese shop was raided and ammunition discovered, few days later the news faded away and we nigerians never mind asking what happened. we are too busy going about our daily business that we care less about what foreigners do in our country.
I ve been to many countries in and outside africa, i saw how jobless and lazy their citizens are, they are too lazy to work, they treat their women like sh...t, and when they see foreigner work, dress well, drive cars, got married(to their women) etc, they become extremely jealous.
either they protest foreigner are taking their jobs or they accuse you of drug because you are making money and snatching their women from them.
finally, nawaoo for our naija guys,, of all countries why india india wey dey use bicycle for commercial transport I would rather relocate to my village than live in india.[/quote]101th liker!!

LMFAO.

mehn. lmao

i hate going to any place thats hot(temperature wise)



i also hate HELL ...neva been there but i hate it,,,,,,GOD help us all..xo we can make HEAVEN..the city
where you still feel cool even during the heat season