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Phone rings in the parlour,,popsi. dey watch 10:00pm news..

Runs out,picks the phone,sees the caller(my girlfriend,,nw ex)


Popsi:who's dat

Me:na alarm

Popsi:alarm for wetin


Me:NIGHT DEVOTION

Phone rings in the parlour,,popsi dey watch 10:00pm news..

Runs out,picks the phone,sees the caller(my girlfriend,,nw ex)


Popsi:who's dat

Me:na alarm

Popsi:alarm for wetin

Me:NIGHT DEVOTION

OOOHHHH FATHER LORD IN HEAVEN...CAN YOU GIVE ME YOUR POSITION FOR JUST A DAY ??I PROMISE TO CLEAR all this imbeciles who are not even scared of the citizens anymore...they just embezle money with pride and courage......as for that PIG(MR N600b) I'll give him 600 cuts with wateva sharp thing I can form....the kain vex wey dey my body now eh..pls LORD kill all nigerian leaders dats above the age of 35.....AMEN

spenca: Op what kind of lang is "most richest "

Sorry I forgot to put..CULLED from leadership newspaper..yesterdays own to be certain

CEO of marvin crew and prolific music producer,DON JAZZY has emerged yhe second most bankable african artistes and the top most nigeria in just released survey.

The survey was released by channel O and forbes africa on monday saptember 2 and it presented their list of the top 10 most bankable african artistes..

FULL LIST BELOW

(1)AKON-CEO of konvict Music,opened doors with other african artiste..

(2)DON JAZZY-producer,CEO mavin records,MTN,samsung and loya milk endorsement.D'banj,kanye west,beyonce and jay Z on production credits.

(3)P-square-music Duo.featured on forbes africa twice ,sold out concert,presidential guest in at least 5 african countries.


(4)D'banj-Music Artiste.international music brand,G.O.O.D music deal,Sony Entertainment deal.


(5)Wizkid-Music artiste.ex EME artiste,starboy CEO,affiliation with Disturbing London,several international collaboratio,highes paid pepsi ambassador in africa,ambassador of MTN.


(6)2face idibia-Music artiste.10 million disc and atleast 7 million digital sales,multiple ambassador,one campaign associated with Guinness, Haven Homes,airtel worldwide and philanthropist-2face foundation.


(7)Anselmo ralph-Angolan Music artiste. Samsumg and coca-cola ambassador,perfume line,clothing label,multi million dollar tour bus and sony artiste.


(Sarkodie-Rapper,presidential youth ambassador Ghana,sark clothing,samsung ambassador,fan milk Ghana.


(9)Ice-prince-music artiste,six million downloads,2 studio owner,one foundation member,plug n play ambassador,Zamani foundation.


(10)Banky W-music artiste. Co-owner of empire mates entertainment EME,samsung ambassador,philanthropist,winner of multiple awards.


CULLED from leadership newspaper..yesterdays own to be certain

My dear..its not easy...before commenting,I looked @ your picture...and I can swear to it..I'll be proud to date a girl like you...you don't have to be moved by the bad things people say about you...when people are faustrated they tend to say things without thinking...a faustrated person can call tiwa savage an ugly girl...xo my dear you have to start admiring yourselve..

BedLam: Reminds me of T he movie, "battleship'

. .battleship?? ?who's the alien here?? ?this reminds me of the movie "pearl harbour"

Lmfao...guys need x-ray googles

They'll say...u still be small pikin..just coz I said I prefer cartoons to movies of nowadays....you'll watch what will make you happy right?? ?why then are adults who watch cartoons called amatuers



Your views nairalanders...

stainless40: python,snake,sentipede,milipede. I don't know if i get the spelling well. This fours things irritate me most. Cockroach is not excluded.

...sorry...please do u reside in the forest??

i wish i could like evri bodies comment. .this topic jst lightened my day. . .@op. .na u big o.

Acutex: Dude, your mates are Married and you're here fighting for F2C..? It's mtn free mb I blame... :-P

...my mates getting married koor my mates getting married nii...#third to comment#

Taught you how to read the bibleGOOD for you...@ op try using a scrEen grabber,,less I 4get..first to commEnt

First to comment.....chikena....btw .they rlook nice

#sleeping#.and my worst enemy starts singing,next thing I know,I'm infected with malaria.........#standing# in the midst of girls I'm trying to impress when seddenly this big housefly start hovering around my head like some sought of waste..........aaarrrgghh like seriously I'll like GOD to kill all the mosquitoes and houseflies on earth. .



Let's see yours great Nairalanders

Imbeciles...I just feel these people are piling up depts for the future leaders to pay...

u mean aya?? ? @ op. .wetin b tiger nuts

MCKULQ: WHERE DEM SEE TIGER DEY CHOP SOMETHING LIKE DIS ?


DIS THING WEY SABI DIRTY PERSON TEETH.

. .bro i wonda wo. . .

rallymento: that homosexual is a gay!

. .ssshhhh. .dat homosexual who's a gay is a male ass fvcker. .he suckz dikkk

As I dey now...I go leave better things wey I go do with my time com dey join protest for one organization or the other....am I MAD@ victim sorry...but next time,,if u no get anything good wey u go do with your time,,SLEEP ...else na stray bullet go fit kiLl you wen next you join any type of protest...weda peaceful or odawise.....leonard don talk

chucky234: Chei guy you dey flirt with Lucifer in your dreams sha.... You need congregation of pastors to battle bros Luci for your deliverance ooo, your name na sorry if you carry only one suegbe pastor go fight bro Luci.

may sango's double edge axe strike ur big head

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afdynamic: it is obvious that u r sufferin 4rm Sleeplaughtomania Disorder in colaboration wit sum old women in ur village....... Go see ur pastor kia kia.

...good advice...

holyvirgin: Atleast is better than crying...

yes my brother......I prefer dis to being chased in my dreams

BigBelleControl: Do you remember you laughed or you only know if you were told?

iremember..I feel it

When it started was the day I slept in my neigbhours room..his fiance was with him that night...I remember I was having a chat with BASKET MOUTH and BOVI in my dream and one of dem cracked a joke..I laughed in my dream and the next day my neighbour complained...dis hasn't stopped..infact I laughed in my sleep yesterday.....IS THIS NORMAL? ? ?

With proper care, your teeth and gums can stay healthy throughout your life. The healthier your teeth and gums are, the less risk you have for tooth decay and gum disease.


How Should I Care for My Teeth and Gums?

There are five basic steps to caring for teeth and gums:

(1)Brushing
(2)Flossing
(3)Eating right
(4)Rinsing
 (5)Visiting the dentist




Tips for Brushing Teeth
Brush at least twice a day. If you can, brush after every meal. Brushing removes plaque, a film of bacteria that clings to teeth. When bacteria in plaque come into contact with food, they produce acids. These acids lead to cavities. To brush:


•Place a pea-sized dab of fluoride toothpaste on the head of the toothbrush. (Use a soft toothbrush.)
•Place the toothbrush against the teeth at a 45-degree angle to the gum line.
•Move the brush across the teeth using a small circular motion. Continue with this motion cleaning one tooth at a time. Keep the tips of the bristles against the gum line. Avoid pressing so hard that the bristles lie flat against the teeth. (Only the tips of the toothbrush clean the teeth.) Let the bristles reach into spaces between teeth.
•Brush across the top of the chewing surfaces of the teeth. Make sure the bristles get into the grooves and crevices.
•Use the same small circular motion to clean the backside of the upper and lower teeth -- the side that faces the tongue.
•To clean the inside of the bottom front teeth, angle the head in an up-and-down position toward the bottom inside of the mouth and move the toothbrush in a small circle.
For the inside of the top front teeth, angle the brush in an up-and-down position with the tip of the head pointing towards the roof of the mouth. Move the toothbrush in a small circle.
•Give your tongue a few gentle brush strokes, brushing from the back of your tongue forward. Do not scrub. This helps remove bacteria and freshens your breath.
•After brushing your teeth for two to three minutes, rinse your mouth with water.
•Replace your toothbrush with a new one every three to four monTips for


Flossing Your Teeth

Floss teeth once a day. Flossing gets rid of food and plaque between the teeth, where your toothbrush cannot reach. If plaque stays between teeth, it can harden into tartar, which must be removed by a dentist. To floss:

•Remove about an 18-inch strip of floss from the dispenser.
Wind the floss around the middle fingers of each hand, leaving a 1-inch section open for flossing. Floss the top teeth first, then the bottom.
•Place the floss in your mouth and use your index fingers to push the floss between the teeth. Be careful not to push too hard and injure the gums.
•Move the floss up and down against the tooth and up and around the gum line. The floss should form a C-shape around the tooth as you floss.
•Floss between each tooth as well as behind the back teeth.
•Use a clean section of floss as needed and take up used floss by winding it around the fingersths



Eating Right for Dental Health


For good dental health, eat a variety of foods but eat fewer foods that contain sugars and starches. These foods produce the most acids in the mouth and the longer they stay in the mouth, the more they can damage the teeth. Hard "sucking candies" are especially harmful because they stay in the mouth a long time.

Snacking on sugary foods can lead to tooth decay because most people don't brush after snacks. Starchy snack foods, like potato chips, stick to the teeth. Avoid snacking on:



•Candies, cookies, cakes, and pie
Sugary gum
•Crackers, breadsticks, and chips
Dried fruits and raisins
 

Tips for Rinsing

In addition to the above three steps above, antibacterial mouth rinses reduce bacteria that cause plaque and gum disease, according to the American Dental Association (ADA). Fluoride mouth rinses also help reduce and prevent tooth decay. The ADA does not recommend fluoride mouth rinses for children of six or younger because they may swallow the rinse


AND LASTLY

Visit Your Dentist Regularly

Visit your dentist at least once every six months. To maintain healthy teeth and gums, it's important to have regular check-ups and professional cleanings. You should also see your dentist if you have pain in your teeth or mouth or bleeding, swollen gums.

You can also ask your dentist about dental sealants. Sealant is a material used to coat the top, chewing surfaces of the teeth. This coating protects the tooth from decay and usually lasts a long time.
...Culled from wedMD.com

I'm a good cook...my mum taught me well..she prefares sending me to cook for the whole family to sending my junior sisters

Mehn I can't stop laughing...A and B got me cracking