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Romance / Re: GUYS, Why Don't You Moan During Sex? by LePrezident(m): 10:17pm On Jun 10, 2017
Dimples129:


angry

Loool, so why are you frowning now?
Romance / Re: GUYS, Why Don't You Moan During Sex? by LePrezident(m): 10:04pm On Jun 10, 2017
ZarZar:
Come to me, I'll make you scream like Pavarotti singing O sole mio at the Opera House

Lol right, must have Uhuru in store grin

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Romance / Re: GUYS, Why Don't You Moan During Sex? by LePrezident(m): 10:01pm On Jun 10, 2017
Dimples129:


Told you you ask too many questions! angry

The topic is to men so give us your answer undecided

No sad
Romance / Re: GUYS, Why Don't You Moan During Sex? by LePrezident(m): 9:51pm On Jun 10, 2017
Dimples129:
I've wondered why too! Guys come and explain yourself! Davidgrey, do you moan and groan during sex? lipsrsealed

Do you?

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa : A Must Win For Super Eagles by LePrezident(m): 9:36pm On Jun 10, 2017
ZarZar:


E pain am no be small tin grin

Lol congrats and you're gradually getting Nigerianised in your convos smiley

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Romance / Re: South African Girl Looking For Naija Friends by LePrezident(m): 9:33pm On Jun 10, 2017
Cinderella5:
nope

Ohk
Romance / Re: Truthfulness by LePrezident(m): 5:04pm On Jun 10, 2017
ZarZar:


Now I'm lost. I thought the topic is about how far you can go in general. Eg. Some people would donate an organ to a loved one etc. That's how far they'd go. Now you're confusing me with the chemistry stuff because my mind was not even there

Well, if there's love I believe the preamble of whether the person is worth it or not does not even arise. The moment you begin to contemplate the worth of your partner, I believe at that point the chemistry is suspect and that "love" thing in there has been far spent.
Romance / Re: South African Girl Looking For Naija Friends by LePrezident(m): 5:02pm On Jun 10, 2017
Cinderella5:
I hear southie ladies run after our men cos they have large organs, most of them that is.

Wait, aren't you South African? You stated this thread right?
Romance / Re: Truthfulness by LePrezident(m): 4:49pm On Jun 10, 2017
ZarZar:


How? It makes perfect sense to me. I can love, but the things I'll do in the name of love depend on many factors like his attitude etc.

You mean you can love someone without the 'chemistry'? I do not see how that's possible.
Romance / Re: Truthfulness by LePrezident(m): 4:41pm On Jun 10, 2017
ZarZar:
As far as his worth. If he is not worth it, I ain't doing nada even if the love is there.

Pardon moi, but the submission above is an oxymoron
Celebrities / Re: Sophia Momodu: I'm Ready To Share Part Of My Life With You by LePrezident(m): 4:20pm On Jun 10, 2017
Michellla:
What reasonable thing does she want to show us on her channel?

Michelle, vous êtes sage, avez-vous plus de 25 ans?
Romance / Re: South African Girl Looking For Naija Friends by LePrezident(m): 4:07pm On Jun 10, 2017
Cinderella5:
I just want to know if she heard something about Nigerian guys, maybe size of their joysticks or something.

Uh? Are you for real Or a troll
Romance / Re: South African Girl Looking For Naija Friends by LePrezident(m): 1:25pm On Jun 10, 2017
ZarZar:


Oh, I truly understand. People here also have a love/hate relationship with the national team. Most prefer local teams over international ones though. It gets intense when it's between rivals teams. I actually find it ridiculous. I guess I'd never understand men & their love of football. The connection is weird lol. Almost creepy

Lol yes I guess, same way we do not understand most women and their love for telenovelas
Romance / Re: South African Girl Looking For Naija Friends by LePrezident(m): 1:24pm On Jun 10, 2017
boiz2men:
LePrezident and ZarZar

this isnt your thread oo.. carry your romantic discussion elsewhere... the OP is real and needing of a a pen pal (online)... she doesnt look fabulously pretty to want to troll with a pic not breath taking (no harm intended)....

TSOM .. some people find solace and comfort online knowing that the person on the other side of the phone my neverr see them.. dont be so bitter

Cinderella5 .. why do i seense jealousy? you think shes come to take away the guys from you? remember the guys here are broke and ugly? you shouldnt be jealous... cheesy

I don't even understand all that you've typed cos I'm not really following the thread. Do you know I'm just seeing the thread topic? I've not even read the opening comment as it's none of my BI
Romance / Re: South African Girl Looking For Naija Friends by LePrezident(m): 1:11pm On Jun 10, 2017
ZarZar:


So which team do you support with passion?

Whatever at the last part.

I am a Red Devil! I support Manchester United!!! and Real Madrid, however I'll be supported United over Madrid in their upcoming Super Cup fixture in a couple of months cos Madrid has won that one severally so they can leave it for United.

I used to support the Black Stars passionately but after their display of folly at the Brazil world cup in 2014 where they held the nation at ransom over bonuses, they've lost a lot of home support. People are unable to get over the international disgrace they caused the country. Lately when they play at home it's usually gate free yet the stadia do not fill up. They still have a lot of work to do to get back the love they used to enjoy from Ghanaians. Presently we mostly DGAF about them.
Romance / Re: South African Girl Looking For Naija Friends by LePrezident(m): 1:03pm On Jun 10, 2017
ZarZar:


Mcheeeeew. So much for that BaGhana BaGhana slogan South Africans love to chant tongue It seems like it's a one-sided love affair cry Anyway, all the best to you guys today. As for SA, I know we got this in the Ghana must go bag grin Victory is ours. Chyeah!

I talk a lot, yes, especially when there's no real involvement, like online. In real life I'm still chatty but you'll rarely see me at someone else's house. I stay indoors & let people come to me. Without them coming, I'm sure I'd go years without ever thinking let me go pay so & so a visit. It's just not in my nature to go around bothering people.


Hahahaha, sorry sis but BaGhana BaGhana truly exists cos I'm sure a lot more Ghanaians might support Bafana Bafana over the Eagles but I am a different breed tongue but truth is I'm neutral with this being a Pan African to a fault. I'm actually not too bothered about the Black Stars match either.

Interesting take; I'm on a mission to come make you a full extrovert. What's that address, let me start making that journey smiley

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Romance / Re: South African Girl Looking For Naija Friends by LePrezident(m): 12:44pm On Jun 10, 2017
ZarZar:


Oh OK, cool. Will you be watching the match between SA & NG today? Who will you support, your loud mouth neighbour or your brother from another mother, SA? kiss grin

I'm not a very social person lol. I mingle when the mood strikes but I'm really a loner behind the "social mask".

Lol, the Black Stars of Ghana are playing today so I might watch that rather. But since I was born and raised in Nigeria, I might just support the Eagles over Bafana Bafana tongue but then again, I might just be neutral as a strong Pan African.

Lol, you're sure you're not social? I doubt it considering that you like to talk a lot tongue
Romance / Re: Can You Allow Your Girl Friend To Work In A Hotel by LePrezident(m): 12:34pm On Jun 10, 2017
kayloyal87:
can you allow your gfrd to work in a hotel . is it normal yes or no and beside she has no work she doing before . because me want tell her to let us cutoff the relationship because i dont like the work . plz i need ur advice on this issue plzzzzz
please dont mind my grammar

Is this a joke? So because you are her bf you have become her Lord and Master? Do you have an alternative for her or are you prepared to be paying her monthly salary? If not, then you have no locus to even begin to have this thought not to talk of acting on it.

How were some of you men socialised? Like really what's wrong with working in a hotel? Or you want to tell me people working at Sheraton 4points and Eko Hotels are senseless or what?
Romance / Re: South African Girl Looking For Naija Friends by LePrezident(m): 12:29pm On Jun 10, 2017
ZarZar:


Only running errands & doing chores lol. Nothing to fist pump about. I'm a bore tongue Seems they will be having a party next door though. I'll attend it with my eyes grin Weekends, I relax. I have no interest in people on my days off. I shut myself in after I'm done doing the usual weekend stuff. What are your plans for today?

Lol, you seem quite antisocial for an extrovert tongue

Been out and about all morning, since dawn actually. Just got in, might just stay in for the rest of the day, watch movies and lmao on NL cheesy
Romance / Re: South African Girl Looking For Naija Friends by LePrezident(m): 11:05am On Jun 10, 2017
ZarZar:


It's Saturday & I have a very busy day ahead. You think I have time to be juggling real life, this account & a fake one on top of that just for sprinkles? I don't have time for that. This is the only account I use on NL. I see no point in hiding behind different monikers. To me that's a waste of time.

For real guurrrll grin where the party at?? grin @ Boldened
Romance / Re: My Landlord’s 16year Old Girl Is A Sex Monster by LePrezident(m): 10:25pm On Jun 09, 2017
Lol OP sometimes the story feels like comedy instead of the harlequin it is meant to be. I bet you copied and pasted it from some source.

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Romance / Re: Can I Leave My Peniss In Her Hole Till Daybreak by LePrezident(m): 9:59pm On Jun 09, 2017
Saintsammurai:
lol bro..
Toasting is allowed na

Lol ride on bro, I dey your back
Romance / Re: Can I Leave My Peniss In Her Hole Till Daybreak by LePrezident(m): 9:54pm On Jun 09, 2017
Saintsammurai:
hmm kind of nice indeed..
But you have not experience it right?

Shooouu guy, na this line you wan take toast MsRoe?

None of my business tho

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Romance / Re: Can A Penis Be Too Big For Your Vagina? by LePrezident(m): 2:16pm On Jun 09, 2017
ZarZar:
When there's a will, there's a way

Noted. shocked

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Romance / Re: "If Your Girlfriend Demands For Money Routinely, She's A Prostitute" - Omokri by LePrezident(m): 2:05pm On Jun 09, 2017
beatrice58:
plz help me qualify to participate in a competition by clicking d link below and liking my video. u dnt need to watch it jex like it. God bless u as u do so.
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What is the competition about?
Romance / Re: CANDID by LePrezident(m): 1:59pm On Jun 09, 2017
Lionessza:



Lol good luck.

Lol oh why? I thought you were about to volunteer to conceive them undecided
Romance / Re: Shameless Lady Steps Out Almost Unclad (photo) by LePrezident(m): 1:58pm On Jun 09, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
Nice.one

Lol this guy, you troll with class. Last time I asked if you attended Gladys Nursery & Primary in Ketu you refused to respond. It mean say na you be the Umaikpe wey Gladys people know.

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Romance / Re: CANDID by LePrezident(m): 1:54pm On Jun 09, 2017
Lionessza:



Lol, two. Yourself?

Lol a billion cool
Romance / Re: CANDID by LePrezident(m): 12:47pm On Jun 09, 2017
Lionessza:
What was the agreement between the two of you before marriage regarding the number if kids you want to have ? . These are things couples should talk about before getting married. Anyways,




Sterilization would help.

How many kids are you having?
Romance / Re: Please Advice Me Before I Do Something Stupid. by LePrezident(m): 12:37pm On Jun 09, 2017
nijaomegacode:

Hahahahaha no ooo.

Lol sounded like you did. This one that you were mentioning co-ordinator upandan
Foreign Affairs / Re: UK General Election Exit Polls And Results Live by LePrezident(m): 6:44am On Jun 09, 2017
Dimples129:


Really!?!?! If that clown becomes our PM, I swear I will consider moving and living abroad. I hate him with a passion. I hope terrorists attack him and shave his stupid hair! I'm so disappointed with this outcome cry

Oh, so you're based in the UK. One question answered.
Romance / Re: Please Advice Me Before I Do Something Stupid. by LePrezident(m): 1:54am On Jun 09, 2017
nijaomegacode do you attend Deeper Life?

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