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Hi mataklngs

clemz85: I'm not good in qouting but am sure this question has a place in the Holy book

you are right, it's in the book of corinthians. There, The bible clearly states that sex is one of the reasons to get married. To me, i feel dat for no reason should my woman deny me sex cos to me dat's d no1reason am getting married, weirdo??

I noticed something in me and I goggled it, doctor health said if it's not STD, then I simply have a very high sexual appetite which is true, noting this, it'll be wickedness on my own part to marry a lady with low libido. Op, if you get married to someone dat understands u and ur body system, this wouldn't be a problem. ALL IT TAKES IS UNDERSTANDING, but just incase ur spouse dont understand, simply give in just to avoid shouting infidelity..

I.Joan:
Oh bro!
STFU!
Are there no other legitimate ways of making money?
Please don't justify what is wrong!

I spent a year in Oau, Ife.... I had a roommate whose family had some financial problems!

Few weeks after resuming, this girl borrowed money from me and started selling pepper, onions, plantain, eggs etc inside that our tight MOZ room! The next week she paid my money back to show you how good the sales were!

During the rainy season, she noticed leather shoes get spoilt easily and girls were complaining! She went to Ibadan to buy fancy rubber shoes and sandals and started selling!
She sold recharge cards...etc
She made her money without losing her dignity

Did you read Lupey's story? She said somewhere that she had a little Bakery business!

That's how good girls make money without devaluing themselves
Only lazy girls without vision give the sorry tale you spewed out!

Suppose there are two girls with financial problems... One sleeps around to get money to get through and somehow becomes successful.... The other sought other meaningful ways to get money and becomes a success!
Whose success story will you tell your daughter?

And for the Love of God!
Please remove that last sentence you put up there! No one made men the provider or protector of women!
We came into this world individually and we would go through this life without necessarily needing the help of a particular gender!

@op... U are on point! Endeavour to open the male version soon!

good lord, tank u for this lady... Will you be my pen pal??

I know many of them but have slept with none despite there alluring abilities. Because i feel this life is completely useless, after everything, it ol ends 6fit down. Lord save my soul....

No36 is wrong, when I say leave me alone, better do it as fast as possible for you own good and sake

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Who knows how many pros.tit.utes GEJ sleeps with and they ol go scot free. I say so cos am not sure that man enjoys dat his fat wife...

gree-die:
u ple have not answered d question o.. y do many guys want to marry a virgin yet dey ve disvirgined many girls??

there are different types of guys, mostly crazy virgin guys, overpossessive guy, sexist guys, sadist, psychologically immature guys are the ones that wants to marry a virgin, but play boys dont give a dime about virginity when they wanna settle down. If someone marries u because of ur virginity, he doesn't love you, he only loves wat is inbetween, i'll only advice you to run when such guys approaches u....

Abagworo: Those pictures are from Abiriba which is arguably the finest village in Nigeria. I've never been to any other village like that in my life where every house is new and decent.

you lie, look at the roads,very muddy and untarred... But come to Anambra state, my village in Idemmili to be precised, almost if not all the roads are tarred and then see houses, no tok am again o..

Olekumaster: wait first o. Who be thief. The man, lady, or the baby??

op, even if you dont know if it's d man or the woman that stole ur phone or they bought it from the thief, Idk, but Pls remove that baby's pix, I beg u in God's name and in seun's name. Kills, modify this post and remove d baby's pix ;-(

alienware: oh ! How could you be so heartless ? Don't do that . If you don't want her, then let her go now and dont waste ten years of her precious life. Humans are cruel * crying* u are heartless.

she first showed d sign of heartlessness when she deemed it fit to hurt such a caring and beautiful lover like me. Dont worry, atleast I didn't open a thread about it on nl, just dealing it on my own way....

mondi_cheeks: I'm glad u discovered what u r suffering from

geez, I only said I eat less and Am too slim cos of dat, haven't been diagnosed of dat

Vikin:

Madam I wan buy anorexia....

40 naira own..

Abeg put jara O!

better jara o, see as dem ladies wan play with my head..... Men, I gat to be alert next time, thanks man!

SniperInADiaper: Its an eating disorder.. tho you would most likely be diagnosed with EDNOS rather than anorexia.

All jokes aside you should seek help.

after telling me dat it has lil calories huh? God is watching u o. Am fine, right from time/birth, i've been a picky eater and I like it dat way considering d fact I dont wanna add weight. Tanks for the concern anyways, I appreciate alot... <3

Vikin: Hope u r not like that. Get help ASAP

no, far from it... Tanks man..... If not, I would have gone to food affairs requesting for anorexia

mondi_cheeks: I feel ashamed on ur behalf

why actually?? Cos I dont know d meaning of anorexia, everyone mustn't be a doctor u know?? Am very good in my own field..

Vikin: More like this

mondi, me? ;-(

mondi_cheeks: its italian but its only made in antartica

goin to meet my friend google, i'll be back for u... If na my head u de play with eh, personally, I go......!

Vikin: U guys are wicked oh!

Les don't mind them,

Google is your friend

meaning that it's more of an affliction than meal??

mondi_cheeks: its an italian salad dressing

and I tot it was a country well, you mean I should be taking it instead of goin empty belly, i haff heard, but its ingredients, is it sold in 9ja here?

mondi_cheeks: no u r not...anorexia is a good thing

anorexia Wat Is dat?

SniperInADiaper: Les im curious to see your picture. Eating disorders aren't good.

I'll try upload it soon.

obi2012: I was thinking the same thing.. How can a man be 58kg? I am 92kg and I am just average in height..5"10

you are taller than me and I watch my weight alot, like seriously, alot. My friends do yab alot asking me wat happened to my stomach, am really slim. Maybe u aint really interested in weight stuff, 9ja style

gbaky_floor: You are a man and yet you are 58kg!

Please how tall are you?

You do know men are meant to have more large bones and muscles which determines weight?

Do you know that an average man weighs 70kg? Do you also know that men who weigh lower than this are men of small stature?

Since you are below 60kg, should I presume you are a small man?

Do you know that a lady who is 5feet 8inches tall with a weight of 70kg is healthier than a lady of same height who weighs 50kg?

well you are right. am a slim guy, am in my early 20s, 21 to be precised and am 5ft 7in. Well, the thing there is that I watch my weight alot, sometimes, I eat once a day and work myself out. Am really really very slim and I detest fat women alot. Fat men looks cool tho . I've taken time to study women's physique, fatter b4 marriage, fatter after marriage, dat's why am sticking to a slimsexy lady.
For the record, you are correct, early this month i was having several belly pains and i was afraid i was having ulcer and I started eating regularly. i checked my weight last two sundays and it was 60 or 61 and I really did fret, from then till now, I can count the number of times I ate, hope am not hurting myself

Oildichotomy^:
No now... My brother the babe is 'sharp' like motorsaw blade sharp

she aint the only sharp babe around, but if u insist, do that which ur dic...kk tells u to do...

Leave d lady alone b4 we hear another story on nairaland how a neighbour killed his neighbour because he couldn't control his dic.kkk

ChEkWaS IyKe :
@ OP, am perfectly ok n functioning well. But wot I dnt knw is... it might be a setup btw my GF n her.

Who again are you refering to as Op The choice of life and death is with humanity, it's upto them to choose wisely. Confused man!!

Not really ma babe but a next door neighbour..
Me: I saw u today in d market with a new foam.

Pp: I got admission, it's for my school.

Me: but u never took jamb, how manage??

Pp: yes, I got admission through direct entry..
And who gets admitted via Direct entry without any ongoin diploma course. Owk o....

Fast forward to few months later....

Me: pp, wat ya doing @home

Pp: yes, I came back for my I.T....

Me: I.T Wat
And I was like, stfu, u lying skunk