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See the pictures of Nigeria’s favourite artiste, Wizkid on One
Hell Of A Night Tour with Chris Brown .


Quite an amazing reception. Check out below



Yaga!!

14. The Sure Girlfriend

*Comes from a rich family
*Spoils her boyfriend whenever she can
*Your boyfriend is probably in her inbox

13. The Angry Girlfriend

*She probably pressured her boyfriend into a relationship
*Can beat you up and cause trouble if you don’t propose quickly
*Will break up with you and block you on instagram if you smile to another girl

12. The Secret Girlfriend

*Will dress better than the host at any party
*Can help you date your boyfriend
*Knows how to run a catering business

11. The Relationship Advisor Girlfriend

*Will tell you what to do to have the best relationship
*Always has relationship problems
*Can dress well and steal your man at your own wedding

10. The Gist Bank Girlfriend

*Has every human beings gist
*Will tell you who your boyfriend is cheating on you with
*Will show you her expensive bag when you ask “where is your boyfriend?”

9. The Family’s Favorite Girlfriend

*Is the best girlfriend
*Her boyfriend’s mother and her are best friends
*Her boyfriend likes to call her “my wife”

8. The Greedy Girlfriend

*Cannot keep her eyes somewhere
*Always looking for some special type of boyfriend called Johnny
*She will use all your money for funny hairstyles

7. The Patient Girlfriend

*Treats her boyfriend right all the time
*Will forgive you if you cheat
*Only if you sing “African Queen” three times

6. The “our wife” Girlfriend

*Is very pretty and liked by everyone
*Will cook for her boyfriend and his friends
*Cries a lot when she is maltreated

5. The Talkative Girlfriend


*Wants to talk all the time

*Is always making grammar mistakes

*Can still steal your boyfriend

4. The Role Model Girlfriend

*Is dating a rich guy
*Has the best and perfect relationship
*She is your boyfriend’s WCW

3. The Fortunate Girlfriend

*Everybody likes her and pities her
*Can give you 40% of her salary if she loves you
*Once you break up with her good things start happening to her

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2. The Lowkey Most Wanted Girlfriend

*Nobody knows who she is dating
*But everybody still wants her
*She has different boyfriends she doesn’t even know about

1. The Razz Girlfriend



*Will embarass you in public

*You can’t take her out

*Her boyfriend is probably named Sege

doyinisaac:
This "how is this news" statement is getting stale and dumb...a news is also a source of information and the op posted the information...this is a celebrity section for crying out loud,what other news do u expect??on channel tv and other tv stations you will see such news on their "entertainment news"segment....so calm down for Jesus....what were u expecting on celebrity section,the news of dollar to naira??or about Niger delta avengers??or cost of tomato??smh..

I can see ur trying to lash out on me cus d situation of d country not only frustrates/suffers u, but also practically drives u nuts...
So CalmDownBro.

So. Hw is dis News?? ..diaBiz

SugarBoy go dey form StarBoy

Mountain Dew Proven To Shrink Your Testicles. Researchers at the
University of Rochester have released their findings on the effects of
Mountain Dew and yellow dye #5 on shrinkage of “the boys”, after
many men have complained about the effects associated with drinking
this beverage. Mountain Dew has a large number of ingredients. The
two main ingredients of concern are caffeine and yellow dye #5, which
is also known as Tartrazine. The FDA and the Center for Science in
the Public Interest strongly recommends that we should only intake 5
mg per kilogram daily of the yellow dye #5, for young men it is
recommended at 3.5 mg per kilogram daily of the yellow dye #5.
Anything above that has a negative reaction on sperm count and causes
gonadal atrophy (shrinking of the testicles).


Tartrazine has been used in many foods, drugs, ice creams and other
products since 1916. It is currently found in Kraft macaroni and
cheese, Doritos, Jello, Kool Aid, shampoos and hand stamps which
can also shrink your testicles! The negative health outcomes that this
chemical has created throughout this century are staggering. It has been
proven to contribute to hyperactivity, rashes and hives, depression,
cancer, asthma and low sperm count.


Earlier, in 2009, the Food Safety Authority also evaluated the negative
effects of Tartrazine. They also found that Tartrazine has adverse
effects on the reproductive organs. If you are drinking Mountain Dew
on a regular basis, you should reconsider. If you are allowing your
children to drink this, especially your young boys, you are setting them
up for a life of health complications and smaller than usual “family
jewels”.


Source: Healthy Food Star

SANDOSKI:
Comot you no fit do me anything......isssssh

Una Two Sef

14. When you get home and finally see what Quilox did to your account balance.


God!. Na Wa

13. When you and your guys see the person that sold you fake Henny.


See Dah Bastard

12. You, trying to price Olosho.


How much Last?..

11. When you see your bill after ordering just 3 plates of snail.


Are You Mad??..

10. When your squad is managing 2 bottles of Henny and you see some Yahoo boys popping basins of Moët.


Abeg Allow us Flex small... Shuooo

9. You, when some idiots start breaking bottle and fighting.


Na Wa! JusLikeThat ??

8. You and your guys, scanning the area for all the fine babes.

LetsPlanThisThing...

6. When you hear how much they are selling Rosé but you still act like you’re considering it.


JusWaitFirst ...

5. When they finally let you and your squad enter.


DiaDad....

4. You, showing your guys the best part of the fence to jump in from.


We must do this TurnUp!

3. Your face, when a bouncer slaps one of your guys.


Someone cannot play with you again?...