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6. Bini (Edo)__International Raketts

Bini my pipo (no pun intended), The Bini people from Benin, Edo state are well
known for their heritage, the Benin Kingdom has been a great kingdom for pre-
colonial times till the colonial era. They were famous for their highly organized
system of monarchy and architectural feat with the longest city wall not made
from just clay without mortar. Due to their zeal for travelling abroad to make
ends meet they are the most likely people you will meet in Europe practising the
oldest profession of prostitution.

5. Igala__Babalawo

The Igala people are from Kogi state, they are a minority group, there is a general
misconception that they are very wicked people as a general stereotype but they are
more than that, However they are notorious for being Shamans (Babalawo). Most
of the heavy babalawos you are likely to meet if you patronize such will most
likely be Igala.

4. Ibibio/Efik__Housekeepers

The ever lovely Efik and Ibibio people are actually two different tribes from Cross
River and Akwa-Ibom collectively, they share the same boundary. They are known
for their culinary prowess, zealous hard work and stamina in bed. The hustle they
are most notable for though is being great housekeepers. While this has toned
down in modern times, there is a high chance the bulk of housekeepers will be
Akpan or Ekaete.

3. Hausa__Suya Sellers

The hospitable Hausa people are most popular for their generosity, hospitality in
Nigeria. When it comes to giving they rank one of the highest, they are also very
easy going. While they are popular for hustles like selling sugar cane, fruits, water
delivery (Meruwa) their most popular hustle is selling Suya, chances are that 97%
of suya sellers are Hausa men.

2. Yoruba__Taxi Drivers

The lively, fun-filled Yoruba people are most popular for their jolly, easing going
lifestyle. When it comes to partying and enjoying themselves they are the highest.
While they are popular for hustles ranging from Mama put (Roadside food vendor)
to selling female native wears but the higher percentage of taxi drivers are most
likely Yoruba people.

God bless Nigeria, we are diverse in our tribal make up and orientation but our
beauty is in our diversity. There are various tribes notorious for different hustle
but I've chosen to pick 6 to highlight.



1. Igbos__Chemist(Pharmacy)

The lovely energetic Igbo people are popular for being very industrious and are
known for a lot of things, ranging from spare parts dealers to selling foodstuff but
the niche where they are unrivalled the most is pharmacies, chances are that any
“chemist” as laymen call them you meet are Igbo.

mosjames:
Who should be there then?

David Degea is far better..

Oblak as GK Sth z rung with deez op....

Very Poor in my side... Cudn't even download up to 120mb......

Big one for Wizzy

7. Every time your…sorry, our son exhibits rascally behavior, I promise not to blame it on your side of the family. My family has a history of propriety and decency that dates back 5 generations but hey, that’s just history right?





See ur head like ur Mother's own***

6. I promise to accept full responsibility for emotional quarrels instead of blaming it on your period, your hormones or you. Although I still believe that you can be a little bit irrational most of the time and that is because you are a woman

5. I promise to try and be the husband you portray me to be on Instagram though I dislike the pictures of me that you put there. I always look like your house-boy while you look super gorgeous.
Abi photoshop is only for YOU***

4. I promise to pay attention and actually listen when you are having “the talk” with me. Even though all I can think about is how big your b[][]bs look and how I can’t wait to play with them later

3. When the kids come to me for food, I promise to think of more proactive ways to solve the problem besides “go and meet your mother”

2. I promise to be more understanding when you say no to sex. I mean headaches can be very painful. I just don’t get how it should affect the s3x because I am making love to you down there, not in you head. Still, I’ll be understanding


she said no but you try to take it like a man***

Guys, let’s be real. You have not been the perfect husband. But today, you get a
clean slate. Just grab your bae and say this after us.
***side eyes at those who will defect***


1. Dear Wifey


I promise to stop referring to your friends as witches.
Even though they look, laugh and dress like witches. They
make you happy and your happiness is all that matters

Mavins artiste, Reekado Banks , is set to drop a new album.

The ‘Oluwa ni’ singer, shared a screenshot of a series of tweets by Don Jazzy, confirming that his debut album which is super dope, any moment.

Don Jazzy wrote:
Reekado Banks album loading….2016 #AlbumWeyGoBurstBrain #Reeky2016

Reekado Banks , was signed to the label back in 2014 and has released a couple of singles to include his hit track ‘Oluwa Ni’. He won the award for the Next Rated Artiste at the 2015 edition The Headies.

AngelAhnie:
Why this much hate

Its d truth.... TakeIt or LeaveIt

12. Whenever this happened:




Jus ready urself for Unlimited Slaps...

11. Putting paper on someone’s head and singing:

10. Looking up at an aeroplane and singing “Aeroplane odabo ba mi k’iya mi eleko…”



Don't Judge...

9. The sweetest victory song to ever exist:



'96 Summer Olympics TurnUp

8. Ajebutter kids looking at you whenever you sang “Leke Leke give me white finger”:



Did it ever work for anybody?.. (Worked for me sha)hehe

7. You, singing it as Arise O COMPASSION for the better part of your childhood.




What's a *COMPATRIOT " biko?

6. The song about this olodo:



Johnbull was clearly a waste of Sch Fees sha..

5. Just learning as you read this that “Osingo singo praise The Lord” is actually “Oh sing my soul and praise The Lord”.

4. This song that made absolutely no sense:




No seriously, how do you kiss a snake by mistake?

3. This song I still don’t understand:



Dah hell is Mr Macaroni...

2. Your face, when you learnt “Jangilova epo motor” was actually “Jingle over like a motor”.



Its Jangilova epo motor to me sha... FightMe.

1. Singing the last line as “sandalili sandalili”


Singing sandalili was sweeter jhor.....