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3. The fish and drinking water story

This story was specifically invented for those children who won’t eat their food
but will eat the fish on top and drink lots of water.

2. Fruit seeds growing out of your head.


Every Nigerian child has heard a version of this one. Ever had your parents
tell you that if you swallowed a seed (say orange seed) that an orange tree will
grow out of your head after a week?

Many Naija kids didn’t sleep because we were too worried about becoming a
walking and talking orange tree.

All parents have crazy tendencies.


Nigerian parents have perfected this “parental crazy”. Don’t get me wrong, our
parents raised us well but they really dealt with us.
Our childhoods were lit af with amazing games, snacks, plenty birthday parties
and Christmas clothes.


“ PS: I still miss Okin biscuit and I wish someone would be
buying me clothes on a regular like back when I was a kid. ”


Naija parents love to discipline each and every child. Our parents spanked us
to keep in line. If spanking didn’t work because some of us were too stubborn,
they told us stories that scared us straight.


.“ Sometimes these stories are made up. Who am I kidding?
Most of them were made up! ”


Here are 5 major stories (lies, all lies!!) our parents used to keep us in line
back then :

1. Ojuju Calabar

I don’t know if Ojuju Calabar is the Nigerian version of the Boogey man. Or
maybe it’s a masquerade. All I know is that in my house:

“ Ojuju Calabar will come and get any disobedient and errant
child. ”


Funny how we were all scared of Ojuju Calabar but have never seen one.
Even today!

u21day:
kratos son gets killed by thor, kratos kills thor and odin. just guessing

that "Guess" is way out of line..
I don't even think they've completed the storyline

Samtoby:
That dude doesn't look like Kratos, just have the designs.... is like the story will be different on this..

I haven't play any GOW game tho

The boy is his Son..
This is continuation from GOW 3. Many years later....

The Graphics is Awesome mehn.. Watch d gameplay

SANDOSKI:
Yes ooo
I dey even do nariabet

CorreectBabe

This photo was shared on club57 Instagram page. It showed a lady named PearlCardy(From Soundcity) in a
picture with Star Boy ‘WizKid’.

Rather than comment on the pics and move on, trust Nigerians to see something else.


The lady got bashed for flaunting her car keys and she responded in kind.


What do you think?

According to the Twitter user who shared the photo,the signpost was spotted along
Bauchi-Dass road.He wrote…..


‘Instead of writing ‘bump ahead’, the artist messed up big time… spotted along
Bauchi-Dass road by a good Samaritan’

We dey wait...

SANDOSKI:
Na u be my bestie for Man U......



Oya come chop

But aunty mi. U dey watch football Ni?

Lol. I can Relate oohh

More.

Mikylopez:
i want!.

m yet to get a ps4 itz a lil bit expensive tho...avin issues wit my ps3 itz aiit sha someday m gonna av 1

Thinking this one's goin to be released...probably next year
Can't Wait

A live demo of God of War stunned viewers at the start of the 2016 Sony E3
presentation . This offered our first look at the God of War 4 gameplay for the next
game in the series.

Although this is simply titled God of War, this is a game that many of the community
are already calling God of War 4.


We don’t know the God of War 4 release date yet, and there is frankly not a lot of
information about the game yet.

The 10 minute God of War e3 2016 gameplay video below introduces you to this
PS4 exclusive that is coming in the future.



Watch Video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXGq_AKsp9s&itct=CCUQpDAYAiITCJKMzOTNp80CFc8IHAod-PwJW1IMR29kIG9mIFdhciA0&hl=en&client=mv-google&gl=NG

Na so ibadan ppl engNishh dey b...




Ibadan Guys & Nanxix engNishh

Lol... Deez OP no wise... Guy dun Discharge with ur money... No buy again.. Tell him to send bk ur money *period*

Who's Mimzy

Nlanders


Oya Epp me caption this photo abeg


This is jus Wrong...
Ladies.. See what u guys are turning yourselves into..

Eeroh95:
Nah only Christians dey fornicate? This topic is biased

Yeah it is...

But to me, itz especially for Christians... Cus dey preach against fornication... Whereas dey'r Fornicators

Hypocrites preaching to Hypocrites...
IsoKay

I see a girl Studying

....


How many of una go church today?..

Get your mind out of the gutter!!! These images may require a double, triple, heck, even a fourth take, but we promise, they're really not as dirty as you think.



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