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2. When you get to Quilox and the bouncer says the place is full because celebs are around.


HayGod!!

1. When that friend that never drops money comes on Friday to ask if there is turn up.


See this one...

SAMBARRY:
e pain am say i catch am.oniranu.no go work.perv oshi.ntorrr

Mshewwww 500000000000times

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frankkingston:
Chai... see my age mate oh, and am here... baba reason my matter oh

GodDey

OluwaAnsaOurCall. ***inAdekunle'sVoice***

saxby:
My gionee has a screen problem what do I do

Wah happened to the screen

[quote author=Ekondu post=46430006][/quote]IWATCH

Ruq:
You don't even have to be last born before they make you house help. The only crime is for you to be younger, even if it's months.

Last born.,,
Younger..
Its Same Thing Bro

waxxydude:
There's a thing between long sermon and hostage situation.. hahahaha exactly bro.


Telling my pastor this on sunday.. d guy go jus dey fire prayer point anyhow, e go cum dey shout "brethren this is the last prayer point! pray it with all your heart!!" but in the real world that "last" prayer point is the beginning of it all.. Worst part; when you tryna leave ushers go dey tell u "we are almost done" like say na my first time..

Me.. If i tire.. I go jus SitDown

Checkout this New Theme i downloaded.


Iwatch***

Pineapple is a fruit very rich in nutrients that protect our entire
organism. These nutrients protect us from many health problems.
Pineapple has sweet taste and abounds in vitamin A and C, fiber,
phosphorus, potassium and calcium.


1. Protects from various types of cancer.

This amazing fruit contains antioxidants that fight against free radicals
and prevent damage to cells. It helps against diseases such as
atherosclerosis, heart disease, arthritis, various types of cancer.


2. Protects against inflammation and infections.

Pineapple is rich in vitamin C and bromelain, enzymes that break down
proteins and protect against bacterial infections. Successfully treat colds
and coughs.


3. Strengthens the bones.

It contains a high percentage of manganese, which strengthens bones
and the binding tissue. One cup of pineapple juice meets 73% of daily
needs of this mineral.


4. Protects eyes.

Sight weakens over the years, and beta carotene, contained in
pineapple, is very important for eye health. This is why you should
consume pineapple regularly.


5. Protects the heart.

Pineapple contains antioxidants that protect against free radicals and
reduce the levels of bad cholesterol. With regular consumption of
pineapple you will be able to strengthen the heart muscle and decrease
the risk of heart disease.


6. Improves the process of digestion.

Bromelain, vitamin C and fiber, found in pineapples, improve digestion
process.


7. Protects against hypertension.

If you suffer from high blood pressure, include pineapple into your
daily diet because both potassium and sodium, contained in pineapple,
will help you maintain normal blood pressure.


8. It is great against acne.

Pineapple has an abundance of vitamin C and it is excellent when it
comes to removing dark spots and gray complexion. It helps in the
production of collagen and is a great fighter against acne. It reduces
redness and helps skin look tighter and more elastic.



Source: Healthy Food Star

The reason Post-UTME was scrapped by the Federal Government has been
revealed by former Executive Secretary, National Universities Commission, NUC,
Professor Peter Okebukola.

He said that Nigerian universities deviated from the initial agreement NUC had
with Vice-Chancellors in 2004 when Post-UTME was introduced to screen
candidates via oral interview and written essay.

While further explaining the reasons Post-UTME was scrapped, Professor
Okebukola expatiated on reasons for the introduction of post-UTME in 2014. He
explained that the NUC and the vice-chancellors found out that they needed to
admit into the universities, secondary school leavers who have at least two
characteristics – Cognitive competence and Intuitive sense.


THE REASONS GOVT SCRAPPED POST-UTME SCREENING

The former was tested tested by JAMB while institutions were expected to test the
latter. ‘’JAMB’s UTME targets only the first characteristic; while the university-
level screening should measure the second,’’ he said.

He, however said: ‘’We got the blessing of President Olusegun Obasanjo and the
National Assembly to do the following:


maximum charge to candidates for the exercise should be one thousand Naira
(N1,000),


candidates should be screened not with the kind of test used by JAMB but
through other mechanisms.

According to him, since 2010, both guidelines were ditched by most universities,
stressing that universities were conducting the same tests as JAMB, charging at
least five times the agreed-cost and not conducting oral interviews and essay
screening.

Excerpts: VanguardNGR


So, these are the reasons for scrapping of Post-UTME. Do you think the Federal
Government is justified to do this? Share your thoughts with us!

12. Nigerians and Nigerianisms:

11. Every Sunday in a Nigerian church:

10. The upcoming Nigerian musician:

9. The order in your house:

8. The Nigerian babe’s “I love you” face:

7. The official Nollywood pregnancy test:

6. The official Nigerian tailor face:

5. This picture that will stress the hell out of every Nigerian:

4. The most annoying thing you could do to someone in secondary school:

3. You, reading Justin Bieber’s caption in Wizkid’s voice.

2. The finishing move in every cultural dance:

1. This perfectly accurate jab at our politicians.

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Welber:
Loved their show on TLC

They hv a show on TLC?

Meet Alexandra Andresen, the youngest billionaire in the world who is just 19-years-
old and flying higher than ever.

Alexandra Andresen is the youngest billionaire in the world. This was revealed by
Forbes in its 2016 ranking of the richest people on earth.

The Norwegian heiress, 19, is now worth $1.2 billion (£862 million). This was
possible because In 2007 her father, Johan Andresen, transferred to her 42% of the
stock in Ferd, the family’s centuries-old private-investment company.

He also transferred a 42% stake in the company to her sister, Katharina, who at 20
is the second-youngest billionaire in the world. She’s also worth $1.2 billion.

According to reports, she became the world’s youngest billionaire after the Norwegian
government published her tax returns which is done for people over 17.

However, the amazing girl has shown that being rich doesn’t make one not to aspire.
Alexandra is already an accomplished horse rider, winning several massive competitions
in dressage.

The humble and gifted girl has followed her family’s steps by investing in savings.
The girl who is worth billions actually saved her pocket money during her younger
years and drove only secondhand cars. Now, that is incredible!

This is Padmi Patil, One of the twin sisters who was in Ravenclaw from the Harry Potter Films.

The British actress who is of Bangladesh origin and her name is Afshan Azad.
She was crush-causingly adorable throughout her role in the films.

You remember her as Ron's less-than-thrilled date to the Yule Ball..

A Girl was towelling her wet Pussy.. She enjoyed it very much, and started rubbing it
vigourosly.. until the pussy cried 'meoww..' and ran away..









ALWAYS
REMEMBER - 1. Be kind to Animals 2. Keep your Thoughts clean

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