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Career / Re: Before You Choose That Career. Lessons From Kyari's Ordeal by Lexaccord(m): 5:52pm On Jul 30, 2021
c2far:
Your personality should be a major deciding factor before you choose a career. If you love wealth there are certain career paths you can't choose. Not because you won't be wealthy, it is because you have a lower chance to and again there is a bigger chance you may get tempted.

Imagine a young lecturer saying he or she wants to be as wealthy as Dangote. Chances are that your case will be like that of the NECO/JAMB man, Dibu Ojerinde.

You can't be a Police Officer and be as ostentatious as Kyari. Check his Facebook timeline. That picture of him and his brothers puts the latter at risk. That profession does not fit that lifestyle. Imagine seeing my Imam that loves comedy always liking the posts of Mr. Macaroni. He can only enjoy the posts privately.

You know you have a weakness for women and you are a lecturer in the School of Social Sciences. Even criminals who want to stay undetected stay off social media but then they can't help it sometimes. If you love to be in informal dresses, there are certain profession that will be hard for you to fit in. I can't go to the hospital and then I am told the doctor is the best but he is on dreads.... I'll not risk it. I'll take a walk. There are written and unwritten code for every profession. Kyari erred.

He saw my Kaftan and liked it.... Are you normal at all Kyari? (In Macaroni's voice). We loved the idea that there was our own Jack Bauer somewhere but then it seems all is lost now.

Don't just get a job because you need one. Get one that fits. And stay with the code. We spend over 12 hours daily on our work. It's our life. Choose wisely.


So apt bro!
Romance / Re: 3 Weeks To Our Wedding, I Feel Like Calling It Off by Lexaccord(m): 11:26pm On Apr 03, 2021
You write well bro. Now to the matter, Grace is your appointed sweetheart, pls go on with the wedding and pretend Abigail never came into the picture. TOU CAN DO IT MAN!

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Properties / Re: Can A Salary Of ₦100k Sustain A Decent Apartment In Lagos? by Lexaccord(m): 8:04pm On Mar 09, 2021
gbemishile:
hello nairalanders.

I am thinking of getting a decent self contain partment in lagos that is close to my work place. I am currently employed with a salary scale of about a 100k, and for now I have no alternative source of income except my current job which is a govt job. I am just scared I might not be able to sustain the rent cus I only have my salary to depend on for now, and I will still have some other commitments like family etc.

I was thinking of getting a decent one room, like a face me I slap u, till am able to gather my home furnitures, and also try to develop myself in terms of certifications, or learning some IT skills, then I can move to a decent self contain. The only fear is the last time I lived that life was my University days.

Can a salary of 100k sustain an apartment here in Lagos?

Your comments are highly welcome

Please start with a face me i slap you house and proceed gradually. You should not spend all ykur income on housing. I started living in a face me i slap you house when i got to lagos in 2006 (after my nysc). I lived there for 2 years, then mived to a small 2 bedroom (my income had increased to sustain this rent by then), i have further mived to something better to match my current lifestyle. take am easy bro.

If you happen to read this, Check and click on my signature to book 5 star super luxury apartmwnts in lekki, vi and ikoyi
Celebrities / Re: My Priority Is Making Big Chested Women Look Good- Dorathy by Lexaccord(m): 10:21pm On Mar 07, 2021
JaneYave:
Novel and welcoming. Thanks for answering our desire. We are proud of you.

indeed novel...she try and i know say she go sell cos she has the followers already
Family / Re: Newly Wedded Wife Seeks Divorce After Her Husband Lied About Owning Duplex by Lexaccord(m): 10:14pm On Mar 07, 2021
lori iro things...lol. He can still redeem his image and come and book 5 star short let apartments here. Luxurious homes

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Nairaland / General / Re: Why Does The Average Nigerian Expect To Be Tipped Fpr Doing Nothing by Lexaccord(m): 10:11pm On Mar 07, 2021
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See previous thread on the our beautiful properties

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Nairaland / General / Re: Why Does The Average Nigerian Expect To Be Tipped Fpr Doing Nothing by Lexaccord(m): 10:05pm On Mar 07, 2021
Pochettino:
You left out we women that expect to be tipped just for smiling or chatting with you. The urgent 2k and 5k gang...

lol.... I am sure you do not belong to this gang my dear
Nairaland / General / Re: Why Does The Average Nigerian Expect To Be Tipped Fpr Doing Nothing by Lexaccord(m): 10:05pm On Mar 07, 2021
Omihanifa:
It's the norm nah
although it's not right but that's the situation we have found ourselves in this country

Its even worse when you go to any government establishment to get anything done , if you never drop raba (bribe) nobody will listen to you

raba style...lol
Nairaland / General / Re: Why Does The Average Nigerian Expect To Be Tipped Fpr Doing Nothing by Lexaccord(m): 10:04pm On Mar 07, 2021
Origin:
Its the beggar mentality...

The low self esteem mentality....

The lack of self respect mentality...

Yes there is poverty in the land. And the pay may not be good.

But that should never be the answer. I have seen security guards that wear gatored shirts bright, black and shiny shoes who greet you with a smile. I know their pay is not good but would not stoop to begging.


I've met people wey get qualifications pass water who started with very low paying jobs and still did not beg.

The most unfortunate part is the one who earns a lot of money and still begs/steal from the poverty striken (palliative). That is the highest form of begging. They look rich but their eyes is always begging and greedy
you talk well my sister
Nairaland / General / Re: Why Does The Average Nigerian Expect To Be Tipped Fpr Doing Nothing by Lexaccord(m): 7:35pm On Mar 07, 2021
harmargedon:
because they are broke. I wouldn't have so much on me and be expecting to collect change from you.

lol...u no lie at all
Nairaland / General / Why Does The Average Nigerian Expect To Be Tipped Fpr Doing Nothing by Lexaccord(m): 7:07pm On Mar 07, 2021
Good Day fellow Nigerians, Home and Abroad. There is an issue which is now very prevalent (thiugh it has been happening before now, but I guess it is now more brazen). A typical Nigerian in a private or public institution wants to get a tip from you for doing nothing. From general understanding, a tip is a reward (monetary) given to someone for a service. In Nigeria, the security at the ATM point who just points you to the way to the ATM waits for you to give him a tip, the gateman to your estate who is being paid monthly salary wants a tip every time he is performing his duty of opening and locking the gate, the woman who gives you your card at the general hospital also wants to be tipped. Now if these people who have virtually done anything extraordinary outside of their normal call to duty want to be tipped all the time, what will remain for the genuine waiter at a restaurant who has given a fantastic service to deliver on time and ensure your needs are met and many more other dutifull workers. Our people must realise this is not too right as we will continue to breed people with an entitlement mentality.
Properties / Re: Luxurious 5 Star 2, 3, 4 Bedroom Apartments For Vacation, Baecation, Staycation by Lexaccord(m): 5:23pm On Mar 07, 2021
Please view another of our property at osapa london lekki. Super Luxury indeed at a give away price. 3 bedroom apartment. Follow the link below to start your booking now

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Properties / Luxurious 5 Star 2, 3, 4 Bedroom Apartments For Vacation, Baecation, Staycation by Lexaccord(m): 11:24pm On Mar 06, 2021
The concept of renting luxury apartments for vacations is now more popular since the advent of Air Bed and Breakfast; which we all know as Airbnb, a rental place digital company based in San Franciso, California. The company made a revenue of over 4m USD in 2019, though this dipped sharply in 2020 obviously because travel was restricted due to #covid-19. People rent apartments basically to enjoy that unique privacy it offers which hotels may not necessarily give you because it is open to other members of the public.

You can have your quiet, private stay away from your usual hustle and bustle, hold very important business meetings, go on baecation with your spouse or lover, do family bonding at any of our 5 star luxurious properties in LEKKI, VICTORIA ISLAND AND IKOYI. They are in very prime areas and you will forever be glad you chose to stay here. Please follow the link below or in my signature to continue your vaction and book ahead of the easter holidays

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Phones / Re: Which Data Plan Is Best For A Heavy Internet User Like Me? by Lexaccord(m): 10:39pm On Mar 06, 2021
Sunnycliff:
I am a heavy internet user. I am running a program on cloud engineering. I spend so much on network. I spend as much as 30gb data per month.

Now I am almost out of data, which mtn network plan can be of help to me. I also watch and download a lot of youtube videos .

How do I maximize data from my monthly data budget of not more than 10k? Please help

lol...30 GB per month pere�. I work from home, connect my tv and do my other side businesses and use a minimum of 60 GB every month. I use spectranet and target my monthly renewals on the day they do 100% data bonus which i still get to rollover. Try them if they are in your area.

Meanwhile check my signature to book your 5 star luxury partments for daycation, baecation, vacation, eastercation, photoshoots etc

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Travel / Re: Best Country To Relocate With My Family Apart From Canada by Lexaccord(m): 7:49am On Oct 31, 2020
Bro, sent u a message. i beg i am interested in the NZ connect. thanks
new Zealand is d best

I got a sure contact for u
she go run everything for u
need nothing from u
just want to help[/quote]
Health / Re: Ways To Reduce The Risk Of Getting Cancer by Lexaccord(m): 7:35pm On Jul 13, 2017
Eat bitter kola at least 1ce a week too please

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Romance / Re: Why Are Women Like This??? Part 1 by Lexaccord(m): 8:18am On Jun 30, 2017
You are right bro. May God deliver us from them. I have no further comments
Autos / Re: Aii A6 2014 Model For Sale At 12mm by Lexaccord(m): 1:43pm On May 24, 2017
Holla at 08084226906 for more info on how to pocess ythis your pocession grin
Autos / Re: Aii A6 2014 Model For Sale At 12mm by Lexaccord(m): 1:37pm On May 24, 2017
This baby is an Audi and it was purchased brand new with just about 22k KM travelled. It was always serviced by stallion motors. Clean, super and a working car. Just drive go and be a happy man. Wouldn't you rather drive this baby?
Autos / Aii A6 2014 Model For Sale At 12mm by Lexaccord(m): 1:31pm On May 24, 2017
Hello Autolanders,

This baby is up for sale at 12MM negotiable. Wouldn't you rather drive this baby?

Business / Re: How I Started My EXPORT Business With Zero Initial Capital by Lexaccord(m): 9:26am On Sep 05, 2016
Good day,

Am interested kindly add me 08053512418 tesleem2010@gmail .com
Agriculture / Re: Make Over 300% Profit From Planting Ginger by Lexaccord(m): 12:55pm On Aug 19, 2016
Hello Iniobong,

Your post is great. Please can this be grown in any of the south west or south eastern states of Nigeria?

Thanks
Business / Re: How To Export From Nigeria - A Do It Yourself Exportation Tutorial by Lexaccord(m): 6:14pm On Aug 17, 2016
myvision:

I will be posting some contacts of Nigeria exporters here as requested but not all. As it comes with my foreign contact lists.
I hope this help?
Thanks

Hey Bro, How do I get in touch. I do not buying the list I beg.

Thanks
Business / Re: What Bank Is Best For Business? by Lexaccord(m): 2:16pm On Aug 14, 2016
Hi, I suggest you open your biz account with Stanbic or Diamond banks. Reason: They have good products for SMEs and have specific interest and expertise for growth of SMEs. Also banking with Stanbic especially ensures you are part of the stndard bank group which is one of the biggest in Africa. I hope this helps.

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Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy Reacts To Olamide & Donjazzy Headies Saga by Lexaccord(m): 11:56am On Jan 02, 2016
computer0810:
This is why we will neva hav a strong platform in this country,surely 1 person must win d award but d black man mentality to criticize and condemn if not in there favor is d problem we hav,what olamide did on stage was totality uncalled for and only a mad man will say his not referring to don jazzy on dat stage tho don jazzy too is forming too big,actually I know either of reekad,lik kesh or kiss Daniel will with it coz I voted for kiss Daniel over 7 times coz of d quality of his songs...we shud appreciate what we hav...kudos to headies for this great platform and I wish those dat did not win better luck next time...big up to 2face menh

you hit bro. 100 likes
Romance / Re: Can you last long in bed? Enter here by Lexaccord(m): 10:59pm On Dec 04, 2015
Her mouth even looks like someone that eats raw dick as meat with her eba!
Pets / Re: Help, My Dog Is Dying!!! by Lexaccord(m): 10:42pm On Oct 18, 2015
rahymat:
ah its probably an internal problem hope is not ebola o.maybe it ate an infected bushmeat or sometin.

you are the 2nd person I know that bears this name. How nice. My baby cousin is d only that I assumed bears the name.
Family / Re: End of story. by Lexaccord(m): 10:48am On Oct 18, 2015
macaranta:
After reading every word of the epistle...your scenario further confirms my fears that dating a student when you're not in the same school is not worth it.Countless times they will always have a school boyfriend,you play the maga role.This is a vicious cycle bro.Move on or tolerate it...those art thy options.

100 likes for you bro. That is the word, move on or tolerate it

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Romance / Re: Cud She Be My Destined Wife..pls I Nid Ur Advice by Lexaccord(m): 2:54pm On Oct 01, 2015
fetrillion:
my ex has been calling me,she said i sud come over to her place DAT its a mater of urgency..I didn't take her serious @ first ,BT her calls was becoming incessantly unbearable .she sent mi dis txt message
"" ifemi, u should know that if there is no need for me to call i wont call. but there is an urgent matter which u need to attend to. am only begging u in d name of God to pls lets talk about it before things get out of hand."
I told her I won't come DAT she sud say whatever it is on phone.she lerra said a woman of God called her n asked abt me n said she sud send for me DAT I have a message which has to do with my life n hers n DAT my presence is needed.I still didn't take her serious until wen the woman called me n said "God told her somethings abt me n abt our life's n DAT I sud show up so dat i wont be making mistake I will later regret"
Note pls:I never offended dis my gul n I never cheated on her during our 5 yrs relationship.she has cheated on me,taking advantage of my love 4 her..n moreover I'm seing anoda gul now,what sud I do.cud she b telling d truth?..is it advisable I go cos I'm scared..if she was Gods will for my life,y was she promiscuous.,y was she taking advantage of me..

I am sorry to say but you are an example of a modern day FOOL! Who are all theses kids on nairaland sef? Mutcheeew

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