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tufe:
its called E-kiss my friend

lol

He married the first for his papers, probably your friend for work/accommodation, later a new catch for election campaign. lol

I am only doing moi things moi way.

tufe:
lexicon, u sef don join am

i shall not be influenced.

I also have a feelings dat tell me the man is a gold digger

Actually i see no sence in what the man did but to the best of my knowledge, i think his first wife is not up to his standard, or it could be that he married her by mistake.That is why he has the gutts to introduce his new catch to both friends and families.

Ashawo

Kisses travels through a medium.

chioya:
so what do u expect me to do?
laugh abi, na nana
this is no joke

If this is true then its unfair. Try verifiy ur cert , ther could be a mistake that u did'nt notice

How d hell did u allow devil to use you ? well there is nothing to hide again. just tell him point blank and know your faith with him. it will be worst if you keep this secrete till ur widding night with him. pills can seal the road anyway, since u did it only once.

A man was drunk and managed to get home. at the entrance gate, he fell into a dirty water drainage and slept off. Two hours later, his wives came to his rescue and took him in, undo his botton, bring down his stained shirt, and removed his soaked underwear. With tears in her eyes, she decides to take off the trousers so as to give him a proper cleaning. On unzipping his trousers, the man woke up and shouted.

STOP THAT! I CAN’T DO IT!! I AM A MARRIED MAN!!!

It takes two hands to clap. It take two ppl to fight. If only 1 person come dey fight nko ?

SEASON FOUR

WHEN A THIEF FORCES YOU TO TAKE MONEY FROM THE ATM, DO NOT ARGUE OR RESIST, YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW WHAT HE OR SHE MIGHT DO TO YOU. WHAT YOU SHOULD DO IS TO PUNCH YOUR PIN IN THE REVERSE, I.E IF YOUR PIN IS 1254, YOU SHOULD POUNCH 4521. THE MOMENT YOU PUNCH IN THE REVERSE, THE MONEY WILL COME OUT BUT WILL BE STUCK INTO THE MACHINE HALF WAY OUT AND IT WILL ALERT POLICE WITHOUT THE NOTICE OF THE THIEF. EVERY ATM HAS IT; IT IS SPECIALLY MADE TO SIGNIFY DANGER AND HELP. NOT EVERYONE IS AWARE OF THIS.


Are u sure about this ? or we are still in the jokes session ?

Xpanciate

lol

mondal

domdens

watin

water pumping machine

Why the army-Robber no come still the second one. oh its two heavy !

House fly

Nice one. chicken indeed

Rubish

Nice thinking. still laughing