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Tinubu's assurance is like a yahoo boy, convincing their client for more time, whilst they continually pick their bank account .......... 🤣😜

igbsam:
Chief, for newbies like ua when it comes to these shares and all. We need lecture to start off o. I tried registering, but I'm seeing 3 options Trade Invest, Trade ISA and one other one. Confusion don start o

The reason why an app like Tipranks premium, would guide you through the stock market, with wall street analyst, doing the hard work for you.....

NaijaGoBetter2:
Good morning and happy New Year everyone in the house, I believe we are all doing well and enjoying our new year.

Please allow me to be the first Nairalander to ask question in 2024 here.

I got this email from UKVI, three people applied on the same day from my office, less than three day one of us got his decision while the remaining two got the email below.

Please can someone explain what "Technical issue" could mean in this context? I can't sleep


Dear

Ref:

Thank you for your application for permission to stay in the UK.

Although we would normally decide your application within 15 working days from the date it was submitted, unfortunately this is not going to be possible in your case.

The reason for this is that we are currently experiencing a technical issue relating to your case. We do consider the resolution of this technical issue as a matter of the highest priority and although we are unable to offer a specific resolution timescale, we aim to make a decision on your application as soon as possible.

I am sorry for the delay in dealing with your application and for the inconvenience this is causing.

Please be assured that we are doing all we can to make a decision on your case as quickly as possible. Please note, it may not be possible to make a decision within service standard in this instance.

Kind Regards,

UK Decision Making Centre

Are all 3 applicants situations the same..... If not, your answers are starring at you.....

We got no crystal ball to view the technicalities......

Amazoner01:
I have it now on my android laptop lol. What next boss. lol. Don’t mind me I Dey ready for 2024

What you need to do, send me a WhatsApp message from your iPhone and open message on you android laptop, then install APK file ..... Dazs all..😁

directonpc:
Thank you. I signed up and tried submit a request. No response from them till now (3 hours).

Today is Sunday nah...... Even God rested on the 7th day .......🤣😜

directonpc:
Please Gurus in the house,

How do you people go about finding guarantor while renting your first apartment in the UK?

Please help.

Use those paid guarantor providers........

https://housinghand.co.uk/guarantor-service/

LORETA:
Good evening Gurus
DVLA.......Please I just got my application form by post for Provisional driver liscence....I dont want to submit my international passport or BRP card....what else can I use to prove my identity as I fill and post the application back?

Thanks we doing great here with you guys.

Are you truly ready to drive in the United kingdom.......😜😁

Amazoner01:
Registered. Boss you go dey use style give us tips and tricks ooo. Unfortunately I don’t have android.

Get a very tiny android phone ....... With tipranks premium...... You have the yam + knife and condiments...... Just on gas ......😁🤣

davide470:
1. You can.
2. Not really, just show consistent income and add your offer letter + 6 months payslip.
3. I added my house contract, bank statement (£2,500 bal), AMEX credit card statement, her cover letter, my invitation letter, birth certificate, our pictures together, her CAC docs + pictures of her in front of her 3 shops, picture of her and her dog (emotional support animal), her 4 months bank statement (N500k bal), letter from her Pastor.

She was denied visit visa to 2 Schengen countries this year, but UK gave her the 6 months visa.

Did her dog also get a visa....... If not, who
emotionally supported , mama + dog, during month's of separation.......😜🤣

oluwaleokey:
Hey my people
Thanks guys for the encouragement especially
@missjekll
@lightofjoy
@Lexusgs430
@Estroller
@cowbelly

She was properly attended to at the A&E after we were asked to sign a document that her info can be shared with home office, law enforcement agencies blah blah for the purpose of drugs, money laundry, immigration policies blah blah

We sha signed, in my mind "I no steal or kill person, na sick mama sick"

Prescribed medication and ointment... "free of charge"
Took the the prescription paper to a nearby pharmacy though they don't have all of the prescriptions but they said it's free... I rejected oo and informed them she's a visitor o but they insisted as long she's over 60years... say na free...
Omo see grooving oh...

I just branch enter one Africa spot by the corner, collect one big stout for the road...
God bless and help our country
Them never care for their citizens finish come be a visitor? Free?

Thought I share this too to help someone in same situation take decisions...
Grateful!!!

God bless the king 👑👑👑......😁

abc115:
One day, his wife or girlfriend will ask him to choose between her and his mother😃🤣🤣
Heartless girls. Imagine struggling with ur mom and a girl who comes from nowhere trying to control what your own mother does with your money. They even go as far as stopping your mom from living with you in the same house.

Copied

Why would you want to live with your mum and wife, in the same house (permanently)..... WHY....

elengine:
Thank you so much for this detail. I will do it ASAP. In the event that any of the above fails the pre mot test, should I fix them before taking it for MOT or I should just wait till MOT day assuming I won't be driving it until after MOT

If most of the items on this list are wrong, your vehicle would fail MOT....... So it's important to sort them out prior (the essence of pre MOT inspection)..…...🤣

ukay2:
2023 was a good year for Equity Market investors like me....

I have 45% return in NYSE ISA stocks and shares minus quarterly dividend payments

In my NSE (NGX), l have 73% return minus annual dividend and some interim dividend payments

It was Indeed a good year ........ Bulls & Bears, are very nasty animals.......😁

dprpikin:
Still available?

Still available.....

What poverty cannot do, does not exist......😁🤣

bigtt76:
Why would you want to do this when she's not based in UK?

Because the equivalent of this terribly run & free NHS service, is run by capitalist in America.......😁🤣

elengine:
It is just due for MOT renewal but one of the cars break light needs replacement which I know my self

The brake light you have refused to replace, is a magnet to having blue lights flashing behind you....... 🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🤣😁

elengine:
Hello house. Any hint on how to spend wisely when it comes to MOT. My two cars are due in January and February 2024. Does the Centre matter at all cos I am thinking of Halford since they are the one that usually maintain my car but I know they are expensive

Conduct a pre MOT inspection check yourself.......

- Check all your tyres are within legal limits.....
- Check all your lights...
- Check your seatbelts......
- Ensure no warning lights are on.....
- Check your wiper blades .....
- Check your wiper water reservoir is got fluids and clearing your windscreen......
- Ensure your discs and pads are not pitted......
- The body of your vehicle, must not have any dangerous sticking objects......
- Remove air freshener, from rear view mirror...
- Ensure no phone holders are obstructing views.....
Etc etc etc etc .......🤣😁

davide470:
Oga Lexusgs430,

I took my mum to A&E and then to GP because A&E say na GP matter. No stayover, no tests, only consultation.

How much should I be expecting, let me start saving up?

If she is already registered with the GP.......£0.00

igbsam:
You need lecture us on how to go about this level chief. Man is interested o

It's like going to the market to buy seeds, some seeds might flop, whilst others would bear massive fruits.........😁

bigtt76:
Wow! Nice one. I intend doing this and also the Stocks and Share ISA thing through them or what do you think?

Carry go ...... 💪

bigtt76:
Android ...Done

The beauty of T212, you can copy pies..... I copy a pie called '' Almost daily Dividends '' ....... This pie is a brilliant pie .......😜🤣

Some people might say, buying individual shares is too risky..... So they stick to ETF's or other instruments....... My answer to them is, why not do all.........😁😜

A comparison of one of my portfolios vs ETF.....🤣

bigtt76:
Ha ...$349 you for render us value added service naa ...egbon jooooor

You use Android or iPhone, if it's the former..... Send a WhatsApp message.....😁

bigtt76:
Be like na me prompt you to post this eh ...I just used your sign up code after leaving the shackles of student visa

Congratulations....... I just received an orange share ..... Nagode......

Get the tipranks app, to guide your share purchase.... It's a $349 subscription app, but if you use Android..........😜

Omoawoke:
Technology should have been deployed to solve this menace once and for all. What are DSS doing, it seems the sponsors of this ethnic cleansing have been part of the government for years. This madness has been going on as early as the 90s

Would you trust them with drones........ They are simply incompetent and need to contract it out.....

This matter is not from yesterday, it's been ongoing for almost 20 years...... Some people are definitely feeding rich, with the blood of innocent Nigerian's........

Federal government should just employ mercenaries........

Our Military and Police are just totally incompetent...... Nah only unarmed civilians our armed forces and police fit bully.......

If in 2023, you still did not navigate your way into the stock market....... Don't let 2024 pass you bye bye .........🤣😁

My only regret, is not investing in the stock market many years ago ....... Don't be like me ...😜

To guide your share purchase, you could use an app like Tipranks (it's a premium app)..... If you're on Android..........🤣😁

Aketi and his cabals should have also done the humble thing,, many month's ago........

They tried all their best, to get rid of the deputy governor + sacked all his aides, limited his politically enshrined responsibilities etc etc etc

People should learn to bow out, when their time is up........ I expect Lucky to initiate holistic financial audits........

toughest007:
Nigerian Arrested For Chatting, Sending Intimate Pictures To Underage Girl In UK

Despite the extent to which this sort of news have gone viral on so many occasions, yet we are still having blokes messing up big time. I don't know if to term this as ignorance, sheer stupidity or just a dirty habit that have refused to go away.

This is really embarrassing to say the least!

https://www.nairaland.com/7951090/nigerian-arrested-chatting-sending-intimate

He sounded like our brother, from Ghana...... 😊😂🇬🇭

mayowa94:
What if you travel back to Nigeria and came back to the UK after few weeks which entry date will be used to calculate the 12months?

I can see what you're trying to do here ........😄🤣 It depends on the visa you hold ......

Naijagram:
Seeking your thoughts, everyone!!!

I work as a salaried individual and earn around 400k monthly.

However, my girlfriend constantly asks for money. I give her almost 100k every month and she feels it's not enough for her. She's even voiced discontent, suggesting I only send her money when she explicitly requests it.

I'm beginning to suspect her motives, as she seems solely focused on my income.

She never suggests saving or helps in cutting costs; her primary interest lies in spending everything.
Despite my genuine love for her, I can't keep up with her demands. I had hopes for our future together, but it seems unlikely now.

I'm considering a breakup as a solution.

Has anyone navigated a similar situation?

Are you her father.........

Keep on handling her all your money...... When she dumps you, your eyes go clear .......

They would have sense by force or fire ........ They think they can operate the same way, girls are abused in Nigeria......... They would all get caught....