Sports › Re: ‘playing Under Zidane In Real Madrid Would Be A Dream’- Pogba by lexyman(m): 3:19pm On Mar 21, 2019 |
 Zidane will change him completely . |
Sports › Re: Paul Pogba Buys Championship Rings For France's World Cup Team by lexyman(m): 11:01pm On Mar 20, 2019 |
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Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Nkwocha Ernest: Artist Uses Condemned Tyres To Create Artwork by lexyman(m): 1:36pm On Mar 18, 2019 |
... creativity is from the mind ... when the miid is rich with ideas , a lot flows out of it .... well done man!
you dont need to be a particular tribe before you can be creative. |
Sports › Re: Genoa Fans Ask For Refund On Tickets After Learning Ronaldo Will Not Play. by lexyman(m): 10:24pm On Mar 17, 2019 |
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Sports › Re: Wayne Rooney Scores First Major League Soccer Hat-Trick (Photos, Video) by lexyman(m): 12:54pm On Mar 17, 2019 |
joshuaidibia: Ronaldo was playing for Manchester United in England where he had conquered by winning the UEFA champions league and a set of other trophies and individual awards.
Few months later when the English Premier League was becoming boring to him, he heard of a dwarf from the South that has been making exploits in the Spanish league with the help of two veterans, Lord Iniesta and Earl Xavi. Ronaldo, being a lone ranger, took his belongings, headed South to Spain and sought refuge in the house of the closest rival to the dwarf king. There, he built his castle and raided the country, stripping the dwarf king of all his glory, winning the ballon d'or 4 times. When Lord Iniesta and Earl Xavi could not keep up with the fierce battle, Barcelona recruited two young nobles, Neymar and Suarez, to slave for the dwarf. Of course, we all know that the young Lord Neymar was a deserter. He took to his heels when the war became intense. However, Ronaldo yet again conquered in Spain.
As time passed, there were whispers mocking Ronaldo for not being able to win a trophy for his country of birth. Then again Ronaldo set out with mere farmers, blacksmiths and bricklayers. He motivated them against all odds till he won the Battle of France, where he took the Euro Cup as the spoils of the battle (mind you, it has been recorded that till date, the dwarf king is still in search of at least a spoon for his countrymen but none has come forth. He had even gone on exile for sometime and came back yet the situation worsened).
Ronaldo having conquered Spain, sensed he was going to start living a boring life yet again. He then heard of a country in the north where strikers hardly score goals. He took his belongings and set out on a journey northwards to Italy where he has built another castle and is making exploits as usual. He is currently "The King in the North" meanwhile the dwarf king is still stuck in Spain, ruling a small fishing village, maltreating poor farmers like Huesca and Girona.
#Ronaldo_the_Great
Omo, #Game_of_Thrones go finish me sha! love this your write up .... Messi fans re going for you in a fierce battle . fix you armour, AND BE READY TO SHRED THEM . |
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Faces Ban For Swearing At Atletico Madrid Fans (Photos) by lexyman(m): 11:08am On Mar 16, 2019 |
Do me do you . ��� Messi fan will be jubilating . He will pay the fine and still play .
But the same set of Fan that rain all sort of insults on him ... and chanting all the gibberish . I think Fine him don’t ban him . |
Sports › Re: Zidane Set To Make First Signing As Real Madrid Agrees €50m Deal by lexyman(m): 3:49pm On Mar 14, 2019 |
I hope he succeed ... |
Sports › Re: Maradona Describes Cristiano Ronaldo In Two Words by lexyman(m): 2:52pm On Mar 14, 2019 |
One by one they re taking a bow .���when you work hard and u become successful . Your admirer and haters will take a bow at your achievement .
For this legend of crack heads to aknowlege CR7 great achievement . Ordinary crack head like Messi followers were blind to see it .
@ 34 still balling like a 24year old star. |
Politics › Re: Arrest Akpabio, Ekere Now For Electoral Offences - PDP by lexyman(m): 11:54am On Mar 13, 2019 |
 . PDP want APC to use their hand punish their own person ..... |
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo’s Girlfriend Georgina Rodriguez In Tears After Hat-trick (Phot by lexyman(m): 9:02am On Mar 13, 2019*. Modified: 9:58am On Mar 13, 2019 |
When you have a husband that keep to his words . He said he will fight and win . He fought and he won , but not just a fight . He massacred them with Hat-trick. Gf having a heart -trick  |
Travel › Re: Air Peace Issues A Statement On Boeing 737 Max 8 Order. by lexyman(m): 3:21pm On Mar 12, 2019 |
i thought they were insensitive . now the beat has changed . |
Car Talk › Re: No Plans To Increase Cost Of Road Worthiness Certificates – LASG by lexyman(m): 3:18pm On Mar 12, 2019 |
this news doesn't sound genuine... GOVERNMENT NO MEANS YES"  we should be expectant for the increase |
Sports › Re: Ronaldo Speaks Ahead Of Juventus Game Against Atletico Madrid by lexyman(m): 1:18pm On Mar 12, 2019*. Modified: 11:52am On Mar 13, 2019 |
Atletico Madrid plays negative football , it will be hard for Juvetus to come back , even when Messi, Mbape Neymar and their Boss C.RONALDO Play against them.
i take back my words ... ORORO IS A BEAST!!! |
Travel › Re: Crashes: Air Peace Says No Plan To Cancel Order For 10 B737 MAX Aircraft by lexyman(m): 4:01pm On Mar 11, 2019 |
When China and Ethiopia have already grounded their air craft pending when the investigation will be over ...new aircraft Boeing 737 max 8 has recorded 2 crash in 6 months . That’s enough reason to make airpeace take the right decision about their order . |
Sports › Re: Claudio Ranieri Appointed As Roma Coach by lexyman(m): 1:26pm On Mar 09, 2019 |
one of the few good Managers .... |
Celebrities › Re: Michael Jackson Statue Removed By National Football Museum Amid Sex Scandal by lexyman(m): 11:28am On Mar 08, 2019 |
Even at death ... they re still making trouble with the great legend .... funny enough i read a lot about Fela our own legend .... saner clime is far better. if you choose to live in a jungle . na you sabi |
Sports › Re: Gernot Rohr Omits Nigeria From Possible Teams To Win AFCON by lexyman(m): 10:50pm On Mar 04, 2019 |
this man stylishly knows how to play mind game ... but the sad part is that ... he will still end up working against himself with his selection ... |
Sports › Re: "We Don't Play Playstation Football":Jurgen Klopp To Reporter After Everton Draw by lexyman(m): 1:14pm On Mar 04, 2019 |
we re winning the league ... come what may .Even the leading city has been scoring 1goal ..1goal and 1goal . against all the lowly rated team . anyone that understands the game . knows that City is also struggling |
Sports › Re: Cup Final: Chelsea Keeper Refuses To Come Off, Coach Maurizio Sarri Angry(Photos by lexyman(m): 10:46pm On Feb 24, 2019 |
he Refused to come off , but had a nice save .... its a pity they lost . give credit to the goal keeper . |
Crime › Re: Charms And Weapons Recovered From Thugs At APC Rally In Lagos (Photos) by lexyman(m): 10:05am On Feb 11, 2019 |
This one is an errand boy thug ... the real one get paid and some how they fly business class abroad |
Sports › Re: Arsenal Submits Europa League Squad, Leaves Two Players by lexyman(m): 11:54pm On Feb 05, 2019 |
 Nigerians occupied 25% of the Squad |
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Celebrates His 34th Birthday by lexyman(m): 3:03pm On Feb 05, 2019 |
happy birthday most loved player in the world ... forget the rival little midget |
Celebrities › Re: Omo Ibadan: I Get Marriage Proposals Online by lexyman(m): 11:38pm On Feb 03, 2019 |
this girl that runs her mouth like a spoilt cassette ...indomie generation don't ask me what is "spoilt cassette tape" |
Sports › Re: Benfica Women Team Sores 293 Goals And Concedes 0 after playing 16 Matches by lexyman(m): 11:10am On Jan 29, 2019 |
18goals per match . Something is not right !
1goal in every 5minutes .
That record seems to be incorrect . |
Politics › Re: Timi Dakolo Calls Osinbajo 'Lie Lie Pastor'? (Photos) by lexyman(m): 11:19pm On Jan 26, 2019 |
 it is sad that the truth is homeless . |
Sports › Re: Victor Moses Training For Fernabahce, His New Club (Photos) by lexyman(m): 8:10pm On Jan 26, 2019 |
This is the last opportunity for him to redeem his career that is nose diving . |
Sports › Re: "Atletico Madrid Bigger Threat Than Real Madrid" - Barca Coach Ernesto Valverde by lexyman(m): 7:02pm On Jan 26, 2019 |
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Sports › Re: "Dad, How Scared Am I": Emiliano Sala's Last Words As Plane Goes Down (Pics, Vid by lexyman(m): 11:28pm On Jan 23, 2019 |
 sad! |
Sports › Re: Professional Footballer For Nigeria: Victor Moses Changes Bio by lexyman(m): 11:11pm On Jan 22, 2019 |
he should buy seat belt ...Super eagles bench is better now with cushion  when we have quality players in the Villarreal team and Bordeaux |
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Accepts £17m Fine And Two-year Suspended Jail Term (Photos) by lexyman(m): 1:37pm On Jan 22, 2019 |
when you re too rich ... you will smile to the court... |
Car Talk › Re: Honda Sound Sitter Calms Your Baby With Relaxing Engine Sound - Photos by lexyman(m): 4:22pm On Jan 10, 2019 |
Not for a Nigerian breed . |
Sports › Re: Egypt To Host 2019 AFCON by lexyman(m): 1:20pm On Jan 08, 2019*. Modified: 1:50pm On Jan 08, 2019 |
They ve been given an opportunity to carry the cup on home soil . Egyptians with their crazy fans. |