₦airaland Forum

Vinshu:
Lol.. what do you want to see? Tell me so I type it. Lol I'm not answering your question

Very convenient for you not to answer.

There's nothing like equality in marriage and stop calling God. God is a God of hierarchy and in authority he places the female below the male.

icedbeatz:
Two options, Convert her into a desert (she doesn't even/never existed) or You can transform her to your side chick /operation chop and clean mouth WITHOUT YOUR GIRLFRIEND KNOWING . if you want #2 then here's these....
1. tell your girlfriend about her,
2. get a new sim if you don't have one that is strictly for side chicks, don't contact her through messages and delete any text she sends to you after reading )
3. invite the girl over on a day you know your girlfriend won't be visiting,
4. ensure she comes in the evening, discus and open your player DICKtionary, use the words on her, she's already down for you but becareful because she might only want you to say yes so that she can dump you, she's spreading that story that you two are dating should you go around telling people how you rejected her advances,
5. try and fk the SHITT outta her that day preferably overnight and ensure no pix is taken by her maybe as an evidence she might actually use to upset your gf or fk her all day and discharge her in the night to avoid being snapped while you're asleep.
6. Tell her never to visit you unless she called and you welcomed the idea
7. don't let her know anything between you and your gf or information that she can use against you
8. don't let her operate your phone.
9. don't be seen in public with her
10. make her a VAMPIRE PUSSII (A VAMPIRE PUSSII Is a girl you invite only during evening time because you don't want to be seen with her or whatever then fk her and ensure she leaves your house before the sun comes up).

Don't forget to prepare a story should things fall out of hand, like if she snapped in your house (snapping in your bedroom, that's a NO NO?! ) = tell your gf it was when we were just friends before she declared her intentions
Prepare counter stories of your innocence but try not to fk her twice because she might get your gf to monitor you to prove her point. Bear in mind she will try to ruin your current relationship, she's making your life a living hell which you gave her the power to do so don't forget to make her puna a pinky hell or water world (if u want her as a sidechick ). If she wan bring yawa between you and your girlfriend tell your girlfriend that as she can see that the girl now wants to destroy the love you both have for each other through her since she can't do it through you.

BUTCHCASSIDY what's good bro? come check this op
lezz, ronald4lif (He needs your counselling ) sonofananimal profojah

You have done the job already , Bro.

alexistaiwo:
there is this beautiful girl (I have to give her that), she lives in my neighbourhood. ever since, she saw me and my girlfriend together ( am not biased but my girl is more beautiful than her). she had started having the hots for me as in, whenever we bumped into each other, she is always going out of her way to interact with me.
Initially, I thought she only wanted to be friends until one day she opened up to me that she wants me to be her man. I told her that am in a relationship and I don't double date which she replied that I should end my relationship and be with her since we get along well. I told her that is impossible and since then I have been avoiding her like a plague. But she has been going around the neighbourhood posing as my girlfriend to whomever cares to listen.
I don't want to use and dump her since that will only make the situation worse if my girl gets to know. Am already out of options on how to handle this girl.

The question is do you want to _fuck her? Do you feel attraction for her? If you answer no, then let her pass.


But if she makes you have a hardon effortlessly and you would really want to bone her, then use a few tricks.

Tell your girlfriend that this girl likes you. Tell her she keeps being nice to you when she runs across you. That way, you have built the foundation of your story for your girlfriend should things go wrong. You would have eliminated the shock element and also prove your love and loyalty to her. You also have put yourself as the innocent one who is being chased around.

Must girlfriends are sympathetic to their men if they fall ONCE for an aggressive female; they know few men can withstand the sexual advances of an attractive woman.


Then go for the kill. But make sure you let the chick on flames to know that there's no real relationship other than good times.

She will still go for it, if she really came after you like you narrated.

paris10:
The Pope's US visit was a triumph in upholding Christ teachings. If anything, one thing it does teaches us is that you don't need a private jet, nor a limousine nor even the most expensive carrier to ride in to do God's work.

It teaches us humility in the face of plenty, humbleness in the face of pride, and godliness to silence the greedy and the new generation pastors we have been condoning.

Creflor Dollar needed a $65,000 jet to do God's work ( his congregation are currently donating the money ). Adeboye, Oyedepo et al also need this amount of money to do God's work. Pope rode in a $20k mini series car. He specifically demanded this because " as a man of God you cannot live confortably and ride the most expensive cars whilst the children of God are suffering".

Over to the gullible Nigerian pastors defenders.

Do not mind them. When you ask them to mention men of God in the bible that lived life of affluence and stupendous wealth, they will start quoting David and Solomon who were kings, while conveniently leaving out the new testament apostles who were humble and hard working yet living averagely.

The missionaries that brought Christianity to these thieves in gospel suffered mosquito bites and other inconveniences and even built some churches with their money.

The scale of religious blackmail will soon fall off in Nigeria.