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Romance › Re: All Ladies Looking For Guys To Friendzone, Should Be Handled This Way. Pics: by lezz(m):
flightz:
I said it, he his Trasns! *pukes
You need help , kid. You seem to be starstruck by me by the way.

First, you resurrected a dead / closed thread of 2014 just to quote me.

2nd, you went into my profile to check my dp

3rd. You're digging into my posts and making remarks on them.

I'm not flattered by the attention anyways, coming from a socially maladjusted, freaky weirdo.

And I'm having a feeling you aren't a stranger, I think you're still nursing some old scars from my scathing verbal knifings.

But in all honesty, you should check into a mental house and commit yourself or find your way into the synagogue.


Even automated internet bugs on the internet will envy your degree of nuisance and lack of wits.


I would have loved the attention and focus you're bent on giving me if only you aren't coming off as a Neanderthaloid, pseudo-imbecilic, subzero humanoid drooling all over his keyboard with a primitial smirk in a desperate attempt to be counted amongst homo sapiens.

Believe me, in all fairness, you aren't worth my keystrokes, or the effort I employed to type this, or the internet data by which this is conveyed.


***Into the abyss of living death flightz thrust,
With a name of a thousand years
That met its sudden death at your watch

Show us how it all began, it's alright
Was it a dark bang or a blue light?
When you morphed from a man who flies
to a weathered leaf, separated from the skies"***
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by lezz(m):
flightz:
kikikikiki, see punchline. I think the guy is jealous. Well, why don't u 'allocate' a position for him? Some people take life too seriously, mtchww as if anyone gets out alive. Erm, sorry for 'chukin' my mouth in ur matter, people.. I don't belong here. All da best tu yu all. *slams door.. Mr lezz, come here and let us finish our fight. Before that stupid tpiah reports me to the mod again
This is not the way to troll. You're too loud and conspicuous like fried turkey in a show glass.

Trolling is much more witty / or sophisticated than this. Change your signature ; it reeks of the rookie you are. Then get a course and a motive.

You come off as bored and melancholic.
Family › Re: How My Late Aunt Maturely Dealt With Her Cheating Husband.........ladies LEARN! by lezz(m): 9:34pm On Oct 27, 2015
daretodiffer:
I forgot to mention, this is psychology not biologycheesy
I didn't learn about hormone in psychology class. This is clearly biology either in basic or advance form.
Family › Re: How My Late Aunt Maturely Dealt With Her Cheating Husband.........ladies LEARN! by lezz(m): 9:32pm On Oct 27, 2015
Joy1706:
So you WILL divorce her ba? What is different? Does the woman not feel the same pain, hurt, betrayal, disgust men feel? Abeg, I'm done here. Can't stand hypocrites
Reality isn't hypocrisy. It is a fact of life.
Nairaland General › Re: Ghana Agrees To Pay N33.8bn Gas Debt Owed Nigeria By Feb. 2016 by lezz(m): 9:22pm On Oct 27, 2015
Captainswag225:
mr baboon how far? The guy with e big head, big lips and dirty looking face cheesy cheesy, looking at ur dp its obvious u smoke weed, just look at ur dried, black lips. Ur brain is smoking in weed ryt now. Go to rehab mr lunatic cool
grin grin grin And I have made you raving mad. Lols.

See how schizophrenic I got you ranting like a _faggot in heat. What's wrong with your tactics of getting me banned While playing mature? I stroke your nerve and got under your ugly skin. grin grin grin

You will easily contest for the ugliest nairalander and still manage to win even if the election was rigged against you. Your ugliness is rare.

Once again, here is a man whose looks with convulse little children and make circus animals abandoned their routine.

Captainswag225, Your ugliness and wretchedness is a curse and an eternal burden to you.

That's why you have no DP despite being the most frequent nairalander in romance section.

Family › Re: How My Late Aunt Maturely Dealt With Her Cheating Husband.........ladies LEARN! by lezz(m): 7:21pm On Oct 27, 2015
daretodiffer:
Are you a transgendered? I am sorry but it will take a woman turned man to know which sex has the greater lustundecided
Even a transgender won't know this.

It is simple elementary biology. You kids won't broaden your knowledge base but Will use cheap internet to comment on issues you haven't learnt their bases.


Testosterone is the dominant hormone that controls a man's sexual drive and sense of adventure, etc.

Estrogen is the dominant hormone for women.

Now men also have a tiny amount of estrogen as women also have a minute quantity of testosterone.

Hence, the sexual drive of a man is described as a light switch- immediate. Women sexual drive is light a volume knob: slow and gradual.

That's why men pay for sex, kill for sex and fight for sex.

And that's why women use sex as weapon for food, money, and social elevation. Because Your sexual lust isn't as intensed as that of a man. You can easily control it and manipulate men with it.


Only _nymphos will object to this universal submission.

Are you one? grin
Family › Re: How My Late Aunt Maturely Dealt With Her Cheating Husband.........ladies LEARN! by lezz(m): 7:09pm On Oct 27, 2015
Raalsalghul:
Funny you! But I think I get what you are trying to pass across. According to your comment, a woman's lust towards a man is small when compared to a man's lust towards a woman.
Yes. And thank you for your understanding.
Family › Re: How My Late Aunt Maturely Dealt With Her Cheating Husband.........ladies LEARN! by lezz(m): 6:53pm On Oct 27, 2015
Joy1706:
No no no! You men have cheapened the institution of marriage. So you know it's a covenant of the highest order, yet you make light of adultery?
Your accusation is baseless.
Family › Re: How My Late Aunt Maturely Dealt With Her Cheating Husband.........ladies LEARN! by lezz(m): 6:51pm On Oct 27, 2015
Joy1706:
Your wife cheats on you over and over again. Would honestly say you won't divorce her? Honestly?
Call me a sexist or chauvinist but a woman cheating is a whole lot different than a man cheating.

Modernity cannot equate it to be same. The consequences aren't same.

Religion, morality and personal ethics holds a man to faithfulness.
Family › Re: How My Late Aunt Maturely Dealt With Her Cheating Husband.........ladies LEARN! by lezz(m): 6:41pm On Oct 27, 2015
Joy1706:
Just so you know, women struggle with lust too. We're not robots
Your lust isn't anywhere near what a man goes through.

If I should inject you with a drop of testosterone, you won't be shopping for cloths and spending 30 minutes in front of a mirror.

You won't be playing hard to get
Or needing a man to take you to fancy eateries,

You will be _fucking us just for the hell of it.
Nairaland General › Re: Ghana Agrees To Pay N33.8bn Gas Debt Owed Nigeria By Feb. 2016 by lezz(m): 6:36pm On Oct 27, 2015
Captainswag225:
u can't post ur pic becoz u are ugly than a baboon. Soo ugly, dirty and smelly. Gay baboon
You want me to post my pic which is already in my profile, dummy?

Why don't you just admit you can't improvise dises instead showcasing your imbecility. You have been listed in the romance section as one of the most _stupid and dimwitted lunatic on that forum.

This is just one of many examples that proves you're suffering from logical deficiency and modern witchcraft grin

Asking someone with a DP to upload his pic. Nigga you need deliverance.

How can someone be so _stupid and ugly. Nature was cruel to you. Damn.
Nairaland General › Re: Ghana Agrees To Pay N33.8bn Gas Debt Owed Nigeria By Feb. 2016 by lezz(m): 3:20pm On Oct 27, 2015
Captainswag225:
just viewed ur do, a baboon is more handsome than u. U are soo ugly and dirty looking. grin
You mean like this?

You're even a student mechanic posing in your Oga' s shop with a #150 eye shade.

Don't call anyone ugly, you're poster boy for authentic ugliness,
Take a look at your malnourished neck. You need balanced meals not nairaland.

#Wowo.

Nairaland General › Re: Ghana Agrees To Pay N33.8bn Gas Debt Owed Nigeria By Feb. 2016 by lezz(m): 2:55pm On Oct 27, 2015
Captainswag225:
keep posting that pic, u are really showing that maturity doesn't come with age
grin grin grin Aren't you having fun? I am.

Do you remember my blurred picture you often displayed in nairaland pages?

When when I started uploading clearer ones, you are pretending to be mature and sensible. You always go into my DP and paste my picture from there. So do so now.

Ghana _maggot _bastard.

Nairaland General › Re: Ghana Agrees To Pay N33.8bn Gas Debt Owed Nigeria By Feb. 2016 by lezz(m): 2:44pm On Oct 27, 2015
Captainswag225:
u are so ugly that u can't even upload ur pic for comparison. I pity e lady who will say I do to u.
grin I am beginning to feel genuinely sorry for you.

I never envisaged you will be so knocked out to result in temporary selective amnesia.


Scarecrow, my pic has been in my DP for months now. You have been there several times.

Summary: you're wretched and ugly. And you're as foolish as you look.

Take a look at your unintelligent face. _Stupidity personified.

Family › Re: How My Late Aunt Maturely Dealt With Her Cheating Husband.........ladies LEARN! by lezz(m): 2:36pm On Oct 27, 2015
daretodiffer:
I think it is too much 'it is a man's birthright to cheat' in the 21st century that has cheapen the institution of marriage

if we can c collectively castigate men who cheat, women will not see marriage as a mere institution and they will know better than to chat on their husbands
Cheating husbands still feel guilty enough to hide their acts and respectful enough to shroud it from their wives, so it isn't a birth right. They are castigated hence they hide their actions.

However, the women and men have a role to play in marriage. None is perfect.
Men will always struggle with lust today, and it isn't helped by the way the modern woman dresses.

Women will always struggle with emotional betrayal as well. The onus is on today's women to define their roles and draw a line between career/ wife/ mother.
Family › Re: How My Late Aunt Maturely Dealt With Her Cheating Husband.........ladies LEARN! by lezz(m): 2:29pm On Oct 27, 2015
PunkyVeer:
Dude, the vow is simple-FORSAKEN ALL OTHERS. Nobody gives a rat's ass if the affair is physical or emotional, you're still breaking one of the golden rules of marriage which clearly commands not to get involved with anyone else other than your spouse. That doesn't need intrepretation or sematics. It's as simple as they come. If you consider marriage very respectful, then you shouldn't be here advocating cheating & saying women should be meek. Meek my azz!
I do not advocate cheating in marriage from either partners.

But when it does happen , if it ever does, it serves no purpose running for the exit door. What's the point?

The balance of a home is always in the hands of the woman as is the power to rail her straying husband in.


And yes, women should be meek, it is their only undisputed strength.


90 % of women are guilty of emotional affairs as men are guilty of physical affairs.

Are we advocating mass divorce ?
Romance › Re: All Ladies Looking For Guys To Friendzone, Should Be Handled This Way. Pics: by lezz(m): 2:00pm On Oct 27, 2015
naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]oh! I don forget say that moniker dey NL sef.

Pardon me gringrin[/color]
lolz, no offence at all.

Yours is way better than those who shorten it for lesbian.
Family › Re: How My Late Aunt Maturely Dealt With Her Cheating Husband.........ladies LEARN! by lezz(m): 1:57pm On Oct 27, 2015
PunkyVeer:
Ok. Teach me.
How do measure when a partner strays? Since one can have emotional affair or physical ones. Inside marriage, emotional affairs are often more dangerous than physical ones.

How can you drag marriage to a mere contract? It is a convenant of the highest order. The Catholic church deems it a Sacrament. It is a union of life, spirit, soul and body.



Too much 21st century _sex has cheapen the institution of marriage.
Family › Re: How My Late Aunt Maturely Dealt With Her Cheating Husband.........ladies LEARN! by lezz(m): 1:44pm On Oct 27, 2015
PunkyVeer:
Won him over? On her death bed? 1st of all, no woman should be in a competition with anybody over a man. Especially NOT a husband. He should have shut all of that down before walking down that isle. 2ndly, it stops being a marriage the second any of them strays. Marriage is a contract, hence it needs both signatures & those of witnesses. Breaching the contract, calls for no other action other than nullifying it so both can be free, yanno. No need for long talks on this. It's as simple as ABC.
You know nothing about marriage.
Family › Re: How My Late Aunt Maturely Dealt With Her Cheating Husband.........ladies LEARN! by lezz(m): 1:28pm On Oct 27, 2015
PunkyVeer:
No, that's too much energy spent on someone that doesn't deserve it. You calmly pack your shyt up & exit stage left.

I see no "grandness" in this, other than someone who spent miserable years as a human doormat, whilst not even being appreciated. God probably snatched her to save her from all the pain she endured being married to a playboy...since she didn't have the smarts to liberate herself. That's it
Nicely opined. But your recommendation is more suitable for an ordinary romantic relationship, not marriage.

The bottom line is she won her husband over and conquered his lustful indiscretion while keeping her family safe and United.

That's a legacy to me.
I bet society would be marked by broken homes, insecure children and teen prostitutes and drug addicts if mommy decides that daddy isn't worth a fighting chance.



You modern women equate marriage with just any other romantic relationship. That woman was a hero.

And if her God took her, her crown will be the grandest amongst crowns. She was a soldier who never abandoned her mission.
Family › Re: How My Late Aunt Maturely Dealt With Her Cheating Husband.........ladies LEARN! by lezz(m): 12:57pm On Oct 27, 2015
PunkyVeer:
In your world, maybe.

Yeah, we all know how much he "cherished" her *eyeroll*
I bet you would have had her raise the roof and dust, probably reacted in kind.


But she won in grand style.
Nairaland General › Re: Ghana Agrees To Pay N33.8bn Gas Debt Owed Nigeria By Feb. 2016 by lezz(m): 12:49pm On Oct 27, 2015
Captainswag225:
what pic? Do u have a pic? I havent seen it b4? An ugly roach like u cant have a pic. Deformed face. Lol
loolz, feeling the angst of my incentives? grin grin grin what's happening to your tactics? Lolz.


What could be uglier than this? You were even _stupid enough to associate your national flag with your monster looks.
Blind bat.

Family › Re: How My Late Aunt Maturely Dealt With Her Cheating Husband.........ladies LEARN! by lezz(m):
PunkyVeer:
Moral of the story: put up with a cheating man & you're going to die early/before him.

RIP to your aunt, btw.
Moral of the story: A wise woman conquers her home and husband with wisdom, meekness and feminine power and grace.

Her husband didn't only loved her but cherished her as well.
Romance › Re: All Ladies Looking For Guys To Friendzone, Should Be Handled This Way. Pics: by lezz(m): 9:27am On Oct 27, 2015
naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Okay...Lezz go there. grin[/color]
Where are we going?
Nairaland General › Re: Ghana Agrees To Pay N33.8bn Gas Debt Owed Nigeria By Feb. 2016 by lezz(m): 9:21am On Oct 27, 2015
Captainswag225:
why don't u upload ur pic here too or are u dat ugly? Don't be shy lezz
Where did you get the one you had been parading? From my DP, right? Why don't you upload the one on my dp now? What's the matter,_moron?

Faggy _faggot.
Nairaland General › Re: Ghana Agrees To Pay N33.8bn Gas Debt Owed Nigeria By Feb. 2016 by lezz(m): 10:23pm On Oct 26, 2015
V0lv0:
Lezz please try to grow up. Stop posting that guy's picture on here. It's uncalled for
You're a late comer. For months, this slaving earth 's reject was trolling with a blurry photo of mine. Well, I decided to mirror his desperate tactics. I never knew he was this uncommonly ugly, genuinely styless in clothing preferences and as stupid as a goat.

He's getting served, so spare me the well-worn "grow up" line.

Ever wonder how a romance- section magnet never bothers to have a DP ?

Captainswag225 is so ugly, Ugly is envious. grin
Captainswag225:
u and I know he is a lunatic. So am playing a little game with him to get him banned. Don't stress koraa ohemaa. Cool ur heart lol
Your brain elasticity can't fathom beyond seeking pity- dates in the romance section.

You're a breathing failure and a waste of blood and tissue.
Captainswag225:
I can get dirty with u but u ain't worth it that's why am using dis method on u and it's working well so far. U got banned once, u are gonna get banned again. grin grin cheesy
Try harder, newt. Antispam bot banned me not any Mod. Doubt it, I'll slay you with my other handle as soon as this one drops.

And How can you be so dumb not to know I don't fret over a ban. As long as I get my message across, any bad is worth the price: it's a medal to me.
grin grin grin

Look for a noose and do the needful: the whole world will be better off without you in it.

Your authentically ugly
Genuinely brainless
Evidently lacking in literary prowess
And bereft of the slightest idea of international politics.

Shush, now and jump into your coffin.

You can Buzz the mods now.

Fuggly Sub humanoid.

Romance › Re: Guys, Which Do You Prefer, A Beautiful Face Or A Banging Body? by lezz(m): 7:25pm On Oct 26, 2015
doneee:
My girlfriends since day one, always have the two.


How about you?
In the absence if both, I'll go for a drop dead beautiful body configuration.

A pretty face without a good figure isn't beauty. No sex appeal.

A gorgeous body without a pretty face is still a beauty to behold.
Nairaland General › Re: Ghana Agrees To Pay N33.8bn Gas Debt Owed Nigeria By Feb. 2016 by lezz(m): 2:32pm On Oct 26, 2015
Captainswag225:
u are surely gonna get banned again. Enjoy ur freedom while it lasts.
grin grin grin grin So you were the drooling, imbecilic Newt who reported me! !

You initiated and threatened a picture warfare, remember?

Now your _ass is getting burnt and you're playing the innocent. Wrong. . I go down, you go with me. _stupid, dimwitted troll.
Nairaland General › Re: Ghana Agrees To Pay N33.8bn Gas Debt Owed Nigeria By Feb. 2016 by lezz(m): 1:39pm On Oct 26, 2015
Captainswag225:
cool cool tongue hahaha poor lezz has been banned. This is gud news, we should celebrating it ryt now. Adios oldman tongue
celebrating your economy destitution or your intellectual handicap ?

I need you to focus on the topic. I promise to slay you fact for fact and point for point.

Thereafter I will also drag you around nairaland' s floor in the arena of trolling.

Ugly baboon. No brains, no looks, no sense of clothing style. Romance- section rat.

Your image bellow typifies your shallow way of reasoning. Fugly, cursed and unintelligent.

Nairaland General › Re: Ghana Agrees To Pay N33.8bn Gas Debt Owed Nigeria By Feb. 2016 by lezz(m): 11:51am On Oct 26, 2015
Captainswag225:
answer my question u scammer, do u work? Btw whats the naira to cedi rate? Which is stronger? Tell me ;Danswer my question u scammer, do u work? Btw whats the naira to cedi rate? Which is stronger? Tell me

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