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Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by lezz(m): 10:34pm On Aug 31, 2015
DictatorZAR:
You got wrecked Queen Lezzbo.

Why don't you answer my 7 basic questions

@Ass muncher
No Zulu puts a question before his master,boy.

You're beneath the dust in my fingernails. You flaming faggott of economic destitution.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by lezz(m): 10:30pm On Aug 31, 2015
DictatorZAR:
Quick question:

1)If 80% of a country's population has access to basic water and electricity, how many Zulu people will be without those amenities if they live in mostly rural areas.

2)How many Nigerians have acces to clean flushing toilets.

3)How many Nigerians have access to basic health services like hospitals

4)How many Nigeirans die from preventable diseases each year.

5)What is your literacy rate compared to SA

6)What is your life expectancy rate compared to SA.

7)Hahahah is your over populated country bigger then 4 South African Provinces in terms of land mass?

Answer these basic questions with proven facts then only can you continue your escapade
1)How many south Africans die of HIV due to lack of social awareness?
2)How many infants are raped daily because it is taught to cure HIV?
3)How many 85 year old white grannies are ganged rape by black thugs?
4)How many hospitals admits patients to share a single hospital bed in South Africa
5) How many people die from civil gun dwells in South Africa

6) how come minority euro pean of 7%of the population have more millionaires and billionaires than Zulus who make up over 85% of the entire population
7) Hw come everything in South Africa starts falling apart since Zulu took over the reins of rulership.



Admit it, Zulus can't run a country. Your military became a laughing joke when Zulu freedom fighters were sentimentality brought in as real soldiers grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by lezz(m): 10:22pm On Aug 31, 2015
KINGSAMURAI:
lol someone is pained here, everything wet dream u dreamt abt and kept licking her ass are all waste of time. "while in a months time ama do the real koko with her.
Someone, in a lame attempt at defending you, alluded that you just might still be dependent on your parents. Her name is Jollyjoy; and she speak the truth.

Your brain power is alarmingly infantile.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by lezz(m): 10:19pm On Aug 31, 2015
DictatorZAR:
While babies in Nigeria are being bred for the slave trade.

Nigeria is worse so if were you I'll shut up
http://www.asafeworldforwomen.org/global-news/africa/nigeria/4388-baby-factory.html
If I were a baby, I will elect to be sold to a barren married couple than to live with my parents in a slumming cesspool and be consumed alive by giant rats
Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by lezz(m):
mzilakazi:
THE ZULU GOVERNMENT HAS COLONISED NIGERIA ECONOMICALLY AND THAT'S A FACT. THAT'S WHY WE HAVE EVEN TAKEN THEIR MONEY BY FORCE.
The trade deficit between Nigeria and south Africa is over 45 billion dollars.

Your government hurriedly returned our arms - deal money to Nigeria. That's a show of loyalty and power yielding.

During the yellow fever vacine ,your government 's direct apology is all the indication to convey to the rest of Africa who is boss.

Listen,Zulu nation can't fly. You lack leadership deep within. You can't even handle Africans with civility without a surge of primitive xenophobic violence.

And you deceive yourself, you're Africa's star. Any relevance south Africa had was pre '94 when the Anglo - Dutch was the face of south Africa.

Now Zulus run the show and violence,rape, murder, epileptic economy,strikes, HIV, load shedding and the collapse of public and government institutions are the byword for South Africa.

When are you "killing the boers"? grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by lezz(m): 9:53pm On Aug 31, 2015
KINGSAMURAI:
dnt worry when i get to the UK, real talk, i will look for ladyboss1 and fvck her, dats my revenge for u, while u keep licking her ass here, im in UK tearing her vagina apart
You really must be a self-servicing pervert. But an effeminate fleabag like you prefers giving your rectum away.

If you ever make it to the UK, find a means of concealing your pack of vaseline; it's contraband and you won't be allowed access.

So the only thing getting teared is your rectum grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by lezz(m): 9:50pm On Aug 31, 2015
DictatorZAR:
Rape murder mmmmmm!!! How many murders were committed just recently by your Army again Lezzbo-ian.

Look whose talking while slavery is still rive in that dark village of yours.

I suggest you continue with cooking boy before your Hubby comes home for chicken & @Ass.
With Whites controlling 90% of the economy and Zulus living in darkness without access to basic amenities like water and electricity.,that's what I call the institutionalisation of slavery.

Why do you think rats feed on human babies in khayelitsha and soweto? grin grin grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by lezz(m): 9:46pm On Aug 31, 2015
Jollyjoy:
omg! This guy cant even differentiate being rebuked from being complimented... Chai!abeg nigerian youths are nt trying,haba!
And your skull is too numb to decode sarcasm.
Your intellectual impairment is WHO certified.

Little pigly tramp.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by lezz(m): 9:44pm On Aug 31, 2015
KINGSAMURAI:
dis is how life works boy!!! believe me my bank account will buzz with four alerts tommorow, now d eyez of samson siasia, under seventeen coach and a lot of foreign scouts are upon me, REAL TALK. "dnt worry when i hit d jackpot i will tell lalasticlala to take it to front page, bro this is how my story begin, whats ur story?!!
When I tell you your emotions are as leaky as kanji dam and your brain size the weight of a grain of beans,you think I'm joking.

Your constancy here on nairaland is a depiction you're a street footballer. You're not even in nigerian local league yet. Little fool.

You play promising football and you had all the time and effort to create 5 different female monikers for your perverted inclinations. grin grin grin

A local league player in nigeria trains more everyday sometimes more than once in a day.

If you keep believing your own lies,how can people help you when a real chance opens in the local league?

You only play your mythical football in the shadows of nairaland.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by lezz(m): 9:37pm On Aug 31, 2015
DieVluit:
Is this Lezz? Why is he crying?
I know faggotry is a normal way of life in your primate country. Try not to wankk off over my dp grin grin grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by lezz(m): 9:36pm On Aug 31, 2015
DieVluit:
This from a dark land calling itself the gi-Ant of Africa. A land as big as two South African provinces.
your own government has scurried to align with Nigeria.

Your press have finally acknowledged our giant status. South Africa isn't even no 2.

You're a country of confused heritage of slavery and oppression. Rape and murder.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by lezz(m): 9:34pm On Aug 31, 2015
jln115:
Cricket: 3 billion fans, Football: 3,5 Billion fans......Pales in significance?Cool story! Nigeria just about sucks in every sport they compete in, including football, South Africa on the other hand are one of the top sporting Nations in the world!!
please give us a link for your claims.football 3.5 billion fans and cricket 3 billion fans. Can I have a source please.

Because global brands like cocacola, Pepsi and Co use football stars for advertisement much more than any cricket starlet.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by lezz(m): 9:31pm On Aug 31, 2015
Jollyjoy:
since morning?haba? My goodness!wasnt wrong when i called you jobless afterall...infact are you sure you are the one on that pix?am not just getting it.
grin grin grin I'll take that as a compliment.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by lezz(m): 9:29pm On Aug 31, 2015
mzilakazi:
You rely 80% on oil which is performing very poor. Nowadays everyone suffers, even China, the world economic power.
You rely on gold and diamond which has made you the slowest growing economy in Africa. grin grin grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by lezz(m): 9:28pm On Aug 31, 2015
mzilakazi:
This is just a joke. Shoprite made investments all over Africa.

Medupi has cancelled all the load shedding.
http://news.yahoo.com/south-africas-power-outages-dimming-economic-outlook-052846520.html



When u drop a link , I make sure it is dated and factual. That's a 2015 link.

South Africa firms and populace are now buying diesel generators. And those who can't afford are lighting the cape town skies with candles grin grin grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by lezz(m): 9:25pm On Aug 31, 2015
DictatorZAR:
Yet we were responsible for your last headache when we ensured your no show up in CAF 2014.

So much for inferiority complex.

Even at the Beijing 2015 world champs your country was useless.

Should I go into your own country's age cheating debacles where you were even banned from a certain CAF youth championship.

Nigeria is a useless sporting nation, apart from soccer you are pretty much useless the world over.
What's this Zulu yapping about?

Calm down and articulate your points very well. You're dripping wet with anxiety.

No sporting humiliation will come close to South Africa '94 grin grin grin

We just won Africa's basket ball championship. We are strong in track and field. You can shove your cricket and rugby for India, Pakistan, Australia and Bangladesh
Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by lezz(m): 9:20pm On Aug 31, 2015
mzilakazi:
The unit 6 of Medupi has started producing power and it is almost three weeks now since we last had load shedding. We ate slowly saying goodbye to load shedding and Nigeria says we are a generator capital.
Sharp estimated the outages would shave off 0.4 percent of GDP growth this year.

"This situation is going to have long-term effects on growth. It's worrying," he said.

Meanwhile, the hum of diesel generators has become a common sound in homes and office blocks.

But not everyone can keep up. Small businesses with limited resources have been hit hard by the outages.

Those without generators close shop when it goes dark and traffic slows to a near standstill as traffic lights go dark.


The problem is not expected to go away soon.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by lezz(m): 9:16pm On Aug 31, 2015
patches689:
Come with citations or dont respond to my posts

I have grown tired of entertaining your childish delusions

And Mr Wiessel is there because NIGERIANS are inefficient and unproductive... thats why A SOUTH AFRICAN COMPANY can destroy domestic Nigerian companies and dominate YOUR market
Your legislative enactments which ensures your lazy, unproductive people becomes share holders in companies which they didn't own or work in.

Mr Wiessel fled because because you're can't run a company or firm. Just like you can't run the economy your Anglo Dutch master left you.

You also turned your efficient power generating eskom into begging little Mozambique for electricityegrin grin grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by lezz(m): 9:00pm On Aug 31, 2015
mzilakazi:
SA has more foreign reserves than Nigeria, so what do you say?
It doesn't stop you from being the new generator and candle economy in Africa.

Down down S.A 8s sinking.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by lezz(m):
KINGSAMURAI:
boy dat wnt change d fact dat i shake hands with d gorvernor dis evening, now u can search 4 d nearest transformer nd do d needful
So has a lot of leprosy patients and internally displaced people.

Shaking hands with the governor won't get you a national team call or a foreign league invite. It will won't add value in your cv.

It will only help delude your fragile heart that you're a star.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by lezz(m): 8:52pm On Aug 31, 2015
mzilakazi:
THAT'S WHY THIS MAN HAS THIS YAM OR CASSAVA LOOKING FACE.


THIS UGLY LEZZBIAN.
better not wankk on my dp, gay. And I hope you hit the like button as you visit.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by lezz(m): 8:50pm On Aug 31, 2015
jln115:
The Rugby World Cup is the third largest sports tournament/Event in the word, and Cricket is the second most popular sport in the world, SO YES there are a sh1t load of people who care!!
It all pales in significance to football dummy. Rate cricket all you want because you aren't good at football but football is the only sport the world pauses and wait for.

You had to bribe just to host.

Inferiority complexed desperadoes.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by lezz(m): 8:48pm On Aug 31, 2015
KINGSAMURAI:
yeah just came back 4rm a Gorvernor's cup in Warri township stadium, im now at our team hotel, heading bak home tommorow, thank GOD WE won d trophy and u know what i was opportune to shake hands with d Gorvernor IFEANYI OKOWA and some delegates, nd took pics with some of them, now dats what we call life nd smtin dat was written in d bible dat when a man is deligent in his work, he will sit and eat plus dine with the kings, priest and queens of the kingdom of this planet. "cc sinnzu, funlord, lezz, thenonce, prettythicksme, ladyboss1, sassybae, adae, nigerianium and to the rest of my haters. "4 ur info we are to be hosted dis evening by d GORVERNOR in our hotel.
I have been in Warri since last Friday to this very minute. I can easily verify your claims.....but your desperate lies are oozing everywhere it will be a wasted effort to prove it so.

You sound foolish, desperate and emotional.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by lezz(m): 6:49pm On Aug 31, 2015
patches689:
Ag shame

This boy is truly obsessed with Zulu's

He thinks of them all day, he wishes to be them, the tribe that is renowned throughout the world. His own tribe (like his country) are utterly irrelevant
When I think of Zulu, I remember shaka, the half unclad, spear wielding defeated warmonger.

I think of Zulu I remember rape and savagery.

When I think Zulu, I remember south Africa, a country that believe it's own hype ......a country who wishes to wear a crown bigger than its head.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by lezz(m): 4:30pm On Aug 31, 2015
patches689:
- Actually, South Africa's government comes in at 72nd in the world. Nigeria's comes in at 120th
http://www.heritage.org/index/ranking

- Actually, our public are only the 76th most indebted in the world
https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/rankorder/2186rank.html

- Thats simply racist and I have reported you.

Mr Wiessel is exploiting your country and siphoning profits from Nigeria back to South Africa where Shoprite is Headquarteded and pays its corporate tax.

[size=15pt]So, not only have I shown that you are completely wrong with everything that you have said, you also have no idea about the most basic principles of global trade [/size]
Mixed genes of poo, please. South Africa is the most indepted country in Africa with over 160 billion dollars,no?

Nigeria has the biggest foreign remittance in subsahara Africa, no?

South African citizens are the most cash - strapped in Africa, no?

Yet you brought a link to deny the obvious?

That's why I call you a fraud.

Mr. Wiessel opens shops in nigeria because you're inefficient and unproductive. Funny, most of the groceries in shop rite are from local farmers and manufacturers in nigeria here.


Sing me that "kill the boers" song.
That's what you sang to make Mr. Shop rite flee Zulu land.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by lezz(m): 4:23pm On Aug 31, 2015
DictatorZAR:
SA gave you mobile telecommunication including smalls when you were still shopping in dusty villages.

Go tell that shiit to your 100m deficaters in the NE who has never seen a light bulb nor a toilet in there miserable poor lives.

SA has the biggest and best road network in the hole of africa. Load shedding is something of the past now, 1 unit of the worlds 4th largest coal power station has made shore of it.

Village baboon.
Look, Look, here comes the chief Zulu maggot , the chief doctor of false figures.

Zulu you and your ancestors still adorns the shackles of slavery. If I hear you mention road network or shopping malls, I will leave nairaland and give you a real - life slap grin grin grin

Your whole tribe are public defecatirs and monkey wailers who built nothing and own nothing in their ancestral home.


Zulu Slave.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by lezz(m): 4:17pm On Aug 31, 2015
mzilakazi:
NOPE, YOU ARE NOT A SAFE HAVEN FOR SA COMPANIES. IT IS BECAUSE YOU ARE ILLITERATE TO DELIVER SERVICES THAT SA COMPANIES ARE GIVING YOU. WE HAVE LEANT YOU ABOUT ATMs AND MALLS AND EVEN FOOD CHAIN SUPERMARKETS. YOU WERE LIVING IN THE BUSH AND SO WE MADE YOU A BETTER PERSON.
Ironic when a tree-hopping Zulu talks about modern amenities.

Zulu you and your forebears were taught how to use spoons by 1994.

So mr. Christopher Wiessel of Shop rite sets up shops even in boko Haram territories just because these amenities aren't there? Nope. It only takes despiration and the melt down of your economy to do that.

-South Africa's government are the most indepted in africa.

-South Africans are the most cash - strapped in the world

-Zulus are the most broke and intellectually deficient ethnic group in Africa.

Mr. Wiessel who is a white Anglo - Dutch fled to Nigeria to escape an irredeemable situation bedevilling south Africa.
Next Zulu.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by lezz(m): 4:10pm On Aug 31, 2015
mzilakazi:
BRICS CARES LESS ABOUT SA 2% GDP CONTRIBUTION. WHAT THEY CARE ABOUT IT THE HUGE INDUSTRIAL POTENTIAL THAT SOUTH AFRICA HAS AND THE CAPABILITY OF INVESTING EVEN AS FAR AS EUROPE AND AMERICA.
With a population of 50 million mostly made of dimwitted Zulus, you have no potential. Your economy is gold and diamond based.

Your industries are all scurrying to Nigeria with over 180 million people and have a closer proximity to the larger population density in Africa.

With a shrinking economy, HIV population and a laughing GDP which manufacturer will take you seriously? Game is up, Zulu.grin gringrin

Tell me, why is the secret of the rise of China, India, and Brazil? Population and the greed of western capitalists to have their industries and companies set up shops and plants and make profits.


Nigeria is all the reason all foreign companies, including yours are rejecting you and making us eclipse you into oblivion in the economic power race.

Zulu your ass is mine.grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by lezz(m): 4:02pm On Aug 31, 2015
patches689:
Joke of Africa?

South Africa:

- BRICS member
- G20 member

Hosted:

- Rugby World Cup
- Cricket World Cup
- Soccer World Cup

Nigeria:

- Nothing

We are the jokes? hahahahahahha!
Bwahaha, who cares about rugby or cricket.

The only one of relevance is Football and you got world class disgrace for bribing to host it. No one cares if you host rugby or cricket a hundred times.

After the Europeans left in just 1994, you have returned to darkness with candles and generators. grin grin grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by lezz(m): 3:58pm On Aug 31, 2015
mzilakazi:
SA WAS A MEMBER OF BRICS LONG BEFORE DELAI LAMA EVEN THOUGHT OF APPLYING FOR A VISA TO VISIT SA. YOU MUST GO TO SCHOOL YOUNG MAN

SOUTH AFRICA IS IN BABA.
South Africa is a 2% GDP contributing briquette. Do you want to see what your own press men wrote on it?

Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by lezz(m): 3:53pm On Aug 31, 2015
mzilakazi:
SOUTH AFRICA CURRENTLY HAS OVER 200 COMPANIES THAT ARE RAPINNG THE ECONOMY OF NIGERIA.

BWAHAHAHAHA… LEZZBIAN SHOULD BE VERY WORRIED.
You mean 200 economic asylum seekers. grin grin grin maybe that's why our GDP out - cheetahs yours so significantly.

Zulus introduction to modern amenities have left south Africa with candles and traffic jams as your power situation goes from bad to worse.

Nigeria is a safe haven for south African companies who are running out of money.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by lezz(m): 3:49pm On Aug 31, 2015
patches689:
Blah blah blah

South Africa:
- BRICS
- G20

Nigeria:
MINT
Africa Largest Economy

Facts are facts

Enjoy your irrelevance
And you have to bribe to host a world cup for relevance. Is that how you pursue yours.

Go and cry and wet your pillows in Pretoria. Nigeria has made you the joke of Africa.

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