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funlord:
*** staggers into the thread as he pops a fresh bottle of alomo while taking a long drag of some bubonic chronic***! YOLO!!!!!

What's trending. I fill fresh after a long time behind virtual bars

Can't wait to go back in

firstEVA:
u didn't see the part where the lips are are obviously Bj lips? Stop acting like that's not one of the reasons you are drawn to him, you gay cocck, down his throat through that bj lips, i'm sure cills have gone down your spine, bloody pervert.
Captainswag any day anytime, a woman's man he is, my preference.

Hmm.
******yawns and stretches on bed****** I see I got a wakeup mention from my nairaland sweetheart


******leans forward for a good morning kiss but withdraws from the stale sweat of last night's farking*******

It's too early dear, have a mouth wash, then freshen up and then I might consider planting one of my upper lip kiss to your waiting, eager lips.

Got to run now. Office obligation

firstEVA:
I will respond to my mentions tomorrow, eva gst to sleep now.

You may do as you please. I may not give you the luxury of entertaining you tomorrow though. But who's to say what tomorrow brings or what the gods might lead my fingers to type?


So long, take your rest.

firstEVA:
hahahaha, havn't u observed I am penetrative in all my descriptions? Like a made nonsense of you 70's dress sense and ur ugly face, that's me. If you find him attractive, that's u lezz, it's your nature. A like manly men. But not the ones who look like beasts though

Well love can creep in behind. When your eyes shine and your pulse miss a beat, you can honestly be oblivious.

But in your case you are indeed aware of your lust. Funny how one image of the Mark will have you salivating.


You did call his lips sexy

Captainswag225 , see why I advised you to heed my advice.

firstEVA:
how is it impossible when it's what you do? Stop typing thrash.

Tell me about that.

firstEVA:
admiration and lust for thesonofmark's figure? Hahahahahahahaha, I feel if I push him, he may fall down and die. He looks fragile. Typical of effeminate gays. I know you like his type for easy hanging on the wall.

Your penetrative description of his lips and frame is that of a lover's scrutiny.

Women aren't good with emotions. How long do you think it will take before you spill what's in your heart?

firstEVA:
personal experience with who? Men? U are disgusting

The second scene of my literary póřn is practically impossible for gays.

You have to think before you type. What is the time of day having its toll on you?

firstEVA:
are you embarrassed? It's lame that he is the bottom? It's obvious lezz, you are the huge one with muscles and a 10inch pennnis, he is the slender lean pale one with some feminine touch, and sexy bj mouth. I'm sure he blows u real good

You really couldn't mask your admiration and lust.

You're putting your Captainswag225 down brutally.

But why won't you? Not will all that's potentially within your grasp.

You must go through our lesdar screening test before we can know what to make of you.

firstEVA:
does it change the fact that u are incapable of practicing what you've described on a woman?

I write from personal experience as each imagery of my love scenes are brought up in a bright wave of remembrance.

firstEVA:
when did you start condemning homo when you are lezz's bottom?

Common, this is so lame and dry. You can do better.

firstEVA:
[b]heterosexual love making is all I understand, [/b]that's why you and lezz must help urselfs out of the shithole digging u both engage in.

That's the closest you've gotten to rejecting your lesbian tendencies.

firstEVA:
no thanks, save your gay sex for those that are gays. U can see guys cheering at your post, lol. They are masturbating already, your boyfriend ass has expanded to its elastic limit in anticipation of pumelling tonight. Better find ur way to uyo to give him hard.

You admitted to near-masturbation yourself. And do not think for once I do not know the current of waves of emotions I have stirred within your loveless organs.

Females are captivated by what they hear, but even more so by what they read. It is the greatest and post potent drug unsold.

You, firsteva, have been dazzled and enfeebled by my pöřn of literature.

firstEVA:
my luv should be resting his head now. That's why he' s so sweet and fresh in the morning.

Nice to hear. Nairaland will do well to upgrade its features so virtual lovers can smell each others fragrances.

firstEVA:
so which romance thriller have u been reading? U are giving me lines from there right?

No matter the style u use on men like yourself, u are still disgusting. Where is that you work out pix where u look like a slowpoke with hunch back?

my style of writing is consistent, showing no plagiarism.

If you want to a slow fvcking while sitting on my laps facing me, I can graze a feather - light touch to your lips in a wicked tease, I will allow you to suck my index finger after only your vagina fistula has adjusted to the sheer length of my phallus.

So you can bounce away on the sheer length of my rod, while I dart my finger in and out of your mouth in a frenzied fvck of double impact.

Do you want more?

firstEVA:
left in annoyance? Common, not everyone is jobless like you, this is just a place to while away time for serious minded people.

Multiple orgasm from a gaylord? When did you start sleeping with women? Pls my asss is a virgin, I hope that's not what u have in mind u dirty shameless pervert.

Sorry, I forgot he is a student. He has to put his parents' investment into fruition.

Don't forget to give him motherly advice when he awakens tomorrow.

firstEVA:
u havn't heard that men who talk too much don't make good lovers? U are clearly not a woman lover.

How's the job hunt going? Any luck yet u deranged lunatic!

If that were true, then I'm one with a difference. Tell me, do you like it from behind, then I'm going to pull your hair from the nape of your neck while slamming you hard from behind. Your ass will bounce to the rhythmic thrust of my love - making, as the pulling of your hair enthralls you with a sweet - pain sensation.

If you want to spread eagle for me in a gesture of sweet surrender, then I'll have to bring your legs together, that way, your clitoris will be angled near the juncture of you labia minor and labia majora. Each thrust and movement of my phallus will create the most clitorial stimulation without me delving deep into your vagina.

In that position, I give you just 5 minutes to hold on to my back as your body quiver with orgasm.

If you ever get fvcked properly, you won't much energy or desire for e-duels. Let me fill the void and make you despise a lesbian 's touch.

Dragonking:
Honestly, with the way you are lezz are going, you guys should just get a hotel room and fvck ya brains out like hell..You probably spend more time with lezz than captainswag. SMH.

Captainswag225 has left in annoyance.

If nairaland were a bed, firsteva would have been gifted multiple organs by me.

firstEVA:
wow! Beautiful narrative, if I read this in a romance novel, I would have quietly looked for a corner to masturbate, so sexy I swear. But coming from you, I am highly disgusted. U are 6.4 ft tall doesn't make you handsome. U are a jobless lunatic, your face is so strong one would wonder if God used just clay like the rest of us or he added concrete. U said girls don't like guys who smile? Well u don't have to show 32 teeth like you did that night, but definitely not a frown like a tout.

U are sick lezz, the earlier you admit the better, thesonofmark' s gay partner. Licking gays ass since time immemorial. I'm sure what u described up there is how u Bleep him, u have no shame.

I like that veiled admission of truth. Keep it up. The rest of your long narrative are sheer diversionary.

You just played hard to get like a teenager. The bad guy in me can smell the beginning of the moistness in the thresholds of your vagina across this platform. Such feelings are unnaturally strange to you.

You can pause for 5 minutes and gather your wits, lest your fingers give you away .

Sinnzu:
Lezz edit your post, the one that talks about ban.

ok, bro. Will do now.

firstEVA:
which girls, lol, u keep living in self delusion.

Are you pleading with me not to look at your pix again, you know when I scritinize it, I will give u another reason to quickly change it.

Try to smile a little, u look too angry like the problems of the world are on your head.

Since when do girls get drawn to a smiling dude.


Do not start believing your own lies. I have given you evidence of my being 6.4 feet tall. You have seen my athletic body constitution.

Firsteva, I can take you without your feet touching the floor or your ass resting on a bed.

5 minutes pinned to the wall and another 5 minutes heaved to the contour of my chest where you feel the rhythmic beat of my chest as each thrust of my phallus deep inside your deprived warmth shed the last vestige of lesbian desires.

Sinnzu:
LOL. Im more concerned about how you managed to escape the ban . U lucky man

I do not mind the ban as long as it is just.

firstEVA:
you are forever put off by any woman #fact. You don't do nairaland love, what love do you do? U neither love online nor offline, arnt you pathetic. Isn't your life plain useless?

I see ur pix lezz, it was a wedding right, the groom got you the suit so you fit in with his men right? It's too obvious, just that the suit wears you not you wearing it. U couldnt even smile, you had to frown like an agbero, or u didn't want your big teeth to show? ;DLol

From my days in SSS2, girls have been drawn to my Half-Frown; keeps them intrigued and guessing what's behind that steel facade.

My half closed eyes decipher the faintest interest a girl can show. I am aware of her lust before she herself is smitten by it.


I hardly smile, Eva. Sometimes, yeah but rarely. Ladies like me more that way. If you keep going into my dp, you will soon be giving the wrong message to your wuzzy, teenage ghanaian.

But he should be comforted in the knowledge that nairaland love isn't for me.

Sinnzu:
firsteva and lezz will fall inlove soon. Who wants to bet

She is the fractured leavings of a socially challenged ghanaian.

firstEVA:
pls help me beg him to mercy date me, it's important. An old wonan needs some love u know

But is there any woman I can beg to mercy date an ass gay? U stink

I will save you the efforts of the proposal: I don't do nairaland love. If Captainswag225 is your find, I'm forever put off.

firstEVA:
hahahahaha, is that your other job? Morphing frigid and menopausal women? Lol. Your kind of jobs leaves me in awe. If you arnt inspecting gay's asses, u are morphing frigid and menopausal women. Lol. What of young girls? Ur dicck becomes limp when u see then right? Ur sickness is on another plane. Disgusting

Don't be so antagonistic of your helper.

The offer doesn't last forever. Swallow your vanity and do what is expedient. If you know the true power of a male's erect peniis, you will never be a lesbian advocate.


Come here, sit, feel this. You should shiver in pure feminine delight if your nature isn't so twisted

firstEVA:
no lezz, it was for me, I made you do it, would you have done it if not for me? No. U see . Poor rat.

Would I have bought "raid" if not for the bugs in my room?

firstEVA:
sharrap, old fagggot. U want his pics desperately, he won't oblige you, how many guys do u need in your life? Disgusting lowlife.

You're turning violent again. I know you feel the pangs but hey. I will talk him into mercy - dating you still.

You have nothing to be afraid of.

firstEVA:
no they are not, cos you will end up proving to me you are not those monikers, have u forgotten I have the control to your brain?

The evidence was for the viewers.

You give yourself too much undue credit. Your opinions are inconsequential. They're just empty rhetorics of a wounded woman.

Captainswag225:
hahahahahaha, oh u wish that was me. See how happy u are. Lol, keep pushing......

I wish not, Ghana.

I thought you're a student. Did you skip your gst philosophy and logic classes. We deal with evidence, facts and proof.

Your words don't count now. No wonder you're so desperate for online love, knowing your looks can bring instant sanity into a certified street - roaming mad woman if you tries to woo her

firstEVA:
I am sure you are personally disgusted by your description above having at the back of your mind the fact that even if a gun is placed on your head, your gay 10 inche cork can never leave it's state of flacidity.

Your gay cockk deserves no respect, a cockk that dwells in shiit hole is shiit itself.

A trial will convince you, dear eva.

I have a reputation of morphing frigid and menopausal women into love - magnets.

Don't get shy, it's an offline therapy.
I see hope in you.

firstEVA:
I don't prove things to you lezz, don't forget

Then I will chalk you down as empty and your opinion without consequences.