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Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by lezz(m): 11:56pm On Jun 27, 2015
jln115:
Dude!!!!!! You don't know the difference between bcom and become!! It's fvcking hilarious!!
grin As a Nigerian, the opinion of a Zulu does not bother me.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by lezz(m): 11:27pm On Jun 27, 2015
jln115:
The fact that you guys don't know the difference between Bcom and become is the most re,traded thing I've ever witnessed in my life.
angry you are clowning in a pap delusion.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by lezz(m): 11:25pm On Jun 27, 2015
ddami:
na waa oo and 2 think dis people will come and start forming here just irritates me. Dictatorzoo is already a hero on NL...
grin my dear, Zulus are the last freed slaves on mother earth and she often is under the illusion that being slave to the white man for so long makes her the king of Africa grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by lezz(m): 11:20pm On Jun 27, 2015
ddami:
Ahahah u made me laugh out loud....
Buh seriously u have so much patience 4 dis people...., dey are sooo not keeping up wit d PACE 4 me,.... I can only imagine how dey feel when dey say we steal their jobs,girls 'Cos seriously when a Nigerian z flying dey are still crawling.. . Now I c y u like trolling dem 'cos its fun....
lolz, Zulus are my favourites in internet trolling. With all there xenophobia and insecurities and obvious fear of Nigeria.

You cannot believe in April 2014 when the world press announced Nigeria has overtaken south Africa as the biggest economy in the world, SA government actually lashed out and blamed their press for not giving them advance warning but was busy focusing on the negative stories in nigeria.

Sounds so funny but true.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by lezz(m): 11:06pm On Jun 27, 2015
ddami:
. JESUS is this a rat, *drops dead *
D big ones in naija are still infants beside these ones...
Those a big Zulu rats the ones dictatorzar wants us to believe didn't exist. But two babies have been devoured already.

Sometimes I wonder, these primitive Zulus like dictatorzar with ancient spear wielding skills can be a real hero defending those helpless babies with his ancestral spears and Savage costume.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by lezz(m):
ddami:
Oh My my .... z dis how u guyz think in ur country damn.. You just confused, convinced and complicated ur brain right now... I wrote 'Your Igbo bastards' 'cos dats what U typed 2 make me start insulting u,, go back 2 ur earlier post when I started quoting u, don't thank me....besides There z no way u will have Igbo genes in u 'cos u are 2 SLOW 4 dat with ur PAP-FILLED Brain.... Nigga even a Dog will look down on u. You should REBOOT ur brain b4 quoting me wit something thicker Dan PAP...
Are u gay what's ur buz with @ lezz pls keep ur AIDS 2 urself..
That's an e-knock out!!! The Zulu has been hysterical since morning with illogical ranting and saliva drooling out of his primitive facial expression.

The problem with dictatorzar is going to school a little too late. The after effect of apartheid never left Zulus.

Having a Nigerian exchange ideas or argument with zulus is the greatest feeling of validation , civilization and a sense of belonging any Zulu can ever get.

When botha was asking every male Zulu to jump so high, words got around in Soweto, Zulu Natal and KwaZulu that Nigerians have been running the show since 1957.

Since then every Zulu wants to be like Nigeria. It is still the same today.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by lezz(m): 10:31pm On Jun 27, 2015
jln115:
Dude I'm not a Zulu not because I think they are sub human, the reason I'm saying I'm not a Zulu is because I'm not a Zulu, I'm an Afrikaner its as simple as that.

Secondly our per capita income is 3x that of Nigeria, our GDP PPP per capita stands at $8000 while yours is only at $2600, we have a much higher foreign reserves, a higher trade surplus, better credit rating, better living standards, higher minimum wage ect ect.

Our economy is also more sophisticated, we have the 17th largest stock exchange in the world, we also rank much higher on the "ease of doing business" scale, we have a much more stable economic outlook than Nigeria, we also have double the FDI than Nigeria.

The fact is Nigeria has the bigger economy, while we have the better economy.
if the world care so much about the per capita income, the US won't be the economic super power of the world intact. In reality, per capital income is for tiny little countries.

Germany, France and UK has the biggest GDP in Europe- they rule Europe - with Germany boosting the highest GDP. But is German or UK per capita the highest in Europe.

Only a Zulu will be this tactless, refusing to own up. Stupid Zulu.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by lezz(m): 10:15pm On Jun 27, 2015
DictatorZAR:
The fraudulant b@itch @ss on his heels again.

Those rats are cane rats you've posted and are found in your swamp areas and cassava plantations

We all know if you google nigerian rats those exact same pics pop up. West africans are renowned for there rat eating, even in London your Igbo b@astards try and sell your national delicacy.

You call Khayelitsha the biggest slum yet it has been transformed into a formal township over the years and can now boast with malls hospitals brt busses and commuter railways something that 100% of nigerians in all there cities has never seen in there lives, and I'm not even talking about a light bulb.

Now go feast on some rat stew and go defecate on Abuja roads like the rest of you, from the worlds open sh@iiting hole capital.
Lol, you're so lacking in grace my friend. Those rats are from the scene in khayelitsha that ate two babies alive. grin

"If you Google Nigerian rat...." Was that what you typed in the Google search field to get back at me? grin grin

Khayelitsha is the second largest slum in Africa, do you want source? It is the makoko of Africa
Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by lezz(m): 9:57pm On Jun 27, 2015
jln115:
What don't you understand re,tard? We have more soldiers in the DRC and Sudan than Nigeria, thus the chances of being accused of sexual harassment is higher, Nigerian soldiers only had 2 less incidents reported than South African soldiers, yet you have much less soldiers in the DRC and Sudan.
stop making inference. Does the source say so? Or are you lamely trying to justify Zulu soldiers' rape?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by lezz(m): 9:51pm On Jun 27, 2015
jln115:
If you had any idea what GDP actually means, you would understand why Nigeria SHOULD have a larger economy. The fact that Nigeria took so long to over take South Africa was fvcking shocking, I personally thought with a population more than 3x that of South Africa you would've overtaken us by 2004-05.

If we had the same population as Nigeria we would have an economy 4x that of what Nigeria currently has.

And NO! Your economy is not diverse, if it was you wouldn't be in a sh1t hole right now with no money.

Oh and BTW the US is still in the top 10 with regards to GDP per capita.

And keep saying I'm Zulu: Mr Einstein once said insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
I love the calm yet resolute way you deny being a Zulu. To me , that's an implicit Admission that Zulu is subzero in the human intelligence index grin


Now let's get down to business, shall we? OK, in all fairness- which worked in SA's favour- Nigeria never recalculated her GDP since 1990!!!

That was the single factor that made SA to hold the TEMPORARY biggest economy. We have been your masters from design to the very present. This reality is ordained by mysteries that shape humans and nations grin

So in April 2014 Nigeria said to her world renowned, World bank economist, DR. Okonji, let us rebase our economy to reflect reality, to portray the actual economic activity on ground.


So Nigeria's GDP which was around $256 and south Africa's around $365 smoked and rendered SA's economy redundant in a distant 2nd. Nigeria's economy burst into $594 billion dollars, putting the entire Africa on the world map. Mind you, the announced figures was just the formal sector. If we were to include the informal sector like SA, Nigeria is well into the $1 trillion dollars.



grin now, Zulu Nigeria's has a bigger GDP and PPP (purchasing power parity) than south Africa. That's for giant and big , powerful countries. That's one of the reasons the ISS says your shine has come to an end.

Let me end this by saying that our population is the first gift by God to make south Africa redundant forever. The first gift of any country is large population eg The US

China
Japan
Brazil
Indonesia
Russia
India
Nigeria
Etc

Go and drink pap.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by lezz(m): 9:21pm On Jun 27, 2015
AugustineAgain:
Nice to know. Be focused, education is good. BTWN, I for text u baby girl but lezz go commot my front teeth with hammer grin grin
[ grin grin grin na lie o, paddi me.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by lezz(m): 7:09pm On Jun 27, 2015
[quote autit=jln115 post=35201779]Firstly its called per capita! Not per capital and just because one dum Nigerian says its hogwash doesn't change the fact that we are better than you.
cspitandly dude! What don't you understand about the most diverse and sophisticated economy in Africa?

What it means is, unlike Nigeria, when the economy is struggling there are structures in place to lower the negative impact a struggling economy might have, our growth rate is also expected to reach 5% again in 2018.

The only person who should be worries is you, your country is bankrupt at the moment and if the oil prices don't raise ALOT you guys are fvcked! This is what happens to economies which rely on a limited number of income streams.[/quote]you mean SA is do diversified and you're way behind the rest of the continent in growth?

You mean you're so sophisticated with multiple sources of income and you have been stagnant for years? and still number 2 on the continent?

Zulu boy, it's either you're a grade A daft or a manifesting typical Zulu hypocrisy. Do you want sources of Pretoria worried and jittery how we have smoked you out of the top spot?

Per capita income your Zulu ass, let me you, is the US having the highest figure of per capita income in the world?

You are a buffoonery is Zulu class with your late education. When the largest economies are called, countries with per capita are left behind
What's making China a threat economically, it's her GDP and PPP which is so high as that of Nigeria trumps that of SA.


Oil has been down for over a year and we're still out growing you. Because the Nigerian economy is way more diversified than Zulus will care to admit.

And that's why our economic superiority over you was like a lightening bolt in the heart of south Africans , both her citizens and government as soon as the press announced the perennial king of Africa
Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by lezz(m): 6:38pm On Jun 27, 2015
jln115:
Over 2000 soldiers and over period of 6 years and only 9 incidents, Nigeria was 3rd on the list with 7 incidents over the same period, and you have less soldiers on peace keeping duty than us, thus precentige wise Nigerian soldiers are worse than SANDF ones.
grin your soldiers are not only jittery cowards who pied in their uniforms when surrounded by 500 Sudanese soldiers against 800, they have also exported the Savage, uncontrollable bestial lust in battle.

What do you mean you had more soldiers on ground, you leprous imp, did you infer that from the source?

The source says you're the highest sexusl offenders in Africa and you're here drawing up percentage ......typical Zulu mentality.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by lezz(m): 6:29pm On Jun 27, 2015
DictatorZAR:
I'm not on your level little boy go ask @morpheus how he got destroyed trying the same amateur stunt.

http://www.angelfalese.com/2012/09/nigerians-caught-selling-rat-meat-in.html?m=1

Now read how rats are eating babies in your country.
http://www.newyorkdailysun.com/cornering-the-nigerian-rat/
Those are from the scene directly. I spared you the horrors of posting the corpse of the victims in Jo Burg and Capetown. A 3yr old and another infant who were all eaten alive whole.

Also is the endless slum of khayelitsha, near Capetown where these monster , huge rats take on human babies.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by lezz(m): 8:59am On Jun 27, 2015
DictatorZAR:
I'm not on your level little boy go ask @morpheus how he got destroyed trying the same amateur stunt.

http://www.angelfalese.com/2012/09/nigerians-caught-selling-rat-meat-in.html?m=1

Now read how rats are eating babies in your country.
http://www.newyorkdailysun.com/cornering-the-nigerian-rat/
Is this what you've got? Lesser fever rats? grin you are so dumb. Zulus have never fought and won any battle and you're keeping with that tradition, you swamp lemming. All your weak link gave was the speculation ofone indindividual who wasn't even a victim when we talk about South African rats we're talking about 3 foot long rat who consume babies whole in Soweto and khayelitsha for lunch.

Let me give you real situation picture right from the scene grin....
Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by lezz(m): 11:24pm On Jun 26, 2015
[s]
patches689:
look at the numbers

9 out of what... 250 cases for the UN?

Clown
[/s] oh yes, SANDF was highest in Africa. Read slowly then get mad at the source ,not me grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by lezz(m): 11:20pm On Jun 26, 2015
jln115:
He was being sarcastic re,tard.
Truth hurts and makes you bitter.

The TRUTH IS THE TRUTH whether nobody believes it, same way a LIE IS A LIE even if EVERYONE believes it.

Resolved: Gripen can be out maneuvered by its rivals
Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by lezz(m): 11:05pm On Jun 26, 2015
jln115:
No.. You mean an economy which even though is temporarily struggling, still has a much better credit rating than the Nigerian economy!

And also an economy which has a higher GDP per capita, higher foreign reserves, and bigger treasury.
The SANDF is the highest sexual offenders in Africa:http://m.news24.com/news24/SouthAfrica/News/SA-troops-amongst-worst-sexual-offenders-UN-report-20150624
Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by lezz(m): 10:35pm On Jun 26, 2015
DictatorZAR:
The monkey escaped!!! Again??

Currently on his way to makoko restaurant for national Igbo delicacy roasted toenails, while weeping because of SA visa denial.
grin grin grin DictatorZAR the worthless Zulu who has as much value as a thoroughly sucked out orange grin grin grin.

Talking about Makoko, there is the makoko of Nigeria and the makoko of Africa which is Khayelitsha of South Africa grin where humans and giant rats merge in the most primitive cohabitation known to modern humans.

Instead of trying to regain your lost self value on NL you should invest that time to volunteer as a spear wielding Zulu in guarding the children of khayelitsha and Soweto from those big rats grin

Now off you go.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by lezz(m): 10:25pm On Jun 26, 2015
jln115:
No.. You mean an economy which even though is temporarily struggling, still has a much better credit rating than the Nigerian economy!

And also an economy which has a higher GDP per capita, higher foreign reserves, and bigger treasury.
is it just me or are you a little bitter? Your credit ratings and per capital is all hug wash. You are number 2 on the continent and won't even be staying there long. Ethiopia and others will soon be breathing down your primitive necks at the current rate they are growing.

Your economy is at a stagnation at its zenith. South Africa has nothing new to unleash anymore. The magical Anglo-dutch who did the magic by making sure Zulus are kept a level one step higher than domestic animals are gone.

All we see now are strikes, labour unrest, corruption, crime and economic stagnation. Zulu didn't finish learning before being thrusted with the burden of modern rulership. grin grin that's why the ISS reports says S.A ain't flying anywhere .

Nigeria bleeped you economically without even scratching the surface of its economic and manpower potential. In the next 10years Nigeria would have rendered you completely redundant in African affairs. Every Zulu should be worried, but of course stupidity saves a man from anxiety and Zulus have got an abundance of the stupidity gene.

Now say welcome to me from my long ban. grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by lezz(m): 10:10pm On Jun 26, 2015
ddami:
@lezz whats up,, u have been invincible on NL .... did anyone ban u..
just give me d moniker I definitely know how 2 do justice 2 dem.....

Wow so dis thread z still on ... Na Wa ooo
lolz, just got out of the bars. Them MODs swam at me. Not one but three of them , and all males after I disarmed the female MODs they got initially. Each ban is a medal to me.

Everyone's a troll, I'm just the only guy who enjoys being one. Even the Zulus miss me when I was gone grin

But I'm back. Let me start scheming for my next ban.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by lezz(m): 9:57pm On Jun 26, 2015
mzilakazi:
Bwahaha… Mr Botha's apartheid regime did not give everyone electricity only 20% of black middle class received power. ANC gives power to all and that's why there's a load shedding because demand noe overshadows the supply.
20% of black middle class? Zulus are 15% in the middle class in 2015. In Botha's regime the middle class of Zulus were butlers, garners and pig rearers. grin
Anyways there's still load shedding today with massive public and government infrastructural decay. Say thanks to Zulu.
Family › Re: 10 Behaviors Of An Extreme Nairaland Feminist by lezz(m): 7:22pm On Jun 23, 2015
icedbeatz:
may you live a very long healthy, beautiful life and may you enjoy every bit of it and may none of these delusional bitcches that are living in denial never ever come across our ways. pitiable pathetic bitcches.
AMEN ! My brother.
Family › Re: 10 Behaviors Of An Extreme Nairaland Feminist by lezz(m): 7:12pm On Jun 23, 2015
TheSonOfMark:

Good. Now stay away. Go discuss the latest body creams and weavons with your friends!smiley
grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by lezz(m): 6:35pm On Jun 23, 2015
jln115:
You mean the economy that is much more sophisticated and advanced than any other country in Africa.
no, I mean the economy that has been displaced to number 2 with a near stagnant growth - thanks to 0 Zulu imput grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by lezz(m): 5:54pm On Jun 23, 2015
DictatorZAR:
I guess Zulu grade remains higher than Igbo sh@iiting on your brain grade
Zulu grade IQ is restricted to bestial sensual pleasures and docility grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by lezz(m): 5:50pm On Jun 23, 2015
jln115:
And by Zulu grade you mean 130+.
grin we are talking about the IQ grade that couldn't manage their economy, leaving for 5% white settlers to own.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by lezz(m): 5:04pm On Jun 23, 2015
jln115:
T
urning into Chicago? We are spending more on infrastructure than any other country in Africa, we
and after 24 years of infrastructural development in Soweto giant rats still eat human babies for breakfast.
are ranked 32 in the world regarding infrastructure, which is higher than any of the other BRICS nations
south Africa is the briquette in BRIC grin BTW.

And calling me a Zulu the whole time isn't going to change the fact that I'm a white Afrikaner!!
your IQ is Zulu grade.
Family › Re: 10 Behaviors Of An Extreme Nairaland Feminist by lezz(m): 4:54pm On Jun 23, 2015
TheSonOfMark:

So, you've admitted YOU NEED A MAN TO FILL YOUR VOID? Good!
I knew beneath that Miley Cyrus (DERANGED) persona of yours we could still make a JORDAN SPARKS (relatively normal) of you...if we force senses into you (REHABILITATION).grin

We hereby declare you sane. Please don't relapse. cheesy

MrsChima, take a cue from Cococandy. Are you going to remain ìnsane forever?undecided

We can help you.grin
grin nasty e-cut
Family › Re: 10 Behaviors Of An Extreme Nairaland Feminist by lezz(m): 4:16pm On Jun 23, 2015
SisterCaro:
1.Really explain the dozens of women killed by Nigerian men for ritual purposes?
This is a general social malady and women aren'tIndia, only victims here. Ritualists aren't that gender specific neither is there a monopoly of male ritualists.
2.The millions of foreign women married by Nigerian men for papers.
it is now business for all: women get into this marriage schemes and get paid. Women in their millions are marrying old men for their money
3.
The thousands of women scammed by Nigerian men. Romance scams and false misrepresentation cases
Are you skipping out women who entrap men into marriage with false pregnancy, artificial virginity?.
4. The RNs in the USA killed by their Nigerian husbands just to collect their life insurance policy?
you mean the disloyal, back stabbing biitches and village nags their husbands were loving enough to bring them forth into the US with their hard earned money only for the dumb, greedy, shallow memory tarts to play the feminist card? shocked
5. The number of wives abused and neglected by their Nigerian husbands on NL alone is alarming.
NL has had its fair share of deceitful and disrespectful wives who left their homes, kids and husbands to pursue career and other private interests.

This is what they taught you? You definition of respect and adoration is clearly redundant. Lets talk about whats really happening in society not fairy-tales.

O
r better yet explain why Nigeria was taken of the US Lottery Competition? Do come back and tell me it wasnt because of the fraduluent behaviour of Nigerian men.
Irrelevant. Writer an email to the US consulate in Lagos.
please dont bring God into this because he already said that everyone is equal in his eyes.
then tell me why God created the male first and from the dust but created the female from the man when the first process would have saved more time and effort?
b
efore you school me please note that femininity and feminism are 2 different things with different meanings.
Chimamanda is feminine and she is still a feminist.
ask Chimamanda to tell you of her Scandinavian feminist experience before she became what you call a rependant feminine feminist grin

thank you for this. End of discussion.

i dont know which century you are living in but some of us are in 2015. There are female wrestlers, female constrution workers, female doctors, female engineers, female everything. You still want to talk about taking tougher responsibilities.

Mind you child-labour pain is at intense and breaking 5 bones in the body at the same time. How many man do you know that are willing to go through such intense pain over and over again?


really and when her husband dies or becomes disabled, holy ghost will come down pay the bills and take care of the children?

Why do you think with the African mentality of most black African men, is the reason why Africa is still behind in terms of economy development?
You fail to focus on whats most important and you put so much significance in trivial things.
Do not dabble into the sphere of life you have no comprehension: African men are the cradle if civilisation and science. And this circle of civilization has spined around to the Persians, Arabs and finally the west. The Orientals China, Korea and japan are on the brink of creating another civilization.

Your west actually didn't add much into the foundation architecture of science except data computing. And their legacy is Fastly being corroded by FEMINISM.

The west are loosing out to india, china etc in innovation and R&grin. Wanna know why?
Family › Re: 10 Behaviors Of An Extreme Nairaland Feminist by lezz(m): 2:00pm On Jun 23, 2015
koyyes:
You this dumb lezzbian fool. Even with the shallow education you've got you can't ever make meaningful comments on NL except on threads dealing with women and you claim you care less about feminists. You must be a pained escapee deluded f@ggot from yaba left. Ewu.
grin grin grin I am thankful for fools like you: your fury are implicit admission that my e-bullets are hitting the mark. grin grin

Feminists are the societal boko haram who have no purpose in life than to waste theirs and that of humanity.

They are a waste of humanity , a distorted bag of hormonal mixup.

And you.... Your whole life is just a whirling confusion in the endless quest to come to grasp the answer to the question: WHO REALLY AM I?

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