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Politics › Re: Senate Cuts Down President’s Control Of Nigeria Police Force by lezz(m): 10:44am On Dec 13, 2016
Yossarian:
This is a very common misapprehension. There is very little wrong with the Constitution; there is everything wrong with the people in government. I challenge you to present a clause in our Constitution that an honest man cannot put to good use.

Indeed the Nigerian situation is due entirely to the lawlessness of leaders, in that they think and conduct themselves as if they're above all our laws, including the Constitution.

It is only recently, since 2003 or so, that laws were made for no other purpose than the gratification of the political class. Most, if not all, of our laws made before then had sound practical applications, especially as those laws were borrowed wholesale from the countries of this world that take laws seriously.

Nigeria is a victim of its leaders, not its laws.
This well-worn catchphrase which says "power corrupts and absolute powers corrupt absolutely" is a truism in the Nigerian context.

First off, the 1999 constitution is not a federal constitution. And it grants too much powers to the President. It isn't a matter of honesty. It's a matter of practicability.

The 1999 constitution has given State commissioners of police more powers than an Elected governor so long as he has the President's blessings.

You call that a good constitution?
Politics › Re: Senate Cuts Down President’s Control Of Nigeria Police Force by lezz(m): 10:26am On Dec 13, 2016
BurningBlade:
That's because Nigeria is foolishly run by foolish, daft and mentally inerd people.

The twisting confusion in the constitution that is as contradictory as the literary device contradiction is nothing more than the blatant show of shame by the foolish people who drafted the constitution.
The 1999 constitution is just the same as the inherited military Decrees. They just called it a constitution by 1999 and added some pronouncement here and some governing structure there.

Obasanjo saw it, GEJ saw it, Buhari sees it but none of them have the will and political forthrightness to remedy it. And yet we have ignoramuses and sycophants in Nairaland screaming GEJ and Buhari.

I wonder if these blind socio-political plonkers know that the only successful President Nigeria will ever have is the one who can solve Fuel and/or Electricity wahala first.

Then we may begin to have what can be called a country.
Politics › Re: Senate Cuts Down President’s Control Of Nigeria Police Force by lezz(m): 10:03am On Dec 13, 2016
CFCman:
My brother, the constitution is one of the most contradictory of any country in the world; and that's not the only contradictory provision.
Section 4 of the same 1999 constitution virtually grants the presidency law-making powers! How absurd is that.
It's a perfect depiction of our confused psyche and political subterfuge.

We as a people haven't shredded our military cloaks and at the same time we are draped in civilian costumes.

A federal republic we say, yet have a unitary police system which functions like the president's puppet.

Same constitution that pronounces state governors as Chief security officers of their respective states yet a commissioner of police can lawfully and constitutionally disobey the lawful command of a state governor.

The State commissioners of police are therefore the President's de facto governors
Nigeria is uniquely weird.
Politics › Re: Senate Cuts Down President’s Control Of Nigeria Police Force by lezz(m): 9:40am On Dec 13, 2016
CFCman:
The Bill also seeks to nullify the provision in section 215(5) which had prevented any court from entertaining cases arising from such orders issued by the President to the police.
Nigeria has been in a legalised dictatorship by this single provision.
Politics › Re: "SARS Officials Shoot Man Dead In Bodo City & Hijack Ballot Boxes" (Graphic Pics by lezz(m):
This, among many other reasons, is why Buhari wants internet subscription to be beyond the reach of ordinary Nigerians so he can hide hideous crimes.
Romance › Re: Bridal Shower...yes? by lezz(m): 5:34pm On Dec 10, 2016
sisisioge:
shocked shocked see excuse! The event doesn't have to include getting laid!
Not necessarily, but it may well be the crown of the night. By convention it is a night of last fücking. I could have a 3some and be done with it before venturing into the narrow path of marriage.
Romance › Re: Bridal Shower...yes? by lezz(m): 2:32pm On Dec 10, 2016
Ishilove:
What's the essence of Bach's eve? Since when did Bach eve stop men who are bent on philandering? smiley
For some who are determined to lead a faithful marital path, the last fück is a good way to say goodbye to all the püssies that'll missed. grin
Romance › Re: Bridal Shower...yes? by lezz(m): 11:25am On Dec 10, 2016
Ishilove:
Sisoge, I'm a bluenose o jare, though not too blue. I belong to the class of people who like doing things low key. Wedding is a day while marriage is a lifetime, but nowadays people tend to forget.

When it's my turn I won't do all the feferity of pre-wedding photoshoots, bridal showers and all that. I have never attended a bridal or baby shower because I don't believe in such. What's the point of all that and it crashes in less than a year?

"Just do the ceremony on the D-day and get on with life", is my motto. I'm not even having a church wedding sef. Just just low key customary and court, daz all! cheesy

Thankfully HungerBad is a low key person too so that's a done deal grin

Many times we get carried away by the showmanship and razzmatazz, forgetting that the main thing itself is what matters most.
Lucky dude cheesy

I have always opined church wedding is a wasted exercise for the spiritually enshadowed.

Nice views you have. But bachelor's night should be observed.
Phones › Re: Galaxy S8 Is Not Going To Feature A 3.5mm Headphone Jack by lezz(m): 12:06am On Dec 09, 2016
somehowpenis:
never again. I actually thought he was a worthy original tech person I normally argue with, only to be disappointed by him today.. he taking his time to steal just to score a point, shows much about the type of people we have online these days...


Bossmd our Samsung friend disappointed today..
Loolz, I didn't know you have had previous encounters with the plonker. Dude was contradicting himself and taking too much time to respond so I checked him out and discovered all his posts are outsourced and posted as original.

The dude is a clever plagiarist.
Romance › Re: .. by lezz(m): 12:00am On Dec 09, 2016
KINGOFJAPAN:
Your sexual preference aside, you just can’t deny the maximum level of cuteness of same sex couples, and if Nigerians weren't hypocrites they'll see it too.
Really? There's nothing as disgusting and loathsome than a faggøt.

No hypocrisy, those guys need help not promotion.
Phones › Re: Galaxy S8 Is Not Going To Feature A 3.5mm Headphone Jack by lezz(m): 11:50pm On Dec 08, 2016
somehowpenis:
Jesus shocked shocked.. his _stupidity is stalling your data speed? grin grin.. dead
Bro, the guy is a plagiarist with Zero shame.

This guy is the kind of thief who feels entitled and justified in stealing.

To think he even has the effrontery to show his face after he has been disgraced and exposed just gets to show the kind of upbringing he had.
Romance › Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2016! [fill&tag] by lezz(m): 11:43pm On Dec 08, 2016
My evasive blooming rose. you have been hidden awhile but your scent lingers still. can't wait to breathe you in. wink
charijee:
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Those you follow and wish follows you back[color=deeppink]They all follow me [/color]

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How many PMs do you get on average in a day.[color=deeppink]Jamb kweshion cheesy[/color]

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Which Romancelander is fake.[color=deeppink]The fakees know themselves cheesy[/color]

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why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her)[color=deeppink]His personality grin[/color]

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Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex)

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My hand cry cry
Phones › Re: Galaxy S8 Is Not Going To Feature A 3.5mm Headphone Jack by lezz(m): 8:53pm On Dec 08, 2016
postmann:
Ok. But please next time show deep respect for divinity.
I know that's what you'll come it when I didn't get the 2nd like. grin
Phones › Re: Galaxy S8 Is Not Going To Feature A 3.5mm Headphone Jack by lezz(m): 8:22pm On Dec 08, 2016
JoeBlocks:
You know, the effects of massive paranoia schizophrenia can make a person believe he's talking to multiple persons, when in fact, he's talking to one.
postmann:
grin grin grin
Right now, he's seeing us as the holy trinity split up. grin grin grin

The Samsung monomaniacal waste-pipe will learn to tread with caution next time he finds himself in front page threads.

Someone deep inside NL may just be lurking waiting to disbowel any ignorant fuckface who has the unbridled idiocy to hawk his foolishness and nescience in a celebratory manner.
Phones › Re: Galaxy S8 Is Not Going To Feature A 3.5mm Headphone Jack by lezz(m): 8:07pm On Dec 08, 2016
JoeBlocks:
You can say that again. grin
Enough beatings has caused him blurred vision and impaired reasoning ability.

He says we're one person. The dopey is even a nooby in Nairaland or a brainless millipede. grin
Phones › Re: Galaxy S8 Is Not Going To Feature A 3.5mm Headphone Jack by lezz(m): 8:03pm On Dec 08, 2016
postmann:
Sometimes it serves the arrogant well.
Arrogant? He's an emboldened lunatic dancing naked and has the warped perception to think he's clothed.
Phones › Re: Galaxy S8 Is Not Going To Feature A 3.5mm Headphone Jack by lezz(m): 7:49pm On Dec 08, 2016
postmann:
It was a total waste of time.
Waste of effort, time and mental effort.

But I enjoyed the exposé and shellacking grin
Phones › Re: Galaxy S8 Is Not Going To Feature A 3.5mm Headphone Jack by lezz(m): 7:39pm On Dec 08, 2016
postmann:

Actually, this is the first question you'd be asking me - one which I'm not motivated to answer. Your little knowledge about phone is crowded by sentiment, false ego and arrogance. These negatives don't constitute a healthy ggroundfor any intellectual take off.

Watching your arguments and debates with your earlier persecutors, i noticed you kept shifting the goal post and kept twisting facts.

Bye.
The guy's a waste on cyberspace. You have eviscerated him brutally enough.
Phones › Re: Galaxy S8 Is Not Going To Feature A 3.5mm Headphone Jack by lezz(m): 7:36pm On Dec 08, 2016
greenhulk:
Because nobody gave a damn when Motorolla removed the headphone jack in the Moto Z, but the whole world knew and moaned when Apple removed the headphone jack in the Iphone 7 and 7 plus. It is almost certain that Samsung will remove the headphone in the galaxy s8, though it is still rumours but relable sources are reporting it. If Samsung go ahead and do it, then it will be a BIG SHAME on them because I could remember them dissing Apple at the failed Galaxy note 7 lanuch event when they poked at Apple that the Note 7 had headphone jack, that was even before Apple released the iphone 7.
Thanks, bro Greenhulk, long time. Don't banter with that numbskull, he is a google-beclouded ignoramus who doesn't know the first thing about phones.

He's Apple-afflicted and a serial plagiarist. Believe me, everything he wrote is copied from Google without understanding.

He's been caught out and disgraced by me.

He isn't worth your fingers' chirping.
Nairaland General › Re: Some Cruel Things Women Do To Their Fellow Women. by lezz(m): 5:36pm On Dec 08, 2016
Tallesty1:
These are just few of the many evils things they do and believe they're enough to prove that Naija Men don't deserve love from women.

gringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringrin
I see this as a satire brutally dissing Nigerian women actually for not looking out for themselves.
Phones › Re: Galaxy S8 Is Not Going To Feature A 3.5mm Headphone Jack by lezz(m): 2:52pm On Dec 08, 2016
JoeBlocks:
Thanks. I appreciate.
Dude just keeps soliloquising, trying to validate himself grin grin grin

The stench of exposure most be unbearable for the e-thief and shameless plonker.

This is how madness begins. grin
Phones › Re: Galaxy S8 Is Not Going To Feature A 3.5mm Headphone Jack by lezz(m): 2:09pm On Dec 08, 2016
The exorcised wizard is still manifesting grin
Phones › Re: Galaxy S8 Is Not Going To Feature A 3.5mm Headphone Jack by lezz(m): 2:02pm On Dec 08, 2016
postmann:
Lezz, joeblocks, a simple psychotherapeutic analysis would help you know in advance who is a faggy fanboy and who's not.

Who's making pretence at mobile phone knowledge and who the real deal. Not everyone you engage especially in an online forums where fools talk with empty passion and false knowledge.

Is there anyone one who doesn't know Samsung is a copycat? When did these kids start owning mobile phones?

HTC, Sony, LG and co has long left the physical home key button and replaced it with a virtual one. Only Samsung being a major OEM in the android bandwagon retained it just to look like Apple.

While rivals copy each other, there's quite something shameless about Asians when they copy others. They do it blatantly with regard for self-respect or shame.

Of course the Note series has been one step back from the galaxy flagship series since several years of its inception. But when Apple ventured into the phablet stage, which is a stage the Note reign supreme only rivaled by some LG phablets, samsung saw need to jump the digits from Note 6 to Note 7 to place the Note 7 as a direct competitor against the iphone7 plus.

Apple is by no means free from copying and patent infringement. Like Samsung who are still considered newbies in mobile technology, they pay heavy patent fees to the likes of Ericsson, Nokia, Motorola who ones nearly 90% of GSM, 2g, 3g and 4g technology.


It will take a lot of space to highlight year to year of samsung copying attitude from the Symbian days till now.
Of course the fool and scatterbrained muttonhead can't tell the difference.

Google-shadowing zombie trying to point his father where their ancestral piece of land is situated.

If you could see the phone he's using, it would be a Tecno or infinix
Phones › Re: Galaxy S8 Is Not Going To Feature A 3.5mm Headphone Jack by lezz(m): 1:50pm On Dec 08, 2016
JoeBlocks:
You have a life, a life of what? Full blown buffoonery and theft?

Come on dude, the only life you have is that of a wannabe tech expert you still can't afford to pay his fees to even attend Lagos City Computer College.

Like I said, you're a thief and you're been caught an disgraced. Hide your head and decide whether to slit your wrist.
Loooooooolz!!! Epic!!
Phones › Re: Galaxy S8 Is Not Going To Feature A 3.5mm Headphone Jack by lezz(m): 1:43pm On Dec 08, 2016
postmann:
Stop hallucinating. Joeblocks is different from your initial persecutor.
Everyone who fücks him brutally must be me.

The lad has sever perceptual disturbances and downs syndrome.
Phones › Re: Galaxy S8 Is Not Going To Feature A 3.5mm Headphone Jack by lezz(m): 1:42pm On Dec 08, 2016
BurningBlade:
Actually, he was given a one year ban off the rap section.
1 year!!! That's a record! grin
Phones › Re: Galaxy S8 Is Not Going To Feature A 3.5mm Headphone Jack by lezz(m): 1:27pm On Dec 08, 2016
JoeBlocks:
Focus on what we're saying, you redundant thief and stop trying to digress like a disgraced PDP politician.

How is my monikers any concern of what we're saying here? And how does 'likes' affect your empty brain case?

Focus once again, else I'll tear you from limb to limb and leave you to the vultures who'll devour your stinking plagiarising oozing corpse.
Damn!! That's harsh grin
Phones › Re: Galaxy S8 Is Not Going To Feature A 3.5mm Headphone Jack by lezz(m): 1:26pm On Dec 08, 2016
JoeBlocks:
Honestly, this place is like the nigerian society, it breeds un intellectual cretins and all manner of lying, thieving sleaze bags who know no shame, not in the least bit.
They think everyone they meet in FP is a rookie or casual Nairalander grin

Latest flagship of Samsung still cary the Sony camera under their hood.
Phones › Re: Galaxy S8 Is Not Going To Feature A 3.5mm Headphone Jack by lezz(m): 1:23pm On Dec 08, 2016
BurningBlade:
The perennial plagiarist is still forcefully trying to shade the log of shame in his myopic eyes.

I'm still waiting for him to own up to his thieving self else i'll take him to the place where thieves collide and dine in their wine of theft and lack of remorse.
They never own up. And he's talking about rappers copying lines. Can you tell that fool one diss thief in Nairaland got 6 months ban for copying lines (biting) in rap section? LWKMD!
Phones › Re: Galaxy S8 Is Not Going To Feature A 3.5mm Headphone Jack by lezz(m):
JoeBlocks:
Stop sounding like an intelligent oaf, will you? Who's talking about smart phones here, mister?

You took an idea that clearly doesn't belong to you, one that speaks volume with intelligence way better than yours, and you used it without giving reference to the idea of the thought!

Now that's where you faulted, in your attempt to diss Lez.z, you broke and stole a diss. That's the bone of contention, not the lousy loathsome ideas you spewed about smartphones.
He defaulted everywhere, bro. Dude claims Samsung manufactures everything in their phones except the OS. I told him my Note4's camera is made by Sony and its chipset by America.

And the dude ran to Google to tell me there are some Note4 that uses Samsung's homegrown Exyno chipset.

Now how does that negate the fact that an American and Japanese company still produce the camera and chips?

If he weren't raping and robbing from Google, he won't have tried to argue that .....then when I text-jousted him, he ran again to copy disses from Kay like he copied GSM phrases from Google.

Man, I done tire for Nairaland.

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