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Romance › Re: Photos: My Top 5 Celebrities Crush! by Lezzlie(m): 12:50am On Jun 13, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#8ab2e2]°It's not for me to prove his innocence but for you to prove him guilty. [/color]
Same way I could ask you to prove his innocence!

Circumstantial evidence (which is the best one can get online) has been established in threads past where he could not defend his innocence beyond reproach.

Give it a rest now.
I seek other distractions.
Romance › Re: Photos: My Top 5 Celebrities Crush! by Lezzlie(m): 12:39am On Jun 13, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#ffd801]°I'm nit here for yer entertainment.

Not making him anything.
He's just a bystander who keeps get caught in ya'lls crossfires from this yer petty war. [/color]
So much faith. Can you vouch for him with your own interigity?

Any one can assume any personality with a new moniker.
And a new moniker is just an email away.

Except you're he, you shouldn't really speak with such certainty


And what's with this blinding colours you write in?
Romance › Re: Photos: My Top 5 Celebrities Crush! by Lezzlie(m): 12:19am On Jun 13, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#ffd801]°He just doesn't want to fight yer petty war!!!

And how can you not have the answer to why you blindly followhuh? [/color]
I have hidden the answers between the words I type; you just wouldn't see them.

Go make him a hero, you bore me now.
Romance › Re: Photos: My Top 5 Celebrities Crush! by Lezzlie(m):
doveda:
I asked about you from one person ages ago like AGES AGO. And the question wasn't even about you, it was about your moro.nic group.


I can see why you are gainfully employed *pun intended. It really paid offcheesy


I feel sad for you man.sad
Your brain is too flaky to carry out a well thought-out lie, Akike.

Your world is made of lies and your dreams are made of sorrow and tears.

You sought me. You yearned for me for whatever perverted need you crave.

If truth could speak right now, they'll scream "release me" grin grin grin

You're a terrible liar.

Now listen, I have the wherewithal to meet alot of Nairalanders, and met some I have.

Don't underestimate the depth of what I know offline. I just don't bring offline stuffs online.

And that's not what we can say about you, is it?

Your offline flatulence are all on the pages of NL because you're a compulsive, sex-famished, lonely girl approaching 30 without a certificate or a man to herself.

I know somewhere in your wretchedness you want me to scratch your püssy deep in Its vestibule.

Why don't you get a shave first and I'll see if I can insert my fingers with a condøm.

Nonsense!!!
Romance › Re: Photos: My Top 5 Celebrities Crush! by Lezzlie(m):
KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#8ab2e2]°OK.it proceeds you,but why do you blindly follow ithuh?
Why do you follow in the footsteps of your predecessors acussing him with no Solid proofhuh?

Yes,I see that anonymous person started with you.
But you like the game,so I'll leave you to it.
But it makes no since to slander De.cker.

BTW..I noticed that striking out of my words.[/color]
You seek answers to questions I barely understand.

In my world, a silent acquiescence is an implicit admission of guilt. Make sense?
Romance › Re: Photos: My Top 5 Celebrities Crush! by Lezzlie(m): 11:43pm On Jun 12, 2016
doveda:
Get a job!
Get a wife!

You are too old for thisundecided
grin grin grin grin grin Not too old for you to stalk me with multiple monikers? You failed and sought to unravel me offline. Damn!!! Desperation redefine, Doveda.

Now I understand how the brains of you and your plagiarist boyfirend function . Like you , he suffers from degree-depravity. So anyone who has 2 degrees must be old cheesy cheesy grin

Well I didn't do nairaland when I was schooling, I slogged all night behind my books.

It's one of the reason I reel out scathing expletives with spontaneity and immediacy.

Failure-magnet
Romance › Re: Photos: My Top 5 Celebrities Crush! by Lezzlie(m):
doveda:
Do you know why I stopped attacking you? You have two degrees but nothing to show for it. I can't bring myself to attack you. I really pity you, man.

I am not cause of your troubles mister. Go out there and hustle like a man, nairaland cannot make you a man neither would it stop me from seeing your as a pathetic old fo.l.


Go and get a job!!!
You wanted my information so bad you went out of Nairaland to seek it.

Is that how you think of me? Is this how my image loom ever large before your hijab- obscured vision?

But then, you've never met any like me online.

Your dreams are my reality.

The road you sought to travel by I have already trod.

Nairaland can only be the platform we stand as equals.

My breeding is superior to all in your guttersnipe lineage.

As soon as your internet data subscription runs out, you slowly sink into that hijab-wearing, sad, religiously- constrained, socially- ostracised NGO charity case.

You're fated to come as a wrinkling drab to this world.

You'll be the classic example in explaining ugly and unfulfillment to the world.

Progeny of frustration!!! grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Photos: My Top 5 Celebrities Crush! by Lezzlie(m): 11:21pm On Jun 12, 2016
doveda:
Who are calling a nuthead? Dem swear for you?
Lame attempt at deception. Why didn't you insult yourself? You're so lucky this is election time.

I'd have handed you my trademark shellacking! grin

You know I don't give two grains of corn if I get banned!

Let me check if any of my disposable monikers is available.

I have this thirst to soak your pillows tonight grin

Kite out of control!
Romance › Re: Photos: My Top 5 Celebrities Crush! by Lezzlie(m):
doveda:
This unemployed old fo.l again, your mates are out there working their asses but you would rather disturb your juniors on a faceless forumsmiley

“Are you the one doing yourself or is it that they are doing you? "sad

Jobless mofo! Emasculated old fo.l!
Working on a sunday? Doveda, alias, moroundutu, daretodiffer, dare2differ, Akike, Sheilak, Audrey, etal.

At 28 you're still struggling with your first degree when your mates are mothers of 3.

Nairaland's foremost sufferer of multiple personality disorder!!!

Fake lawyer cum law student!!! Bursted stalker!!! grin grin grin cheesy

So you enquired about me online and took it further offline? Just because I exposed you for being a fake lawyer? Common, I was doing you good to retrace your throwaway existence.

You don't want to go to your grave with the lagacy of being a depressed crone with chronic depression and unhinged social deportment, do you?

If nature had a factory, you should be heading back for total overhauling. Product of inferior breeding. grin grin grin

Romance › Re: Photos: My Top 5 Celebrities Crush! by Lezzlie(m):
KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#ffd801]*rolls eyes* whatever.

Let me ask you something, why do fight with themhuh?(up top)
The question is why does someone have to hide behind a new moniker to spat with me?

I seldom provoke anyone here, but I love e-brawls. My fingers type in a frenzy and my adrenaline surges.

I can't back down when a nuisance comes knocking cheesy grin

KingCheezyPuff:
*And why are ya'll always accusing De.cker of being multiple personshuh?
He don't seem the type ta e-war and name call over petty things the way ya'll do.[/color]
You all? That establishment predates my Romanceland membership.

You may seek clearer answers from those who were before me here.
Romance › Re: Photos: My Top 5 Celebrities Crush! by Lezzlie(m): 10:02pm On Jun 12, 2016
EColeJnr:
Damn.. grin
'sup my man.

The bars of incarceration can't hold us down. grin grin grin grin

Somehow, we will still be heard.
Romance › Re: Photos: My Top 5 Celebrities Crush! by Lezzlie(m): 9:53pm On Jun 12, 2016
stealth12:
Yesterday I was Newshe.riff/ Deck.er.

Today I am doved.a, the Islamic nuthead.

Old f00l, you need to get a life.

Darktroll aka Knightngale ,I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

If stupidity was painful, you'd be dead by now.

Run along, cry boy.

Run to TSOM.

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.

How is plagiarist-thief mimz.y doing? smiley

Her name is still off your siggy.

The knight is a sham.

F00ls


[b]I don't know what you came to NL to do, but I came for the fun of it.

You opened a new account to stalk me and make my E-life your religion. What are you?

I am not certain about your old moniker which cowardice and opprobrium won't allow you use to brawl with me.

But I'm certain that I have hurt you deeply and rendered you half the market value of a broken, rotting tomato.

Your progenitors never paid their dues in life that's why you're birthed with carwadice and hate for someone whom you barely know.

Stop making me your true religion, you're nothing more than a thief with a mask on. How do I address you?

How do I tell you , you don't even have a name? Or a soul. Walk on or fall into your waiting grave. No one will care. You're a burning trash of dirt behind a mask.

You're stealth, that a byword for a common souless thief.

But I have genuine pitty for you, the effort of setting up a new email and a fresh Nairaland handle just to get back at me grin grin grin See? You already started your journey defeated.

If hate and anger can manifest in human form, they will come as you!

You're the summation of fury, the byproduct of severe emotional disturbances and cyber maladaptation.

Could you please keep your frustrations to yourself?

Stop following me about with a brand new handle all over the boulevard of Nairaland.

I won't do dirt. Shoo away and learn to curb your inner demons cheesy[/b]
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contenders Will Open Another Moniker Just To Praise Themselves by Lezzlie(m): 9:12pm On Jun 12, 2016
Lsofdk:
[color=teal]my message has been passed, if only you weren't feather-brained you would have taken my advice [/color]
grin cheesy cheesy
Romance › Re: How To Last Longer In Bed And Be A Real Man With Groudnut Oil And Palm Wine. by Lezzlie(m): 8:55pm On Jun 12, 2016
MRNipples:
le.zzlie have u tried this my style?
cheesy grin cheesy grin shocked
Romance › Re: Photos: My Top 5 Celebrities Crush! by Lezzlie(m): 8:52pm On Jun 12, 2016
stealth12:
Here lies the 49 year old nemat0de with the brain of a nitwit
Doveda? What's with the stalking? Is your weekend as boring as the rest of your life?

I shellacked you heavily 2 days ago you had to limp to Google to throw feeble punches grin grin grin grin

And you were exposed as a brain-dead plagiarist-thief grin

Shoo off and go learn to love yourself.

It isn't my fault you were born a reprobate-sadist cool grin
Romance › Re: Photos: My Top 5 Celebrities Crush! by Lezzlie(m): 8:03pm On Jun 12, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#8ab2e2]°L.ezz,I wasn't serious!!
I was just trying ta rile Cork
...and it didn't even work! angry[/color]
Rile cork, with that? It wouldn't work of course.

Nice imagery with 4some by the way.
Romance › Re: Photos: My Top 5 Celebrities Crush! by Lezzlie(m): 7:56pm On Jun 12, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#8ab2e2]°Hmmm.I'll grant you that but i have conditions
1. It must be with males not females
2.I want a 4some with muva Lezzlie and you
3.There must be strawberry syrup
....or no deal!!!! angry[/color]
That's if your püssy will not have gone numb of sensation with pelvic to pelvic slamming. cool
Politics › Re: Wike & Wife Eberechi Kiss At AMAA 2016 (photos) by Lezzlie(m): 7:51pm On Jun 12, 2016
Ishilove:
See smooching. If this is how they are in public, I wonder how they are behind closed doors. grin

Le.zzlie, comman and learn! cheesy cheesy
Public show of love! Full support! cheesy
Romance › Re: A Letter Of Apology To My Fellow Nairalanders...refiner. by Lezzlie(m): 2:33pm On Jun 12, 2016
CaptainEColeJnr:
Do me a favour please ..

Shut the hell up undecided


We don't like cry babies who come out pretending to be remorseful and sweet just to gain cheap sympathy.


Be yourself ... goddamnit
Same thoughts whizzing within me.
Romance › Re: Should A Woman Be Loyal To An Unfaithful Husband? by Lezzlie(m): 11:18am On Jun 12, 2016
joseph1832ng:
Not if he drags your ass here and makes you a submitting and subdued house wife. tongue
Be careful there, watch out for illogical retorts!
Romance › Re: Should A Woman Be Loyal To An Unfaithful Husband? by Lezzlie(m): 11:17am On Jun 12, 2016
Creamish:
True. U don't score a point as a woman if u decide to tow the same infidelity route in d name of vengeance. Keep ur pride and stay clean regardless. Ur kids are truly watching and the woman gets burnt more than the man when exposed.

If u can't stay, leave..but leave wit ur pride intact.
Ah, Creamish, ever so intelligently articulate in proffering wisdom.

Infidelity isn't the sort of game a woman should and could exert the pound for pound brawl with the man.

It's a 100 times more demeaning to a woman. And which child really can stomach the idea that his mother was a cheap cünt-trading crone? angry
Car Talk › Re: Why Do The FRSC Insists On Front Seat Belts Only? by Lezzlie(op): 9:58pm On Jun 11, 2016
thesicilian:
I guess its because the front passenger or driver is more at risk of death or severe injury in the case of an accident. If you're at the back you've got the seats in front of you (which are usually cushioned) to stop you from serious harm, but the front occupants can end up flying out of the vehicle if seat belts are not worn.
Its the same reason many cars have only front airbags.
I have seen a somersaulting Peugeot 504 where a rare passenger was thrown off.

And only older cars have only front earbags too.
Car Talk › Why Do The FRSC Insists On Front Seat Belts Only? by Lezzlie(op): 9:25pm On Jun 11, 2016
Why do Nigerian FRSC insists on driver and front passenger seat belts only when rear seat belts are just as important.

Frontal collusion can send a rear occupant smashing through the windshield and onto the pavement without seat belts.

A somersaulting vehicle can also spill rear occupants out of windows when seatbelts are not fastened.
But the FRSC do not enforce rear seat belt application or usuage.

Is there something substantially different in vehicle regulations about the usages of front and rear seat belts?
Poems For Review › Re: An Ode To The Dark Knight. by Lezzlie(m): 8:21pm On Jun 11, 2016
joseph1832:
He's the man who isn't a man,
Cos he transcend the realms of men.
The hero who lives in a city,
Plagued by all manner of evil.
A city where those who do the crime
Barely have the time, to do the time.
A city cursed with all manner of monsters;
Who barely surpass as humans:

There's the clown who's as crazy as a joker
And a man who was cursed with two face.
A feline feminist with the instincts
Of an alley cat.
And a Raj who was mentally raped by immortality.
The Bane was who poisoned by an Ivy,
And a human penguin for a millionaire,
Then there's the loon who tells bad riddles,
Cos it gives him a nasty giggle.

The darkness inside him awakes
Whenever evil rear its ugly head.
For this darkness is a path he loves to walk,
One that cause him so much pain,
For this pain he made his gain.
That's why he wears his cape and mask,
Hiding his alter ego,
Brandishing all manner of gadgets,
With a Robin, a wing and a female bat
As alleys, as well as soldiers.

Behold, the mission is his mission
For the mission gives him commission
To recompense those who do evil, with their
Own evil - in a way that's poetic justice.
Behold the cape crusader,
The one who is most dangerous among
The league of super humans,
Beware The Batman,
Beware The Dark Knight.
I love this, lolz, I see several themes here falling in a nice conclusion. grin grin grin

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