₦airaland Forum

KingEbukasBlog:
Amokeme is one

Hmn, is she yours? Keep her, if the answer is yes.

iAmCharis:
If I was your friend offline, my girlfriend will be the last person you'll ever see her pictures not to talk of meeting her in person.

Ah, padi mi, I'm loyal nah.

I'll just play the clown for her.

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iAmCharis:
When Ishi starts feeling like 20.

Bro, those blushes are already a trophy to me

Ishilove:
I don't know who is more silver-tongued between you and postmann

Your sweet mouth plenty

I didn't come to sweet-mouth you, babe. I seek to partake in your world of beauty and intelligence interwoven into a beautiful girl called ishilove.

I could sleep with a lady without falling in love, but I can't observe you for so long without wanting you for keeps.

Ishilove:
hmmmmm...

Common, babe, I'm drive-chatting you, I could get smashed by an articulated vehicle without getting to hear you.

Ishilove:
Awww shucks

No shucks, babe. ( don't even know what the hell shucks means)

So can I call you? Even if it's just your voice I got to hear after years of admiring you from the shadows of my screen, I'll depart earth a happy man.

sebod:
Obviously yes!
But, I am sure you know the better option when faced with choosing one.

Lolz, I don't discriminate bro.

They both have their cons and pros. A non-virgin wife is like a tailor made garments, she fits in domestically and socially almost immediately.

A virgin wife needs adaptability and nurturing but has fidelity and certain pleasures going for her.


What's your take?

Ishilove:
That is if PHCN will allow

PHCN or NEPA, my light will shine from your heart and reflect in your eyes.

sebod:
Hehehehehe, that community ehn... but, trust me bro, some still exist (not talking about that community oo) who have decided to keep themselves despite the rate of immorality today.

They had better exist. Options must not be denied which ever way.

byvan03:
If only these Pros are true but they aren't,believe it or not.

Sure they are! Every last one of them holds true for the average virgin girl. Aye.

sebod:
They are still very much around, that I'm very sure of.

There's this yearly festival they do somewhere in central Delta where a virgin girl has to carry the Oracle on her head for the duration of the festival.

Traditionally it is usually a young virgin teen that has always done it. Came last year, in that community, there was no 18 year old virgin when the festival was set to commence.

It was reduced to 16 and there was still no virgin, down to 13 there was none.

A 10 year old had to carry the Oracle for the festival to kick off.

KingEbukasBlog:
Marrying a virgin wife has no cons . A virgin she has to be

But there are no more virgins, bro.

Getting one to marry is like searching for a pin in a valley of hay.

Anas09:
Did I not warn you that lez.z was up for something? Now he is trying to Usurp Postmann's place. Hmmmm.



"And his place, another shall not take".

I don't usurp. I fancy something, I go for it. That's the way I operate. Besides, their love was only reflective in their LCD or Amoled screens.

I came to light ishilove's world in the physical.

Ishilove:
I'm not aloof. I don't know why you keep saying that

Besides you peacock to many females on Nairaland, not just Ishilove

FirstEva, coman see your boyfriend o. E want to toast me

That moniker is in jail, she won't hear your screams until I must have finished with you

Yeah, I do peacock around, one here and one there. But I paused when your beauty knocked me and penetrated my bones and your intelligence loadged it there.

You're uncommonly gracious. It has always been a matter of time; tried as I did, there was no escaping you.

ShaqFu:
So weekend is when you're liable to make mistake right? Well don't make the mistake of impregnating doveeda. LOL.

If she comes within a cubic feet, all the blood in me runs stale.

ShaqFu:
WTF? Who's Joe? Surely you have me confuse with someone else. LOL.

It's weekend, WTF!!! Isn't a little typo or oversight expected?

ShaqFu:
For me, I'll choose experience over naivete, any day, any time. Remember, experience is the best teacher, when you survive that experience.

Experience comes with baggage, naivety comes with a sense of being the first.

Have you considered the pros and cons in their entirety?

Ishilove:
Hmmmm, I'm suspecting someone...he knows himself

I'm not too good with entagled webs of relationships. I'm a nairalander old enough to have seen your DP. And if you weren't so emotionally aloof, you would have noticed my peacocking to you since 2015.

postmann:
Shame on!

I'll take that for a yes!
See you around , bro.

ShaqFu:
I believe know you, as I know, that posterity has always been written by the wielders of western imperialism.

Lolz, Joe!!

attackgat:
How is that? I'm Igbo and I know where Igboland starts and ends

Igboland stretches from the heartland of the east into the South-South of Delta state, Rivers state and a tiny fragment of Edo state.

It will be difficult to fragment a federalism on tribal lines now. Maybe before the civil war would have been more Ideal.

postmann:
You should be civil enough to reciprocate the good gesture of respecting the few women associated with me on this platform, my retirement notwithstanding.

But you always chose to be arrogant and poorly mannered in showing good sense of loyalty.

Let me sleep in peace. I have no wish to be disentombed, thou great troll.

My seductive prowess spurs postmann from the grave of retirement

I have got a great deal of loyalty dose in me. But you're a pansy lover!!! hey bro, no disrespect.

But ishilove makes me break my oath with ease. And truth be told, I have not been able to decipher if it's owing to her intellect and broad knowledge base or the raw beauty of her heavy mould of beasts, full lips and eyes that show me the future curve.

But I'm bent on finding out!

What'd ya say?

attackgat:
Not along religious lines but along tribal affiliation

But there are no true tribal lines in Nigeria.

Ishilove:
Oh okay.

You're finding fresh punnany to vaporise, shey? Your plan no go work

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Looolz, that's my favourite Nollywood actress you put up there...

Fresh punany? Naaaah
I think I will need an Intelectual pusssy for a break. And you're the best bet. It's a tough hurdle. None comes close to you in all my stay in Nairaland.

attackgat:
I don't think Democracy is the problem per se. I think that the system of Government has a lot to do with it. Taking Nigeria for example, we should not be practicing this unitary system. Geo-political zones or regions should be created and they should be they federating units. The faliure of many African countries to practice the right type of democracy and system of Government is the problem

I like the fact that you described our type of government as unitary. Because the federalism we ascribe to it is nothing but a facade.

So you thing a true federalism is the way to go demarcated along religious lines?

Ishilove:
You sound like him so I'm thinking you're him...

Lolz, how can I be postmann. Ok, there's a certain resemblance in our phraseology. But in deportments, we're far apart.

I watched your love play with him and it reminds me of kindergarten hide and seek under the blanket of the moon.

That's not my style. I am lezz. I am more direct.

Ishilove:
Postmann?

You think of him still?

Ishilove:
PM ko, AM ni.

Mr Man spit it here o jare

I wouldn't go public with you in the decimation of your parts I hold dear in trembling reverence.

Ishilove:
What physical endowments?

I wouldn't dare state it here. My prosodic abilities are of the graphic sort.

Get me a PM.

ShaqFu:
Good, then if you're narrowing it down to just Lenin's legacy as regard Russia and Europe, surely you should do the same with Sankara, to say the least.

I admit, Gaddafi's methods were not all that praise worthy, but still the same, the man was a force to be reckoned with. Him calling for a United state of Africa with him as the president is what many African leaders would do in they were in his position. At least in terms of governance and personal impact in Africa and the world, which Nigerian leader come close to him? (Gaddafi) please don't mention Yar'Adua or Jonathan or even OBJ.

A man is a man, despite his idiosyncrasies. Tell me, which African country is at par with 'most Scandinavian countries,' South Africa?

Of course Sankara was a hero, he just didn't live long enough to have a deep rooted legacy to have a far-reaching effect.

Gaddafi goes down as one who had a personal agenda and an political egomaniac!!!

Posterity has never viewed him positively even with western imperialism put side by side.

Let hope for future historians.

Ishilove:
Chairman, Association of Nairaland Chronic Bachelors, go and marry and stop flirting with faceless usernames

And my flirting has only been one of the subtle means I employed to get you to notice me.

But are you faceless? Don't tell me those physical endowment aren't yours.

Ishilove:
A man who is willing to man up to his responsibilities is a responsible person.

Ok, so I'm somewhat responsible, because I always stay in the mess I make. For sure.

Ishilove:
Is this l.ezz, btw? This kind of iranu talk is one of the attributes of the fellow

If you can smell me out in the virtual world so easily, what are you still waiting for? Let's find out why your flame never really died.