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Creamish:
LMAO!! Just seeing this thread. Funny way to put it.

I guess some ppl need to seek permission first before letting one out...

I won't be needing permission

Ishilove:
You silver tongued devil, you... how further?

Okay I get your point, but even at that, ah, e go hard to just open nyash and release choking sulphorous gases into the atmosphere

So when it comes pushing your anal door, you'll be fighting it, holding your breath and tightening your stomach. That's pretence. You could do that with strangers , friends and acquaintances. But with your soulmate, you put your hands in the air, ask him to listen and then the whizzle away

Ishilove:
My dear ehn, I don't think I can ever fart like that. If I don't fart like that where my sibs are, I doubt I can do same with my lover

You're meant to be closer to me than your sibs

After all, I'll travel within you, further than any dare venture.

SAINTSAMURAII:
ROMANCELANDERS and their threads concerning the smelling vaginas of naija ladies has affected my thoughts. joke apart this is dead serious, the thread created by l.ezz/le.zzlie concerning naija ladies so affected me that to have sex with a nigeria girl to me is unthinkable. i have vowed never to have sex with any nigeria lady till i leave the country. i will have sex with a nigeria lady on two conditions. one is that she must be a nigeria celebrity and the other one is that she must come from a very rich, proper home where her health must be her top priority. i have my reasons.

Nairaland's incessant attention-craver!!!

What thread of mine do you gabble about, eh?

Cease niggling about girls and sex. Preoccupy yourself with something useful in life.

You are yet to master a craft, skill or degree.

You don't build a career off of Nairaland.

And do not quote back, I won't be responding further.

.......and stop quoting me, you aren't fun

Ishilove:
You speak as a man. A lot of men are gross and see nothing wrong in farting with reckless abandon. Us ladies are more restrained and genteel

There are various stratum of compatibility and that's the beginning of total unselfconsciousness.

When you find that with one, it's a relationship that transcends the physical.

Ishilove:
No it isn't. It's a part of me so it can't get tiresome.

Anyway that's why we need to marry our friends. When you marry your friend, you operate at a level where certain things are permissible because you understand each other. Farting where people are is a nasty habit but with a lover who understands, he will not take offence and you two can joke about it.

That doesn't mean it should be even contemplated. It is just NASTY

You're getting closer.

True lovers can trump depending on their compatibility level. After all fart is just an emission of gas, no more no less.

It's too natural to be shy about. Come to think of it, there's no toilet for Farting

Ishilove:
That's the thing: I will make conscious effort not to fart in his presence but if I do, I go turn am to joke.

I will tell him ''babe, just relax and take a deep breath''

looolz, isn't that tiresome for someone you'll spend the rest of your life with?

Ishilove:
Nasty. Flatulating where people are present is downright rude and nasty and I don't do that even in the midst of my family members.

When it happens in error, I vigorously deny with a grin on my face. Of course they know I'm the one but we go through the motions of denial

The highest I can do in the presence of a lover is to belch thunderously. The kind of belch that will make the windows rattle and ceilings vibrate.

So you're going to be running of and denying eaxh time you flatulate around your husband?

Lsofdk:
[color=teal]yeah i know, just amused as to how you linked it with the old nokia3310 *when phones could travel 5m propelled by vibrations* so I'm just picturing this flashback in the scene[/color]

kaziblake:
Why are you surprised?

Your ability to ward off potential fückers coming in various guises is intriguing.

Anas09:
Am not pretending, I just don't want to engage you. Like I said, I don't know where to hold you.
This is not my turf.

Try my arm or we can go where you're most comfortable.

Lsofdk:
[color=teal]WTF [/color]

Hello Lord Stanley, it is possible. Extreem pūssy-pulsation.

kaziblake:
Yea

pleasant surprise there.

postmann:
Ok

kaziblake:
Virgin I will be till marriage

So you're a Virgin?

postmann:
You sweat more than the average man for your appetite is huge.

That's because I've got more to give.

postmann:
Unshackle yourself from the yoke of brave stupidity.

From uncouthness to brave stupidity..... Man, go and settle you row with logic