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BrideOfDracula:
You're right, I'm a whole jewelery box of precious stones

Well, I'm kinda traditional girl at heart so that doesn't jive with me.

Traditional?

Why in hell that word doesn't sit well on me?

So you can't get on top of me and bounce off my dick?

I can't hold your bag because you're traditional and I bet you can't go 69 on me too.

Loosen your ass girl and let Leslie welcome you to the 21st century.

The light of life blinks too shortly!

BrideOfDracula:
Then call me Throwback Pearl because those are my beliefs.

I'm as masculine as there can be, and I have actually in actuality carried my girlfriend's handbag in public.

That's a rare twist of being macho to me, because my free hand is actually holding her arm as we walk.

You ain't much of a pearl

KnightMare7:
her post shocked me, she should be the only woman in the world who doesn't want her handbag carried by her love.

I call it cyber readaptation; the need to put on a new guise for cyber conformity.

This is a girl who said she wouldn't dare Flatulate in her boyfriend's presence. So well mannered and ladylike but can't let her boyfirend handle her handbag even for convenience!!!

The contradiction!!!

KnightMare7:
What kind of a woman are you? Yuck

A last century Beldame that time-travelled into the 21st century

BrideOfDracula:
I don't like it. It makes the guy look weak & pathetic. I also judge the females who allow that as being princessy & lazy.

Rubish!!! Isn't that a throw back to the last century?

KnightMare7:
Lezzlie


Muva



Mimzy


Lsofdk

Iamlegend

Creamish your views

I'll hold that bag if I'm in love with her and damn the world and societial conventions.

Anas09:
Yea.

You're telling me you didn't get the sarcasm or you're pretending?

Lsofdk:
[color=teal]just stumbled on this one

In 1858, Robert Fallon was shot dead, an act of
vengeance by those with whom he was playing poker.
Fallon, they claimed, had won the $600 pot through
cheating. With Fallon’s seat empty and none of the other
players willing to take the now-unlucky $600, they found a
new player to take Fallon’s place and staked him with the
dead man’s $600. By the time the police had arrived to
investigate the killing, the new player had turned the $600
into $2,200 in winnings. The police demanded the original
$600 to pass on to Fallon’s next of kin – only to discover
that the new player turned out to be Fallon’s son, who had
not seen his father in seven years!
[/color]

Mother of all coincidences!!!

Anas09:
Okay then.
Ish.ilove, Goodluck on your "pleasure of hardened flesh and ripped muscles".
*Runs out of thread*

Thanks for the encouragement.

hahn:
Lol. Who cares?

Let's leave it the way it is so we can look back one day and laugh over it

lolz already done.

hahn:
"She"?

sorry, bro, that was an oversight.

I'll edit now. Edit your quote to make it uniform.

Oyind17:
Like seriously I resemble lezz

Given the notoriety of that moniker , don't you find it contradictory ascribing him to a shirtlifter?

5minsmadness:
lol, thanks le.zz! I jus see hahn own come dey run like craze person to printer. Na now i dey peruse your own o!

loooooolz. I didn't meet the 10am deadline. And he did a thorough job then.

Give me a tag too next time.

shollyblingzy:
there are still lots of virgins out there that are still waiting for the D-day to unleash the raw and fresh fire in them . Being a virgin does not mean that they dont know what to do when the time comes to do it the real way. They tend to read books to prepare them for their wedding night.

I dont think any man has ever regretted to have married a virgin, except if the man or woman is a glutton or oliver twist , and this is usually caused by the wild experiences they had in the past

It is really a painful thing if virgins that kept themselves for years (having a degree of longsuffering , cos no be easy thing to do with all the temptations and pressures out there, ) then falls in the hands of non-virgins, and what they end of getting are complaints every day that he/she cant do one thing or the other. Thats why i would always encourage virgins to marry one another ,to teach themselves from the start, so as to appreciate each other the more, rather than marry a man or woman with wild experiences, who start to complain and compare you to their past lovers, who tend not to get satisfied, but still goes outside to look for more

#TeamVirginsMarryVirgins# I support, who else is on the same page with me

The average man does not really compare woman in sex to his past sexual lovers.

He is more likely to compare behaviour and attitude.

Anas09:
I do what? Fear you? I no lie. Your mouth bad. The thought of being a woman under you terrifies me to bits. Every honest mistake will be mistaken for power grabbing.

Nah, the feeling of being a woman under me is experiencing the pleasure of hardened flesh and ripped muscles bearing on your tender flesh.

Never worry about the power divide.

5minsmadness:
I'm back again o https://www.nairaland.com/2642141/convert-these-questions-pidgin-english#38648292
Pls I need someone to urgently convert these questions to pidgin english before 10am. A reward awaits you if you do. Thanks!

A
How do you rate your satisfaction with the level of ease at which you are able to locate the service windows of the hospital?
Indicate the level of ease with which you are able to access care at the service windows of the hospital?

B
How do you rate your satisfaction with the waiting time at the Records Department before you get your card?
How do you rate your satisfaction with the waiting time to get checked by the nurse after you have gotten your card?
How do you rate your satisfaction with the waiting time to see the doctor after being checked by the nurse?
How do you rate your satisfaction with the waiting time at the laboratory?
How do you rate your satisfaction with the waiting time to get your drugs at the pharmacy?


C
How satisfied are you at the attitude/behaviour of the medical records staff?
How do you rate your satisfaction with the attitude/behaviour of the nursing staff?
How do you rate your satisfaction with the attitude/behaviour of the medical doctor?
How do you rate your satisfaction with the attitude/behaviour of the laboratory staff?
How do you rate your satisfaction with the attitude/behaviour of the pharmacy staff?

D
What is your level of satisfaction with the way in which the records staff gave you information and responded to your questions about the hospital services?
What is your level of satisfaction with the way the nurses attended to you, gave you information and answered your questions?
What is your level of satisfaction with the way the doctor attended to you, gave you information and answered your questions?
What is your level of satisfaction with the way the laboratory staff attended to you, gave you information and answered your questions?
What is your level of satisfaction with the way the pharmacist attended to you, gave you information and answered your questions?


E
How would you rate the cleanliness of the hospital surroundings?
How would you rate the cleanliness of the waiting area?
How would you rate the comfort of the hospital waiting area?
How would you rate the cleanliness and comfort of the doctors consultation room?


F
How would you rate your satisfaction with the processes involved in getting your card?
How would you rate your satisfaction with the processes involved in seeing the doctor?
How would you rate your satisfaction with the processes involved in getting your laboratory results?
How would you rate your satisfaction with the processes involved in collecting your drugs?


Pls I need this before 10am, First person to complete the questions will receive my sincere gratitude and humble reward. Anything after is null and void, thanks!

cc ha hn, lez z, Lez.zlie AM in soup again, pls help!

[b]2 of A : Talk/write how e hard you before you take get help for the hospital .

2 of B: How you see the time when the nurse waste before she take come attend to you after you don' get your card?

3 of B: How you see the time you waste before the doctor come see you when the nurse don' check you finish?

4 of B : How you see the time when the laboratory dey take attend to you?

5 of B: How you see the way the pharmacy people dey waste time to give person drug?

1 of C : How you see the behaviour of those people when dey keep your file for the hospital ?

3of C : How you see the way the doctors dem dey behave?

4 of C: How you see the way those lab people for the hospital dey behave?

5 of C: How you take see the way the drug people for the hospital dey behave?


1 of D: How you see the way the people when dey records dey answer your questions and give tell you things about the hospital?

2 of D: how you see the way the nurses dem treat you and answer your questions and tell you things about the hospital?

3 of D: How you see the way the doctors dem dey treat you and answer your questions and tell you things?

4 of D: how you see the way the lab people dey treat you and answer your question and tell you things?

5 of D: how you see the way the pharmacy people treat you and answer your questions and tell you things you suppose know?


1 of E: How you see the hospital compound, how e clean reach?

2 of E: How you take see that place when people dey wait, e clean?

3 of E: the place when people dey wait, e balance well, E dey comfortable?

4 of E: How you see the doctor office, E clean, E dey comfortable?


1 of F: How you see the way to take get hospital card?

2of F : how you see d hustle to take go see doctor ?

3 of F: How you see the way to take go get lab result?

4 of F: How you see the way dem dey take collect drugs for the pharmacy?[/b]


My pidgin na the Warri/Delta version

5minsmadness:
Choi.
Na only 3 questions u fit help me with out of the 25?
Am in soup

lolz, brother! Score me first nah.

Ok, those your questions remind me of JAMB days. Make I try answer the others.

5minsmadness:
I'm back again o https://www.nairaland.com/2642141/convert-these-questions-pidgin-english#38648292
Pls I need someone to urgently convert these questions to pidgin english before 10am. A reward awaits you if you do. Thanks!

A
How do you rate your satisfaction with the level of ease at which you are able to locate the service windows of the hospital?
Indicate the level of ease with which you are able to access care at the service windows of the hospital?

B
How do you rate your satisfaction with the waiting time at the Records Department before you get your card?
How do you rate your satisfaction with the waiting time to get checked by the nurse after you have gotten your card?
How do you rate your satisfaction with the waiting time to see the doctor after being checked by the nurse?
How do you rate your satisfaction with the waiting time at the laboratory?
How do you rate your satisfaction with the waiting time to get your drugs at the pharmacy?


C
How satisfied are you at the attitude/behaviour of the medical records staff?
How do you rate your satisfaction with the attitude/behaviour of the nursing staff?
How do you rate your satisfaction with the attitude/behaviour of the medical doctor?
How do you rate your satisfaction with the attitude/behaviour of the laboratory staff?
How do you rate your satisfaction with the attitude/behaviour of the pharmacy staff?

D
What is your level of satisfaction with the way in which the records staff gave you information and responded to your questions about the hospital services?
What is your level of satisfaction with the way the nurses attended to you, gave you information and answered your questions?
What is your level of satisfaction with the way the doctor attended to you, gave you information and answered your questions?
What is your level of satisfaction with the way the laboratory staff attended to you, gave you information and answered your questions?
What is your level of satisfaction with the way the pharmacist attended to you, gave you information and answered your questions?


E
How would you rate the cleanliness of the hospital surroundings?
How would you rate the cleanliness of the waiting area?
How would you rate the comfort of the hospital waiting area?
How would you rate the cleanliness and comfort of the doctors consultation room?


F
How would you rate your satisfaction with the processes involved in getting your card?
How would you rate your satisfaction with the processes involved in seeing the doctor?
How would you rate your satisfaction with the processes involved in getting your laboratory results?
How would you rate your satisfaction with the processes involved in collecting your drugs?


Pls I need this before 10am, First person to complete the questions will receive my sincere gratitude and humble reward. Anything after is null and void, thanks!

cc h.ahn, lez.z, Lez.zlie AM in soup again, pls help!

Lolz, those questions actually have no direct pidgin equivalents in my opinion.


But as a Warri boy, make I try sma'


A. How you take see the way this hospital service dey work, how you grade am?

B. How you see the time when the hospital card people waste before them give you your hospital card ?

C How you see the way the hospital nurses them behave sef ?

Anas09:
What does DG stand for?

You do.

Anas09:
It's well with you.

Very well, my dear DG.

lovinam:
I wish tto marry a virgin man

Technically, there's nothing as a virgin man!

firstEVA:
He has my blessings, enjoy

When did you give that blessing?

Ishilove:
How have I rebuked you?? Thou soundeth petulant

My apologies if my icons offend you but that's me blushing

Good morning, queen of my heart!

How'd your night go? I went to bed with a lump in my chest and numb to sensation.

I don't know when I lost my mind over you.

But I'll be damned if I don't make you mine.

I miss you already

amjoseph19:
The same fu*ktard gave me a 2 weeks ban when I engage him in a debate about biafra. He called them a fool, I replied calling him a bigger fool. There we go, I was ban.

That's how he will destroy Seun's forum just because he's always oscillating between feverish elation and sinking depression.

Ishilove:

Ok, if you're going to keep making faces when I come close and rebuke me when my bad side is shown, then I'm going to go to bed. Good night.

sebod:
Nope! I never meant all non virgins come with such packages. There are many decent ones out there. But, in a situation where you can't actually decode which is which, I think to be on the safer side is the better option.

Lolz, You're taking no prisoners then.

Ishilove:
He has quite a reputation, shey? And now, Casanova that he is, wants to add Ishilove to the 'body count'.

Lez.zlie e no gooooo work!!

https://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mamo8bBjXP1qfmwi0o1_500.gif

I won't deny my reputation, babe. I am an inexorable flirt. That's before I met you, I was spreading my winds to get your attention.

You aren't to be counted, you're my quest, you're breathtakingly amazing in aesthetics and intelligence.

I'm not asking for much, ishilove, just make me a tiny part of your world.

Brighten my life with your calm radiance.

sebod:
I don't discriminate either, one only needs to marry the right partner.

I strongly disagree virginity has its cons.
A non virgin might have a strong past in sexuality which might later come back to hunt her. She might have even seen and had it all which might render you incapable of satisfying her which might resort to something unpalatable. She might come with packages that are beyond you.

A virgin lady might be naive sexually, but, trust me, it's just a matter of time. Don't forget that the de-flowered one was once also naive.

That's a strong point there. But aren't you over generalising?

2ruink:
Before u became a mod, I was here. I can tell u d date of ur engagement. We made Seun famous. check my monika and date of registration. u go know say no be today. Telling people to stop madness over a proven fact. Don't u see, u are d mad beast here - clueless and wretched. What gives u joy? She was an Igbo woman?

Thanks, bro, for your forthrightness!!!

Seun needs to set up a system to moderate the Moderators. People with emotional instability and those who are overly opinionated are not supposed to be mod.

This masochist mod gives me 2 months ban for rule 2 just because I engaged him in a debate bordering on homosexuality. Since then, it's a 2 months ban anytime he feels I have violated rule 2.

KingEbukasBlog:
Lol . You are taking this too far

I get you now.

iAmCharis:
A lion doesn't roar premeditatedly. It's its nature.

Only ishilove brings the beast in me, bro, and only she can tame me permanently.