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postmann:
...you'd make war for your lover's sake.

Aye! Nothing gladdens the heart more than the battle of love or what do you think?

Have not men sweated for woman since the beginning of time?

postmann:
Time registered: may 31st 2016

That smiley face does suit you.

So......

KnightMare7:
what kind of useless moniker is this?, gerrout jor, rubbish

The despicable imagery that moniker conjured killed any response I had.

KnightMare7:
she likes lezz, I can smell it from afar.

She hasn't got game, babe

postmann:
With you It was never about pretence Vs being real.

It's about being uncouth and offensive to decency in presenting your opinions and desire.

Preach to me about decorum and uncouthness.

And I'll tell you about earthliness and forthrightness.

There's a thin line between fakery and courtesy. Your feet do not know that demarcation.

I tell it as it is, what you'll always want to read, but lack the balls to put it forth.

postmann:
You remind me of my teen years, when my world was full of perverted adults who like to play dirty at night.

You go to bed.

In my entire Nairaland stay, I have never given a hint, directly or implicitly of being matured.

I'll never be!!!

I play hard and for fun.

I'm perveted only in my defiance to pretentious conducts.

Fück out of romance to family for prudish deportments.

KnightMare7:
bad girl

She isn't near as bad as she's Leslie-dick-gropping

postmann:
What's the handle I know you by?

Test of wits and literary distinction here. Let's see how you fare.

postmann:
Don't let that bother you. It was amusing putting him on the receiving end of his brute, sexual overtures.

postmann, go to bed

ShaqFu:
Ah lezz. Lemme remind you, the day they legalize homosexuality, your butthole will become the most sought after.

LMAO.

I have got a radical gay therapy for those freaks

BrideOfDracula:
Bah-humbug! Get lost, Lezz!

Bride of Dracula, that guy's teeth is so long, he can't give you a püssy-lick without hurting your clits.

I could lick you smoothly, all tongue sensation.

Don't be a proud fool now.

@Brideofdracula , I have the skills to vibrate your püssy like the good old Nokia 3310.

Take the last bus to the land of involuntary abandonment.

BrideOfDracula:
No, thanks. I can ask other Nigerian guys though Aint no shame in this girl's game

*thinking of some names*

Say your wish, the gods do not make an announcement twice.

You're in the presence of Eros himself, babe.

ShaqFu:
A sad truth my good man. No wonder they throw all their negativity at us. Tell me, what do you imagine will happen if they throw their positivity at us, New World Order? I fear that'll be the day the white man will annihilate everything that is black.

Since the black man has dominated over 80% of physical sports, they wouldn't dare let us into the hidden craft of other positives secrets to life.

Sweden, the seat of feminism and lesbianism has been ripped open by black phalluses, that's the pointer to the white man that customs and traditions are susceptible to emotions

BrideOfDracula:
I'm not that desperate

You can have him though if you're into hermaphrodites with micro-joysticks & gaping, bleeding vàginas. Because that's what he reminds me of. He's more woman than man.

Why use me as a backlash for your sexual frustrations?

We know you're suffering from lack of awareness of vagina stimulation after repeated fist insertions!!!


Cease that funds you waste on counseling to remedy your sense of conventional fück.

Just half penetration from me, and a biting kiss will wash your sadness away.

I have fück-cured more masochist-lesbians whose cases are more dire then yours.

Time to drop your dildos

ShaqFu:
Only because she hasn't tasted the mamba of a black man's member.

You'll even ask her why some white women end up being duped by boys who are younger than their own brothers. LMAO.

Show them a dick, and Western Union Money Transfer.

The white man's failings have become a trade and profession for the black man

KnightMare7:
why evils? Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

I didnt mean to hurt her. Just pointing her to her drabbish living.

BrideOfDracula:
I repeat, you need more testosterone & less pùssy juice in your veins, then we can talk. Until then...Ciaooooooooo

How many times you're going to tell me bye and yet tag along?

You need more correctional fück therapy!!!

I got enough testosterone to smell your moist dampened panties across this platform.

Let me separate your püssy lips wider than you've ever experienced and cure you of this need for banter.

Come get a little dose of Leslie and learn to live.

BrideOfDracula:
As expected, childish retorts & fairytales. You're so predictable.

I wouldn't fùck you even if we were the last man & woman on earth. You're as bìtchy as a woman. So it'd be like being in a lesbian relationship with you.

Buh-bye.

Sorry to hurt you thus, it wasn't intentional

Your püsay is so conversant with rapé and dry penetration, you must be thinking falling on a woman in the middle of routine activities is the norm.

69 must be so strange to you as sunlight is to Eskimos

Common this is Nigeria, we fück with conscious intentions not like south Africa where every fück is dagga-induced.

If you aren't looking for a spectacular fück on this platform then I haven't penned a thread here.

I'm your terminus to get your first orgasm, don't be like the Israelites, God hasn't got a 21st century Moses.

ButteredBiscuit:
[color=#8ab2e2]*nah! Im just exchanging words with a big narcissist
°•I've had enough of him now though
....bye [/color]

Alright, take that to bed, you'll feel better in the morning

ShaqFu:
Aye! Brother Lezz, and how can you tell them Egypt was the cradle of civilization.

How can you tell then Egypt discovered irrigation/agriculture.

Brother Lezz, how on earth can you tell them the first woman to master the art of Kuma Sutra was Cleopatra, who fucked_ the epilepsy out of Julius Caesar to the point he became as dumb as sweetorgasm.

How brother lezz, how?.

I can't, bro. Even if I employed all the oratory skills of a PA they won't believe me

And one was professing her desire for the phalus of white slobberer

ButteredBiscuit:
[color=#8ab2e2]*Lez.z get over yerself!![/color]

You know me more than I give you credit for!

Welcome to the era of narcissism!!!

BrideOfDracula:
Correction- 69 with YOU! My freak flag flies sky high, thank you very much.

Don't do the hide and seek with me!!!

69 with you is stuffing my face in a 10 year pubic hair with thick roots of forestry.

I'll end up needing a new sense of smell reorientation and face mask.

I was making a general allusion in the first person so don't flatter yourself.

You wouldn't give me an erection even your pussy is en route CBN.

I fück in style.

I fück a 21century püssy

No a queen Victoria bushy one like yours.

ShaqFu:
Aye! That's why Jake Steed, the male pornstar_ was rigorously hated by white men (straight and homo alike).

God bless you, Shaqfu the wild reader. These romanland magnets won't read out of Nairaland.

How do I tell them that the first black man who made interracial porn was haunted by a white serial killer.


How do I tell them that the white man actually believed they were the super race until it was established the black man fücked harder and better.

ButteredBiscuit:
[color=#8ab2e2]*My future baby daddy will be a white man with blonde hair!
.....That answer yer question?[/color]

It doesn't ! A yes or no will do.

But I understand the economic situation can leverage for sexual satisfaction in the interim.

ButteredBiscuit:
[color=#8ab2e2]°•Loooooool
........I'm rooootfl
That's a hot lie![/color]

you ever fücked one?

KnightMare7:
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.


I was thinking of giving it a try, variety they say is the spice of life

You'll come back disillusioned and wetter than you left.

You're heading to the land of flaccid dicks and garlic stench

ButteredBiscuit:
[color=#8ab2e2]*You ever been with a white man?
...How would you know!
[/color]

I have to be with a white man to know how they fück?

Girl, at the turn of the 19th century in America the word rape became a catchphrase for black men fücking white women to ecstacy because white men couldn't compete in that department and turned it into false accusations.

KnightMare7:
sweet of you.

For you, I'll go Spiderman, then morph into Batman and incredible Hulk.

BrideOfDracula:
Eyeroll. Thank, I'll pass. I just puked a little at the back of my throat just imagining the scene you're painting.

69 made you poke? I was thinking your frigidity was physically limited.

Never new it broke the emotional barrier.

You need a Bleep disinhibition therapy

KnightMare7:
African men need to upgrade asap, they are so way back, gush!!!

#team foreign men hahahahaha

Babe, you know no yellow-bellied, flatass Caucasian can pound you with half my ferocity.

You going foreign too?

KnightMare7:
hahahahahaha

It is laughable.