₦airaland Forum

TheArchangel:
You mentioned telemundo and I gave you an example of reality. The moral justification isn't the subject of discourse here .......neither is your imaginary maid seduction justified too.

Ishilove:
*pats his back*

There there, don't vomit all over the tiles

Ishilove:
You know she asked a salient question... I personally feel it isn't her duty, but by obligation she should do it. I see nothing wrong in washing hubby's cloth but it isn't her duty because as she pointed out, he was washing before they got married.

TheArchangel:
You forgot the story of the guy who found out his four kids are the product of the shirtless sinful looking guys in his compound.
The story was on the front page about five days ago.

This is not telemundo, it is reality.

HaneefahRN:
Your wife, you mean. Go and marry jo

TheArchangel:
Same way women eye their horsebands apprentices and employees.
You know ....those youthful, six pack testosterone succulent boys with unwrinkled rod, the kind of guys that goes about their domestic assigned chores shirtless, with a visible raging 10 inches hard-on clad on a banana boxers.
You just have to how a littlle of your pantless honeypot for a glorifying quickie in a dark corner.

TheArchangel:
Women should just stay at home and do housewifery until the kids come of age abeg. The work no bi here ooo.
I ain't doing it sha, but if you can good luck.

TheArchangel:
Once the said maid becomes wife the circle continues, hey, a maid is a maid and a wife is a wife.
A wife is a partner not a fvcking maid.

Ishilove:
Lmao!

See ehn, it is not by force. We are not Igbo

HaneefahRN:
Yinmu



The machine is a great help. Dump your clothes there, add water and soap, leave it to run while you do other things , rinse, and spread. Don't come and kill another man's pikin with work. Some men employ the services of drycleaners though, especially for special clothes like suits and all, so just some play clothes remains for the wife to wash.

Ishilove:
Don't let my father hear you. He will break ya head hecause he has declared to all and sundry that he is Ukwuani, not igbo.

But if we are to look at it holistically, the Ukwuani are part of the Igbo although we have long since denied this.

What is identity? "We see ourselves as multitudes' wrote the psychologist Walt Whitman. In other words, in that innate part of our psyches, who are who we say we are, even if it is different from how the world sees us.

Take for example, in a plane full of white people, you and another fellow are the only black people on board, you will find yourself subconsciously gravitating towards that black person because a bond has been formed based on your racial identities. The plane passengers see two black people, the black see people each other as 'brothers'.

Same with the Ukwuani. They have long rejected the ethnic nomenclature 'Igbo', even if the facts state otherwise. A core aspect of us have embraced the notion that we are a separate ethnic group and thus, we are who we say we are.

HaneefahRN:
*rolls eye* was that a question?

KnightMare7:
do men pay all bills nowadays? No they don't, she supports in one way or the other.

A man should was his own clothes.

HaneefahRN:
Lolz, you will wash your own, wash his, wash your children's own and God help you if your mother-in-law lives with you, you will wash hers too. That's why I go crazy sometimes when women are called liabilities


Best thing, get a washing machine. Everyone should dump their clothes their if they want it washed.

Ishilove:
Unless we choose to live in denial, the igbo speaking part of Delta may be termed 'Igbos of Delta'. Our languages are dialects of the larger Igbo language and we may be grouped as 'sub ethnic' groups of the Igbo.

That doesn't mean I'm identifying with the Igbos. Heck no. Proudly Ukwuani

Igboid:
Yes we know that Onitsha were part of the Anioma people, until Anioma people lost their Ekwumekwu resistance against the British and Aniomaland was Balkanized as punishment by the British into four provinces:

But you must understand why SE will never cede Onitsha back to Anioma until every iota of Igbo denial heard in Anioma is totally expunged and this would likely happen only in an Igbo nation, not Nigeria.
Look at what happened in PH, the SE built up Onitsha like we did PH, if we let Onitsha fall into the hands of people deep in Igbo denial, with Onitsha affinity to Ndiigbo in SE loose, who is to say that history won't repeat itself, as the government apparatus might be used hijacked by Igbophobic Aniomas that find themselves in the government to frustrate SE investments in Onitsha and our Onitsha declared a non Igbo city?

Anioma should forget about Onitsha in this current Nigerian arrangement, the only way they are getting Onitsha back is post Nigeria existence.

KnightMare7:
then who washes hers? Women aren't slaves, it's slavery to make a woman wash her clothes, those of the children and that of her husband, in short, it's wickedness on the part of the man.

KnightMare7:
I want to know if it's a man's right to have his clothes washed by his wife.

InyinyaAgbaOku:
Why must onitsha be the capital? can't they use asaba?
igbos have never been against anioma state.
If we cede onitdha to them and they maintain their non igbo stance, what happens to our onitsha?

oliver79:
I repeat, Saintsamurai aka WHITEWIZARD aka Sweetorgasm, I will come after you. You just stirred up a hornet's nest.
You are already a dead man.
Lezzlie, you are next mofo.

I am flinching with a feverish fright!

Someone's coming for me with the ferocity of a wild beast.

But I do hope your forebears are built for extreme E- acrobatics and such genes are active in you?

I shall be leaving imprints all over your body like the exit wounds of an Ultraslug pump action.

WHITEWIZARD:
NOPE, nobody paid me. i am the e-version of naija delta avengers. i want to flush mimzy out. yes no job, no school, no home training. all my time here will be for mimzy.

WHITEWIZARD:
some of the answers by mimzy was written by lezzlie

Delusions of persecution with overbearing symptoms of severe schizoaffective hallucinations

There's a chance Nairaland can prevail where your doctors failed. Tag along.

Dragonking:
Hi boss, Where can i vote for mimzzy?

dannythethug:
You are not being honest. I really think you should answer those questions from sandrabany.

cc: dygeasy

Afrobeau:
Hello my beautiful people, I was just wondering about this. My boyfriend is from Delta state and speaks Igbo and also has an Igbo last name. But my question is, why is it that some Delta-Igbos try to say that they are not Igbos? Why do they hate being associated with their Igbo ancestry? Don't tell me that Igbos don't like Delta-Igbos because that shouldn't be an issue, once you are Igbo, you are Igbo and have every right to claim your Igboness lol... And by the way, I don't know any Igbos that hate Delta Igbos, it's always Delta-igbos trying to make it clear that they are not Igbo Just like Mr. Sunday Olise. I understand that there are other tribes in Delta State that are not Igbo but since Nigerian cultural system is a patriarchy, there is virtually no way that you can get an Igbo surname unless your forefathers were Igbos and since Delta state has always been in the South Eastern part of Nigeria, it is very possible that the Igbos were settled there even before the so-claimed migration from the Benin-empire? I love Delta Igbos but I don't know why they dissociate themselves from their tribe. Some of them say their Igbo language is different but what they are actually referring to is their dialect, if a man from Awka in Anambra state speaks his native awka dialect a man from Eziagu in Enugu state may not understand it but they are both Igbos. I don't fully understand all of my boyfriend's dialect when he speaks in his Agbor dialect but I can piece the words together and make out the sentence... It's Igbo based. I don't have this issue with my boyfriend though, I was just researching on his origin and culture of his people and came across many delta-igbos claiming they are not Igbo. If your surname is Igbo but you don't think you're Igbo enough Why is that?

Ishilove:
My darling, you know I love PDA

Oya pucker up and give me a wet one!

Wet ones often lead to ripped clothes, rumpled sheets and quivering breath.

We better make it a dry kiss if you don't intend me to follow with a parting and lodging in your sweet fistula.

I can make you forget NL and smash your phone on your bedroom floor.

Ishilove:
Lezz my love!! You and your grammar should swerve!!!

Can you not see how restive this place is?

But let the noise increase, there's no better place to steal a public kiss without getting caught.

Kalani:
We need the mods here. This place is littered with so many things that is just not right


cc seun
dominique
mynd44
mizmycoli * i.e if she's a mod*

SAINTSAMURAII:
She dodge the baby mama thingy

EColeJnr:
The young Captain is here

DRISKLEF:
Lets do this!