₦airaland Forum

Ivanspring: Was in a relationship where my love was 90% while his was just 60%. So, I want to experience 90% equal loving.

youngestfool: 71 - 3 - 60 - 23 - 75 - 1

nikkypearl: Hmm!if u think I don't knw u,u must b on a longggg thing!

1)Lalasticlala:he is a nairaland celebrity whose threads always enter FP..

2)Krall: a cute young guy whose comment once earn me 24hrs ban ..I swear I no go quote him again.

3)Tallesty;very naughty but straight forward..na em height dey freak him I guess

4)ITBomb: his moniker says it all..his comments dey bombastic lol!

5)Fargbaba: crushing on me since 1990..smh

6)Caesar:well mouth sealed!

7)Spacegoat: just like hm like 4ever,always getting me 'lol with his threads..clown since 1984 ..yeye boy go remove my name 4rm his crush list when he read bou my marriage!shiorrr

Andyblaze:huhiru ro n borun ^^

9)Yuzedo:toh,awon eleyi won badt gan since 4ever..in plantain island..

10)Mr cork:no black gurl belong to his
league (dream on) no offeinse

10b) Airforce:hmmm..love ruky like craze(dream on)

10c) sameer:looking for someone to love him just d way he is..

10d)Boiledcorn: he is never
hmmmm***

10e)yungwizzzy;shake my head ...

Hian..Now!

11)Farano:always on every thread (she no dey taya ?)

12)Adaobi 123 :she must be a guru 4 school!don't ask me why!

13)Idowuogbo:IDbomb since 1960..always ready to yab any bleebing fellow

14)rozzay..funny little angel who wipes her own tears with mop

15)Temigrace:every body's favourite..she must be a regular member of redeemed christian church of God!

16)Jenny:forming baddoo 4nairland since 2014,u will b suprised she just a virgin living around kuje for abuja

17)Ladystewie:always looking 4a gurl crush hian,u no dey taya

18)Caracta:awwwww,she must be d best among her equals!

19)Mzmycoli:miss natural hair,looking for her mirror in d bag since 2014

20)MZmariah: she go youth service..I dey com!

21)Liability:;Dshe dey look for samu not johnny lolzzz

22)Dechandel:beautiful..reserved..but she is a lieing gurl(in jenifar's voice)she promised to marry my twin bro..but she ran off

23)Rokiatu:hmm!I saw one pic on her profile last year,I rushed to my standing mirror go dey weigh my bombay

24)Kashiebabie:she is actually cute..is she naughty ?not sure,only fin am sure of is,she love her hubbie die

Awwwwww..hand dey pain me!
grabs my keys
off to site

temigracie: ...amen ooo,my sister....market dey go small small....sha dey manage noni...make Jah answer all of awa prayers oooo..so,dat samuel guy neva call u??

temigracie: ...Good evening,my dear....family s gud ooo....how market today??

temigracie: ...Liability...Liability...Liability

dunkem21: Ur handle is Liability. How do U want the man to cope with you?

bonetalk: I hope u have learnt ur lesson. Dont forget to change that ur signature

lawbabs: Congrats... u have succeeded in learning the lessons of life!

frankben: lol.... Mencade5 is now a female with moniker, "Liability"

finniblinks: Some of these traits don't always go together, as
there are different forms of weakness:
1) He tries hard to please everyone, seems to think
he is responsible for the happiness of friends and
family, and panics at times when he can't achieve
this. 2) He avoids conflicts at all costs. Debating of any
sort, even friendly debate, makes him extremely
uncomfortable. Instead of engaging in any kind of
argument he will simply agree to disagree or not
even state his opinion.
3) He has a history of involvement with bitchy women who use or mistreat him and is usually the
dumpee.
4) He also has a history of falling in love many
times. He doesn't seem to be especially picky about
what he likes in a woman.
5) You are in a LTR with him and he has never or very rarely complained about anything you've ever
done.
6) His response to you pulling back a bit is to get
extremely clingy.
7) He's not there for you when a major life crisis or
responsibility comes up. He has a history of stringing girls along
9) He never gets angry
10) He is always cutting himself down

Yungwizzzy: Ok, let's just leave the gay aspect first,

Now, most nigerian girls are actually ugly I swear, why will you go all true these stress if you know are really beautiful!!!...??
why?


lets do the logic

HAIR-nor be her own
EYE-contact lens(fake)
LIPS-fake

FACE-blushes, eye shadows, mascara, fake eye lashes, mary kay, foundation, pan cake, Brown powder, white powder, green powder, led, eye liner, lip liner, lip gloss

TEETH- Nature:Brown, Suddenly:white
Brext-package foam bra
Nails-fake
Belly: pot belly use girdle turn to flat tommy
Skin-Bleached

HIPS -yansh pad (fake)
Height-Wear hills haba...??
Accent:Fake
Name:Fake



*faints*

farano: People wey dem dey ask for a car neva talk, na 2k come dey make noise for here

Dreyl: no wonder,birds of the same feather mtchwww

farano: Common 2k someone has started crying like a toddler

Jregz: achievement or Wtf ? y'all be Holding a nigga down like "you have him great" and collecting cash from him,Smh for all of y'all.......
I hate this whole shit,tell him straight you aren't interested in his lunch,dinner,movie offer.or whatsoever so he backs the Bleep off.... Well,it isn't y'all fault.

broke ass bitches

9fayemidapo2: Everyman is born to face its upS/down moment wheather in the good or bad way, you just have to.So go and marry if you are at the stage to do that cos i wouldn't want you to be a liability to these world dear..................don't lets decive our self cos its not an eassy thing to be single when all your mates are married "ABI" you be stick? God that created MAN AND WOMAN not BOY AND GIRL to come together no mad ooooh IN ALL U DO GET WISDOME boss!