₦airaland Forum

Risingblue008:
Messed up country

Completely mess up country, too bad only few people sees it.

adeiza4u:
The most qualified candidate in this election is Barr. Natasha Hadiza Akpoti, but unfortunately this Nigeria where...

I like her so much, she is fearless, but she stand no chance of winning. Because this Nigeria.

dominique:
I feel the epxulsion decision was too steep but he brought this upon himself. You're in school to study, get your degree and vamoose not challenge school authority, even implying that they are thieves



Who doesn't know about the misappropriation and mismanagement of funds going on in our higher institutions? Na only get fingers to type "long long English" (in Mercy Eke"s voice). I feel for him but he brought this mess upon himself

Edit
@all the people ranting and bellowing under my mention. How many have publicly called out your school authorities? How many of you have written open letters to your VC accusing him of theft, sabotage, ratting out students to EFCC amongst other things? If no and you're still undergraduates, kindly take to your Facebook or Instagram accounts and do so. Till then, buzz off my mentions.

Seriously?

StupidNLmods:
If were there i would ask him to show me the holes in his hands feet and side. If he unable to show me then he is fake.

Of course he is fake

DTeekay:
A fecal occult blood test (FOBT) looks at a sample of your stool (feces) to check for blood. Occult blood means that you can't see it with the naked eye. Blood in the stool means there is likely some kind of bleeding in the digestive tract. It may be caused by a variety of conditions, including:

Polyps
Hemorrhoids
Diverticulosis
Ulcers
Colitis, a type of inflammatory bowel disease
Blood in the stool may also be a sign of colorectal cancer, a type of cancer that starts in the colon or rectum. Colorectal cancer is the second leading cause of cancer-related deaths in the United States and the third most common cancer in men and in women. A fecal occult blood test is a screening test that may help find colorectal cancer early, when treatment is most effective.

Other names: FOBT, stool occult blood, occult blood test, Hemoccult test, guaiac smear test, gFOBT, immunochemical FOBT, iFOBT; FIT

Ooh, thanks.

DTeekay:
When you say you have done all the tests what do u mean by that, do u know how many tests exists or do u feel it's only test for STD's or STI's that exist?

Go to a good lab and ask to do all the tests to mention but a few, full blood count, do all possible blood test, do occult blood test, do all urine test, test your electrolytes too.

Forget about the cost, no price for life o, Good health is better than full bank account.

Also go to God in prayer, build your faith by studying what God says about your health in the Bible.

Remember Doctors can only treat you, it is God that will heal you.

You are blessed OP.

Pls, which one is occult text?

Corroro:
Do you know that If there are 36 states in Nigeria, a ton of tourist destinations, 12 months in a year and 1 of you, you could have twelve holidays in a year just by visiting a new place monthly?

Forget money, this life na one. And because we only want the very best for you, we’ve whipped up a list of the most picture-perfect tourist destinations the Giant of Africa and the winner in all things Jollof – Nigeria, has to offer. To make your visits complete however, you’re going to need four things:

1) An active imagination
2) A phone to call your friends with, to get them jealous over how much fun you’re having.
3) An amazing camera to capture all the action and
4) A great battery life to make sure you never miss a moment.



First, let’s check out the most picture-perfect destinations in Nigeria:

1. Erin Ijesha Water Falls, Osun State.
Just imagine being present here, taking a photo and having evidence in the highest definition on your phone that you took your bath outside in one of Nigeria’s most beautiful locations. Just imagine.
Situated in Ife, Osun state, Nigeria, a seven fall with a water base at the ground floor with vegetation. Climbing the falls could be tasking but it's worth it at the end, viewing nature in its natural way.

Source: https://www.zikoko.com/general/12-picture-perfect-places-to-visit-in-nigeria/

No abuja?

OluwasureGig:
they should bro but unfortunately banks these days are filled with sadist women acting like they started seeing their period recently. before dem go attend to you sef you for don vex comot

You're a mean creature. Bhahahaha

SoNature:
I don't know about this album, but Asa's Asha album was her best.

She put so much creativity into it, making its tracklisting second to none.

To date, I use it to scatter my neighbors' medulla oblongata

From Jailer to Bibanke, from Aye to 360, every song on the album was a hit back to back.

Beautiful Imperfection was a huge disappointment!

Haba, bed of stone is good.

SLAP44:
Your children should also be traveling on Abuja - Kaduna road without police escorts.

That's the only way you prove to us your simplicity

That boy must be adopted.

philip0906:
Alhamdulillah!

Whatever that means

Funny you,

Its means thank God.

[quote author=SoNature post=82770878]Biafranbushboy, some of these points are debatable. When you do business in Nigeria, you will understand that Nigeria's peculiarities beat common sense.

A good investment article will break down how much you should invest, in what venture and what you are likely to make over what period of time. It goes without saying that there will be some calculations.

You see, running a business in Nigeria is no child's play. Go and ask people. A lot of people who keep shouting investment up and down know next to nothing about it.

Look, in Nigeria, if you are not the one running your business yourself, people will frustrate you. A typical Nigerian has a very bad intent...we are only interested in what we gain from our company.

It's even worse that some employees steal from the same company that pays them monthly salaries. They don't have sympathy at all.

More importantly, any business you don't understand perfectly, don't do it on Nigeria. Most Nigerian workers are criminals in suit and coveralls.

Also, you invest in people's businesses with an agreement that they will pay you a particular profit. Later, they come back to tell you stories because the payment date is due. Yes, they know that if you arrest them, they can only tell the police that they will pay you peanuts in a period of 10 years.

Finally, it's better you leave your hard-earned money in your account and wake up to see it every day than get into a silly business because you want to have multiple streams of income. In the long run, you just lose everything. [/quot


Perfect one.
Some poeple arw very good with word and make you feel like you're not doing the right thing. Nothing is easy, especially in this Nigeria.

Thanks.

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Which lady born of a woman who has tasted preek and even sexchatted will not want to taste preek after not eating it for 1year?

Are you just naive or did your mom accidentally drop you on your head as a baby?

Someone that used to tell you she's horrny no more feels horrny, a lady that used to initiate sexchats isn't keen anymore.

Someone that would yearn for you is warning you forehand that she may not want your VitaminD if you come?

She's full all of a sudden and you think she's full of the holy spirit.

That woman has been getting the best sex in the world...either from a man or even from a woman and that is even easier.
But I blame you for keeping her for so long without sex forgetting that water must find it's level.

If she doesn't want sex from you anymore it could be out of love. I think she's contracted a killer disease and doesn't want you to catch it or the rather obvious fact that she's found love elsewhere.

Thank me later.[/quot


Hahaha a Fucking counselor

After disgracing himself and his Kind, good.

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She is such a pathetic lousy liar. Even as a man, ordinary 1kilo turkey is about N1,500 how much more total cost of all those stuffs.


I can only sense her desperation to settle down through wrong advert[/quote



Cruel]

That is why milk is expensive now?

What are their calling themselves, the most important people in Nigeria,

ednut1:
Any one saving in a savings account is a mumu.

Pls how and why?

This is more strange than strange

issylarry:
Mr.Shooter,i am sure this is not new..
If Ladies,decide to expose chats.wahali dere will more broken homes than marraiges.
Guys,don tear yanch pass normal o

Hmmm

drips8:
Low budget Nicki Minaj

Mean

Goalnaldo:
even you that is 30 couldn't spell it.

Hehehehe

damilola4162:
The All Progressives Congress (APC) on Saturday dissociated itself from the N13 million allegedly given to the suspected Kidnap kingpin, Alhaji Hamisu Balla, a.k.a Wadume for the Presidential election.

In his confessional statement, Wadume allegedly confessed being given N13 million by the APC, but spent N7 million it the money for the election, in addition to collecting about N6 million from an unnamed sitting governor.

However, reacting to the claim, National Publicity Secretary of the APC, Mallam Lanre Issa Onilu said the party has not budget for political thugs, stressing that it would be better for the suspect to name who gave him the money.





Onilu sais “It is expected that the alleged kidnapper, having come face to face with justice, would throw whatever he could lay his hands on into the fray. In any case, our party did not have budget for thugs.

“Unlike the period when the ruling party dipped hands into the public treasury to fund political campaigns and elections, APC had to rely on its own resources. Even if we had all the money, we would never allocate money for kidnappers and murderers. That era ended with PDP.

“Perhaps, he can name whoever gave him money. Definitely, it was not APC. From his purported confession, he claimed to be a PDP member before he went on to contest under another party.”


Source:https://thenationonlineng.net/n13m-apc-disowns-wadume-says-weve-no-budget-for-thugs/

Now I get it

Roon9:
I did. I got bored

Whaaat, are you sure is the blacklist?

Newboss:
Walking on water is not a Christian act. It's something magicians pull off from time to time. Free your mind from being controlled by religion. You're a human being.

Mehn, the comments here is chocking.

Hmmmmmmm, the comments here be here atall.

judgementyard:
I told you guys that this series was gonna be interesting

No be small thing oo

Hmmmm, I'm speechless.

drips8:
Everywhere else other than nigeria is doing good

It's painful right? I know that feeling.

Very funny