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Rocktation: Really? I must admit that I considered it to be some kind of eatery too.
Well done bro. The title is well deserved!

hey babe, wher av u bn? left u messages on fb, call me

Deivid10: 4th to comment

and what was ur comment...smh

Niflheim: @idi-amin,do not mind them,they have been brainwashed, and yet most of the names that these same european christians use,have pagan origins,yet they never changed it and they are doing well!!!

Big lie. I know names ind Bible with pagan origin that were changed...abram to abraham, sarai to sarah and many others.

If my ancestors didn't know God and I know God Ω̴̩̩̩̥ow what stops me frm answering names that testify the God I worship?

Nairalanding, surf my sch website for updates, googling, whatsapping... Nairalandin again check mails etc... I'm too tired to ping whatnots

Good Boi: Try typing with Word or Notepad then copy and paste.

Didn't work

iv bn tryna write my essay in the box provided but after like two lines, it wont take any more letters, am i the only one experiencing this?

I'm currently dating a guy few months older than me, and I feel like a sugar mummy... When I look into his eyes and kiss him... I feel like I'm kissing my younger bro (I dnt hav any tho), I treat him like he is glass and he loves it, he loves d attention. I'm absolutely fascinated by him but I know deep down, it wnt b long till iv had my fill ...

engrtee: I dont remember my ex

but she remember me wen she no get money.

I must b ur ex...sooo guilty

@OP,

Someone shud make good music out of ur write-up so I can play it over and over again... And at nyt when I'm down, ₪☺ nepa, or suicidal I can just go over d lyrics I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ my head and know that 'he'ڪ out there waiting for me, for our paths to cross' geez! I'm gon' cry

cstan: same here bro, any where my girl friend is may God punish her and her present Boyfriend....Amen!

The present boyfriend of ur girlfriend is u. U just cusssed urself lwkmd hehe

favournjoku: ID pls I'd lyk u 2send me d link 4d confirmation of ones center 4d test..I got mine but it mysteriously disappeared frm my fone..pls I wud need u 2help me out urgently.

Favour goto www.faceoftesting.com

I also got the invite for d test, abeg anyone with idea bout the amount they pay?

Thanks for d info, pls what docs are we to attach aprt from waec results.they didn't specify on the website

Yorisb: On point!

seconded

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]Who said rhey were Yoruba and Igbo? You guys just need excuse to start killing again. [/quote]op mentioned that on d 1st page... i think mod must av hidden the post

acidtalk: I have heard of a girl in Agbo (Delta state) that her boyfriend broke bottle on her just because he was irritated at the way she kep on shoting "DonJazzy this, Don Jazzy that" of course he knew there was no way she was going to sleep with him but he was just too jealous she had a crush on another guy. A rich and famous celebrity at that.

This delta guy reminds me of my ex...come to think of it, he's also 'deltan' if that's d word.
He'd practically get real mad when I hear R. Kelly or enrique'ڪ voice and hav goose pimples allover my body...I telya 'allover'

wesley80: Post your boyfriend picture make we see. Wish u knew Bobby in the 80's, I honestly can't think of anyone amongst present day artistes that I compare him with. Bobby was and stiill is as cute as they come.

Who's talking bout 'cute'? U don't seem to get d point... Bobby is bad news to me

BB babes don carry enter church o... Bridal train Ω̴̩̩̩̥α color blocking
Bride is pinging away without a care I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ d world for d preachers message ...

acidtalk: Una no go kill person with laughter.

From the first commentator to the very last, I wan almost laugh enter *infront of Dana aircraft*

♒ђåª•ђåª•ђåª lwkmooo
I like this acid guy...lol

[quote author=life_style]E pele o e ma binu..[/quote]Mi o binu rara sir

[quote author=life_style]what is so special about front page ?[/quote]It is to me... I keep checking till I Ơ̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴͡ what catches my attention... Plus rock is my girl, we know how we get down... E ma dasi oro

Rocktation: We love our parents and always will respect them. However, they spin a yarn as good as the rest of us. These are some of the fibs they fed me while growing up. You should share yours too.

1. They all came first in class. (So who came second?)
2. All the gala sellers are dead. (Who sells to them every other time that they buy?)
3. Money cannot buy happiness. (Well, it doesn't make you unhappy either).
4. All parents did not fornicate before marriage. (I hear)
5. Children jump out through the stomach at parturition.
6. You'll fall pregnant if a boy does so much as holds your hand. ( I suppose don born a whole country by now)
7. "Just tell me the truth, you won't get in trouble". (Yeah right!)

Share yours.

Congrats ur post made front page...

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Murphy7h4: https://www.50centloseweight.com/jhkh.gifall right

All u do all over NL is grin... Seriously ar u normal?

U don start dey grin this monday morning again...

@ OP sorry jaree...

freecocoa: Been trying to add you but seems i can't.

So please add me instead.

Pin is 419EA666. Can't wait for us to be friends.

Cheers.

Lol ...ur wicked...Ω̴̩̩̩̥α baal get that pin?

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Lmao @ ring in fufu. . .

Well, the place or position you choose when proposing to your numero uno, is subjective to individuality. What i deem romantic and necessary may not be the same to you. It also depends on how romantic you are as an individual.
Personally, proposing to her is a very special thing, and I'll want to make it as romantic and memorable as possible for her. She's not just any lady to me, this is someone i want to spend the rest of my life with, so nothing i do for her is too much. If going down on my knees proposing to her would bring a smile to her face, then so be it. The smile on her face will bring a smile to my own face, and to me, nothing else matters. Let my fccking knees be scraped for the sake of my love for her, i don't care. [/color]

Jisos! I love u...I Ơ̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴͡ u got 15 likes already ...

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Lmao @ ring in fufu. . .

Well, the place or position you choose when proposing to your numero uno, is subjective to individuality. What i deem romantic and necessary may not be the same to you. It also depends on how romantic you are as an individual.
Personally, proposing to her is a very special thing, and I'll want to make it as romantic and memorable as possible for her. She's not just any lady to me, this is someone i want to spend the rest of my life with, so nothing i do for her is too much. If going down on my knees proposing to her would bring a smile to her face, then so be it. The smile on her face will bring a smile to my own face, and to me, nothing else matters. Let my fccking knees be scraped for the sake of my love for her, i don't care. [/color]

Jisos! I love u

Wow, advises on NL can give us d right push... I left that relationship that year ... Mayb the push I needed was the harsh words I got here... Thanks

I'm better off today, and everyday I still give thanks I escaped that terrible relationship

Thank God oh!

Murphy7h4: https://www.50centloseweight.com/jhkh.gifBUMPS

F00L y ar u grinning all over d thread? What's so funny? Smh... U must b retarded, better go buy a dana ticket