₦airaland Forum

Kobojunkie:
The best you could do was to ask him to tell another lie to try to cover up for his wandering prick?

morons attract morons, why do you expect?

Assuming that this story is real, the both of you are fools. seriously, tell his wife that she had the baby with some unknown mugu, and you expect her to believe such cooked up rubbish? You also expect the maid to keep quiet? This is why women should make a life for themselves and be financially independent to prevent themselves from falling into shitty situations like these in the name of marriage.

Tonnierichy:
Na die

Schools are by far not what they used to be. The students lack discipline and cannot be beaten. It's now a taboo to beat students in most schools.

If beating is the only way you can discipline students, then you have no business handling students.

I pity the fool that believes this crap.

sylve11:
N1m too small.

Endsars panel gave them 15m each though

tasalanoni:
Which dirty human right?.
If you've ever owned or managed a business in which theft is rife among employees, you would know that no measure is too draconian to serve as a deterrent. Theft and other irregularities kill businesses faster than all other factors combined.
Why do you think hotels go out of business so easily? It's because the managers, receptionists, bartenders and cooks collaborate to give out rooms on short time stay, use the hotel's facilities to do their private businesses, steal food items and drinks, spoil things, and get paid at the end of the month while the MD is thrown into a cycle of unending repairs that fleece him of his profits and capital. Before a few months, the hotel becomes a shadow of itself, the same ruthless personnel run away and it's a wrap.

When certain stories are narrated in a very sensational manner, this is usually the result and since a politician is involved, he's the villain by default.

You're too stupid to read where the judge dismissed his claims that they stole from him. Useless grunt.

FreeStuffsNG:
Hahaha.... Ehen nah.Will she even be in Nigeria to vote during election?

It is those on the ground who will vote that day and they will vote massively for Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu.

APC will defeat PDP and other mushroom parties.

On those audio votes from overseas like this, don't count on it unless she has pvc and will come to Nigeria and vote in person .INEC has not said Nigerians overseas with multiple citizenships can vote from overseas.

To my fellow patriotic Nigerians, please ignore the fake news/lies peddlers, naysayers, bigots, hate-filled terrorists losers and their sympathizers who hate Asiwaju Tinubu because he is not from their tribe and religion and ensure that you vote for Asiwaju Tinubu.

Asiwaju Tinubu is the most capable and the most competent among all the Presidential candidates. Vote for Asiwaju Tinubu.

All the enemies of Nigeria and all the enemies of Asiwaju Tinubu will lose las las. They always lose.
May God bless Nigeria for ever.
Meanwhile, if you want free business ideas and directory of money sources, please check my signature. Cheers.

alternate moniker, how far

LollySeaSide:
There's something called "sarcasm" and I don't need any research to figure it out in a right up.
Does anything I wrote up there pass as something serious to you?
Could you not even identify a good writer of English when you read a piece?
If you were anything close to a literary enthusiast, you'd have got the message from the part where I asked if you'd hire me as your lawyer of i were a lawyer.
Why do you think I wrote that?
I hope that's not to much of an assignment for you to handle?
You could do some research though.

I didn't notice the sarcasm. Good night sir.

Asa one get issue with DSS no. But honestly speaking, this woman is one of the greatest Nigerian singers ever produced by Nigeria. She introduced something new to the industry, and her music is different. İt's unfortunate that the only thing we hype is mediocrity.

socialmallam:
Somewhere in South-west

This one worse self

LollySeaSide:
This is what happens when your brain doesn't communicate with your fingers.
The guy was contemplating whether to type:
"Thank God for being alive"
OR
"Thank God for keeping us alive".
He decided that the latter would do but that was after he's already typed "Thank God for being...".
He eventually forgot to change the "being" to "keeping".
If I were a lawyer, would you hire me to defend your case?
And hey...
The space between "a" and "live" was a slip of the finger!
Please don't ask me whether "we thanks" is correct English.
We is plural, so is thank+s = thanks!

Conjugation of English disagrees with you.

I thank
You thank
She/he thanks
We thank
They thank

İf you've done some research on English, you'll realise that it's one of the silliest and most incoherent languages. To top it all, it's spelling system makes little to no sense. Applying logic when speaking English doesn't just work. İt's not Turkish.

Channah1:
Your own even worse.

you don see am na.

bnbash:
English is not our mother tongue in the north and I admit we are not too good in speaking. I believe most of you who find this funny are only good in broken English because i can see from your comment here.

Most of them are worse. I was even laughing internally when I saw the comment section underneath his post. I'm sure that most of them can't speak English. And, by the way, you speak better English than most of the people talking rubbish here.

yad2eidi:
In china Japan , Germany etc , they use their language to teach them. English is not out language
May una rest

There are many minorities in China like the uyghur, but they all speak Chinese. Why? Because it's the lingua Franca, same goes for the other countries you mentioned there. English will always remain the lingua Franca because choosing one of our indigenous languages as a lingua Franca is a recipe for disaster.

ceejay80s:
Una see name abubarka and u expect his English to be correct?
he is one of those their pry sch common entrance pass put mark is 2 or15 , while Igbos pwn is 300 put of 400 questions , the same people fighting for government mouth watery post and even presidency

You aren't any different, i hope you know this? can you read this rubbish that you wrote?

nnamdi640:
Don't be surprise that soon he will become commissioner of police working with escorts as northerner product and you in the south will ended up working as a teacher in one private school. This is how imbalance this country is.

you read this nonsense before you posted it, right?

FalseProphet1:
He'll end up in one of the top government agencies. Then you'll be to wonder why nothing is working. There you have your answer.

This I have seen.

İngirishi . Pick the log in your eye first.

Ashley86400:
Olodo. Who told you Nigeria never enter 40 C.
You better go and google your country.
The hottest Temperature ever recorded in Nigeria was in March-April 1995 where temperature rose to 55 degrees Centigrade in the North-Eastern Part of the Country; specifically Borno State.

What kind of useless lie is this? 55C when deserts hardly get that hot.

descarado:
Bc they are not used to it.
Maiduguri can be 48 sometimes and more

Lies

1Sharon:
Nigeria has never reached 40 degrees! Not even Kano(31° presently)

İt has. İn 2010 46.2C

9jaRealist:
Biggest issue with hot weather in the UK is that most houses don’t have air conditioners…
>

Na only heating them get. İt's kind of ironic that this happened after they cut ties with Russia for gas supply

New007:
Normal temperature for here most times. Nothing mega.

Normal Temperature where? What was the highest temperature experienced in Nigeria over the last five years

Favorolasupo:
I think they meant "happiest countries in Europe/ the Northern Hemisphere...
Useless list..no single Latin America/ African country...Europe is not the Whole world mehn......

Us, Israel and the UK do not deserve to even be mentioned when happiness is involved.

CSNg:
And it is noteworthy to know that the first 11 nations are Blackophobic (racists)

Rubbish excuse. You way never commot your state in Nigeria dey talk about racism. Okay sir

chessguru:
many of the women see it as the norm and are happy with it

UAE that uses extremely cheap labour and treats their workers like slaves, or Saudi that oppresses it's women and has too many restrictive laws. Even tunisians are happier than the both of them combined.

HarlequinLekex:
Leave them alone,they just dey watch ball they on understand am.Those shouting laser,laser is used in world cup.

İmagine using laser as excuse for losing.

Una funny oh. Let's say that the referee was strict like the AFCON referees and considered every single foul and handball in this game, do you think we'd still win? Morocco for don get like 3 penalties, and una dey here dey cry ojoro. Don't even get me started on the countless chances Morocco missed, scores for don reach like 4-2.

nettan:
This naija coach is useless.. remoce the no9 is tired and adding nothing to the game. He needs to replace her with a defender a fresh leg

Honestly.

Yampotatocarrot:
I don't see them collecting red. I wonder why the Falcons are still coming out o... Wey Mourinho to teach these people how to pack box abeg

Abi. İn a dangerous situation Dem still dey find goal

PNomsule:
Bleep

The worse thing be say Dem no one shift to defensive game what a coach.