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emvico:
i claim it. AMEN AMEN AMEN. should i add more AMEN?

. Your request already granted.

ameboismyhobby:
As evribodi dey book space, make me sef sharparly join. Come, destined to win nd let us marry cus behind evri great man is a woman. Let me be dat woman

9JA I HAIL UNA. SO BCUS NA UNDER UR THREAD. U SELF WON TAP INTO THE ANNOINTING. OK OYA RECEIVE IT IN JESUS NAME. SAY A 3 BIG AMEN AND BE BLESSED.

I TAP INTO THAT MIRACLE TOO

crazymommy:
...hmm should I be honest with you??I see you standing among five different presidents cheering you,I do not know what u were doing among them,you kept waving at a very massive crowd cheerfully same way they waved happily at you,I don"t know why.....I saw this....forget my moniker and personality on Nairaland and take this spiritual message extremely seriously......I don't know you,I don't know your family ,i don't know your status but i repeat take this message very seriously and pray concerning it,I can see the fulfilment......


write this message down like a note if you can,infact write the date and time,and even add to it that the message was delivered by one random crazy woman I saw on Nairaland with the moniker "crazymommy"... keep it as a record....so in the future you can remember these day and check the note which you wrote today...

ONE MAN FOOD IS ANOTHER MAN POISON. WHO THIS RAT DON EPP ? MY BROTHER I BEG JEUN SOKE JOOOR. I BEG I NEED THE TAIL ONLY FOR OFFICIAL PURPOSE...


THE TIP OF THE TAIL IS ALWAYS WHITE, ITS USED FOR COMMAND TONE. DONT ASK ME HOW I KNEW. E DON TAY

Nairalanders, make una folo me thank God. i stopped smoking weed. i pray to God and he answered my prayers. you need come and listen to my voice as i rock Reedem Church with my sweat voice... now a choir. dont batch me pls. am just being grateful ni

Na your mouth we go hear say ear dey pain bubu. ba ?

franciskaine:
wetin u sef dey hide from police? Yahoo boy

Similar thing happened to me on my way from volks to alaba road while i went give a friend of mine a lift. I picked a young lady and on getting to police corner, police stopped me and so I quickly give her my phone bcus I got some information on it that the police might wanna ask me some jamb question. They parked u and starting asking me that who owns the car and all sort of questions. They wasted my time for about 30 min. So I decided to plead with the young lady that she can go that I won't like to take much of her time. Naso she carry my phone go. Something just came up my mind that she went away with my problem. I drank alomo and baby okwu like crase dat day to clear my thinking but for where. Who are we to blame ?

Vessi:
Two Legends in a snapshot

A snapshot containing 2 legend

SHE DON TALK HER MIND. WHY HATING ? IF NA U, U GO DO PASS LIKE DAT

And God will bless me and you with those that hit on like/comment on here for no reason. type Amen to claim this.

VIEWS95:
I just love this girl.... For no reason at all...... Super crush on her!

what made me laugh at most was how mr seun lay the title: Woman Scatters Whatsapp Prayer Group With Her Unclad Photos Posted

laff won scatter my belle....

nanauju:
Did anyone notice dat guy behind davido

yea I noticed. David's ft am inside the pic ni

Am very happy to be alive this very day. JUNE 9 still loading. My birthday am tellin u. Pls what do u want from me nairalanders especially June born.
Wish me happy birthday in advance jare

akalamoyo:
and who are you, Bill Gates?

am not bill gate bro and mind you, the day you are no more, you will know why and why am talking about. You think is easy to be alive shay ?

Oh yea. See how he went about it

June 9. Pls wish me happy birthday in advance.

@OP. pls let's try and be positive on our saying/words. As for me and my nairalanders, the economy is not harsh on us o. We rocking it

There is a woman for every man, there is a man for every woman. Naso Naso dem talk o. Nibo ni temi wao. -in adekunle's voice.

I smell end time shit on every thread this days. Hmmmm. Help us oh lord. Guide and protect us from all evil. Nigeria is no more just safe anymore. What a nation that lies on a scam. May God almighty protect and save us from every evil shit that is occurring in this country. Amen

aminho:
I remember the maid my mum employed in 1994 she was with us thru thick and thin till she got married last year i had to travel to gombe and taraba for the wedding and reception MaRY you are one of a kind

GOD BLESS HER

MEN I GATS TRIPPLE MY HUSTLE O. NO TIME FOR Yoruba Yoruba. AND MY NEIGHBOUR BUY BENZ YESTERDAY O. GOD I BEG, IF PEOPLE DEY SHOUT YEH WON GBE I BEG MAKE ME DEY JOLLY HERE AND THERE O. BABA GOD O

Michellla:
korede's lips is always oily..Hmm

SO WHATS ON UR MIND ?

dont even know what to say because i dont watch football but that make no sense to me and even if islam doesnt support football, you dont need to fight for God. God do fight for himself. TGIF

Only the most high God. Which is te creator and heaven can say if boko haram are guilty for there killings/ way of life or not.
Who am I to judge ! Emi erupe lasan lasan

Pls nairalanders, how much will it cost me to host a beautiful birthday party like this. Ad also, pls do tell me how i can reach all this super stars to gain there attention that day. Money no be the problem. Is just that am not a super star pls advice

johnshagb:
The Eweddu broom tho . Indication the husband is a big fan of Amala

After taking hot amala and ewedu, retire to the room and knack jumoke some nice akpako under chilly AC. The man life don change too.

. Laff don scatter my head for here o. I hope the husband is on nairaland. This would have put a smile on his face but wait o. This olajumoke huband self don dey use style blow be that o.

Changing of number or not is got no business with your marriage. Only if you got guilty conscience you can be reasoning this with your wifey. Even if she changes no bcuz of your personal interest. She still know how to retrieve them. Woman na woman. That's why you should pray to God your creator before marriage. Marriage can never be controlled by your power but God. Safe

Na abroad this kind thing fit happen see as the thing come be like say the guy use the car propose to him girl. Abroad sweat o I swear. For those of you planning to go heaven(paradise), try hustle make you enter yanky or Canada first before you fit dey reason heaven o.

This is not an educated madness I beg. Live still dey chack dem dis one. The thing self come be like say dem dey design alter for church.

victorD3:
This church business is making sense I encourage unemployed Nigerians to join the line.



But the dude look like a Yahoo boy

. Gmail boy I beg tell me how yahoo boys look ?

You won't regret doing this business in d name of our lord Jesus.

So no be 1500 naira bling bling them dey wear again. Na 4K naira bling bling. Na waoo.