₦airaland Forum

micfoley:
Na only him dey the plane? Mr lbu is talented sha....enjoy. The guy Don sharply locate fufu for Germany @ last pix

. Bros Naso your eye sharp reach ? I fear o. Your eye no different from nkiru eye way dey penetrate anger tinted glass car to see d driver weda him fit bleep am. I hail o bros

Niccurs looking for money by all means. How would one know they are kidnappers? I beg if anybody get money ? Travel abroad with your family and never return. Naija is full of scam.
Government is the number one scam.
Tired of this country
Hustling till I get paid. #alibabateam

But at OP don't lie o. Even before the snake was caught, you already have it in mind that your post will hit front page BACK2BACK. Any post involving snake shall hit front page back2back. If you want the snake come and take it

funnynation:
Moving cattle from one place to another wit AK47..I wonder for Buhari. Na wa for una oo. I pity Agatu people sha..



Nairaland official comedian

can I be your PA? so that when u blow by Gods grace u won't bother searching for PA all about. All I need is Yes

moneybag100:
What tension is there from killing a criminal?

. Imagine o

AngryNigerian:
Did anybody notice what i noticed...

yes I noticed it a well but you be bad guy I swear. Let us watch and see if anyone noticed again.

Whenever such scenero happens. 2 things are involve.
Firstly: after purchase of the cow, the guy might have called on one aboki to drive it down with the pea cop. But unfortunately the aboki no gree the price due to the fact that they have bought worth of huge amount. All of a sudden na him d guy vess say wetin how much I buy the cow aboki. I buy cow for 90k u won help me carry am go house for 20k wetin happen self.
Secondly: na him d guy vess say guy open boot jare make we carry the cow for our boot make we use the money go drink beer.
On greeting home,
Dad: kilode eyin Omo yi. Shay b mofun yin ni owo moto. Una won spoil the car ?
Son : dad no o o. The aboki say him go collect 30k to carry am come house.
Dad: kilode

There is no big deal to this because we are in the end time.
So we are bound to see strange things either good or bad but none will have effect on us.
I hail the phone way snap that cow. D phone be like my x 5-2. And I think that car is called EOD which means end of discussion. But me call am EODC. END OF THE COW.

UncleLondon:
My cousin and I were in the said plane. The reason for the delay was untechnical, but human. The actual cause of the delay was caused by a Ghanaian teenage girl with a big backside who complained that an old man beside her took picture of her and touched her booobiez 3 times while she was sleeping.

The man got a slapped twice that everyone in the cabin heard and it turned to a big turmoil while crusing on air. Some other people started fighting which lead the pilot to reduce the cruising speed. Some people even threatened they would jump out if the pilot didn't make an emergency landing, but the pilot claimed it was not in the Standard Airbus Navigation Policy to make an emergency landing for such reason anywhere at latitude 9degree North of the equator and beyond.

So, if you read all this and thought I was making sense. You just wasted 2 minutes of your life. I just made everything up.

. Your story still make sense pass the thread. I love wasting time to read stories like this. Pls more of that and I don't mind marketing any of your story books if available. God bless you and your story

politricks:
What is this doing on frontpage?. Fans clap and peter okoye clap back so? But who win for the clapping competition?

. Every clap was a hit back to back.

lielbree:

Fuel is 150 in PH pump price!!

Please how much is fuel in your area?

. No fuel at all on the island. AJAH LEKKY AREA. only One new filling station called NORTH WEST sells fuel for normal price on daily basis but the queue no be here but well arranged. The filling station is located after ikota complex. I buy fuel there everyday. Thank you

iykebest1:
Grace family. I tap into whatever thing that is working in this family.

. Bad guy. So you won connect enter there blessing. You are free to connect brother o but I hope you know the password. Because you can't just connect easily like that. It's just like a WIFI

Godsgal:
Op. Where is the baby? I ran down here hoping 2 find a baby photo, only 4 me 2 see Tonto's face.

chill small. You go soon see am but I bet you say tonto no go gree show us now. Her own paparazy go pass tiwa own

tit:
buhari is next.
he will be handcuffq next time he comes to london

. Look yourself in the mirror and see how you look. Go handcuff your self first. Ewu

nuelzy:
ihukwanum okolo .....



d tin wey me talk leave lil kesh wey i call name come dey pain u for ur dry chest




bt maybe dis goat thinks his opinion counts...



ehe!!! oga....pls shift...i think lil kesh just called

sorry if you don vess. Havent Ben on my medication for some while. No vess brother.

humbleself242:
I called u when I saw ur comment on my post in nairaland but there was no response

sorry. Re try

nuelzy:
kesh eh...can i be ur friend....i need to tell u something....#whispers# will u borrow me 30k abeg

. Stop trying to be a friend of ready made nyga. Go be a friend of un ready made nyga so dat when dey blow den u both run shit hand to hand. Golddigger.

175:
This evening, I tempted a popular wailer on
facebook, I retrieved his number from facebook
and called him, told him my name was Lanre
Shonibare, the PA to the Governor of Ogun state
nd dat Ì've been seeing his critical updates on
facebook, I thought he was gonna hang up on me
since he was PDP nd I was APC but rather, his
tone changed and from d moment he heard I was
PA to Amosun, he promptly changed to sir.


I told him I would love to work with him nd would need
him to change his crtitcal attitude towards the
APC and work in favour of the APC, again I
thought he would call down fire and brimstone
from heaven to consume me and the entire APC
like he does on facebook but he was calm and he
agreed to have a meeting with me. I told him I
was in Magodo nd would love to meet him
tomorrow to arrange a meeting with the Governor
of Ogun state. Lol. I could notice the joy in his
voice over the phone as he kept shouting thank
you sir, alright sir,,,,, lol, that guy abi na man sef
must be drinking with his friends now and
celebrating his new appointment with OGSG. Lol.


When he calls me tomorrow, I will tell him to
meet me at Ikeja City Mall, Hehehe, na there he
go dey till day go dark. Ì've removed him from my
list make he nor go see dis post come wise up.
Seriously, a lot of wailers are just jobless people
looking for cheap popularity on social media.

Mr. Livingstone Brownowari

I beg shay you fit give me the contact of the guy way dey sell weed for you ?

Rapmoney:
Thanks sis...but my pastor said I should avoid lap-dancers!

better you don't let them give you lap dance. Na lap dance dem give my brother for one club for lekky. Naso 20k take waka. Lap dance of 2 minute o and we dey hungry fr house even before he left. End time lap dance could lead to another thing. Say no to anything in form of lap dance.

nuelzy:
d way i just take like dis woman is weird .....



ah dunno...i feel happy seeing her pictures...i can never pass any movie that has her in it...


d mention of her name alone sef gives me butterfly in mt belle....


am i normal

you are very much normal. No use your last statement convince us. Ashawo. Stop bleeping at another persons wife. Na small small una dey start. I wonder how u go take explain how God be to you or you to have exaggerate the love you got fr another mans wife compared to God your creator. Easy bro

Tired of this country called Nigeria.
God pls let thy kingdom come even if am not holy
Killing here an there.
I do ask my self that what is the purpose of living or comin into this wicked world
Should we blame Adam and Eve
Who should we blame
I now get tired of everything especially my country
No one is to be trusted especially the government
No place is safe any longer
What do we do
God is so merciful
Some said, there is no God
They said God is a scam
What do we do now
Pls let thy kingdom come oh lord
Now I see we are in the end time
I have always spend my whole time in door bcuz I don't understand this world any longer

humbleself242:
Get well dearie,I NEED JOB,ANY HELP 08023122554,08035888056.......POST GRADUATE CERTIFICATE (PGD)

. God will locate you in a very short time. All you need to do is just for you to make little children happy. Try to look buy clothes for the unclad children within your locality or elsewhere. Just try and make kids happy. And God will locate you. Hit me up for advice. 08124372640

FvckeDyoBiTch:
Okay, when she dies, make sure she takes a picture some minutes before kicking the bucket...



Attention seeker Stupid_

do you have a heart at all. How would you feel if someone which your wife or mother or future wife this. Some kinda shit one types on here could affect life o. Mind your speech and ask for forgiveness

AMEN

oluseyiforjesus:
May God punish all cultists

Pls sir what's the code used in getting this 3gig for 1500 kindly give feedback

nbright:
Airtel 1500 for 3 GB

irunooboo:
Slim man with an obvious Huge dick God bless Ife

. What is this one saying.

You mean spare part like Toyota or Honda. Which are you talking about.

Souljeezy:
see names I've Neva seen in my life...
y not purchase smartphones with easy-to-get spare part s?!.

Na small small dem dey upgrade! From fowl e go enter goat.

big fool.

adeyemi2015:
I did Google the "RJP" and the attached image shows the results!

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No wonder it's so hard for you to make a simple comment without blunders!
Typical Wailer!

Try Correct someone next time and stop making jest of someone to get likes. if am a clown then WTF are u. am a clown and still counting millions ok. ape ko to ye e. BASTARD

jayhumble:
This nigga is a clown... WTF is RJP

Am Happy for u o . Congrats

Mrfahaz:
FTC at last.........lalasticlala I will email you my account details so you will send me my FTC entitlement....... FTC crew I know how u feel

PLS O. I NEED TO KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A YAHOO BOY AND THOSE POLITICIANS STEALING MONEY.