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PoliticsRe: Lagos State Government Procures 100 Vehicles For Traditional Rulers by Lifebender(m): 8:24pm On Apr 27, 2015
Apc
PoliticsRe: Jonathan To Buhari, I Am Ready For Probe. by Lifebender(m): 8:15pm On Apr 27, 2015
Mr Jonathan,Your shame is beating his drum,are you sure u're ready to dancehuh

You as well as I know its going to be a shame is u're probed cos u'll be found guilty starting from the $20b to fuel subsidy scandal,#21b for your campaign,the money u smuggled to SA.
But GMB is a gentle man,he wont like to disgrace a former President.That is why:
GMB is my role model
Amaechi my hero
grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Historical Photos Of Biafran Soldiers At A Military Base Near Owerri by Lifebender(m): 10:09pm On Apr 26, 2015
ichidodo:
[color=#1980BC] Yorubas and noisemaking....the closest FFK came close to Bianca was masturbatin to one of her campaign sized ads of her victory at MBGN beauty pageant. FFK is even worse,in his estimation "Masturbating to the picture of an Igbo Beauty Queen is the hieght of cultural achievement in yorubaland"... [/color]
Ok tell mii about his new GF den.We u just shut d sh1t up,and stop turning urself tribal warlord
PoliticsRe: Historical Photos Of Biafran Soldiers At A Military Base Near Owerri by Lifebender(m): 10:04pm On Apr 26, 2015
ichidodo:
[color=#1980BC] An example of a highly promiscous yoruba man....Most consider it a personal achievement to bleep women and if they are igbos? The drums and trumpets come out to celebrate these massive cultural achievement.... [/color]
Aw!!!playing the victim?Thought u're claiming yoruba girls are cheap and dirty..

Ichidodo,the day u and airforce1 stop hating the yoruba tribe,the day u become wise
PoliticsRe: Historical Photos Of Biafran Soldiers At A Military Base Near Owerri by Lifebender(m): 9:57pm On Apr 26, 2015
ichidodo:
[color=#1980BC] The question is why the very high incidence of yoruba men marrying igbo women than vice-versa??....Are yoruba women that very ugly and dirty?? or is the yoruba gene becoming so incestuos that one could be unknowingly marrying his own sister since tis common knowledge that yoruba are [size=18pt]highly promiscous?[/size] [/color]
ReallyhuhTell mii about FFK and bianca.
The issue why yorubas get them is because..They are freely accessible.Case closed.
PoliticsRe: Historical Photos Of Biafran Soldiers At A Military Base Near Owerri by Lifebender(m): 9:53pm On Apr 26, 2015
Billyonaire:
The OP is mischievous, there is no facial resembrance there to depict any of those kids as Igbos or other Biafran soldiers of the SS/SE Biafrans. My Dad was one of the gallant men that navigated the bushes and gave us the hope that we must fight oppressions of all forms. One wonders why I am a fighter in life, its in the DNA. We have conquered Lagos economically, we are conquering Abuja commercially and very soon we will conquer the whole of Africa ..."money-cally". We are talking money and you are talking nonsense.

Learn survival from the Igbos, stop hating on the Biafrans. We are survivors and we are victorious conquerors. We win, and we take your women, your wine and your economy.
This pulled my attention man,Whose wife?Yorubashuh You funny man...
I cant count the numbers of Ngozi,Chioma,Chidima and Ada i'vw bleeped.Now get that.Talking abt baes,yorubas have no equal.The ground is open for debate grin
PoliticsRe: Darius Ishiaku Wins Taraba Governorship Election by Lifebender(m): 3:02pm On Apr 26, 2015
Bullsh1t
RomanceRe: Who Do Ladies Call With Recharge Cards?? by Lifebender(m): 6:55pm On Apr 24, 2015
chuks87:
lolzzz... n u didnt use ur head 4 once...
True luv my broda na blind man cry
RomanceRe: Who Do Ladies Call With Recharge Cards?? by Lifebender(m): 6:52pm On Apr 24, 2015
amsoslim:
choi!!! Laf wan destroy me hre. Bruh I can bet my fairy tooth u aint d oly one who hs bin unda dah kynda spell. But I hope say she parted the red sea so u walk thru wif all d tinz she do u if not tell mak I giv u expo so she go pay fr all she do u
If i hear say a no bleep the living day comot her body,make i waka from here go southygrin grin.She enjoyed mii like my airtym grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Who Do Ladies Call With Recharge Cards?? by Lifebender(m): 6:49pm On Apr 24, 2015
amsoslim:
choi!!! Laf wan destroy me hre. Bruh I can bet my fairy tooth u aint d oly one who hs bin unda dah kynda spell. But I hope say she parted the red sea so u walk thru wif all d tinz she do u if not tell mak I giv u expo so she go pay fr all she do u
If i hear say a no bleep the living day comot her body,make i walk from here go Southy grin grin.She gbadun mii like my airtymgrin grin grin
RomanceRe: Who Do Ladies Call With Recharge Cards?? by Lifebender(m):
Thank you Unibenstudent
This is the question of the century;Whom do our baes call with the airtym we sent them.
I remember Ngozi just now.That bae magamugudized mii like hell.
She sucked mii like a br3ast feeding moma
Made mii a debtor like Uncle Sam(US)
Decreased ma worth like Dangote.
Depreciate my value like Naira,
Turned mii to GTB/FCMB ATM machine.
I cant count the numbers of card i sent her.Yeah i mean voucher.Each and evrytime i only get a flash as a confirmation she has seen it.I'll even use the remaining airtym meant to call ma mum to call her.
The jazz blew on her when i went thru her call records one day and i saw one man she used all airtym i sent her to call.One ALHAJI she claimed ti's her uncle.
That bae ehn,God polish her wherever she went
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CrimeRe: Man Arrested In Lagos For Attempting To Export Indian Hemp To China by Lifebender(m):
lalasticlala:
Lagos – The National Drug Law Enforcement Agency (NDLEA) on Friday apprehended a man, 40, for attempting to transport Indian hemp (Cannabis Sativa) to China.
According to the statement, the man, a medicine dealer, was apprehended at the Murtala Mohammed International Airport (MMIA), with cannabis he ingested.
The statement quoted the NDLEA Airport Commander, Hamza Umar, as saying that the man was a serial offender and had been caught several times.
“The suspect specialises in concealing cannabis in foodstuffs for innocent travellers.

“Unfortunately for him, the parcel he sent through the Lagos airport was intercepted.

“While we were investigating this case, he attempted sending another shipment of cannabis at the Enugu airport where he was apprehended,’’ it said.

The statement said that the Chairman of NDLEA, Ahmadu Giade, had assured members of the public that the agency would bring traffickers to book.

“The NDLEA has an effective drug detecting mechanism at all the airports.

“We shall continue to increase our capacity and send drug barons out of the criminal transaction in drugs.
The offender claimed Prince Buruji Kashamu is his role model
“Let me assure you that no drug dealer shall go unpunished and we are working hard to address the problem of drug production, trafficking and abuse,’’ it quoted Giade As saying.

The statement said that the suspect would be charged to court soon. (NAN)
Buruji Kashamu,when are u making that trip to Uncle Sam grin
PoliticsRe: N40 Pump Fuel Price Is My Figure, Not Buhari’s, Says David-west by Lifebender(m): 9:17am On Apr 24, 2015
zeekz:
IBADAN—FORMER Petroleum Minister and Professor of Virology, Professor Tam David-West, has said there was never a time the President-elect, General Muhammadu Buhari (retd), said he would reduce the pump price of fuel to N40 per litre as reported some days ago.

The don, who spoke with Vanguard in his residence in Ibadan, explained that the N40 per litre was his own preferred pump fuel price and should not have been attributed to Buhari.

He said: “I wish to correct a wrong impression carried in the newspapers, entitled, “Buhari’ll reduce petrol to N40-David West.” I did not make such categorical statement and I’m sure that Gen. Buhari will agree with me that I could not have made such a categorical statement.


“Gen. Buhari and I have said it times without number that the phenomenon called subsidy is fraudulent. N40 per litre is my own figure which I have repeatedly used in all my write-ups and interviews.”

However, while alluding to a comment made by a Texas professor, who said petrol should sell for N35 per litre, he said it was possible for the price of fuel to be reduced drastically if all four refineries were serviced to produce at maximum capacity, adding that for now, the refineries were performing at minimum capacity.

One of the antidotes that could make life more comfortable for Nigerians, he said, was the complete removal of middlemen who import fuel, noting that fuel importation must stop.
''Nigeria can go directly to refinery owners. We have done it before during Buhari’s time.” When asked if he could serve in the petroleum sector if invited or recommend anyone who could be of service to Nigerians, the erudite professor said it was God “who directs him and leads him on what to do next.
“In 1990, I wrote on sabotage theory of Nigeria’s refineries which was published by Vanguard. Our refineries can work, but some people sabotage the refineries.It is not because we don’t have Nigerians who can repair it and turn things around. If that fails, the people who built refineries can repair it. If people in government do it, there will be no more importation of fuel.

“I respect Gen. Buhari because he has much integrity and I believe that he would be a good leader. It is true that expectations of Nigerians are very high. No new leader can perform miracles. People should give him time and conducive atmosphere to perform. I don’t believe in 100 days in office, it is nonsense. If you are packing from one house to a new one, will 100 days be enough to settle down. How do you expect a sudden turn-around within 100 days when so much damage has been done for years.

“But, it will not take too long before Nigeria would experience that change they crave for. Between the first six months and one year, people would feel that positive change,” he said.

On the defeat of President Goodluck Jonathan at the polls, he said he felt so happy that he lost, adding, “I have never supported him and I will not support him because I am an Ijaw man. His policies are very bad,” he maintained
PoliticsRe: N40 Pump Fuel Price Is My Figure, Not Buhari’s, Says David-west by Lifebender(m):
ichidodo:
[color=#1980BC] Changing goal posts at the last minute has become a common sport for APC......And you want to deny,this isnt One Chance?Let it be said as long as this doesn't interfere with Buhari's plans of stabilizing crude oil price or equalizing our Naira to the Dollar, then we good to go. [/color]
jascon1:
The only things in David West's brain are testicles

GamingRe: Are You A 90's Baby? by Lifebender(m): 9:41pm On Apr 23, 2015
idris4eva:
that game u just describe I play am tire even I can't count the number of dunlop wey I cut to play it..u just tie the thread to a nail n nail it to d ground baba game don start niyen o
U and ur pad ni o.We compete,as in the 1st to reach the nail..grin grin.This generation is surely missing all the fun sad
GamingRe: Are You A 90's Baby? by Lifebender(m): 9:39pm On Apr 23, 2015
Danhumprey:
I remember this game. Such fond memory!cheesy
Hahahahaha...e sweet die.Those memories tho...
GamingRe: Are You A 90's Baby? by Lifebender(m):
No i didnt.I played ones with slippers and thread.
The slippers id the pad,we tie a knot in the thread,use broom as the button,and then mount another small broom in form of V on the thread.grin grin
SportsRe: Top 7 Most Beautiful Nigerian Sports Women by Lifebender(m): 9:40pm On Apr 22, 2015
tsdarkside:
thunder.......hahahaha,,, grin grin grin
grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Emmanuel Adebayo And Wizkid Party Away In London [photos] by Lifebender(m): 8:06pm On Apr 22, 2015
Airforce1:
Superstar footballer for Tottenham and Togo has a reputation for hanging out with major Nigerian music stars whenever he gets the chance.



But this is the first time he’s been sighted with Wizkid.

The Star Boy act, who’s currently in London was spotted partying with Emmanuel Adebayor.

The two were joined by a couple of friends and allies.

photos below: –


https://instagram.com/p/1wsYX2G6xQ/
We talk say make u release album u dey tell us wizkid and adebayo dey london.Na for afterlife u wan release ur albumhuh
SportsRe: Top 7 Most Beautiful Nigerian Sports Women by Lifebender(m): 7:47pm On Apr 22, 2015
Pwaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy da Lor!
Pwayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy da lor!!
Pwayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy da living jesu.
After so many yrs of FTC barreness,who can believe i can give birth to 1st to comment at my age.But God has finally done it.
And to my comment i say.May u live long to witness ur greatgreatgreatgrandFirst to comment.
And to missclassy i say more power to ur phone.

Lemme celebate dis by bringing out my VASELINE grin.
E BA MI YIN OLUWA LOGO OOO!!!!!
PoliticsRe: Photos From Mohammed Babangida's Daughter's 10th Birthday Party by Lifebender(m): 7:33pm On Apr 22, 2015
ginawest:
tenk u so much
Happy Birthday Too,Jah bless ur new age.I hope am not late for the party grin
FamilyRe: What Factors Should A Family Consider When Hiring A Househelp? by Lifebender(m): 12:33pm On Apr 22, 2015
Why did i even space this book,I knoweth notundecided
CelebritiesRe: Stephanie Okereke Celebrates 3rd Wedding Anniversary With Amazing Photo by Lifebender(m): 7:30pm On Apr 21, 2015
Everytime i see news like this,i been they think it is S3UN.S3UN when will u get married.
LiteratureRe: Top 10 Nigerian Writers Of All Time. by Lifebender(m):
Chinua Achebe:
Arrow Of God
No Longer At Ease
Things Fall Apart
Chike And The River
A Man Of The People.
Have read all.Of all these,A Man Of The People is my best.Very applicable to 2015 election.
I pray may He continue to write in the bossom of the Lord,so it wont be boring during my journey in death.

[color=#990099]Last Bullet:[/color] Op,where is Cyprian Ekwensi angry,he should be 2nd on that list,D.O Fagunwa and General Olusegun Obasanjo toogrin
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PoliticsRe: 3 Major Nigerian Problems Buhari Should Tackle - Dangote by Lifebender(m): 3:51pm On Apr 20, 2015
So many advisers these days.The day Aliko Dangote became Buhari's Adviser,I dont know.
And he seems to emphasize on economy only(Business as usual).''A beggar has no shame,he can only guard his bowl'' sad
CultureRe: Pictures Of Nigeria's Good Old Days by Lifebender(m): 2:17pm On Apr 20, 2015
I think all those above mii really have something to say,just go read them.They might modify undecided
PoliticsRe: Nairaland Hits 2,000,000 Topics Today. by Lifebender(m): 12:39pm On Apr 19, 2015
ozoigbondu:
Now is two million and 30
Ayam starting to liken you after the election ya knw..grin.Oya chop knucklegringrin
Foreign AffairsRe: 'We Are Living In Fear' -Nigerians In South Africa Cry Out by Lifebender(m):
I've read what they wrote there and its good to the ear.My points are:
1.They claimed they have 13m as against 11m in johannesburg,Lagos has 21m and yet we are no fronting.
2.They av ''Unemployed peoples forum''That shows how lazy they are.
3.And to think the africans asked to go back to their respective countries spent millions to liberate them from their slave masters shows ungrateful they are.4Nigerian govt should make haste to evacuate all learned workers e.g Docs,Engrs,Accs and others and see how far this people can go without foreigners.

Howbeit one point they made which i like is ''every africans should go back to their country''Accepted.Our government should tell Mtn,Shoprite,DSTV to go back to their country too and start making profit.
And the govt should make haste and eveacuate all nigerians in SA before they die of starvation(Ungrateful ''SAVAGE ANIMALS'').
CelebritiesRe: Denrele Poses With A Lady (see Photo) by Lifebender(m): 11:49am On Apr 17, 2015
It is mii,abi it is my eyes that thought is itnt Denrele shocked
Anyway it if is,is it sickangry
PoliticsRe: Fashola Rewards Gallant Female Police Officer, Mercy John (pics) by Lifebender(m): 5:14pm On Apr 14, 2015
That man is one of a kind
PoliticsRe: PDP Wins 13 Plateau Assembly Seats, Speaker Loses To APC Candidate by Lifebender(m): 2:35pm On Apr 14, 2015
Lala,change that title to''APC members to be''.Those lot'll soon decamp to APC.The next best thing to happened to nigeria after independence.

AAAPPPPPSSSSSHHHHHIIIIIIIII#Faints
PoliticsRe: Anti-amaechi Lawmakers Win by Lifebender(m): 11:42am On Apr 14, 2015
Osakah24:
there is a very dirty politics behind those chibok girls kidnap and only time will tell.
We just want em back

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