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LiteratureRe: Intellectual Property Removed At Owner's Request by Lifebender(m): 1:17am On Apr 08, 2015
#bring chair,observes closely...
#Well am early for the party,good one.
#Who goes therehuhStandd i guess..
#Ok ok she wrys good..
Oya bar man,gimme 2 bottles of Origin
#Light my expensive malaysian weed..Puffs like no oda,
Fire on,i dey ur back standd bae grin
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PoliticsRe: Amaechi’s Admission Of Failure Shows Rivers Deserves A Better Governor - Wike by Lifebender(m): 8:07pm On Apr 04, 2015
And Wike must be thinking he is the better governorundecided.Wait till april 11,you can win nothing since a mortal is your god.Your evil days are over in Rivers.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Wins Borno To Consolidate Victory by Lifebender(m): 10:31pm On Mar 31, 2015
[size=18pt]Hmmm[/size]
PoliticsRe: APC Claims Victory In Presidential Election Ahead Of Inec’s Declaration by Lifebender(m): 5:16pm On Mar 31, 2015
Yeah!!!We af win already cheesy grin.
Remember t'is Holy Week,So while i was reading ma bible this morning,i saw dis:

Mark 15:34-37/40
15.And in the Tenth hour,jonathan shouted Eloi Eloi Lama Sabachthani? Which is being interpreted,My God,My god,why hast thou forsaken me?
35.And some of them that stood by,when they heard it said,Behold,He calleth Dokubo.
36.And one ran and filled a spunge full of Schnnap and gave him to drink,saying let us see whether Dokubo will save you now.
37.And jonathan cried with a loud voice saying [b]''It is finished''

40.And there were women looking on afar off:Among whom was Patience Faka the shepopotamus,Alison Madueke his mistress,Stella Odua the thief and NOI the crook.

DAMN IT,I THINK I'LL GET A NEW BIBLE
angry

PoliticsRe: What's Your Opinion On The Conduct Of The 2015 General Election? by Lifebender(m): 5:15pm On Mar 31, 2015
Na Godwin...U hear..
PoliticsRe: Fayose Praises Buhari, Urges Nigerians To Accept Election Results by Lifebender(m): 5:09pm On Mar 31, 2015
Glowstone:
Sai baba



500 likes for you
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When u join APC crew nah??Abi shame don dey catch you sefhuh
PoliticsRe: River State Presidential Election Result Announced, Jega Accepts Result by Lifebender(m): 1:15pm On Mar 31, 2015
No shaking,I bet after this,Jega has no fVcking ryt to reject any vote from North.And besides the crisis that'll rock Rivers,Wike,PEJ will be sorry for manipulating their result.If ur calculation is ryt,APC is still leading.

Shameless bunch of Riggers
PoliticsRe: Okorocha Catches Alleged PDP Loyalists With Ballot Boxes In Imo (photos) by Lifebender(m): 1:13pm On Mar 31, 2015
AndreRose:
Read that link.
I dnt av to,thats quite diff to riggers..
PoliticsRe: Okorocha Catches Alleged PDP Loyalists With Ballot Boxes In Imo (photos) by Lifebender(m): 1:03pm On Mar 31, 2015
AndreRose:
Okay. So what about the little children that voted in kano?
www.nairaland.com/2227556/polling-units-under-watch

#PDP
What happened to them undecided
PoliticsRe: Okorocha Catches Alleged PDP Loyalists With Ballot Boxes In Imo (photos) by Lifebender(m): 12:58pm On Mar 31, 2015
The wind af blow,we af seen the yansh of the Mrcork grin..

Abeg jona,b4 u go,dont add more bad names to the ones u already had...Anyway i hope jungle justice was metted out to the INEC officials angry
PoliticsRe: INEC Anounces Results For 7 More States, APC Leading by Lifebender(m): 10:16pm On Mar 30, 2015
Those guys are learners..
RomanceRe: Men & Cheating: My Experience, My Lessons! by Lifebender(m): 4:31pm On Mar 30, 2015
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PoliticsRe: Kebbi Presidential Election Results by Lifebender(m): 11:09am On Mar 30, 2015
[b]knock out everywhere...PDP must be having the black eye right now...APC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mr former president here is your Bio:
Name:Goodluck Ebele Jonathan
Nick: Dunno Jonathan/The clueless one
Assumed Office:6 May 2010
Y. Active:6 yrs
Party: PDP
Preceded By:Umaru Musa Yar'adua(Late)
Succeded By:Muhammadu Buhari
Country:Nigeria
POB: Otuoke
Age:57yr
Religion:Christianity,Ogboni Fraternity
Spouse:Faka Patience Jonathan(Shepopotamus)
Mistress:Alison Madueke
Alma Mata:UNIPORT
Best Known For:Stealing $20bn
Achievement:Chibok girls Kidnap,Nursing/Sponsoring BH,Romancing Corruption,Fuels subsidy scam(Listless)
Scandal:Aso rock 3some s3x tape
Business Partners/Fellow looters:A. Madueke,NOI,Farouk Lawan,Bala Muhammed,Oni of Ife e.t.c
Loyalist:Asari dokubo,Boyloaf,Tompolo,Massob,OPC and BH
#land Paid e-Warriors:Mogidi,LMAyedun,tit,severussnape,seunichidodo,ozoigbondu,barcanista,Tallesty,Airforce1,GBTYO,Chukwudi44,Anonimi,Acidosis,Firefire
Endorsed By:Witches,Herbalist,Prostitutessad
Cc:Gbawe,egift,DrIdowu,Origin101,Ilekeh,Berem,madridguy,donphilus,Ibnsultaan,Collynzo419,Kastonkastrol,UrennaNkoli,Buygala,LRNZH[/b]
PoliticsRe: Official Final Results For Oyo State Just Announced by Lifebender(m): 10:43am On Mar 30, 2015
Sanchez01:
Hahahahaha! Wins everywheregrin



Change is inevitable!
Boy u bad oo...That ur signature na die grin
PoliticsRe: Ondo Election Result by Lifebender(m): 10:39am On Mar 30, 2015
[b]APC!!!!!!!!!!

Name:Goodluck Ebele Jonathan
Nick: Dunno Jonathan/The clueless one
Assumed Office:6 May 2010
Y. Active:6 yrs
Party: PDP
Preceded By:Umaru Musa Yar'adua(Late)
Succeded By:Muhammadu Buhari
Country:Nigeria
POB: Otuoke
Age:57yr
Religion:Christianity,Ogboni Fraternity
Spouse:Faka Patience Jonathan(Shepopotamus)
Mistress:Alison Madueke
Alma Mata:UNIPORT
Best Known For:Stealing $20bn
Achievement:Chibok girls Kidnap,Nursing/Sponsoring BH,Romancing Corruption,Fuels subsidy scam(Listless)
Scandal:Aso rock 3some s3x tape
Business Partners/Fellow looters:A. Madueke,NOI,Farouk Lawan,Bala Muhammed,Oni of Ife e.t.c
Loyalist:Asari dokubo,Boyloaf,Tompolo,Massob,OPC and BH
#land Paid e-Warriors:Mogidi,LMAyedun,tit,severussnape,seunichidodo,ozoigbondu,barcanista,Tallesty,Airforce1,GBTYO,Chukwudi44,Anonimi,Acidosis,Firefire
Endorsed By:Witches,Herbalist,Prostitutessad
Cc:Gbawe,egift,DrIdowu,Origin101,Ilekeh,Berem,madridguy,donphilus,Ibnsulta,Collynzo419,Kastonkastrol,Sanchez01,UrennaNkoli,Buygala,LRNZH[/b]
PoliticsRe: Nasir El Rufai Tweet That Got Twitter Buzzing On Saturday by Lifebender(m): 8:35am On Mar 30, 2015
grin grin grin Namadi Dumbo grin grin grin.
RomanceRe: This Is Why Men Cheat by Lifebender(m): 8:28am On Mar 30, 2015
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EducationRe: Collated Pictures Of The Great Obafemi Awolowo University by Lifebender(m): 8:19am On Mar 30, 2015
That emotionmotion ground tho,best place to be at nyt sad.
PoliticsRe: Breaking News: APC Rigging Lagos Election Live - Election Results Missing by Lifebender(m): 8:04am On Mar 30, 2015
tit:
[s]Lagos Election Results of Saturday not Yet at Collation Center!

The agent of the Peoples Democratic Party for the presidential election collation in Lagos State, Mr. Wahab Owokoniran, and his All Progressives Congress counterpart, Senator Tokunbo Afikuyomi, on Monday morning hotly disagreed during the collation exercise at the Independent National Electoral Commission Lagos office.

The quarrel began immediately the Collation Officer for Lagos State, Prof. Isaac Adewole, announced the suspension of the collation of the presidential poll till 8am.

Before Adewole suspended the collation of the result at 1.48am, electoral officers of four local government areas had submitted the results of their respective council areas, while the results for the remaining 16 local government areas had yet to be returned to the INEC office.

But immediately after Adewole, who is the Vice Chancellor, University of Ibadan, announced the suspension of the collation of the result, Owokoniran flared up and protested the decision, asking the state collation officer to explain the rationale behind the shift.

Owokoniran raised issues concerning non-arrival of the result of the election that was conducted on Saturday.

He said the result ought to have been brought to the INEC office.

According to him, result of many polling units, where PDP won, were manipulated in favour of APC.

Owokoniran also alleged that election did not take place in no fewer than 30 polling units in Epe Local Government Area of the state and yet result was declared for them.

“In some local government areas, election had been concluded two days ago. What could have delayed the collation? I suspect there are some discrepancies somewhere.

“We will not accept any result different from the one we have,” he said.

Owokoniran, however, submitted two petitions to the Resident Electoral Commissioner, Mr. Akin Orebiyi, questioning the electoral body’s collation process.

But Afikuyomi dismissed the claim, saying only INEC had the authority to announce the result of any election.

He asked Owokoniran to speak by facts, rather than making issues that could generate controversy.

Describing himself as one of those who framed the Electoral Act, Afikuyomi said, “Before we begin to make allegations about results being tampered with, without any substantial evidence or a single shred of fact, I think we must speak to facts and records.

“For instance, with regard to the result for Apapa Local Government Area, I have issues, but I will wait for us to get there. I think we watch the way we make claims because it can have serious implications[/s].”
Shebi i don tell you say make u no dey display ya stewpiditi onlineundecided.Shey na d market wey u suppose dey for this morning dey sell akara be dathuh

Anyway,a no blame u na baba tit i blame for refusing to pay for ya edu.after basic 6 thinking u too can become Faka Jonathan and Chukwu for givin u belle at 17
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PoliticsRe: See What PDP National Chairman Dr Adamu Muazu Did On Twitter by Lifebender(m): 7:48am On Mar 30, 2015
Aso rock weed is the best
PoliticsRe: BUHARI Polls Highest Number Of Votes In Ondo State by Lifebender(m): 7:47am On Mar 30, 2015
ozoigbondu:
GEJ won at least 40% of the votes......waoting for SE and SS
grin grin Sidon there dey look for 25% in S/W,ur defeat dey ya nose u no know
PoliticsRe: BUHARI Polls Highest Number Of Votes In Ondo State by Lifebender(m): 7:44am On Mar 30, 2015
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PoliticsRe: Police Arrests INEC Officials, Party Agents Over Electoral Offences In Zamfara by Lifebender(m): 6:16pm On Mar 29, 2015
iiichidodo:
[color=#1980BC] They must have rejected the bribe Jonathan offered them.Hence they have to pay for their righteousness... [/color]
Now,that is better BOY.And remember to start posting on #land with highly efficient brain matter
PoliticsRe: Women Give Birth To Babies In Bush Fleeing Attack By Insurgents by Lifebender(m): 6:13pm On Mar 29, 2015
#Never again will you give birth in the bush
#Never again will you be chased outta ya abode by insurgents
#Never again will a clueless man be the first person in this country
#Never again will Jonathan occupy that position for a year not to talk of 4 yrs
#Team Never Again
#No To Rigging
#Team Jonathan is out
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PoliticsRe: Police Arrests INEC Officials, Party Agents Over Electoral Offences In Zamfara by Lifebender(m):
I Pity Sambo Dumbo more,i've gat no pity for Jonathan angry.
PoliticsRe: We Voted APC Because Of Unpaid Salaries – Benue Workers by Lifebender(m): 5:27pm On Mar 29, 2015
Make i book space
PoliticsRe: INEC Postpones Election Indefinitely In 18 Polling Units In Yobe Over Insecurity by Lifebender(m):
Eww!!With all the news coming form North/SW...These people just wan kill jona b4 his tym...Aw!!! More postponed wiining for APCcheesy grin In Yobe.....Argghhhh..INEC,Una no do well oo....grin gringringrin
PoliticsRe: Alleged Massive Rigging In Rivers State Ward 8 Unit 6 Rumuomasi (Video) by Lifebender(m): 1:18am On Mar 29, 2015
onila:
grin grin
virgin mary,u ne'r sleepcheesy
PoliticsRe: Alleged Massive Rigging In Rivers State Ward 8 Unit 6 Rumuomasi (Video) by Lifebender(m): 1:12am On Mar 29, 2015
ikombe:
[s]your life is bent no wonder you made such a comment[/s]
Heeeeeeeeediatgringrin

Edited:Y u come black like d kyn persin wey obatala forget for firehuhNa so u burn reachangry.And i can see u're following all d gals for #landundecided you pervert.

Dont you ever quote mii again u attention seeker n' know ur size angry
PoliticsRe: Alleged Massive Rigging In Rivers State Ward 8 Unit 6 Rumuomasi (Video) by Lifebender(m): 1:11am On Mar 29, 2015
[quote author=ikombe post=32117212][s]your life is bent no wonder you made such a comment[[/s]/quote]


Heeeeeeeeediatgringrin
PoliticsRe: Alleged Massive Rigging In Rivers State Ward 8 Unit 6 Rumuomasi (Video) by Lifebender(m): 12:31am On Mar 29, 2015
tit:
somebody should have slammed his dorty mouth shut with a backhand.
You b1tch,Ve been looking for'a since time immemorial only to notify with ya stewpiditi...

#slaps her,spit on her head

Were pataki cheesy
PoliticsRe: Alleged Massive Rigging In Rivers State Ward 8 Unit 6 Rumuomasi (Video) by Lifebender(m): 12:27am On Mar 29, 2015
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vickylinco:
what's in the video pls....I have limited mb embarassedwhat's in the video pls....I have limited mb
There was no INEC official in standing,The purported police for dis sham has been sent to go buy akara,so they/he is not in sight...One woman that has been eating all the food in her house in yellow dropped about 4/5 abi na 6 gan sef undecided ballot paper into tha ballot box..just teka as u like....



Na wetin hapun be dat..u get the pikiture undecided

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