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Romance / Re: Why Older Men Are Best For Marriage by Liftme(f): 9:45pm On Jan 29
JONSYN7154:
you think so?

My dear if you no go there u no go no how e be
I swear, thought so too, but learnt the hard way. Age is not maturity oo, and money isn't everything.
Romance / Re: Why Older Men Are Best For Marriage by Liftme(f): 9:42pm On Jan 29
JONSYN7154:
you think so?

My dear if you no go there u no go no how e be
I swear, thought so too, but learnt the hard way. Age is not maturity oo.

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Liftme(f): 8:37am On May 05, 2023
Black + Decker slice and dice food processor

Condition: neatly used

Price: 30,000

Location: Ikorodu

Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Liftme(f): 8:31am On May 05, 2023
Kids wardrobe, 4ft by 5ft

Condition: Neatly used

Price: 45,000

Location: Ikorodu

Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Liftme(f): 8:27am On May 05, 2023
Jones zig zag semi industrial sewing machine/ button hole machine

Condition: Neatly used

Price: 60,000

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Liftme(f): 8:24am On May 05, 2023
Singer Semi industrial sewing machine with electric motor and leg stand

Condition: Neatly used

Price: 50,000

Location: Ikorodu

Phone number:

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Liftme(f): 8:17am On May 05, 2023
One month old spacious display glass(5ft by 4ft) ,5 steps

Condition: New

Price: 100,000

Location: Ikorodu

Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Liftme(f): 8:13am On May 05, 2023
Three thread industrial weaving manchine

Condition: barely used

Price: 150,000

Location: Ikorodu

Family / Re: My Son's Girlfriend Comes To Our House To Sleep Everyday by Liftme(f): 9:52am On Oct 11, 2021
Unruly7:
How you portray the girl evil without saying anything bad about your son lol

If the girl is a chain smoker it means your son is a chronic smoker

If the girl is a prostitute it means your son is one

If the girl is not responsible for sleeping in a man house, your son is irresponsible for sneaking in a girl in his father's house VERY DISRESPECTFUL

Atleast the girl is working your son isn't working

The problem here is your son maybe you help him get a job and his own apartment

Since he has decided to be useless let him continue



Before you quote me remember The girl won't come to the house if the boy didn't invite her

how can I like this a million times over kiss

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Politics / Re: Governor Sanwo-olu Commissions Ijede-Itamaga-Ewu Elepe Road by Liftme(f): 11:03pm On Jun 09, 2021
Ulixsis:
abeg he should comman fix our road at Gberigbe, Ikorodu.. no day motor no dey turn upside down cus of bad roads there
I pray so oo
Politics / Re: Remi Tinubu: I Fight For Myself, I Don’t Report Anyone To Jagaban by Liftme(f): 8:53pm On May 29, 2021
Pele oo, iyawo Jagaban AJ Jnr. Radarada
Career / Re: What Will Your Occupation Be If You Had Followed Your Childhood Dreams? by Liftme(f): 10:17pm On May 25, 2021
Nurse
Celebrities / Re: Baby Mama Kemi Ayorinde: Lyta Can't Afford ₦13k Balloons For Son Aari's Birthday by Liftme(f): 11:50am On May 19, 2021
Barbiturate:
There are posts that should just be ignored
I swear. 13k for balloons undecided
Health / Re: Serious Blood In My Stool, Please Help by Liftme(f): 10:20am On Mar 10, 2021
Ninejaywon:



It clearly shows u are not only an illiterate but also very ignorant.
huge one

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Career / Re: My Hot Tempered Colleague by Liftme(f): 1:09pm On Mar 03, 2021
And when we were heading home I called her attention to it gently. Yet she was saying why would I have allowed them carry the car that if it was my car nko. And lots of things.

Are saying you still entered that same car with her after it was released undecided

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Business / Re: Northern Tomato Farmers, Traders Lose Over ₦10 Billion In One Week, Cry Out by Liftme(f): 2:53pm On Mar 01, 2021
Kriss216:
I went to the market yesterday to buy cow meat for stew. They said no cow meat, I kukuma buy One old layer chicken, N2400. I use am cook stew and one wicked pot of Egusi soup. There's this joy anytime I opened my pot of stew and see the head of the chicken smiling at me.


God punish cow meat!
grin grin correct guy. Old layer is 2k where I reside. Bought two on Saturday, and pot was filled up. Who cow meat help...
Politics / Re: Soludo: My Government Will Empower One Million Youths Annually by Liftme(f): 10:10am On Feb 25, 2021
How? undecided
Politics / Re: Army Deploys 100 Female Soldiers To Secure Abuja-Kaduna Highway by Liftme(f): 6:20pm On Jan 27, 2021
JumpByte:
Wahala tie gele
huge gele oo
Family / Re: Man Reveals How He Punished His Warring Kids - Pictures by Liftme(f): 4:40pm On Jan 11, 2021
Oluromantic:
Dem no resemble.
Dem dey fight each other

Bros co-existing good but go do DNA first.

Original and bastard pikin no fit co-ebxist. Na blood matter, fight must dey. grin grin
You need glasses
Crime / Re: Youtuber Kills Pregnant Lover On Live-stream As Viewers Pay Him To Abuse Her(Pix by Liftme(f): 10:12pm On Dec 03, 2020
ipobarethieves:
sad Give him leather injection
Leather what? undecided
Celebrities / Re: Chacha Eke And Austin Faani's Marriage Crashes by Liftme(f): 10:27am On Oct 03, 2020
Toyin Abraham, really? Try to always get your facts right undecided
Iyoocartel:
Iyooooooo cartel

Really alot of Nigerian girls lack tolerance to be honest. Marriage has never been a bed of roses and will never be. Congratulations cha cha you have successfully registered to nollywood singled mothers association. You're now free to do anything you want. Soon you'll start snapping nude independent day pictures like toyin Abraham and buying range rovers and houses all over lekki like Toke makinwa.

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Phones / Re: Samsung A20 Broken Screen by Liftme(f): 9:34pm On Aug 28, 2020
chuksvoice:

That's for the outer glass of the screen, if the screen glass is broken but still functions fine, then the broken outer glass only can be replaced for screens that came with the phone. But the cost for that is now 9k
chuksvoice, please how can I get this, how much, and how reliable is it?
TV/Movies / Re: Bbnaija Housemates Emerging Top 5 On The Show by Liftme(f): 6:23pm On Jul 25, 2020
Arry110:
If you don’t like Bbn don’t open BBN threads, the hypocrisy is too much!,Foreign movies and phones even corrupt kids more, if you don’t like it avoid the threads, don’t watch it and stfu!, all this criticism stems from hypocrisy and jealousy, if you were given the opportunity won’t you go?, it’s pointless but it gives youth the platform to be rich and famous, you see them owning businesses after the show, owning clothing lines and the rest - creating employment and building naira stop refusing to see the bright side too. it’s gives those sound engineers, event planners and videographers job opportunities and money, make person progress no Dey pain una, na una wey go still use one eye Dey watch am even sabi all their names
Tell them please. Stay the hell away if you aren't interested
Literature / Re: Who Is Your Favorite Author Of All Time? by Liftme(f): 10:46pm On Jun 28, 2020
James Hadley Chase

Souloho19

Centino

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Celebrities / Re: Mercy Johnson Welcomes Her 4th Child, Divine-Mercy Ehinomen Okojie by Liftme(f): 12:18am On May 05, 2020
Your sisters weren't trained to be independent. We have one guy amongst us, and he is the last. My dad trained us like he'd train a male child.
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Congratulations
Isoright
Damnnnnn. A niggarrr and three girls


Damnnnnn baby

Don't say that. To you it is a perfect combination
But pity the niggarrr among the three ladies
They should add another niggarrr to that squad
If not the stress will be too much for the niggarrr

Talking from experience!
Got five female siblings
Am the only niggarrr.. nothing when all those girls fit do. They continue to behave like babies and seek for your attention.

Imagine Bedc restore light yesterday. No light for our house. Just for them to go switch from generator to nepa light
Them begin call me for phone make i come house come do am

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Politics / Re: Oyo Government To Return 1,800 Bags Of Rice Donated By FG by Liftme(f): 2:12pm On Apr 25, 2020
pat077:
if he returns the rice without making noise, people will say he has diverted the palliative the federal government sent to the state to his friends and political associate.
Abi oo

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Politics / Re: Oyo Government To Return 1,800 Bags Of Rice Donated By FG by Liftme(f): 2:11pm On Apr 25, 2020
pat077:
if he returns the rice without making noise, people will say he has diverted the palliative the federal government sent to the state to his friends and political associate.
Abi oo
Politics / Re: Oyo Government To Return 1,800 Bags Of Rice Donated By FG by Liftme(f): 2:11pm On Apr 25, 2020
helinues:
Gov Seyi self too like noticed me

Return the rice without making noise out of it
Then people waiting for it to be shared as earlier stated will say Oyo state government has kept it for themselves. ....
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Worst Interview Experience? What Happened? by Liftme(f): 6:20pm On Apr 24, 2020
' Sell me this pen'

A day I can't forget.... I was working with a bank as a customer service rep, but it was on contract, so I continued applying whenever I see vacancies online. Got an invite for a business Development role in one of the top notch hospitals in Lagos Island.

Was all set and ready, well ,so I thought... Got to my turn, entered the office ,and I was asked about myself, answered well and fluently, then I was handed a pen ,and was asked to sell it to them cry. I was dumbfounded, like what are these people saying, in my mind, I was like ,sell you a pen? How? I thought I am here to market health services. I can't even remember the gibberish answer i gave, but I sha opened my mouth to say something. ...

Got out of the premises of the hospital, and the first thing I checked on Google was " Sell me this pen" . Chai, I was just so embarrassed that day ehn.. Anyway ,we keep learning....

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Travel / Re: Christian Emeka Ibeagwa Dies In U.S.A. Do You Know Him? by Liftme(f): 9:54pm On Apr 21, 2020
kiss
Depriest2020:


They might not necessarily be liking it that the man is dead, but liking the poster courage in helping to find the family of the man here in Nigeria.
Health / Re: Coronavirus: Kunle Ara Pharmacy In Ibadan Enforces Social Distancing (Photos) by Liftme(f): 8:10pm On Mar 23, 2020
ValCon888:
The social distancing they are observing is useless when they are all crowding at the entrance.
ADVICE!
If push comes to shove buy chloroquine and azithromycin. Don't buy one and forget the other. Buy both.
I have it on good authority a combination of both can cure the virus.

You just might need it.

Dont mind them, was there earlier today to get drugs, saw the crowd inside and had to go neighbouring pharmacies. Kunle Ara is usually excessively crowded, that pharmacy can't control the social distancing rule, except people receive sense, and help themselves.

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