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Foreign Affairs › Re: Cyberattack: Ukraine Defence Ministry Websites, Banks/ATM Services Are Down by Lightorder: 6:56pm On Feb 15, 2022
Lovenorth:
All thanks to Putin, Russia is indeed the most powerful country in the world and the second one is China grin
where and when did you sleep last night ?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Cyberattack: Ukraine Defence Ministry Websites, Banks/ATM Services Are Down by Lightorder: 6:50pm On Feb 15, 2022
RapistOnBail:

Buhari should send some of our gallant policemen to restore normalcy where it’ll be needed most in Ukraine.



are you for real ?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Cyberattack: Ukraine Defence Ministry Websites, Banks/ATM Services Are Down by Lightorder: 6:49pm On Feb 15, 2022
sotall:
lipsrsealed

Russia is a bully. How do you tell a sovereign state not to join an organization( NATO) just because they are your rivals or competitors?


At the end, Russia will meet its loo.
i believe you sir
Foreign Affairs › Re: Cyberattack: Ukraine Defence Ministry Websites, Banks/ATM Services Are Down by Lightorder: 6:47pm On Feb 15, 2022
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Just Normal bad service
They should fix it

And bloggers should stop linking it to Russia invasion

What you all don't understand....is that nobody be super man for this century

Nobody is invading anyone.....any country try am
..body go tell that country...
I don’t believe you
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 70k Banking Job In Ikorodu Lagos State Or 30k Teaching Job In Ekiti. Please Help by Lightorder: 6:38pm On Feb 15, 2022
LikeAking:
I say make him taka 70k job oooooooo.
apologies oooooooooooo !!!!!!!
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 70k Banking Job In Ikorodu Lagos State Or 30k Teaching Job In Ekiti. Please Help by Lightorder: 6:50am On Feb 15, 2022
LikeAking:
70 K job.
70k job bawo? As jobless as you have being in Lagos for years now , have you not been surviving ? Hypocrisy go kee some of you for here . LikeAking indeed. No be for junction you dey sit don ?
Romance › Re: Valentine: Before You Follow Him Out This Evening, Security Tips. by Lightorder: 6:41am On Feb 15, 2022
saphiere:
Dear ladies, I need not to tell you the kind of men we have and the security situation in the country. Currently, rituals has become a norm.

Here are few tips to help you survive the evening.

1. DON'T GO OUT WITH HIM IF YOU MET HIM ONLINE AND THIS WOULD BE YOUR FIRST TIME OF SEEING HIM IN PERSON

2. IF YOU MUST HANGOUT TONIGHT, HAVE A PACK OF CONDOM.

3. BEFORE YOU GO OUT WITH HIM, SEND HIS PICTURES, HOUSE ADDRESS AND HIS PHONE NUMBER TO YOUR RELATIVE.

4. LET HIM BE AWARE THAT YOUR PEOPLE KNOW YOU ARE HANGING OUT WITH HIM.

5. SCREENSHOT YOUR LAST CHATS AND RECORD YOUR LAST CONVERSATION WITH HIM AND SEND IT TO A CLOSE FRIEND.

6. PICK THE VENUE OF MEETING.

7. BEFORE YOU STEP OUT, SPELL OUT YOUR EXPECTATIONS TO HIM. IF YOU KNOW WANT SEX, TELL HIM BEFORE HAND.

8. STAY IN AN OPEN PLACE AND LET THERE BE PEOPLE IN THE ENVIROMENT.

9. IF BY WHATEVER MEANS YOU FIND YOURSELF IN A HOTEL ROOM WITH HIM, RECORD EVERY MOMENT (you will need it in case).

10. OPERATE ON "NO CONDOM NO SEX" REGARDLESS WHO HE IS TO YOU.


Happy Val. Enjoy the evening

Sign: Sarah Theophilus
You didn’t include letting him know that someone else knows you are with him . Meanwhile , there is nothing to enjoy here . Stay home. Long throat kills . Valentines is not a must. Thank you
Politics › Re: Oke Umurhohwo Buys Petrol For Okada & Keke Riders by Lightorder: 6:37am On Feb 15, 2022
That fuel is for the next four years for people wey no wan get sense. Meanwhile some should kindly tell him that he is an IDIOT !
Celebrities › Re: Pictures Of Sylvester Stallone And His Beautiful Daughters by Lightorder: 6:32am On Feb 15, 2022
God1000:
He has been married three times in his life. His first wife was Sasha Czack, with whom he welcomed two sons, Sage Stallone and Seargeoh Stallone. He then married model Brigitte Nielson, but they never had kids.

The actor went to marry his current wife, business owner Jennifer Flavin, and together they welcomed three daughters: Sistine, Scarlet, and Sophia Stallone
Many thanks for the information. Meanwhile, someone’s so called son is up here writing ,’ toto’. When it is time to count sons of a certain family, he will zigzag out to be counted as one
Politics › Re: Police Arraigns Precious Chikwendu Over Attempted Murder Of Fani-Kayode by Lightorder: 6:22am On Feb 15, 2022
Poloyanabo2:
So what's your SIMPle point?
my SIMPle point is that I wish you his likes as IN-LAWS and I SIMPly expect an amen from you
Celebrities › Re: Olakunle Churchill Hails Rosy Meurer On Valentine's Day (Photos) by Lightorder: 6:16am On Feb 15, 2022
GoodHardDick:
No ooo. Continue with your feminist stupidity angry. You don't need to summit to a man's authority okay. Stay there and be claiming equality right with him okay.

A man will fall from the sky and marry you. Mumu
God bless you sir. When it comes to responsibilities and protection, we are the men. Bunch of led fellows
Food › Re: Check Out The Valentine Gift My Boss Got Us Today by Lightorder: 6:12am On Feb 15, 2022
SailorUgo:
The Nigerian in me wants to say YOUR OGA IS MAD! grin grin grin

But make I just say something dey worry am.

So he also gave Jedi Jedi to the guys there huh
I doubt if you are ok.
Politics › Re: Police Arraigns Precious Chikwendu Over Attempted Murder Of Fani-Kayode by Lightorder: 6:11am On Feb 15, 2022
Poloyanabo2:
She should be properly dealt with, nothing any league of witches sorry women can do to stop justice She should be properly dealt with, nothing any league of witches sorry women can do to stop justice
but it is a pity that there is no one to deal with but ffk if he should be a man with honor . He is a serial divorcee but women won’t learn . According to OBJ , he is just a cheap gun for hire
Politics › Re: Police Arraigns Precious Chikwendu Over Attempted Murder Of Fani-Kayode by Lightorder: 5:59am On Feb 15, 2022
After going through the comment section, I discovered that when it comes to tribal matters, people won’t disappoint , defending an oloriburuku brother. All I am saying is , continue, it is obvious that una shamelessly no get sense naturally . Igbo people, I hail you all. Una no even get time
Romance › Re: Igbo Man And His Oyibo Wife Spotted In The Farm And Stream by Lightorder: 1:27pm On Feb 14, 2022
donbachi:
Igboman and doings.

No wonder.
Ndi banyi Amaka
Politics › Re: NDLEA Declares DCP Abba Kyari Wanted Over Illicit Drug Trafficking by Lightorder: 1:09pm On Feb 14, 2022
If I were you , I would just forget this news and do something meaningful with my life. Your head is being played with. Extraditing him to the US has been very hard but investigating him now for unfounded and yet to establish drug trafficking involvement will be easier . Is that what you think? By the time they are done here with their laughable drug link , I would be our grandchildren that will be reading the news. US go wait tire
Politics › Re: Terrorists Kill 22, Kidnap 67 In Katsina, Zamfara, Set Houses Ablaze by Lightorder: 5:39pm On Feb 13, 2022
So setting houses ablaze is now the common attribute of Nigeria security agencies and the Nigeria bandits. Before you start quoting me, read second to the last news before this one. The location is Mbaise , Imo state
Politics › Re: Okorocha: I Have Suffered Injustice From Govt I Helped Into Power by Lightorder: 5:47am On Feb 13, 2022
Same manner the people who helped you into power suffered in your hands
Politics › Re: 2023: I Told Buhari I Want To Step In His Shoes Not On His Toes - Tinubu by Lightorder: 5:43am On Feb 13, 2022
Step into his trousers, if you like. Sane people here haven’t forgotten that you brought him. Without you, there wouldn’t have been him
Politics › Re: Tinubu: Lagos Gained ₦15 Billion From Econet Shares When I Was Governor by Lightorder: 9:38pm On Feb 12, 2022
Say it to the marines
Politics › Re: Osinbajo: FG Has Built 19,478 Out Of 300,000 Homes For Nigerians by Lightorder: 9:37pm On Feb 12, 2022
crossfm:
Hehehe.

The only problem I have with VP is allowing APC to use him. He doesn't need this type of propaganda at this critical stage.

Your chances of becoming president is better sir, don't let them drag you down.
he is already down. He belongs to the team that kept the country this way. A bad leader is that fellow who would rather keep mute to save his own skin when the people are suffering and are being oppressed. What happened to resignation or is it not for Nigeria leaders?
Politics › Re: Osinbajo: FG Has Built 19,478 Out Of 300,000 Homes For Nigerians by Lightorder: 9:32pm On Feb 12, 2022
nony43:
Oga way de on top me , na you bring news na you be the first to book space . Which kind greed be this.
same problem we have in Nigeria
Family › Re: Motherly Vs Fatherly Love/care, Who Among Them Cared More 4 You? See Photos by Lightorder: 7:23pm On Feb 12, 2022
I am even closer to my wife than myself
Politics › Re: 2023 Presidency: Ayade Reveals Reason Why APC Should Support Tinubu by Lightorder: 7:21pm On Feb 12, 2022
KunleyY19:
It's just common sense for Jagaban to contest after putting alot into the Party. Imagine someone asking you not to reap despite sowing alot. How many Nigerians will gladly do thathuh Well, APC will lose without Jagaban (Unless he supports PYO wholeheartedly, which is unlikely) on the Ballot and Jagaban will lose without APC.
as LASTMA employee, I didn’t expect less than what you wrote
Politics › Re: Abuja People Refused To Vote In Local Government Election In FCT (photo) by Lightorder: 7:03pm On Feb 12, 2022
Rahkman:
Tinubu must rule this country
yes o , he is already ruling.. that was how detractors like you pushed Abiola.
Celebrities › Re: BBNaija's Tacha: Some Of Us Are Becoming The Men We Wanted to Marry (Photos) by Lightorder: 7:00pm On Feb 12, 2022
Kobojunkie:
You are not making any sense... undecided

I suggest you learn how to better comprehend what js put before you and at the same time understand how to meaningfully get your points across without bias. undecided
I am done replying you, sweetheart. Thank you
Celebrities › Re: BBNaija's Tacha: Some Of Us Are Becoming The Men We Wanted to Marry (Photos) by Lightorder: 6:50pm On Feb 12, 2022
Kobojunkie:
Where you get this notion that women regret being women abeg? I mean, where do you folks get these ridiculous ideas from? undecided

Learn how to become men? For Pete's sake, learn to comprehend what you are being told instead of letting your mental delusions run away with you. undecided

This woman here is simply trying to get you to understand that she had a set idea of what a man is for her - roles a man is to play in his life, and by saying she is now becoming a man, she means that she finds herself taking on those very roles she once attributed to men. undecided

Your wife taking on the role of stress-controller for you means nothing to the dimensions of this here topic. Abeg, make we begin to dey employ commonsense. undecided
I said it. Keep struggling and sweating to quote me. People can see if I was wrong or right after all. All you feminists should know that the victory and control you all crave for could only be given to you by men. Men could only LET you win. But as an ALPHA male women had always made me know that I am , NO woman will be suppressed under my watch, unless in am dead. I Honour women but they should stop fighting where there is no war. Men are not in competition with them. Men are okay being men , women should learn to accept their fate which by me , is the best already
Celebrities › Re: BBNaija's Tacha: Some Of Us Are Becoming The Men We Wanted to Marry (Photos) by Lightorder: 6:40pm On Feb 12, 2022
Kobojunkie:
Did she state anywhere in her post that it it fear that drives her ambition? undecided
madam sir, I wasn’t quoting her alone. Today’s women are full of regrets being women. All they do these days is struggle, learn how to become men. My wife who decided to remain a woman is even the one controlling me without stress
Celebrities › Re: BBNaija's Tacha: Some Of Us Are Becoming The Men We Wanted to Marry (Photos) by Lightorder: 4:09pm On Feb 12, 2022
Why is nowadays women so so afraid remaining the women they are created to be. It is inferiority complex in a dangerous dimension ?
Sports › Re: Ulfata Deresa Galeta Gets $30,000 As Winner Of Access Bank Lagos City Marathon by Lightorder: 4:00pm On Feb 12, 2022
Please anytime a race like this is about to happen in Africa and Ethiopians or Kenyans show up, just give the price to the tiniest of them all and don’t waste people’s time going into the race. Thank you
Crime › Re: Police Arrests Couple With Human Parts In Ogun State (Photo) by Lightorder: 3:57pm On Feb 12, 2022
Nigerians, “ WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS TREND huhhuh?? “ !!!!!!!
Education › Re: 11-year-old Terrorist, Muhammed Yusuf Killed By NAF Airstrike In Borno (photo) by Lightorder: 12:30am On Feb 12, 2022
MufasaLion:
Damn! Such a young kid. Life wasted due to poor enlightenment on religious belief. Well, he was a terrorist, he deserved it.
politics laced with religion, please

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