₦airaland Forum

timesup234:
Russia what the hell are you doing? You should be shooting down those flying junks. America is a paper tiger. Even Nigerian boys scout will defeat the US. military. Overhyped, fat obese smelling fart

are you for real ?

Righteousness2:
Wars and Rumors of Wars all over the Places Just as JESUS said it will be signaling the End.
Infact It is as if the Nations go to read the HolyBible before they begin to act.

The Frequency and Intensity of the Signs of the Endtimes JESUS told us about is Fearful and Joyful.

Fearful because of how fast Events are Happening and Joyful because we are so Close to going home.

When I say "We" I don't mean Everybody! I mean all who Surrendered to JESUS, and are Watching and Praying.
The RAPTURE is Imminent!JESUS is Coming!
Get yourself in Order.

very true

Slowomirr the weed smoker on NL , come and clap for your heroes. Americans are bad. Hope your beard is about 7 inches long now

Ikillbrokehoes:
This your joke come dry like Sahara desert, you can do better bro

what He crack me up like crazy. Returning nonsense with nonsense is very good

fuckingAyaya:
Them for wait for am ? As what?

don’t mind the awilo grand guyman

otokx:
Some Nigerians are quick to always blame government but will not lift their finger to do basic tasks like keeping their environment clean.

My father should take care of my basic needs before expecting my support in return. Government is FATHER here. They should take the lead. We pay for PSP but they come around to pick up the trash twice in a month . Don’t expect Nigerians to do much without roads, water , electricity ,security etc. That is basic. Government, provide them before blaming any citizen. Oga and if you are part of this government , you failed. So , I BLAME THE GOVERNMENT till tomorrow. Thank you

Demigod22:
If you watch things like this, you will realize that the world is a beautiful place, only our government sucks.

God bless you , my brother. The world is very beautiful

Iyaebe:
But men are polygamous and I'm not against polygamy as this case may be.I have never had eyes for youngies so swerve.

Really? Polygamy is now ok because you are still up for grabs? Hypocrisy go kee you dia.

Iamagoodgirll:
and the man come fine

una aproko eyes no go kill una

Nemesis0147:
Money man

I see him more as the people’s man and not just a money man. His friends and the people made him so so popular in appreciation to his good deeds

moscobabs:
Is only in Africa we see Political post as Big deal,Your mum supposed to be a servant not a Master that need to be proud of.

I still like you for not disappoint your family in that house sa.

you are right but to be found worthy to serve the people is also what one should be proud of but not to be bragging about

Gdskillful:

Na Glo brekete

because it is Arsenal that is winning them today, they are now awoof, abi?

Shabaleen:
aj fall our hand i swear. please he should stay clear of tyson fury and deonty wilder e get why

He really needs a break for now

That is what champions go through to make history. AJ I still love brother . Keep fighting , great future

HRHQueenPhil:

Sounds like a real story
Teaching adults can be difficult

brains wey no get storage again

Lindner:
Long story!!

In an interview, I was asked to narrate a really tensed sitiation and how I navigated it.

I remembered my NYSC days, I lived inside Letmauck Cantonement, Mokola Barracks, Ibadan. Year was 2008.

The wife of an Army Officer( a Major) hired me to tutor their three young kids after school. Unknown to me, it was the woman that needed tutoring on how to read English(she couldn't read nor write). She spoke only pidgin.

We agreed the fees (weekly), and I started. She would later open up to me that she needed tutoring as well. For a relatively long time, I didnt meet the Major himself. I would have left before he returned from work. I was a teacher at St Luis Grammar school just behind the barracks.

Long story short, I started teaching the woman too after she increased my weekly fee. But I noticed the woman would rather gist with me than learn. Being a student of emotional intelligence myself, I reckoned she needed someone to gist with in that ghostly environment like the Officer's Quaters. A full time house wife and in that environment. The other end of the barrack where soldiers ans corpers live was more fun and populated . As long as I was paid, we would gist all afternoon. We soon became friends. I even stopped teaching the kids. They were super sharp, intelligent, restless and troublesome. But every Friday, she never missed my payment.

One faithful Friday afternoon, the Major came home early, that was the first time I ever saw his face. I rightly assumed all the money I was being handsomely paid came from him since the wife was a full house wife.

I stood up to greet him but I couldn't tell if he was angry, sad or just being his military self. He didn't bother to respond, he just went upstairs. His wife followed him immediately.

After about 15 minutes, he came back to join me. He asked how much I was being paid, I told him. He asked if his wife mentioned why she needed to learn how to read, I told him I assumed it was for self improvement. Meanwhile, I had been collecting money weekly for several weeks and this woman could not read jack. We would rather chat, gist and laugh.

The Major went to the TV area and gave me a card, it was their wedding invitation card in 2 weeks time. He mentioned that they never got married before the kids. In short, at the wedding, the woman would be required to read a long vow or something like that. It was a Methodist or Anglican church along Bodija.

He said, given his status both in the church and in the army, he must not be embarrassed by his wife's inability to read. That was the whole reason for the lesson that we turned into chatting sessions. He said it was mandatory that I attended to witness the result of my tutoring. The whole conversion lasted for about 10 minutes and it sounded more like subtle threats and one man trying to dominate another man.

How did the woman not mention her wedding and the real reason she was learning how to read? How could I make her read in two weeks? Should we just memorize the whole text of the program? My mind started racing. I lived at the other end of the barracks, the Major knows where I worked as well. No way I could escape. I had collected a lot of money already and I was 100% certain he would be embarrassed on that day.

I did what I could in two weeks. Attending the wedding for me was like a cow going to the slaughter. My heart was pounding and was literally in my mouth. I knew the woman could not still read even after practicing the texts many times.

It was a beautiful military wedding. I sat at the back, then two guys came and said something like "O boy, oga say make we sit beside you". Which oga? They said "Major". I knew I was in deep shit. Prior to that time, a corper colleague had to be locked up in the guard room for dating a soldier's sister. Ordinary soldier. This was a Major about to be embarrassed in front of his friends, colleagues, juniors and church members. Of course, he wouldn't beat his wife, I figured I would carry all the blame and possibly return every penny I collected.

Sitting through the wedding was the most tensed period of my entire adult life. Gruelling 3 hours!. Second was waiting for my HIV test result. Of course, she fumbled, woefully at that. It was a disaster. That moment you want to hide under the seat. The officiating minster had to take charge of the situation to save face. I'm sure he wasn't aware.

As they where matching out of the church through the guards or what do they call them. Those guys that carry sticks and couples pass under them. I was seriously looking at the Major's face. His facial expression would inform me of my likely fate. His face was always expressionless but today, it was important to read those expressions so as to know my next line of action. Either to pick the next available bus back to my state and never return or something like that. But again, there's the problem of the soldiers beside me.

Conclusion.

The Major didn't have my time on that day, I guess he was occupied with the guests and all. I got lost in the crowd but never returned home directly. I slept at a colleagues room like 10 blocks away from ours. I could remember, ours was block 36 Engineering block. The soldiers sent to sit next to me also probably didn't know the reason and we all dispersed. My room mate and other corper colleagues that knew the background were waiting for the full gist of what happened. That night, I was waiting for that "gulf 3" visit. Gulf car was reigning at the time. They used gulf to pick you up to treat unofficial f**k ups.

The next day, I received a call from the Major's wife to come down to the Officer's Quarters. She didn't thank me for attending the wedding or for my tutoring or say anything that I could draw conclusions on about the mood of the situation. I was too paralysed to even congratulate her. Why would she be the one to call me given what happened at the wedding? I had heard all sorts of stories about what happens in the guard room, true or untrue, I never wanted to experience any of it. I put myself in the Major's shoes. No man should experience what he passed though in those few minutes at the altar. The Church became very quiet. Some people could not even look up.

Approaching the building, I saw the Major and one of the soldiers from yesterday and behold, the Gulf car!!.

I went straight down on my knees and then on my chest, flat on the floor in public view. My colleague had told me that was the only way I could lessen my punishment. But the Officer's Quaters was too quiet and lonely to gain any public pity and possibly help. The Major looked confused. I started apologizing and promised to even refund him. His kids (2 boys, 1 girl) started laughing.

The wife came out laughing as well, but in her hands was what I would later find out to be cake wrapped in those aluminium foils for me. The Major and the soldier just looked at me as if I was less of a man, rolling on the floor without even being accused of anything yet. Apparently, the Gulf car belonged to the soldier. The poor man was not even angry at me. I died multiple times throughout the night thinking about what evil was about to befall me. But all was just in my mind.

The wife would later tell me that she warned her husband before the Wedding not to waste his money on tutoring her. She felt she was hopeless at education.

You cracked me up. You deserve an award

If you say CAN, I will say YES ! He can. He was without us in the beginning . But loves to do with us

FutureIsFemale:
God when?

Oluwa please pick my call.

pick your call so you can waste the airtime abi. Do you NEED it ?

Lavisha:
M A N means Morning, Afternoon, Night.


To be a MAN, you mustn't quit hustling.

your mummy born sense put for your head plenty. You made my day

wizdomnzube:
Just finished watching this match on my phone and I can say that this AJ can never defeat Tyson Fury with what I just witnessed tonight.

Dude is boring and was outclassed by the smart Usyk.

my wife would bear me witness. TF scares me o. I know that savage more than Aj

Aj my brother, your last picture before this fight just got me scared. You were not looking fit. I think this fight should be like testing the deep waters as it regards, Tyson Furry fight. TF to me is even deadlier

Mstravelindiva:
Indeed, self-care and well-being is a top priority for me, this why I do what makes me happy! It’s my “motto”!

stay on it , dear

Fine lady, happy stay. Just take good care of yourself.

Abokifix and IPOB are the reasons for the rise. Insane leaders everywhere

Job lost all his kids and even possessions. Should it be in today’s world, I know what these low end fetish conspiracy theorists would be here on NL now typing . Rest in peace, good boy

SmellySperm:
Rub your girlfriend's sperm. It will clear off

kids without home training everywhere

Totilopussylick:
Watched the match

Couldn't believe Aston village is the club to end United unbeaten record.

Just as Manchester city ended Chelsea record too.

Tiny David ended Goliath’s

Ikea81:
This girl never be the same. serious injury there

this is very disturbing. I hope nothing serious happens to her. I know she will learn

All take note of the South African startup price

StPete:
This your reasoning is poor. Besides the fact that you're exposing your wife to such vulnerabilities from external influences, what if she also demands those items from you everytime before she allows you do.

do you mean my wife or my girl friend ?

Reflect7:
And remain poor and underdeveloped, so you can continue insulting her abi?

America is the world's biggest debtor nation, owing 23.4 TRILLION dollars as at today.

The heavens have not fallen.

Nigeria's total debt is around 80 billion dollars. She will cope.

senseless debts. Don’t tell me you are for real, supporting ineptitude and incompetence of this administration. You mentioned America right ? Now step outside your street and tell me if that road in any ways, looks like even Ghana not to talk of the America you mentioned. Oga , get sense now. Your type is the reason this nation is in a mess. They borrow and put in in their pockets and you sit there in hunger defending them. Now you make excuses they lack for them . Have you heard of Stockholm syndrome before? That is your sickness. I spit !

Nigeria should stop spending what they don’t have