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Business › Re: Bitcoin Lord Recovers His Cars From EFCC (Photos) by Lightorder: 6:50pm On May 07, 2022
incandescentena:
This is now news?
yes ! Big news
Politics › Re: Abdulmumin Jibrin Announces That He Is Leaving APC by Lightorder: 6:44pm On May 07, 2022
sogodihno:
This is a big blow to Tinubu ambition, if this is true
let him go and share more of his customized rice
Politics › Re: Abdulmumin Jibrin Announces That He Is Leaving APC by Lightorder: 6:41pm On May 07, 2022
Gboja:
Make e get out. All parties in this country are d same.
not true
Crime › Re: Corporal Matthew Isaac Arrested For Dancing & Singing To Cult Song In Ebonyi by Lightorder: 4:58pm On May 07, 2022
chiedu7:
I'm not a member of Buccaneer but this is being heavy handed

If this guy was from the North,he wont be arrested



ESUT na BAN stronghold?

This mumu don bring ein tribalism come

Who say na Igbo person? angry
don’t mind him. From the guy’s looks, he doesn’t look where the mumu you quoted was asserting
Crime › Re: Corporal Matthew Isaac Arrested For Dancing & Singing To Cult Song In Ebonyi by Lightorder: 4:51pm On May 07, 2022
GeneralPula:
So?

Wetin be hin crime?
nothing ! He was singing the national anthem. Oga , you are just another potential mumu wey feel say e sabi
Politics › Re: The Moment Osinbajo And Tinubu Met At APC South-West Leaders' Meeting (Video) by Lightorder: 11:56am On May 07, 2022
Quelme:
Peter Peter Obi resident president of upper Iweka boys!!
stale.
Politics › Re: The Moment Osinbajo And Tinubu Met At APC South-West Leaders' Meeting (Video) by Lightorder: 11:54am On May 07, 2022
TheRareGem1:
No bad blood, na Una body they hot because of them
ok , you were expecting them to start throwing punches? Only women would do that
Politics › Re: The Moment Osinbajo And Tinubu Met At APC South-West Leaders' Meeting (Video) by Lightorder: 11:52am On May 07, 2022
I love how they were relating.
Science/Technology › Re: See The Crocodile I Killed This Early Morning During The Rainfall by Lightorder: 11:46am On May 07, 2022
Jakumo:
Wow, you are such a brave warrior. Thank God there were five big stones nearby to kill that terrible one-foot-long living dinosaur. Unless I am mistaken you killed yourself a ferocious man-eating Brontosaurus in that epic battle. If you hadn't been there to save the day, this beast might have gone around the area eating dogs, children, cattle, and even our beloved herdsmen with reckless abandon until the army could be mobilized to end its reign of terror.

After prevailing in this thrilling life-and-death skirmish against such a hideous apparition, I am sure you must be very popular with the young women in your neighborhood. Everybody loves a hero, so please waste no time in impregnating all those adoring female fans as a matter of patriotic duty because our great nation deserves more generations of fearless crocodile destroyers like you.
Oga , na ontop a baby croc you dey write this world class epistle so ? Wetin you chop this morning?
Science/Technology › Re: See The Crocodile I Killed This Early Morning During The Rainfall by Lightorder: 11:42am On May 07, 2022
MrBachelor:
It was unnecessary to kill it since it neither posed a threat to you nor were you going to eat it.
it didn’t pose a what ? Even the lil croc knows that you should have been a potential victim in a near future
Science/Technology › Re: See The Crocodile I Killed This Early Morning During The Rainfall by Lightorder: 11:37am On May 07, 2022
CandyOps:
Wow! That's not a crocodile that's a Lacosté wink

The skin go fit produce at least 1 sharp leather belt
Nobi onle Lacoste , na Versace . designs go kee you one day
Family › Re: "My Husband Wants To Kill Me" - Nigerian Woman Cries Out For Help by Lightorder: 1:34am On May 07, 2022
Big No to physical abuse. Women , in your quests to become equal with men , just know that you can even become the president but you cannot become the husband . Until I hear and see the condition of your husband, I reserve my comment. I am waiting for him to go to the press as you have just done first

Not until we calmed down to hear how it all happened , we didn’t know that it was my younger sister that set her marriage ablaze , last two years. Don’t always rush to take side with who reported a case first in a conflict
Foreign Affairs › Re: Ukraine Neptune Missiles Hit Russian Frigate Makarov In Black Sea by Lightorder:
Kingsnairaland:
This war has taught me that if the West are calling you a hero, just note that you are a real buffoon. But if they are calling you a dictator or an autocrat, just note that you are serving the interest of your people not the interest of the West.


God bless putin God bless mother Russia.
people like you are educated illiterates. Passing one’s class doesn’t mean passing one’s sense . Sense that you don’t have Would always cause you to crawl like nobody, begging for WEST visas instead of Russia Visa and their useless currency . Empty hypocrite
Foreign Affairs › Re: Ukraine Neptune Missiles Hit Russian Frigate Makarov In Black Sea by Lightorder: 1:28am On May 07, 2022
Toktee:
You can bring such crimes to limelight or forever keep shut.



In Afghanistan the killing was done by the Taliban, in Iraq was done by Saddam Hussein, in cuba it was done by the Castro's,in Syria it was done by Assad and the Russians with the help of Isis while in Libya it was Libya killing Libyans.


So what's your point?
educate the idiot. He thinks everyone is an inherent idiot like him
Foreign Affairs › Re: Ukraine Neptune Missiles Hit Russian Frigate Makarov In Black Sea by Lightorder: 1:26am On May 07, 2022
Kingsnairaland:
The world has been waiting to see and hear what war crimes were committed in Afghanistan, Libya, Iraq, Cuba and Syria.


God bless putin God bless mother Russia
you will inherit the curses that will eventually come on that dying dog called putin
Celebrities › Re: Dave Chappelle ATTACKED By Armed Man On Stage In LA by Lightorder: 6:43pm On May 06, 2022
VillagePipu:
They are talking about better men, not you.
Besides, you saw how the attacker was ferried away in an ambulance after collecting serious beating? You try nonsense, you will be beaten mercilessly.
I don’t know what attacker you are talking about. But near my family, I will be the one to ferry you away in a most savage manner . Yab me as you like , I will even help you yab myself but the red line demarcates my family. Cross it and see for yourself. I don’t need to be dragging it back and forth with you on NL . An uncle and an associate who tried it in the past would educate you well .
Politics › Re: Saudi Arabian Police Arrest 30 Nigerians For Displaying Tinubu's Campaign Poster by Lightorder:
Showing yesterday old newspaper in Saudi. Use koboko on the touts. Idiots who brought Nigeria to where she is today. If not that Nigerians are bunch of short memory deadbeats , that Tinubu should be either behind bars or even hiding.Deal with the agberos . Even on the holy land ?
Politics › Re: Abdulmumin Jubril Holds Rally For Tinubu In Kano by Lightorder: 10:17am On May 06, 2022
I am not begging anyone any more. Just make same mistake you all made in 2015 and watch the roof of this country collapse on your heads. These are his cronies. Tinubu will never probe his party members should he become the president. Watch more medical trips abroad. Why I am so particular about Peter Obi is that if you doubt what he is capable of , go to Anambra and ask. All those who were in his government depended on their salaries alone when he held sway. Every avenue to steal got blocked. He he never had sacred cow. They tried removing him by all means but he took them all out. He can make something out of nothing economically. Just use ojukokoro go vote your village or town man this time and stuffer to death in this country
Politics › Re: Kanu To Lose British Citizenship As UK Accepts Nigeria's Designation Of IPOB by Lightorder: 10:10am On May 06, 2022
Thank
ugochukwufrenzy:
ohamadike will prevail.,soon those gbegiri ,amala and hydraulic soup gobblers with floating red oil will come and masturbate on this thread

FTC for the first time..,,I too much
oga , go and sit down joor. Ohamadike’s efforts is being rubbished by jobless idiots killing senselessly in the name of the struggle. I know he will not be proud of what those urchins are doing down east
Politics › Re: Three Pastors Have Obtained Forms To Contest For Presidency In The APC by Lightorder: 7:22am On May 06, 2022
Pastors are Nigerians too. They should get involved actively. This country must be rescued . If Nigeria goes down , pastors go down too
Politics › Re: Three Pastors Have Obtained Forms To Contest For Presidency In The APC by Lightorder: 7:20am On May 06, 2022
darling2222:
Pastors!!!
Why dragging titles,when you choose to serve God, sadSo they were actually stealing in the name of God,it's obvious
Nigerians’ terrible squalid mentality. Every successful or wealthy fellow in Nigeria is a thief
Foreign Affairs › Re: Viral Video Of Russian Soldiers Dancing & Jubilating On The Battlefront (Pics) by Lightorder: 8:24pm On May 05, 2022
Armed robbers
Business › Re: Full List Of Elon Musk’s Wives, Girlfriends And Children (Photos) by Lightorder: 8:28am On May 05, 2022
This man is suffering. If this man snaps now , what has he gained, accumulating money. How much does he eat daily ? I seem to enjoy life than him , in my little world. Many women won’t live with this man. I know his type. I don’t envy him
Business › Re: Full List Of Elon Musk’s Wives, Girlfriends And Children (Photos) by Lightorder:
MALIGNANTGuest:
Since they don't uphold Polygamy, divorce becomes an inevitable end.
AFRICA is much better. We uphold Family tenets more. We frown at divorce but embrace polygamy which is much better.
After all, my elementary social studies reminds me that Polygamy is still a type of marriage and shouldn't be frowned at.
Divorce wreaks havoc.
I thought Akon is a polygamous man
Business › Re: Full List Of Elon Musk’s Wives, Girlfriends And Children (Photos) by Lightorder: 7:54am On May 05, 2022
theForth:
Musk is a psychopath.
simple. Having him as a boss would not be fun, i presume
Celebrities › Re: Dave Chappelle ATTACKED By Armed Man On Stage In LA by Lightorder: 1:08am On May 05, 2022
Angelfrost:
Stop capping rubbish Biko! The fvck is wrong with you?!! undecided

Any man who can't take a joke should hide his face in his bedroom!

Don't be embarrassing your fellow men in public!
if you are a clown , learn to know where to draw the line. Mess with a black belter , I will beat you black and blue. That is my stand
Celebrities › Re: Dave Chappelle ATTACKED By Armed Man On Stage In LA by Lightorder: 1:07am On May 05, 2022
VillagePipu:
They are talking about better men, not you.
Besides, you saw how the attacker was ferried away in an ambulance after collecting serious beating? You try nonsense, you will be beaten mercilessly.
the scenario you described has nothing to do with my narration
Sports › Re: Celta Vigo striker, Mina Jailed For 4 Years Over Sexual Abuse. Club suspends him by Lightorder: 2:00pm On May 04, 2022
Kriss216:
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I've come to realised that the only way to live a stress free life is to abstain from sex. A man who can control his gbola has solved 95.763% of his problems.
and when the gbola is controlled but the eve still insists that the gbola was unleashed. What will adam do. The woman destroys more than the gbola
Celebrities › Re: Dave Chappelle ATTACKED By Armed Man On Stage In LA by Lightorder: 1:47pm On May 04, 2022
Yab my wife and collect. She dropped her father’s name and picked mine. She is mine to protect, I am mr Simpson and I don’t care
Celebrities › Re: Dave Chappelle ATTACKED By Armed Man On Stage In LA by Lightorder: 1:43pm On May 04, 2022
DropsMic:
We all knew that Will Simp slapping Chris Rock over a joke would set a dangerous precedent
life and death is in power of the tongue. Control yours and keep your life
Crime › Re: I Mistakenly Credited A Customer's Account Twice by Lightorder: 1:16pm On May 04, 2022
LutherSanchez:
You have to beg him again to go to his bank.
begging him to go to the bank how? The fellow knows already that he was credited twice

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