Guy u no get prob @ all
Iv gat cooool lyrics here jst 4 ya.

U guys will nt kill me wit lafta ooo
Wel im jst tryn to broke d broker of d brokerless broker's hrt.    
@ Poster, e be lik say ur lyrics don finish otherwise y sd girls toast u?
Girls dey toast u wit dat ur wowo face.
So u wan make we clap 4 u abi?
Yeye  

Swthrt, i can understand wht your goin tru n i feel your pains 2.
I  jst wnt u to knw that God is in control of your situation.
Plz  stop blaming urself n dnt even try to abort that golden baby inside of u cos God has a plan 4 u.
Ausin denyed u nw dat u needed him bt wht if he had married u?
Dnt u knw dat he would hav been treating u lik trash?
Baby,its jst good riddance to rubbish if u ask me.
Jst continue trusting God cos i believe that u still have a very bright future ahead.
I will keep on prayn 4 u 4 safe delivery.
Love u

Gosh! Baby girl, ur really messed up!
Wht r u still doin there 4 christ sake? Cnt u see that this guy wants to eat his cake n still have it?
Dnt u eva fight over a guy cos if he really loves u, he woudnt hav behaved the way he did.
Cn u imagine! Keepn the relationship a secret, that means he is not even man enough even if he is older than u.
Im sure his doin all these things because u showed him so much love.
Move on cos he's not woth d trouble

Thats a nice one
Ur absolutely right

It depends sha
If ur talking about dating, it can neva be equal
Smbody must turn into a mumu n d other person, a mumuress.
Thats d only way things can work out.
If its marriage of course, d man is d head so u should knw wht that makes d woman,

Omo, English, nawa wa
Sounded lik aboki.   
Anyway, i understand your plight. I think your probs is hw to tell d parents of d babe since they are both patients.
U dnt want to be d cause of their untimely death abi?
No wahala, jst bone.
U can start by creating a distance between u n her parents. Jst try n avoid them.
If they start asking u questions, tell them to find out 4rm their daughter. Chikina !
Love no be by force  dear. Since the babe confessed to u dat she cnt marry u.
Leave her  cos i believe u will see a better person.
Cheers !!

4 me, leaving ur undies at ur guys place is a sign of insecurity.
It means u dont even trust d person ur goin out with so whats d point?
Ok , if the relationship does nt wk out in d long run, u will still cm back n pack everythin back
Who go catch shame?

Njakiri nwanne m, virtous women are everywere.
Dnt generalize cos u'v dated  some bad ones.
Besides, those ones u refer to as ''Bad,'' who n who made them bad?
No be u? so cool down man, work on urself first n d lord shall open your c big eyes so that u will see them.
Inugo nna.

U dnt need to bother urself.
Use potash n oil
The potash will cleanse ur skin well, well while the oil is 4 vitamin E plus.

Dont mind me ooo, i think d NIVEA fair is ok bt Irish spring changes my own colour cos im fair, nt albinooo.
Y dnt u try DOVE soap. Its jst perfect 4 me sha
Bt we r different so if it dosent fit ur skin, U can use PEARS transparent or EDEN.
Cheers

@ 190: wen u call this guy orangutan, honestly, ur praising him.
Havent u seen African gorilla b4? Cnt u see dat d resemblance is striking? 
C  wetin he put 4 eyes. 4 his mind, he dey wear specks, real doctor cat .
Inshort, make una hold me nw oooo b4 i finish dis Obasanjo's twin brother.
Smbody call u, u say make d person call back.
Im sure your type no fit  stand woman talk more of toastn.   

Ladies una don hear nw
Make una all turn to NICE, the musician
So that we cn start singing street credibility n the likes.

U called her ur girlfriend n nt ur wife so i wonder wht she's doing in ur house.
Abi u wan enjoy everything wey dey her body nw so that later, u will find a reason to dump her.
Anyway, she needs a doctor n urgently 2 b4 she does smthin really weird.

I think the first thing question would have been, hw commited is your guy to the relationship.
Left for me, its a guy that defines a relationship n nt u, a lady.
Does he have  any plans 4 u or are u into school runns?    .
I knw your a lady n tym is no longer on your side bt dont rush into something u will later regret 4 the rest of your life.
Ur both in your finals nw. Concentrate on your studies n when u come out, get a job first.
Then every other thing shall be added unto u.
Trust me, before then, u will knw if this guy is really serious or not.
That is if u shine your eyes well well.  

Plz does anybody on the house knw what this computer networking is all about.
I will lik to do my masters in IT so a friend suggested that i do some networking programmes lik N+, CCNA n A+
Although she dosent knw much abt the programmes.
Plz i need ur advice n wht these programme are all about.

@  Mr crackles: U nearly killed me wit lafta.    
So virgins talk in d career section abi?
@ poster : Virgins still dey sha bt i wonda wetin u wan use virgins do.
U urself, u be virgin?
Abi u wan marry them?     

Na so anoda man go make love to ur wife smday. Trust me, e go happen

;d ;d ;d

@ Winner gal: your nt serious. U mean your ex had gorimapa, ne e be say, u get am 2. 

Anyway, dearest O,
              I feel so happy n sad to write this to u, na e bi say i dey confused abi? 
ok ooo, i really thank God 4 leavn u 4 good cos u were never there 4 me. Infact leaving u was 1 of d best desicions i'v ever made in my entire life, if nt the best. Bt hw i wish u were a bit caring, jst a bit, even if na 1%
Bt if wishes were horses, u knw nw,
The temptation to use gun n blow away your brains n imi oja dey oooo. Bt , nothin dey happen, peace, 1 luv.      
Anyway, i jst want u to knw that iv goten over everthin that happened, the harsh words, uncaring attitudes n all that.
I loved u so much mennn, n i wish u the best in life including enof chikalas, assorted. i knw u go say a bid amen to that, YEYE   
I pray that the next tym u come to this world, u should come as tissue paper, so that i can handle u better.
Till den, i still remain

   MUA

Hmmmmmm, i no fit talk. U guys can be funny at tymz. So because u heard sm1's voice u wan make she call u so that wht will happen?
U come post ur pix join 2. Make we c ur wowo face.  
U guys should be careful oooo. Hw r u sure no be ghost call

I knw exactly hw u feel cos i hav gone tru that 2 so bt u need to work on urself n face reality. Ur nw into a new relationship so jst try n 4get abt the past. Jst knw that therez sm1 out there 4 u n u deserve to be happy again. i knw its nt easy sha bt u can get over it.
Cheer up!!!

Gone are the days when ladies fight over a man. Honestly, i cant even imagine myself doing that.
Evetything depends on ur guy, if he is truly in luv with u, he will never do that. Jst give him the chance to choose bt u n his flirting chick. Then move on with ur life. Simple

Really a lot of funny funny thins dey happen 4 camp. Most married women even take off their rings jst because of camp.
Dear, a word is enough 4 the wise. Marriage is a sacred union so try n stay away 4rm that woman ooo.

Hw r u even sure that her husband has not done any magic wey go catch any man that tries to sleep with his wife?
U better run 4 ur dear life besides its remaining abt a week or so.

This thing they call luv, e still dey make me wonder ooo. My guy, e be lik say u own kind of luv is blind. I really understand that u luv this girl. Bt dear, open ur eyes well. Dont abandon ur future because of luv, Beside, i dont even think u knw much abt this girl cos u jst met her 3 months back.
i dnt think if it were her, u will do the same thing. She can go n wheneva ur ready, u will join her.

Another thing is, she's payn all the bills, guy, u better watch it. Sooner or later, u will be her boi, boi. lol. Try n learn her first n if she wants to call it quits because ur not comin with her, let her go. U will surely get another girl that will luv n understand u.

Guy, u sounded lik my boyfriend, sorry he's nw my ex. U cant eat ur cake n hav it. Thats d gospel truth. U dont even deserve any of d girls. Check this out, ur present girlfriend stopped all lot of things jst because of u n nw, u want to hold her past against her. Let me ask u, are u an angel? dont u hav a past? If ur not so sure of her, tell her n dont go back to ur ex. Cheers!

Chei!!!!!!!!!!!! Na child abuse oooo. If u dey abroad, u knw u will surely be locked up because of this.Na because we dey naija, wey anythin fit happen. U beta stop this

Sorry bt ur nt ready to marry cos ur reasons of not marryn her is sooooo flimsy 4 my liking. If she dosent knw hw to prepare ibo foods, cant she be taught. That ur friends dnt like the idea, is it ur friends that will live with her or u. U beter be a man.

Thank u guys 4 all ur advice, i am really grateful. The truth is i'm nt even so sure that d guy loves me cos i dont understand Y he should be behavn d way he is if he is truly in luv. No be say na me ask am out ooo. I dey on my own ooo n he asked me out.
All the same, i appreciate u guys n i'v really learnt 4rm my mistakes. Guess, i was lavishing my luv on the wrong guy.