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PhonesRe: This Amazing Launcher Converts Your Android To Windows And Ios by liljboy(m): 6:52pm On Dec 31, 2014
been using this app since last year.... windows 8 then u download their iOS theme pack...... well, using nova now, just decided to try another launcher
PhonesRe: Glo BIS : My H Is Not Showing by liljboy(m): 2:07pm On Dec 31, 2014
here it is....... that's what am using even for villa here wey network bad small

PoliticsRe: TB Joshua Speaks On 2015 Elections by liljboy(m): 2:36pm On Dec 30, 2014
but he didn't see his building falling
PoliticsRe: My Certificates Are With The Military –buhari by liljboy(op): 1:30pm On Dec 30, 2014
Ngwakwe:
This is amusing.


Were the certificates confiscated or what exactly happened that he can't possess them?
. like say to keep am for house dey fear them
PoliticsRe: My Certificates Are With The Military –buhari by liljboy(op): 1:28pm On Dec 30, 2014
quid:
His certificates are with al shabab
Lwkwd
PoliticsRe: My Certificates Are With The Military –buhari by liljboy(op): 1:27pm On Dec 30, 2014
In a similar vein, the Vice President Mohammed
Namadi Sambo had also told INEC that his
Bachelors and Masters’ degree certificates in
Architecture from the Ahmadu Bello University,
Zaria, had been consumed by fire
………………
this one is so damn hilarious, HABA NAIJA!!!!!
PoliticsRe: My Certificates Are With The Military –buhari by liljboy(op): 10:57am On Dec 30, 2014
BeeBeeOoh:
That means he acquired a militarian certificatehuh
lol and that also means we'll be having a MILITARIAN rule
PoliticsMy Certificates Are With The Military –buhari by liljboy(op): 10:50am On Dec 30, 2014
Presidential candidate of the All Progressives
Congress in the 2015 general elections, Maj.Gen.
Muhammadu Buhari (retd.), has informed the
Independent National Electoral Commission that his
academic qualifications and credentials are in the
possession of the military.
While the academic qualifications of other
Presidential candidates, are on display at the
headquarters of the electoral commission, that of
Buhari was nowhere to be found.
However, the erstwhile head of state had initially
deposed an affidavit to at a High Court of the
Federal Capital Territory, where he explained that all
his certificates were with the Secretary, Military
Board.
The affidavit was dated November 24, 2014, and
was stamped and received by INEC on December
18 2014.
In the affidavit, Buhari stated: “I am the above-
named person and deponent to this affidavit therein.
All my academic qualifications documents as filled
in my presidential form, President APC/001/2015,
are currently with the Secretary, Military Board as
of the time of presenting this affidavit. The affidavit
is made in good faith and for record purpose.”
In a similar vein, the Vice President Mohammed
Namadi Sambo had also told INEC that his
Bachelors and Masters’ degree certificates in
Architecture from the Ahmadu Bello University,
Zaria, had been consumed by fire.




http://ynaija.com/my-certificates-are-with-the-military-buhari/
RomanceRe: Upload Your Pix Here Lets See How Handsome Or Pretty You Are by liljboy(m): 12:42am On Dec 30, 2014
my lil face

RomanceRe: Things A Lady Shouldn’t Do In The Presenceof A Man by liljboy(op): 6:49am On Dec 27, 2014
mirexxx:
always trying 2 please men nawa o
pleasing men posts are little, e no even reach ten..... if na women own na chemistry textbook
RomanceRe: Things A Lady Shouldn’t Do In The Presenceof A Man by liljboy(op): 8:44pm On Dec 26, 2014
jvera:
u guys wud stil b d one to say 'if u vnt farted in d presence of ur bf uv a lot of secret u hidin'
I don't believe that
RomanceRe: Things A Lady Shouldn’t Do In The Presenceof A Man by liljboy(op): 7:46pm On Dec 26, 2014
Segirl18:
Excuse me!!! .... This's nt about forming dearie., its all about mannerism.i.e, knwing what to do d right thing at d right time, place, and when to do it... I do get u in d aspect of being free...bt nt in d aspect of pollution. I, 4 one can feel free doing that in d presence of ma fellow gurls bt nt with d opposite sex.. Except if its a mistake. Wen he himself cant do that in ma presence, why should i discomfort him all in d name of 'its nature' or 'na free world we dey' slogan. I tell u d guy will even respect u more and would understand wen it comes out as a mistake(knwing fully well u dnt do such b4)..

I tell u, guys r differnt from guys, so also,ladies r differnt from ladies.... What one party can take, d other may nt..#My perception though#

lol,...so ur boyfriend is nw a goat all in d name of answering d call of nature?
free her make she dey talk rubbish
RomanceRe: Guys Should Stop The Attitude Of Asking Sex From Women? by liljboy(m): 5:56pm On Dec 26, 2014
southniyikaye:
and girls should stop acting like beggars..imagine a lady hi me on bbm and I returned d gesture n next thing was,pls can u send me card? I mean this is someone I don't know...why on earth will u ask a guy for things when u hardly know them?have helped strangers,female specifically on several occasions but on diff circumstances...girls should stop being beggars.in our parents days,,girls aree shy to ask or even collect
free them make the OP dey talk nonsense.... even the foolish girls will be willing to give IT to you without it crossing your mind
RomanceRe: Things A Lady Shouldn’t Do In The Presenceof A Man by liljboy(op): 1:11pm On Dec 26, 2014
InvincibleMe:
Just saying! But come to think of it, what happens to overlooking of mistakes? Or are u a perfect being yourself?
we ain't talking mistakes here..... HABIT my brother
RomanceRe: Things A Lady Shouldn’t Do In The Presenceof A Man by liljboy(op): 12:24pm On Dec 26, 2014
FRONT PAGE!!!!!
RomanceRe: Things A Lady Shouldn’t Do In The Presenceof A Man by liljboy(op): 12:19pm On Dec 26, 2014
mesoade:
Love is not about loving a perfect person but loving an imperfect person the perfect way.
yea we know..... but try and behave yourself as well..... no one wants to marry someone with a nonchalant attitude
RomanceRe: Things A Lady Shouldn’t Do In The Presenceof A Man by liljboy(op): 12:17pm On Dec 26, 2014
InvincibleMe:
That was not a good attraction could have been lust or infatuation.
don't yell me that trash.... because I am genuinely attracted to you, I will now swallow any pill u give me? u on weed or som'in?
RomanceRe: Things A Lady Shouldn’t Do In The Presenceof A Man by liljboy(op): 12:15pm On Dec 26, 2014
Spydamannn:
I had this pretty girl I was crushing on like mad...the day she farted in my presence,she no even apologize,just waved her hand like it was nothing...the attraction in me evaporated immediately
lmao
RomanceRe: Things A Lady Shouldn’t Do In The Presenceof A Man by liljboy(op): 10:30am On Dec 26, 2014
lilmax:
now which do you do on the list?
farting
RomanceRe: Things A Lady Shouldn’t Do In The Presenceof A Man by liljboy(op): 9:47am On Dec 26, 2014
Segirl18:
How can a lady in her normal sense fart in front of her boyfriend..wouldnt she feel somehow or do u think she wud feel comfortable smiling or asking 'hope u enjoyed it'huh? That wud look absurd cos sum tins shouldnt b told
thank you my sister forget this other ones shouting what will be will be.... my guy babe did same thing some time ago.... even though I was with my headphone on and pretended not to hear it, I felt somehow tho . and I know she'll beat her self up for that little slip.
RomanceRe: Things A Lady Shouldn’t Do In The Presenceof A Man by liljboy(op): 9:44am On Dec 26, 2014
neily:
Op go and marry a robot as a wife schmmmmmcheesy
then go around farting in front of any dude you see na lol
RomanceThings A Lady Shouldn’t Do In The Presenceof A Man by liljboy(op): 7:55am On Dec 26, 2014
• Farting In Our Presence
Men hate this to the core, they may pretend
not to but they really hate when you do it in
their presence. If you doubt me, go and ask a
man whom you don’t know to tell you what he
thinks of a lady who fart or always fart in front
of him.
• Eating too much
Whenever you Ladies are in our Presence
please try to control your eating habits. Not
that we’re too broke to buy you Food but
eating without Class just because your indoors
is disgusting to say the least!
• Washing of your undies (panties)
Please try to reduce the amount of times you
wash your undies in our presence. Forget that
popular slang which tends to say that when a
man loves you, he can even wash your undies,
we’re not that cool with seeing someone else’s
undies!
• Talking too dirty
Please, have control of things you say in our
presence. Don’t be too naughty when it comes
to your language except you want to remain a
GIRLFRIEND FOR LIFE!!!!!
• Laughing excessively
Control the length you laugh in front of us.
When we’re not around, you can laugh and
bring down the roof if you wish. I was talking
to a lady and she laughed so loud that she
didn’t know when she polluted.
• Always watching movies
If your a Nollywood addict please, for the sake
of not receiving any RED CARD, stop giving all
your time to once your man is around. We
need total concentration when we are talking
to you
• Fighting
Never you fight in front of your man, he may
feel that one day you will fight his mother.
• i Too Know attitude
Its very annoying when you always act like
you know everything. When we argue about
sports,romance,friends etc its cool for you to
let us win sometimes as it would do you no
harm than try to make sure you POV is the
most correct even when its not.
PhonesRe: Between Bbm And Whatsapp Which One Do You Prefer by liljboy(m): 7:23pm On Dec 25, 2014
afolag:
Court!!!
Based on the evidence submitted by both parties, I mean party B (bbm) & W ( whatsapp).
I hereby pronounce party bbm!!! the loser.
COURT!!!!!!!!
he he he magistrate
PhonesRe: Between Bbm And Whatsapp Which One Do You Prefer by liljboy(m): 5:11pm On Dec 25, 2014
mrvocalprowess:
bbm is more interactive and more private,d only down side is ur message may not deliver especially if network is bad,but ur messages always delivers on WhatsApp,whatsapp has no privacy at all,pple can stalk u(guilty of dis too,lol) no much difference tho...bbm anytime,anyday
I go with you homie...... that privacy thing na die.... I only have my family members who ain't "holier than thou" on my BBM. I deleted others with the excuse that my BBM got a problem... but whatsapp na everybody wey carry your number lol. I frequent my BBM a lot, yea its over hyped but my homies and some ladies park there wella... and girls will easily give you their pin and not their number knowing they can delete and block you at anytime unlike whatsapp where u have the persons number and can still call em . for me whatsapp 75% BBM 35% just cos of that network issue of not sending or receiving.

PhonesRe: Between Bbm And Whatsapp Which One Do You Prefer by liljboy(m): 5:05pm On Dec 25, 2014
FriedPlantain:
Nigga, your name looks so gay.. Ewwwww. What sort of man calls himself cute? undecided
your name is cooler Sheyhuh?
PhonesRe: Between Bbm And Whatsapp Which One Do You Prefer by liljboy(m): 5:03pm On Dec 25, 2014
vodacom:
I prefer bbm because I can retract my message anything especially IF my contact has the same version of bbm unlike whatsapp were messages can't be retracted
Christianity EtcRe: They Asked If I Wanted To Go To Paradise . I Replied In The Affirmative . by liljboy(op): 11:32am On Dec 25, 2014
holatin:
Brainwashing no be small thing.



of oneself (suicide), or anybody else, or children
for fear of poverty, as stated in verses 6: 151, 17:
33, 2: 195, and 4: 29 because the killing of one
innocent soul is for God equal to the crime of
killing all people, as stated in 5: 32.
ﻗُﻞْ ﺗَﻌَﺎﻟَﻮْﺍ ﺃَﺗْﻞُ ﻣَﺎ ﺣَﺮَّﻡَ ﺭَﺑُّﻜُﻢْ ﻋَﻠَﻴْﻜُﻢْ ۖ ﺃَﻟَّﺎ ﺗُﺸْﺮِﻛُﻮﺍ ﺑِﻪِ ﺷَﻴْﺌًﺎ ۖ
ﻭَﺑِﺎﻟْﻮَﺍﻟِﺪَﻳْﻦِ ﺇِﺣْﺴَﺎﻧًﺎ ۖ ﻭَﻟَﺎ ﺗَﻘْﺘُﻠُﻮﺍ ﺃَﻭْﻟَﺎﺩَﻛُﻢ ﻣِّﻦْ ﺇِﻣْﻠَﺎﻕٍ ۖ ﻧَّﺤْﻦُ
ﻧَﺮْﺯُﻗُﻜُﻢْ ﻭَﺇِﻳَّﺎﻫُﻢْ ۖ ﻭَﻟَﺎ ﺗَﻘْﺮَﺑُﻮﺍ ﺍﻟْﻔَﻮَﺍﺣِﺶَ ﻣَﺎ ﻇَﻬَﺮَ ﻣِﻨْﻬَﺎ ﻭَﻣَﺎ ﺑَﻄَﻦَ ۖ
ﻭَﻟَﺎ ﺗَﻘْﺘُﻠُﻮﺍ ﺍﻟﻨَّﻔْﺲَ ﺍﻟَّﺘِﻲ ﺣَﺮَّﻡَ ﺍﻟﻠَّـﻪُ ﺇِﻟَّﺎ ﺑِﺎﻟْﺤَﻖِّ ۚ ﺫَٰﻟِﻜُﻢْ ﻭَﺻَّﺎﻛُﻢ ﺑِﻪِ
ﻟَﻌَﻠَّﻜُﻢْ ﺗَﻌْﻘِﻠُﻮﻥَ ‏( ﺍﻷﻧﻌﺎﻡ ، :6 151‏) .
Say, "Come, I will recite what your Lord has
prohibited to you. [He commands] that you not
associate anything with Him, and to parents, good
treatment, and do not kill your children out of
poverty; We will provide for you and them. And do
not approach immoralities - what is apparent of
them and what is concealed. And do not kill the
soul which Allah has forbidden [to be killed]
except by [legal] right. This has He instructed you
that you may use reason" (Al-Ana'am, 6: 151).

Happy Christmas to u all
brainwashing no be small one o
PhonesRe: Top 10 Android Browsers 2014 by liljboy(m): 10:31am On Dec 25, 2014
dominique:
Then I gats to get the browser. But I'm sooo comfy with firefox, it won't be easy to switch.
I like opera for browsing tho

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