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Romance › Re: My Sales Girl Is About To Crash My Relationship by Lilphillips(m): 9:42pm On Jul 11, 2024

adebowales:
na only 2 but na mistake

So you don already chop the girl self. hmm to deliver you from her go hard oooo. You're really hurting your pregnant finance. put yourself in your finances shoe, how will you feel if she does that to you. Guy pls leave that sales girl alone. in fact let her go and look for another place to work.

Politics › Re: "Nigeria Was Bleeding When We Took Over. We Have Stopped The Bleeding" - Tinubu by Lilphillips(m): 1:02pm On May 27, 2024

Thunder ⚡ will strike you there. Foolish president

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Politics › Re: Fuel Marketers Pay In Dollars To Transport Products Within Nigeria: Sergius Ogun by Lilphillips(m): 3:32pm On Dec 16, 2022

DennisEche:
Lets change our currency to dollar since oga Emefiele de confuse

Emefiele that is busy packing Nigeria's money for himself, he is even borrowing The fed govt their own money that belongs to the govt as loans.
somebody will steal your money and borrow it to you as loan and then you owe the person your own legitimate money and still pay back with interest.
Isn't that madness? Emefiele will die a horrible death for what he has done to the innocent People of this country.

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Family › Re: DNA Test Palava (What Do I Do?) by Lilphillips(m): 8:03pm On Jul 31, 2021

BeeBeeOoh:
There's nothing to do here bro, just stop taking another man's panadol. She know who givam belle, make she go meet the person for the baby's upkeep.

Aru m na-aso mkpali.

Aru m na-aso mkpali.
I don't take insult from anybody.

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Family › Re: DNA Test Palava (What Do I Do?) by Lilphillips(m): 8:02pm On Jul 31, 2021

BeeBeeOoh:
There's nothing to do here bro, just stop taking another man's panadol. She know who givam belle, make she go meet the person for the baby's upkeep.

Aru m na-aso mkpali.

Aru m na-aso mkpali

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Family › Re: My Husband Paid N580K For My Bride Price But Refused To Help My Family Members. by Lilphillips(m): 8:35am On Jun 21, 2021

Easyincome24:
He paid #580k for your bride price knowing he earns #70k that means a full salary of 8 months and more.

If your family labour him your brother's wedding expenses of #120k that means a total of #700k which means he has served your family with his 10 months salary. Just two more months to make him a slave of 1 full calendar year denying him his full salary for him to satisfy your family.
Thank you very much

If you are not careful, this man will use you for rituals to uplift himself out of poverty.

Just let your brother go Hussle for himself.

Him self wan marry, wan do like real men but cannot gather ordinary 400k. Still have to do sharing formular.

Politics › Re: Soldiers Kill Ifeanyi Obi, Parade His Corpse As Unknown Gunman by Lilphillips(m): 4:43pm On Jun 15, 2021

I'll gladly attend your burial before they start dying.

Politics › Re: Lai Mohammed: Buhari Has Done What No Nigerian President Has Ever Done by Lilphillips(m): 1:11pm On Jun 02, 2021

SLAP44:
Lai mohammed is right this time around, no other Nigerian president has supervised this scale of mindless slaughter of human lives in a non war period.

God bless you. Infact one bottle of beer for you

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Crime › Re: Bandits Confirm Kidnap Of 156 Niger Pupils, Demand ₦110 Million by Lilphillips(m): 6:18am On Jun 02, 2021

Nobody is giving them Shi shi

Politics › Re: Bandits Kidnap 200 Students Of Islamiyya School, Tegina In Rafi, Niger State by Lilphillips(m): 11:11pm On May 30, 2021

BrutusOj:
All I see in this whole kidnapping things in the north is a northern elite empowerment of their youths against any eventual war that might spring up from all the agitations from the south. They are stocking their ware house with arms bought from the ransoms. Till date, no security agency has invited Gumi for questioning about his closeness to the so called bandits.

That Gumi guy is really pissing me off, he knows too much about those kidnappers. Let him be arrested. #ArrestGumiNow

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Politics › Re: Bandits Kidnap 200 Students Of Islamiyya School, Tegina In Rafi, Niger State by Lilphillips(m): 11:07pm On May 30, 2021

milann:
https://twitter.com/eonsintelligenc/status/1399056061617819649?s=19

https://www.thecable.ng/just-in-many-children-abducted-as-bandits-attack-islamic-school-in-niger/amp

This people are just using Nigeria to catch cruise. Another means of cashing out millions of naira.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Villarreal Vs Manchester United : Europa League (1 - 1) On 26th May 2021 by Lilphillips(m): 8:48pm On May 26, 2021

FUNNYBONE1:
my mind just dey beat VILLAREAL VILLAREAL VILLAREAL since morning, u no know why

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Na Villareal be the last game for your bet ticket

Crime › Re: Ahmed Isah Slaps Man He Accused Of "Writing Names Without Permission" by Lilphillips(m): 8:30pm On May 26, 2021

Noblechykk:
E be like say village people don dey reason him matter

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I thought as much. It's like his enemies have started pressing some spiritual button on his head.

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Sports › Re: Europa Final: Fit-again Chukwueze May Play, Maguire Out by Lilphillips(m): 6:29pm On May 26, 2021

jasmine1600:
Is DSTV showing this match?

.No go and get a StarTimes decoder

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Leicester City Vs Liverpool (3 - 1) On 13th February 2021 by Lilphillips(m): 3:38pm On Feb 13, 2021

I thought one guy wanted to play Leicester City to win with 1k. Oga you don cash out already nah.

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Romance › Re: My Fiance Is Leaving Me , Cause I Let Out My Painful And Biggest Secrets To Him by Lilphillips(m): 1:20am On Sep 27, 2016

fullofregrets:
my dear , you are right ,
we learn everyday ,
sometimes in just a hard way ,
I just wish he can give me chance to make things right again , but he refused to hear my pleas, he said he's fed up , and ready to find another girl , and impregnate her , well I can only wish him luck , am not bad either , God will surely send my own husband and children my way , I moved on already ,

My dear your decision to move on, is the best you can do now, instead of begging for his love when he doesn't love you truly. And another thing you should know is that; had it been you didn't open up to him, you could've gotten yourself into a kinda marriage that will make you cry your eyes out everyday. What is in the future is bigger if you certainly believe.
Tell God that you're so sorry and He will correct the hormonal imbalance in your body and make you whole again.

Romance › Re: Should I Still Keep Faith In Marrying Her? by Lilphillips(m): 2:32pm On Apr 23, 2016

Davindal:
Hey guys! I'll keep it snappy here.

There is this girl in my life, she will be 21 this coming October and she loves me a lot. In fact, she is my chosen one among my girlfriends.

I was the guy that deflowered her. I have dated her 4 years now. When we started, she was so pretty, radiant and elegant, all these qualities laced with good manners - despite her beauty, great intelligence and culinary skills. Considering all this qualities, I decided to promise her marriage for I truly love her; knowing full well that her type is rare. After the promise of marriage, I realized that our love for each other grew a step further.

Furthermore, before now; she was my exclusive reserve for matrimony(marriage), such that I don't see any succedaneum(substitute) to her - even though I do date several other ladies - but I have no meaningful plan for them except this gal.

Unfortunately, this my gal has decide to let loose her body, she doesn't watch over her weight, such that she is no longer as curvy, elegant and 8-figured as she used to be, though she is tall - a few inches or 2 inches to 6ft. In fact, she is now as fat as whatever description you may be cogitating within your mind. That fatness is gradually eating up her killer curves, I have sat her down severally to talk through this issue severally; I reminded her that as a medical student(4LV med.& surg.), she should be in a better position to know any means possible to apply in order to loose weight. She insisted that she has been trying her best to shed down but to no avail, and was even crying.

Please guys! What do I do now? I hate plus size ladies aka OROGBO, and can never marry one. Should I completely ditch her for good, even though I still love her deeply? I need an advice.

Guy if you know that within yourself that you'll be ready to get married in the next 1 & half year, all you have to do is don't give up hope. Since you've seen it in her eyes that she's not even happy with her body size. Then, thats where the love and man in you comes alive, activate the man and love in you. Work with her, in assuring that she becomes the kinda woman you need/want. No one is an Island, even you yourself have your own ugly side.
So show her that unconditional love. Things to put in check are: the kinda food she eats, drinks she take, the time she takes her meal, daily exercise and stomach exercise, road walk and also when you make love to her don't ejaculate inside her body, cos those fluid is so proteinous to make her grow more fat.
Think about the reason why you stick with her all these years, it shouldn't be now that she needs you most that you'll start giving her excuses. Think like a Man

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Politics › Re: The 92 Armed Herdsmen Arrested By Soldiers At Check-points (Photos) by Lilphillips(m): 12:18am On Apr 20, 2016

Very soon all of us will no longer know what later happened to them. Remember that your president is the chairman of their association. And also from fulani land, so you better stop rejoicing because he only vowed to treat pipeline vandals and biafra as bokoharam, Not fulani herds men, they are his people and he's planning very seriously to start importing foreign grass for them, from Brazil..
All of you should wake up and stop sleeping on bicycle.

Celebrities › Re: Peter Okoye Says This Is The Kind Of Transformation Nigeria Needs by Lilphillips(m): 4:46pm On Apr 19, 2016

You guys are so funny. If you believe in the present government, God be with you. If you don't beleive in the present government, God be with you.
But when your farm land is been snatched away from you, to be used for grazing land for Fulani herdsmen, don't come here on Nairaland to disturb our sleep and meditation.

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Family › Re: Why Do Some Men Like To Tempt Married Women? Why??? by Lilphillips(m): 9:30am On Mar 01, 2016

what of the women dat will tell u dat they want out of their marriage in search of Happiness cos their hubby or half married man is not what she thinks he is.
And they'll be begging u to help them out, dat they are sorry for leaving u in d past & now she've realised how much she love u?
well some men are just devilish in nature, devil makes use of them to destroy good christian homes.

Travel › Re: Ghastly Accident Hits UNIZIK Awka Again - Check Photos by Lilphillips(m): 7:04am On Feb 11, 2016

[color=#770077][/color] God of mercy through His Son Jesus Christ will heal them, Amen.

Romance › Re: I'm In Love With An Older Lady With Two Kids by Lilphillips(m): 6:48am On Feb 11, 2016

[color=#770077][/color] can i talk to you young blood?.
Love is like a juice, sometimes its sweet & sometimes its bitter. You have to think about the bitter side of it when the need arises, cos it must come.
You have to take your time and do some underground investigation concerning her family background i.e where she comes from, the kind of character they posses and the kind of daughters they raise for people to come and marry, ask questions concerning the lady's early age lifestyle, cos blood never lies, if they live irresponsible life in her family it is a must that she'll do the same no matter the kind of love she confesses that she have for you.
Guy you better turn to an FBI secret agent as soon as possible in order not to destroy your promising future. The man that had those two kids with her knows whats up, thats why he didn't take their affair to the next level, so my guy "MULU ANYA KA-AZU" be at alert like a fish.
There's a possibility that she'll stop respecting you in the cost of the marriage if you go ahead with her.
Your parents knows more than you do, they go deeper than you do.
Just forget about the sweet love making both of you enjoy now, its just to lure you into marrying her. The rate of love tonic that is in your blood is abnormal, how i wish you can take away the love and romance in your relationship with her and see if you'll still care to be with her.
Marry someone you can control, someone you can be proud of, someone that can be proud of you.
All these ladies a sooo mean and desperate to answer any man's name all in the name of marriage. If you doubt me check "Isaiah 4:1".
Good Luck.

Politics › Re: Court Rejects Kanu’s Request For His Seized Passports And Money by Lilphillips(m): 5:52pm On Feb 09, 2016

[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font][url][/url] Whatever it is that is going on there will be revealed by the MOST HIGH, cos every event that occours on this earth is well planned by the creator to accomplish His plan on earth.
I'm not tryna preach but something extra-ordinary is bound to take place in this country. Our wisdom is foolishness in the eyes of our Maker (GOD) He's not as stupid as the Nigerian government, HE knows that a thing like this is going on in Nigeria.
LET THE WILL OF GOD BE DONE HERE ON EARTH AND IN THIS GOD FORSAKING COUNTRY NIGERIA.

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Celebrities › Re: TY Bello’s Olajumoke Signed To Modeling Agency by Lilphillips(m): 8:35pm On Feb 08, 2016

[b][/b][i][/i][color=#770077][/color] Hmmm nice one

Travel › Re: Graphic Photos Of Dead People In Lagos-ibadan Expressway by Lilphillips(m): 9:07am On Feb 08, 2016

Look at souls, God pls.....................

Politics › Re: Donald Trump To Chase Nigerians Out Of US by Lilphillips(m): 6:42pm On Jan 18, 2016

[i][/i][b][/b] this man is really sleeping on bicycle

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Stoke City Vs Arsenal (0 - 0) On 17th January 2017 by Lilphillips(m): 6:23pm On Jan 17, 2016

[b][/b][i][/i] Arsenal should score cos stoke must score[color=#006600][/color]

Politics › Re: How Peter Obi Killed APC In The East by Lilphillips(m): 10:04am On Jan 13, 2016

[color=#770077][/color] huh

[i][/i] Hmmm Nna dis one dikwa very gbaski, nna dis is d more reason why i hate politics & politicians.

Romance › Re: Guys, Can You Wash Your Girlfriend's Clothes? by Lilphillips(m): 11:07am On Feb 22, 2015

[color=#006600][/color] There's nothing there, i wash my partners clothes including her pants and bra.

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Romance › Re: My Fiancee Slept With Another Man...is It Right To Go On With Her? by Lilphillips(m): 10:54am On Feb 22, 2015

ivyT:
Wicked*
Shebi she don beg d guy na

don't you think she'll still do the same thing again, cos may be the guy will always forgive her?

Food › Re: Suggest Another Nigerian Meal That Can Replace RICE On Festive Occasions. by Lilphillips(m): 4:23pm On Dec 01, 2014

Ucheosefoh:
Igbo (weed)

Guy you want to create more mad people?[quote author=Wisegeek01 post=28499471]Ofe Egusi with hot pounded yam,
Nkwobi (isi ewu) for desert,
U can spice it up with Palm wine (Pammy)
. .. There u have it.
Confirm

Food › Re: Suggest Another Nigerian Meal That Can Replace RICE On Festive Occasions. by Lilphillips(m): 4:19pm On Dec 01, 2014

Ucheosefoh:
Igbo (weed)

Guy you want to create more mad people?

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