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Celebrities › Re: My Journey To The BBNaija House - Yousef (BBC Interview Video) by lilvicky68(m): 7:55pm On Sep 22, 2021*

No wonder..

Northern dullness and boringness fully represented..

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Nairaland General › Re: Port Harcourt Mall Flooded After Heavy Rainfall (video) by lilvicky68(m): 7:54pm On Sep 22, 2021

Magnoliaa:
Why are you like this, Lil? You're normal, I swear.

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Yesterday and today's rain was something else..if the rain falls tomorrow again..
I will start canoe transportation..

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Crime › Re: Share Your Experiences With The Nigerian Police by lilvicky68(m): 7:52pm On Sep 22, 2021

chatinent:
Have the members of the Sars touched you before?

The only time me and dem dey kwata am na when I bin dey military.

If you're dressed well with good hair cut.. you will likely not encounter SARS..

Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Said I Should Not Call Her That She Is With Her Pastor by lilvicky68(m): 7:50pm On Sep 22, 2021

Two things are involved..

It's either he's conducting deliverance on her
Or
She conducting deliverance on him..

Crime › Re: Share Your Experiences With The Nigerian Police by lilvicky68(m): 7:47pm On Sep 22, 2021

I drove without license and was caught..
We settled amicably with exchange of numbers..

Why I love them is that if you don't argue with them even 200naira can go a long way.. grin

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Nairaland General › Re: What Tremendous Change Have You Experienced In Your Life Lately??? by lilvicky68(m): 7:36pm On Sep 22, 2021

Beloved3:

Hope we aren't trying to paddle the same canoe? grin

Romance › Re: Dear Kings Shine Ya Eye, Your Kids Deserve An Intelligent Mother Not A Dim wit by lilvicky68(m): 7:17pm On Sep 22, 2021

Intelligence matters but big yansh also matters..

Make every mallam carry him kettle..

Lesson teachers can also be employed..

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Education › Re: NYSC Corp Members Get Engaged After Barely Three Weeks In Camp (Photo) by lilvicky68(m): 7:14pm On Sep 22, 2021

At least all his maami market spendings no waste..

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Nairaland General › Re: Port Harcourt Mall Flooded After Heavy Rainfall (video) by lilvicky68(m): 7:11pm On Sep 22, 2021

With the way this rain is falling here in pH..
If i see person carry plenty wood I go follow am oh..

Noah fit dey disguise dey build another ark..

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Romance › Re: Virgin Girl But Demanding Or Non Demanding Girl But A Prostitute by lilvicky68(m): 6:35pm On Sep 22, 2021

Tell your friend to make them 3..

Romance › Re: What Does Your Partner Love About You? by lilvicky68(m): 4:13pm On Sep 22, 2021*

Romance › Re: Talent And Famous Nairaland E-beggar Acquires A New Phone by lilvicky68(m): 11:44pm On Sep 21, 2021

Lol..

Romance › Re: Help, My Newly Married Wife Gave Me This on my Private part (graphic pix) by lilvicky68(m): 11:42pm On Sep 21, 2021

chatinent:
Why'd anyone last three seconds? You bi broiler?

Anything below three hours is a total waste of day.

Lemme say 3hrs x 3days in a week..
Omo that's 9hrs for only sex..
Abi na sex be my work?

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Romance › Re: Careers Of Women That Turn You Off As A Man? by lilvicky68(m): 10:38pm On Sep 21, 2021

chatinent:
I have hardly seen a woman who does night shifts there.

I've seen one during the day there.. I never knew female works there too..she can't be handling bodies and handling me at the same time na..
Big turn off

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Romance › Re: Careers Of Women That Turn You Off As A Man? by lilvicky68(m): 10:25pm On Sep 21, 2021

Mortuary attendants

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Romance › Re: Do You Like My Profile Photo? by lilvicky68(m): 8:29pm On Sep 21, 2021

Lilsameey:
,..Nothing is there.

Chai

Romance › Re: Help, My Newly Married Wife Gave Me This on my Private part (graphic pix) by lilvicky68(m): 8:28pm On Sep 21, 2021

chatinent:
It's beats my imagination how sex dey tire people sha. The minimum anyone should last is three hours.

Permit me to ask, is it that she is asking for so much hours or you last for seconds?

3 hours??
Am I crossing country?

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Romance › Re: Pls I Need Clarification. How Do Virgins Menstrate? by lilvicky68(m): 8:23pm On Sep 21, 2021

They borrow vaginas of non Virgins to menstruate and return it back..

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Romance › Re: Do You Like My Profile Photo? by lilvicky68(m): 8:21pm On Sep 21, 2021

Turn around lemme check something..

Education › Re: Accept 2.2 Or Have A Spilled Over For You to get 2.1 by lilvicky68(m): 8:08pm On Sep 21, 2021

Irijosa777:
.

C or B

Mine then was C.. I come dey vex why I even bother to get the A..

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Education › Re: Accept 2.2 Or Have A Spilled Over For You to get 2.1 by lilvicky68(m): 8:03pm On Sep 21, 2021

Irijosa777:
That's was my thought
Anything less than A in the two courses will still land me in 2.2

And A's are recorded as C's for carryover..

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Education › Re: Accept 2.2 Or Have A Spilled Over For You to get 2.1 by lilvicky68(m): 7:58pm On Sep 21, 2021

If you had stayed one year and still failed the courses or gotten E.. it would have been painful..

E get some courses wey dey stress people

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Family › Re: Moving Away From Extended Family Members.... by lilvicky68(m): 7:40pm On Sep 21, 2021

If you can afford it.. ride on..

Family › Re: How Can One Handle A Suspecting Wife by lilvicky68(m): 7:38pm On Sep 21, 2021

Sit her down and address the matter..
If she doesn't listen kukuma prove her right..
Okafor's law will work in your favor..

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Family › Re: What Are My Chances Of Dating Her ? by lilvicky68(m): 7:32pm On Sep 21, 2021

I think you should ask a competent babalawo or prophet..

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TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by lilvicky68(m): 7:11pm On Sep 21, 2021

Jadentica:
Your own don do...Go get sense.

So Cubana chief priest and Obi cubana supporting him can't pay Funke Akindele?

Ode!

I thought you were wise..

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Business › Re: Seun Adedeji Was Arrested For Weed At 13 Now Owns A Weed Startup At 27-bloomberg by lilvicky68(m): 7:09pm On Sep 21, 2021

midolian:
Moral of the story...Never give up on your weeds

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Romance › Re: My Husband Plans Bringing In A Female Househelp by lilvicky68(m): 7:05pm On Sep 21, 2021

I think he's tired of eating those crazy sacrifices you serve him every time..

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Nairaland General › Re: Follow Me On Nairaland by lilvicky68(m): 7:01pm On Sep 21, 2021

Them go pay you?

Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by lilvicky68(m): 6:53pm On Sep 21, 2021

mariahAngel:
Food.

Omo where una dey see money buy plantain..

Romance › Re: Guys Can You Do Without Perfume,ladies Can You Do Without Makeup. by lilvicky68(m): 2:58pm On Sep 21, 2021

Bolarineliza202:
It seems you didn't read the topic well.
It says can a lady do without makeup and then can a guy do without perfume.

It's obvious that guys uses perfumes(they don't do makeup)
While ladies uses makeup.
SO GET IT RIGHT

So ladies can do without perfume??

Agriculture › Re: What would You Do With 140k? � by lilvicky68(m): 11:48am On Sep 21, 2021

Start by getting some agricultural products into my stomach..

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