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 Romance › Re: Do You Talk To Yourself (soliloquise) by lilzeel(m): 2:58pm On Mar 08, 2016 |
Guilty as charged |
| Investment › Re: 25 Business Partner Wanted Urgently by lilzeel(m): 3:30pm On Feb 05, 2016 |
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| Christianity Etc › Please Interprete This Dream For Me by lilzeel(op): 6:52am On Nov 11, 2015 |
Good morning my brothers and sister in the house,I want you to interpret these dream for me please don't mind my english oh as i am so confused right now. I had a dream in the early hours of this morning, in the dream I was carrying a girl home on our way to my house I reached out to a provision store to buy her snacks and drinks before heading home. After I bought the snacks and drink I did not see the girl again so I thought she was in front walking slowly so as i was going I got to the bend road leading to my house low and behold I saw my girlfriend, mind you all the girl I was taking home was not my girlfriend. As I saw my girlfriend, I saw her chatting with one other girl so I stepped up to her and said "shebi you tell me say you no go come weekend you go dey school" she then said she came back to do something urgent there and there I slapped her and we started quarreling then I left she started following me and when I stopped to talk to her she said I should leave her alone,I just stood there gazing into her eyes before you know we started kissing passionately,people passing by where just looking at us. We managed to stop kissing then she left for home and I did same, few minutes later I saw my elder brother running from the gate of my house with two mouth koboko in his hand don't know why he was holding it, he came into the house and started flogging me that I should leave that girl but I rebelled at him that I love her and I will stay with her no matter what he can't change what destiny has put me into my brother then said that girl has powers she'll destroy you, she's not an ordinary girl that was when I kept shut folded my arms and was listening to my bro he then started telling me things about the girl then I woke up.. Pls interpret, don't mind the english construction oh I no too go school thanks. |
| Politics › Re: Ambode Trends On Twitter As Lagosians Criticize His Governance by lilzeel(m): 10:41am On Sep 21, 2015 |
This guys are not magicians, common Nigerians give them more time and let's see if they can govern or not, if they can glory be to God if they can't pray for them. Your prayers count for the country to moves forward. #Stopcriticism 4 Likes |
| Romance › Re: What Do You Hate About Being An Introvert by lilzeel(m): 6:51pm On Sep 06, 2015 |
Ojisik:Lol exactly it happens like that, I'm in the choir of my church if am at home rehearsing I sound very fine but once I enter church my heart go dey beat fast before you know it my voice is beginning to shake and it affects my singing to the extend that sometimes I forget the lyrics of the song am singing. It also affected me in such a way that people begin to feel am a pompous guy even my present chic said that at first she use to see me as a guy who's too proud and that she'll say to her self what is he feeling like lol not until she came close to me the story changed. It is not easy to be an introvert people will really misunderstand you. 10 Likes |
| Romance › Re: What Do You Hate About Being An Introvert by lilzeel(m): 2:01pm On Sep 06, 2015 |
Everything talked about here is just like it referring to me I really don't know how to mingle and each time am with people I feel like just going home but when I get back home I wish I was still there. 14 Likes |
| Romance › I Broke Her Heart? by lilzeel(op): 1:43pm On Jul 06, 2015 |
hello my fellow nairalanders, how una dey. i want you guys to help me with your humble comments insult and bashing is welcomed.... i don't know if this is happening to just me or there are other guys out there it happens to. i tend to give up easily in a relationship when things are not working out or when we're having too many issues. the next thing that comes to my mind when things isn't working out is to break up and part ways with the girl and she ends up feeling heartbroken. right now as i type the babe am dating things ain't working out between us like we do not complement each other, we quarrel virtually everyday. the recent quarrel we just had was somehow my fault and that of her fault. i ended the relationship but she kept begging and saying we could still work things out if we try one more time. what surprises me about these babe is that i have threatened to break up with her time without numbers but she always end up crying and begging for me not to leave. to be frank i have never dated a girl like her before and have never been loved like that before, i love her so much but the problem is how do i stop the frequent quarreling that we always have. most times what causes the quarreling is communication,understanding and lack of trust. i don't trust her and she doesn't trust me either and often times i read meanings to certain things she does, like she not been open to me in terms of communication she calls often i also call but all i get is monosyllabic response when talking to her and it pisses me off. i am so confuse right now don't know what to do, i need your advice. mind you all have sat her down in several occasions and talked sense into her but she doesn't change she only stops it for a while and goes back to her old habit again. please drop your comments.......thank you |
| Romance › Who's A Broke Guy by lilzeel(op): 7:16am On Jun 16, 2015 |
Good morning nairalanders, guess we all had a beautiful and a glowing night rest? I just wanna ask this questions: 1. Who's a broke guy? 2. How often should a guy spend on a girlfriend that doesn't demand? 3. How much is too much or too small to maintain a stable relationship ( to the ladies only)? 4. Can a true love actually be built with a broke guy ? 5. Do ladies fall for guys who are loaded easily or fall for them because of who the are, now my question is can money buy true love? And lastly............. Add your comments, matured minds only...... |
| Romance › Re: Why Every Guy Above 18+ Needs A Girl Friend by lilzeel(op): 5:56pm On Jun 11, 2015 |
AirborneLacer:Bro you're right but in the case where the man sucks in marriage is because he built the dating game on pretense. If you come out true been yourself before marriage there's no way the marriage is not goin to stand the test of time. |
| Romance › Why Every Guy Above 18+ Needs A Girl Friend by lilzeel(op): 9:54am On Jun 11, 2015 |
Hello folks this is not a post to create a scene on nairaland just ma opinion though. Yesterday I was on a field work with a customer of mine and we got talking, he asked me if I had a girl friend I told him no because am not ready to go through any emotional saga. He then gave me the following reasons why I needed a girl friend as a guy who's above 18+. 1. Women are very difficult to understand: if you don't get to understand or study women from a early stage it will be very difficult to live with a woman as they're all the same when it comes to LOVE, RELATIONSHIP and MARRIAGE things the only thing that differentiates them is the ones who have the fear of God. 2. You learn how to tolerate and endure: having a girlfriend and keeping the relationship takes a lot of work from both party but more from the guy, women are very complicated in nature. If a guy does not possess any of these qualities you end up fighting with your woman everyday of which can lead to divorce in the future when you eventually get married. 3. Women love to be pampered: not all guys can pet a woman. A woman loves to be pet like an egg if you don't do this you're not caring enough, which will be very difficult for a normal guy who's never into any relationship to cope when he finally settles down but having a girlfriend makes you know how to go about it when you settle down. 4. Women are unsatisfied: no matter what you do for a woman today it becomes nothing by tomorrow, you still need to do more the next day. You can never please a woman to the fullest they're good at nagging and complaining if you don't get use to it as a youth how do you cope or manage it when you get married? 5. Women don't reason like men: if you think as a guy you're always doing the right thing for your babe or wife you're actually getting it wrong to her she could be enduring it because she as the fear of God and also loves you but deep inside she's hurting. As a guy you can never tell if your woman is reasoning with you except you're good at communicating with her the more you talk the more you realize your flaws. Finally, my opinion is not a guaranty for every young dude out there to go and start messing up with girls (sex) is just a fact that can help reduce future divorce as the rate of divorce in these part of our world is becoming appalling...... All the single guys in the building go out there and get your self a girlfriend study and understand her please don't include immoral acts(on your own). Note: Any relationship that appears perfect you guys don't beef or fight it means either somebody is deceiving somebody or somebody is pretending to somebody. 2 Likes |
| Romance › Re: I Seriously Think My 'girl Friend' Is Possessed... Advice Needed by lilzeel(m): 8:49pm On May 23, 2015 |
chukwubuzor123:Am having a similar issue right now,my girlfriend all those attributes of mermaids when I confront her she told me the truth that she was a mermaid and that she was born with it that it her mother that made some mistakes in the past. Have been scared and bold at thesame time because I have made love to her several times, but according to her she said I shouldn't worry that I'm covered and protected as in my blood is strong and that my fathers spirit is always following me that nobody can harm me. She told me hers is not for evil that she's harmless any life she comes in contact with receives goodluck because of her and she also has the gift of seeing, she can see something before it actually happens. People in the house na my own true life version be this and the funny thing is the babe love me soo much she can even kill herself if I say I no dey do again. |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Marine Spirit Marine Spirit Please Help Me by lilzeel(op): 1:08pm On May 19, 2015 |
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| Christianity Etc › Re: Marine Spirit Marine Spirit Please Help Me by lilzeel(op): 1:04pm On May 19, 2015 |
Godownchild:Nothing negative has happened that I've noticed, I just finished from plapoly and temporarily working for now before I go back for my HND. |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Marine Spirit Marine Spirit Please Help Me by lilzeel(op): 10:55am On May 19, 2015 |
Godownchild:My dear that is where I blame my self the more we've had sex but have been praying and fasting for God to break me from any connection that I have with the water world and her as well. |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Marine Spirit Marine Spirit Please Help Me by lilzeel(op): 10:53am On May 19, 2015 |
warrenweste:Thank you all for your post, I've gone to seek for advice from my uncle and he said if she refuses to come with me for deliverance I should quit the relationship that it means she likes it and don't want to be delivered but as it is now I can't quit cos I borrowed some money and she never pay back na till she pay and besides when she told me pulling her self out by force might lead to her death and also affect me. And I've agreed to stand by her with prayers changing my mind now will look very awkward so am still gonna give her a little time. |
| Christianity Etc › Marine Spirit Marine Spirit Please Help Me by lilzeel(op): 10:05am On May 18, 2015 |
Brethren in the house this thread am creating is so serious as I type these to you all am in a state of confusion, I don't know what to do but here's my story. My girlfriend always behave very strange each time we had an encounter, it has been like that ever since we started dating but when I confront her what the strange behavior is all about she tells me it ulcer cos she told me she had a pelvic ulcer in the chest. It went on like that until last week sunday I confronted her to tell me the truth what this abnormal behavior is all about she then opened up to say she is a marine spirit and that she was born with, she had lived with it for the past 23years of her life and she's trying to break her self from it with the help of God. I became so worry and I began to ask her series of questions on what effect is going to have on me, she said nothing will happen to me that it has nothing to do with me but her when she noticed I was getting scared she now changed and said it was all a joke that she wanted to know my kinda person and see my reaction but I did not believe her I just acted okay have heard. Yesterday (sunday) we went out to a cool spot under the tree in my area, we got chatting and after a while she exhibited the same behavior again that was when I knew this was beyond a mere joke but I acted up like nothing was wrong when I got home I called her that am no longer interested in the relationship let's call it a quit she started crying and begging that I should not leave her I then asked her again are you truly possessed with marine spirit she said yes, that she did all that intentionally to make me know her, the funny thing is the two guys she dated before where not aware but that she let me know because she loves me so much and want me to know who she is. She told me if she had evil intention against me she wouldn't have told me or shown all those signs she showed in her word 'witch no go ever tell u say him be witch'. I asked her what effect it will have for me she told me not to worry that am covered my blood is too strong and my fathers spirit is always with me every where I go and that no body can harm me. I also asked what special power she possess she told me she's harmless that she was born with it her mother caused everything for her from birth, she said the only thing she feels is that she can sense things before the happen and I believe cos there are things she told me that came to pass. Sorry to bore you all with my long write ups I just need your advice on what to do should I quit the relationship or still remain I've asked her to come with me to my uncles place who's a strong man of God so she can be delivered but she refused saying that she has been to different men of Gods place that I should allow her do it her own way she's already breaking her self away from it that if she tries to remove her by force she may end up dying that I should just give sometime to sort herself out with prayers. Keep your opinions coming is welcomed, mind you all I know I've sinned against God and I've been seeking for his forgiveness and mercy. 1 Like |
| Christianity Etc › I Need You To Help Interpret These Dreams by lilzeel(op): 12:56pm On May 16, 2015 |
Good afternoon ma fellow believers in the house. I need people with the gift of interpreting dreams to help interpret these dreams. My girlfriend woke me up this morning with a call and she said she had a bad dream about me of which I asked her to go ahead and narrate the dream. First, in her dream she said she saw me been accused of stealing in my place of work and secondly been accused of raping my bosses wife. After narating the dreams to me I asked her what she did when she woke up she told me all she did was pray for me, I still went ahead to seek for her advice on what she thinks about what she dreamt of she only told me to be careful at work especially were money is been kept and be distant to my bosses wife. To cut the long story short am not gifted in the interpretation of dreams and I don't know what her dream means. Fellow believer in the house can you help interpret the dream and also explain to me what it means for somebody you to dream a bad dream about you. Thank you all for you matured answers may God bless nigeria and bless us all. |
| Christianity Etc › Pls Pls Somebody Help Me I Need Your Helps by lilzeel(op): 4:49pm On May 10, 2015 |
Hello strong believers in the house please manage my english am not too good in writing, am in a big mess as I type this to you. I have a girlfriend that I've been dating for close to 3months now and each time we make love she always behave very strange like one who's possessed, the first time it happened I thought it was ulcer because she once told me that she has ulcer but the same thing always happens after we make love so I decided to confront her about the whole thing. She told me she is one, I then told her I don't understand what she means by been one, she then told me she was a marine spirit and that it was her mother that commune her into it but I shouldn't worry it has no cause or effect on me that nothing will happen to me, I then asked her what was her mission she told me nothing that she has no negative thought or plan towards me. She told me she had kept it as a secret from me because she knows if she tells me I will discontinue the relationship with her but I shouldn't worry it has no negative effect on me that it's her the problem is with and that she's trying to break her self from it with God. Please no insults I know have made a very great mistake and I've sinned against God for sleeping with a marine spirit. I just want to know the implication of one sleeping with a marine spirit and what to do to break my self from what so ever hold she has placed on me and how to end the relationship thank you all. |
| Christianity Etc › Pls Pls Pls I Need Help Somebody Help Me by lilzeel(op): 4:41pm On May 10, 2015 |
Hello strong believers in the house please manage my english am not too good in writing, am in a big mess as I type this to you. I have a girlfriend that I've been dating for close to 3months now and each time we make love she always behave very strange like one who's possessed, the first time it happened I thought it was ulcer because she once told me that she has ulcer but the same thing always happens after we make love so I decided to confront her about the whole thing. She told me she is one, I then told her I don't understand what she means by been one, she then told me she was a marine spirit and that it was her mother that commune her into it but I shouldn't worry it has no cause or effect on me that nothing will happen to me, I then asked her what was her mission she told me nothing that she has no negative thought or plan towards me. She told me she had kept it as a secret from me because she knows if she tells me I will discontinue the relationship with her but I shouldn't worry it has no negative effect on me that it's her the problem is with and that she's trying to break her self from it with God. Please no insults I know have made a very great mistake and I've sinned against God for sleeping with a marine spirit. I just want to know the implication of one sleeping with a marine spirit and what to do to break my self from what so ever hold she has placed on me and how to end the relationship thank you all. |
| Romance › Can A Lady Make Love Or Have Sex With A man She Doesn't Love? by lilzeel(op): 6:50am On May 05, 2015 |
Nairalanders Your honest opinion is needed in here, just want to know if a lady can make love or have sex with just any man she has little or no feelings for am not talking of olosho's (prostitutes)? I also would love to know if sex means anything atall to a lady, does it have any connection to how she feels for the man or guy she had it with? Does having sex,makes a lady fall in love more with her guy? And finally what psychological effect does sex or love making play on a lady towards her boyfriend after they just did it? Your opinions count please no bashing matured minds. |
| Politics › Breaking News: Buhari Didn't Win, I Announced Fake Result. Prof Jega by lilzeel(op): 7:30am On Apr 01, 2015 |
Prof JEGA just announced that the result he declared isn't the original result for the election. He's asked Nigerian to wait till tomorrow when he will announce the original result (which jonathan won) Jega said that they are still collating the original results. Tune in to Channels, BBC and TVC for full report. Scroll down Happy April Fool. Congratulations to GMB |
| Romance › Re: "3 Top Secret Reasons Why Guys End Up Not Getting Girls They Like" by lilzeel(m): 6:50am On Mar 10, 2015 |
sage2:Bros I too gbadun this your yans. How on earth you go dey do gate man work while the real oga dey inside house dey work it pure foolishness if another thing dey sef wey pass foolishness na him I you for use boss. |
| Romance › Reasons Why Every Nigerian Girl Says She Lost Her Virginity Via Rape by lilzeel(op): 7:03am On Jan 30, 2015 |
It has come to my notice that every nigerian girl you ask if she's a virgin or not they all claim to have been raped by either their ex boy friend,uncle,house boy or street boys with a popular tag "he threatened me not to tell anyone else he'll kill me" now let's look some of the reason why they always use the word rape when asked about their virginity status. 33 Likes 1 Share |
| Nairaland General › Facts!!.....do You Know? by lilzeel(op): 11:48am On Jan 15, 2015 |
FACTS!!..Do You Know  ?? ~1. Your shoes are the first thing people subconsciously notice about you. Wear nice shoes. 2. If you sit for more than 11 hours a day, there's a 50% chance you'll die within the next 3 years 3. There are at least 6 people in the world who look exactly like you. There's a 9% chance that you'll meet one of them in your lifetime. 4. Sleeping without a pillow reduces back pain and keeps your spine stronger. 5. A person’s height is determined by their father, and their weight is determined by their mother. 6. If a part of your body "falls asleep", you can almost always "wake it up" by shaking your head. 7. There are three things the human brain cannot resist noticing - Food, attractive people and danger 8. Right-handed people tend to chew food on their right side 9. Putting dry tea bags in gym bags or smelly shoes will absorb the unpleasant odour. 10. According to Albert Einstein, if honey bees were to disappear from earth, humans would be dead within 4 years. 11. There are so many kind of apples, that if you ate a new one everyday, it would take over 20 years to try them all. 12. You can survive without eating for weeks, but you will only live 11 days without sleeping. 13. People who laugh a lot are healthier than those who don’t. 14. Laziness and inactivity kills just as many people as smoking. 15. A human brain has a capacity to store 5 times as much information as Wikipedia 16. Our brain uses same amount power as 10- watt light bulb!! 17. Our body gives enough heat in 30 mins to boil 1.5 litres of water!! 18. The Ovum egg is the largest cell and the sperm is the smallest cell !! 19. Stomach acid (conc. HCl) is strong enough to dissolve razor blades!! 20. SMILE. It is the ultimate antidepressant. |
| Romance › Re: I Think My Pastors Daughter Likes Me by lilzeel(op): 11:34am On Jan 13, 2015 |
joseph1832:My oga I don already dull ohh,I finally had the balls to ask her out and tell her wosop buh she said I came in late and one brother in the church wey I know and no think say fit run package is now untop her matter bros I shock and just decide to take a ride guess I don park well be dt. |
| Nairaland General › Nairaland Moderators by lilzeel(op): 6:14am On Jan 13, 2015 |
Was just thinking what does it actually take or cost to make front page on nairaland because I notice no matter what I create as a new topic it doesn't make fp but I see some topics with little or no information making fp that as got me wondering if making fp on nairaland requires more than just creating an informative topic? Thanks for your answers, moderators are also welcome on this thread. 1 Like |
| Politics › Nigeria Pr*stitutes Endorse Buhari,declare 3 Days Of Free S*x If He Wins by lilzeel(op): 8:05pm On Jan 12, 2015 |
Commercial s*x workers in the country under the aegis of the National Association of Nigerian Pr*stitutes, NANP, have thrown their weight behind the Presidential candidate of the All Progressives Congress, Gen. Muhammadu Buhari.NANP said it would declare a-three day free s*x across the country if president Jonathan eventually loses the seat to Gen. Muhammadu Buhari of APC. A statement signed by the group’s General Secretary, Jessica Elvis noted that NANP was not happy with Jonathan’s government over the way commercial sex workers were being treated in the country since he assumed office as the first citizen. Recall that the group had in 2013 declared one- week free sex after the Super Eagles defeated Burkina Faso to lift the AFCON trophy after almost 20 years. It described Jonathan’s government as the worst in the history of Nigeria, saying that it recorded the lowest income during his tenure. The statement also quoted Elvis as saying that several approaches to the presidency to legalize prostitution were turned down. Abraham who heads the Nigerian chapter of African Sex Workers Alliance (ASWA) and the Women of Power Initiative (WOPI), led the protests with demonstrators wearing T-shirts screaming “Sex work is work, we need our rights”. “We are tired of dying in silence; we want to be able to practice our profession with pride like every other person. We want an end to name- calling and stigmatisation. We are sex workers and not asawo [a derogatory Yoruba name for prostitutes]”, She told Aljazeera. “S*x work is normal work and there are sex workers everywhere under one form of disguise or the other. The government should stop criminalising our work”, she further said. Backing Abraham’s point, Elvis said for failing to legalize prostitution, the group would not support Jonathan for a second term. “We sent a proposal to the government in March 2, 2012, almost a year after Jonathan was fully elected as president of Nigeria on the need to legalize prostitution. That was when our late president, Micah Ejoyo was alive, but the presidency rather declared war on us by arresting some members on the street of Abuja. “Most of them are students who are using the job to pursue their education. We all cannot work in Aso Rock, NNPC or Shell. We don’t rob people. We are using our endowment to fend for ourselves. We deserve to be respected. Enough of this hypocrisy because even Jonathan and his team are not saints.” Speaking further, the statement as obtained by DAILY POST on Friday enjoined all members of the association to come out en mass come February 14 to vote out Jonathan from Aso Rock. We are calling on all our members and every Nigerian in particular to join the march. No to Jonathan! Because under Jonathan’s government, we lost over 400 members in the north to the Boko Haram insurgency and we are not ready to lose anybody again. We would be declaring a three-day free sex if God eventually sends Jonathan out of Aso Rock. You can count on us. We did it before and we can do it again. Enough is enough,” |
| Politics › Re: PDP Governors Give Jonathan New Conditions by lilzeel(m): 10:24am On Jan 09, 2015 |
The beginning of disunity among PDP is the beginning of wisdom. 2015 the year where God will be God and man will be man. |
| Politics › Re: Excerpts From Jonathan's Speech At The Tafabalewa Stadium Lagos by lilzeel(m): 6:29am On Jan 09, 2015 |
sammhi:You maybe right and I am wrong and vice versa but truth be told we need a change nigeria can continue to be colonized in her country by it people enough is a enough. My brother let's fight to vote for credibility and set aside tribe and religion if GEJ is what you call credibility bravo go on and give him your vote everybody is obliged to his/her opinion on who to vote but let's be wise when casting our votes I rest my case GMB is still whom I tag for CHange atleast let's change party and see if things still remain the same PDP as been in power since the inception of democracy APC for change Buhari the change no strings attached am a yoruba. |
| Politics › Re: Excerpts From Jonathan's Speech At The Tafabalewa Stadium Lagos by lilzeel(m): 12:10am On Jan 09, 2015 |
sammhi:Sir sorry to counter you this your statement is sentimental that's the issue with naija always putting selfish interest in all we do. we need change and not who is who or who is that if you will vote,vote for change and stop using tribalism to poison the mind of others.... On the issue of certificate my guy you sef think now can anybody attain the rank of a general without a secondary school cert abeg find better yans to nail the general and not this myopic thinking of yours. 2 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Excerpts From Jonathan's Speech At The Tafabalewa Stadium Lagos by lilzeel(m): 12:00am On Jan 09, 2015 |
sammhi:My brother go and check the records of our past leaders, that of jonathan has been recorded as the worst and weakest government naija as ever had. Am not out here for argument but it glaring Jonathan is incompetent and clueless but am not against you voting whoever you want to be your leader for me CHANGE IS NOW OR NEVER. |
