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Here in the university, I shake my head repeatedly when I see some girls' lifestyles. You know why? It's one unfortunate man that'll finally marry them.

Imagine a girl that used her püssy to sponsor her education saying "I want a God fearing and responsible man."

A girl that is being passed around for s*x in her neighborhood will be saying "You're not my type."

Before marrying a lady, I'll tell her family "If I marry your daughter and discover she's not 'intact', I'm collecting back the bride price paid."

Wordsfrombimpe:
I am sorry to disappoint you Nigerian Men

But you guys no dey try

I said what I said

You all think that women are entitled they are beggers because they ask you

Havent you forgotten that we are all beggars in the sight of God

We all dey beg baba God make e dey bless us

Copyright ©️ Digital Bimpe The Coach

So am I baba God that you'll be begging money from?

Wordsfrombimpe:
There are decent men

And I say it with my full chest

And thunder fire any man that gives women money and ask for sex in return

If I invest money in a business, I'm likely to get a yield.
If I invest my money in a woman, what yield am I getting from her?

Don't forget relationship is symbiotic.

BloomingDale:
Anyone can marry any number of husbands or wives under traditional/customary law or in the case of Muslims, sharia law.

If I decide to marry 2,3,4 husbands under traditional law, nothing will happen to me.

Show me 2 Nigerian women with more than 1 husband.

Women are not polyandrous in nature! Don't you get it?

Lesbian dey get belle.
That part no clear.

Nia69:
I'm curious about this.

It depends.
What aspect do you feel you aren't feminine enough in?

Her mother said I must have an affair with her(the mother) else she won't allow me marry her daughter.

I did what I did to enable me marry her. But she never appreciated it.

obedience4:
So
Must you follow them?
Marry one and have rest of mind

Lol more than one wife dey sweet body.

All of them will be competing for your attention thereby bringing out the good side of them.

BloomingDale:
The Nigerian justice system does not allow any form of polygamy. When you are caught in bigamy, you will be prosecuted by the law. Good luck.

Ned Nwoko being discussed in this thread is a proud polygamist. Why hasn't he been prosecuted by the law?

obedience4:
Did your father marry more than one wife?

Both my grandfathers did.

BloomingDale:
Why can’t I marry the side guy? It’s just a matter of kicking your cheating ass to the curb and marrying him.

I don't need to kick your ass before I marry another woman. I can keep both of you under my roof.... something you can't do!

1Sharon:
Are you dishonestly trying to claim that african men actuallyhave the discussion before/ After marraige that they are polygamous in nature and may bring in another wife in the future?

If they truly believed this, why don't they marry more than one wife at the start? Why do they sneak and cheat?

Nigerian wives not allowing their husbands to take another wife?

Aren't you supposed to be the head of the home?

Since when can a Nigerian woman tell her husband what to do?

I want to believe you're being sarcastic.

BloomingDale:
Did we tell you not to have side chicks? We sef get side bobos na. Abi you think say na only you weak prick go satisfy us.

The last young bobo I get, him prick hard like knife. When him pierce my heaven, na so I go just dey dey scream from pure pleasure. A husband can never.

The best thing to ever happen na young side bobos.

We have an excuse to have a side chick, you have no excuse to have a side guy.
I can marry the side chick but tell me if you can marry the side guy.

ahnie:
Like love exist?

Be deceiving yourself.

You sure say you get happy marriage like this?

Moh247:



One sef dey give man headache Ned they talk about Polygamy


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If you have more than one wife and one is giving you headache, ignore her and turn to another wife. She will calm down to draw your attention back.

Ladies! Know this and let it stick.
African men are polygamous in nature. If you don't allow us bring in another wife, we will have girlfriends behind you.

A woman died while chasing her husband and his girlfriend. If she had allowed her husband to wife the babe, they will both be alive by now.

Save yourself the embarrassment of confronting your husband's side chick. Welcome her to your home and y'all will have peace.


I rise!

Kollins11:
What stupid advice do you need? Are you normal at all? dey swear for you? What kind of SIMPle breed are you?
I'm always angry when I read stories like this from a married man.

Never you wife a Nigerian liability wh0re but una no go hear. Your wife belongs to the street. I'm sure you saw lots of red flags when you both were dating but you were hoping she would change afterwards.

it's a total disrespect for a married woman to cheat on her husband. A Cheating wife can kill you one day. Thats the truth. Bundle her like firewood and kick her out of your house.

I would rather die than to marry a Nigerian liability wh0re. That gender are all useless... All of them.

The SIMPle man just sent her money this morning

cc Zonefree

laurel03:
Is washing beans rocket science? To make beans washing easy you will first take the raw beans to grounding machine to break it for you. Moreover other that are selling it are they not washing it??

You want to wash grinded beans?
I hope you know the washing includes peeling of the beans shaft too.

EM123:
good and sound bike will cost 150k

That's pretty cool.

But what if I don't want to ride it myself. I just want to hire a rider that will remit funds to me. You know of such arrangements?

excanny:
Soapy is nice or get a good low budget girlfriend.

But Pepsi will end up killing u little by little. Do malt instead.

How person wan take see low budget babe now

Welderwede:
Advice for a guy with small d*ck . I noticed my size was relatively small compared to my other guys during my senior secondary school days when will UnCloth after a rainy football ball match .
Today I am 24 yrs of age currently a serving military personnel. Still really scared to have sex with a lady I know , nevertheless I had make out with hook up girls which mock me about my d*ck size .
I am barely 4 inch when erect please any advice?

How did you cope during medical screening when you're required to uncloth?

EM123:
I will advice you to buy second hand bike(motor cycle) , okada men make up to 5k-6k everyday.

How much?

CodeTemplar:
Whatever OP does, he or she should be careful. I would av recommended splitting capital to learn about pitfalls before fully committing but 180k under Buhari is like 40k under GEJ.

Please can you explain better?

I'm a student and I'm looking for a side business not time consuming.
I can get more than 180k though.

obyrich:
Canada is next. Instead of all these turn turn, why don't we sit our ass down and build our nation?

Since we've been sitting our asses down, what were built?

PINKYandBRAIN:
Since you are jobless, you can continue wasting away your life wandering on Nairaland.


WOE is your reward. Omoale jati jati.

Since your mum is still the one hustling for your food, who would blame you ?

At least, my mom feeding me is better that typing and replying myself...

To be dependent is better than generational madness.

Wealthbrain22:
I don’t understand my thinking pattern anymore, I’m very financially comfortable, I have almost everything I have ever dreamed of but I’m just miserable with it. I feel so empty, I don’t enjoy anything, Ps5 I have it, all types of fancy things but I’m just bored having them.

I smoke a lot of cigarettes and occasionally weed while drinking a lot of alcohol, so much that I’m starting to mess with my happiness, it’s almost like I’m now relying on it for happiness because without it I’m miserable.

Is this shit destroying my brain?

I quit alcohol.

But I just want to get started with we*d. Any advice?

freshkpomo:

if you want place when doings dey, go join meeting or club where big boys dey and if you dey problem your meeting members go fit help you and not some silly ALL MAN FOR HIMSELF GANG

Clubs like which?

Cos me I like this feeling of brotherhood and belongingness but I no wan die yet.

remzytimer:
She is simply looking for a husband and not a beneficiary.

Thank you for speaking out my sister, may God grant your heart desire...amen

So husbands are not to benefit anything from their wives?

VawulenceProMax:
The last thing I will tolerate from these daughters of jezebel is disrespect.
Yesterday I told my gf that it's over .
Yes she did nothing. I love Vawulence . I just woke up and told her we are breaking up. I expected her to beg like before but this bitch jejely blocked me after I blocked her. She unblocked me today but I still see this as an insult. So for this reason I am officially breaking up with her.

How's preparation for JAMB going?