₦airaland Forum

Kronikuz:
You no sabi game but you wan smash. More like illetarate trying to do school assignment

How dem dey learn game?

MacWin155:
You have no problem in life if female rejection gets to you.

And why would any man in his senses approach a Nigerian girl?? You no dey fear orphaned Billings??

So which girl should a man living in Nigeria approach?

jbcul4ril:
Nigeria Youth please apply if you are within the age of 18+25. Serve your Nation and make it better instead of complaining while in your parents house eating free food. The salary is good base on the new increments might be up to 60k from 46k as an SSCE holder. Dont regret not making this decision. Age is not on your side. Join now...

Join and invite curses to my head abi? I've never seen a retired policeman living a good life before...

I'll rather be a terrorist.

starbuck:
I am not planning on doing anything drastic just that I pray it comes soon

Haba pity your children na!
Why would anyone wish for death?

princepeter566:
Is that a church or a club?
If Jesus should be there physically, he would have flogged them out from that place.
Wearing shot in the presence of the most high is very bad.

Where in the bible did God say "Thou shall not wear shorts".

People on locs be looking like werey of 600 years

AutoChick4U:
Orijin make ladies Hot sha

Thanks for the update.
I'm going to stock my house with orijin.

Lilydore:
Pls how and what browser can I install on a Tecno T474 (small tecno phone). The opera mini on it is not opening some sites.

How do I install fox or Chrome browser?

You can install safari browser instead.

Omoo gone are the days.
Cos early poster keh?

They heard Buhari would be kidnapped;they thought it was a joke.
They saw attempts being made by the insurgents.Immediately, they started carrying out aggressive clearance operations in Abuja,Katsina and Borno.

If dem no knack una stomach,una no go shiit!

Dshocker:
What fact do they have that he was the master mind behind the attack?

The government/NAF just whats to console the populist, so it won't look like they are not working.

As far as i am concerned, the Police, Army, Naf, Navy, Dss, Civil Defence and the Efcc are all useless and has no atom of positive effect on Nigerians.

That is military intel.

Civilians sef

OMOJOHN001:
I opened a thread sometime ago that I want to break up with my Gf due to some reasons best know to me and which I shared here too.

I finally broke up with her last week, since then this babe has refused to eat, she keeps crying since that last week, She's keeps calling me which I have refused to pick her call.

This morning on my way to church I got a picture and message on my phone, and what I saw surprised me, I felt like I have damaged someone beyond reparation.

This babe was rushed to hospital because she used overdose drug with intention of committing suicide. Thank God for hospital,she would have been dead by now according to her sister and the doctor I spoke with. I shall thank God she didn't die ooooo
Now she keeps threatening me that if I refuse to accept her then she will rather die than see herself marrying another man or me marrying another woman.. She's 23 years old we started dating when she was 20.

Please house, I am seriously troubled, I don't want to visit the hospital nor see her, yet I don't want to take her threat as play, because this babe has put all her life in me, I won't lie, she was loyal throughout our relationship and I never caught her in any cheating stuff.

Please Guy's, I don't see myself getting married to this babe, I don't know how to handle this issue now.

She will get over you with time.

She is doing that because you're the one financing her and her family.
If you go broke, she'll leave you.

We have been receiving medals mostly in the para-sports.

Maybe we should elect a para-president and see if things will get better.

ahnie:
She was under their *means*
Them jazz her,so nor be clear eyes.

Probably she too used nyansh and bwess to jazz them.

galantjoe:
My childhood friend impregnated his girlfriend then after they had their first sexxx and he couldn't be able to penetrate and he ejaculated on her thigh. After 1 month, she didn't see her period.

They later married.

I swear,things are happening o.
My childhood friend too only received a blowjobb from a hook up girl.She got pregnant 6 days after swallowing his cum.

Mr Cork has gone to carry loud again.

ppogba:
He is a fool because:

* This is not what he should be getting himself involved in at this age.
* He is a fool because I wonder what he will tell his children and family when they come visiting him at the police station or the prison.
* He is a fool because people younger than him are involved in productive ventures and not this nonsense.
* He is a FOOL because he will be shouting yes sir, Yes sir for people probably younger than his children while in the gaol.

So what then is the lady?

ahnie:
Sweetie,you ve bn noticed.pls add it to your c.v.

He might not have presented his opinion appropriately,but he is right.
We need to condemn the banny's greed.

pocohantas:
Anything in Nigeria can be abandoned to japa. Even babe sef.

Na until they abandon you japa before you realize

Yemi4luv:
Thanks so much sir i should have reply your msg the day you send the money but i was banned that's why I'm sorry for the late reply I really appreciate the money u send to me God will bless you more

Amen.

Jennyclay:
Ehya Poor couple. Just take a look at the low budget wedding.

My wedding must be very Loud, my future husband must be ready to spend.

If you're ready to spend too,no problem.

mach7:
Inasmuch as I am dismayed with this government, this is a right step.

The very thing terrorists need is publicity. The more our media houses keep glorifying terrorists or giving them unnecessary media attention, the more their objective is being achieved.

What the BBC does in Nigeria, I bet they will never allow a Nigerian station to do same in the UK.

Which aspect of the video was glorifying terrorism?
An exposé and eye opener is what you call glorification of terrorism?

You must be a terrorist or their sympathizer.

Gadafii:
guy don’t be shallow, crazy things are really happening in this crazy times


Forget, me I personally know a girl that doesn’t Bleep guys more than twice, she’s pretty and thick with made ass, if she see guy if she wan Bleep that guy she go do am clean clean, she no need shy about am


After we smashed twice, she told me she hadn’t had it that good yet that’s when she told me we go continue Dey smash when ever she’s around , cos she Dey school for east

She’s so comfortable around me that she doesn’t even hide these things from me

Run from that girl.
If a girl is too easy to bed, something is wrong.

Scripted and made up.

If you believe those,you can as well believe that Tinubu was caught twerking in a nightclub yesterday....Just try to imagine it.

tensazangetsu20:
My girlfriend is 6 years older than I am. Am 21 she's 27 and we are getting married when I graduate.

Oga tensa, you've graduated tey tey.
Oya update us on how e be now.

Peacemakernimi:
Sir please check my signature I need your help

Sent something small.
Manage it.

gbengazi2014:
Rest in peace gallant officer, one of ABU Zaria former graduate of Economics Department. So sad

That LT finished from NDA.
Fear God!

Atarakpa:
E don set oo. Nah to go and dust my international passport be that..... Option B loading

Boss take me along.I be student and I no get money