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Alexaonfleek:

It's not only enough goat meat and stock fish.

You for expect cow tail and bush meat join.
With one bottle of Heineken.

gowonmaharajah:
and if you want to eat real real how much you go spend since 1,500 naira seems not to be enough for you
;Dand if you want to eat real real how much you go spend since 1,500 naira seems not to be enough for you

dynicks:
you don't mean it.........nna e get people wey get money but living unnoticed oo!

Zzor:
we are cool darling but never hit a woman though

Zzor:
dont be so sure about your man strength,im not a weak woman like you presumed, I sure know how to defend myself and skillful at that(i know how to use my head too).it's not about thickness though.You like fight too much

Zzor:
i didn't insult you,i only said you can't beat me in a fight,i was the victim and not you

Zzor:
what?

light099:
Seems your dad is a perpetual ass whooper and since you're not yet making him feel proud to be a father, by travelling down home in a sleek car, perhaps on some weekends and dropping fat envelope in his hands, the only other way he feels like a father is by whooping your ass.

Like people say, age is just a number, your parents start to regard you as an adult, the moment you're able to survive on your own and they can live off on you.
If you're 50 years old still living under your parents and also living off them, then you're still a kid to them anytime any day, and your sorry ass can be whooped real bad, if situation warrants it. You don't amount to shiit to them, and they can fvck you up big time, if you trespass.
Since, you're yet to clock the criteria of an adult, the only choice left is to continue enjoying the ass whooping, while you work hard in order to gather enough escape velocity to break away from all the gravity of joblessness, grounding your ass in your parents' house.

Omihanifa:
You are finished

If you don't leave that house ASAP, it will get to a stage that he will be chaining you down for days for disobeying him

kenzysmith:
dlaycon get 10 million plus 30 million equal forty million and somebody dey tell education is the key. God why I no do strong head follow my dreams go play ball chai who say make I go university go waste my years chai I never still forgive my papa I swear. last last school na scam

Zzor:
who is talking about violence here small boy,you simply misunderstood my earlier comment.who is joking with you to start with,can you say this to my face, i don't blame you,nairaland gave you that boldness

JohnOkolo:
Extreme violence exists in relationship.

Newton 3rd states for every action, they is an opposite direction reaction.

If your wife kills you for you been so stupid and bringing insult to her name, it's something you deserve and if after her investing her time and effort in making a home with you was built on lies and deceit just pray you don't meet people who have very thin skin for bullshit.

They will kill you for your Mother who failed to instill good and moral behavior in her Son, and wait for your God to do his job of Judgement.

Except it's an open relationship, then you know it's both consenting adults, if not you are joking with you life for acting with considering your spouse Emotions.

JohnOkolo:
Extreme violence exists in relationship.

Newton 3rd states for every action, they is an opposite direction reaction.

If your wife kills you for you been so stupid and bringing insult to her name, it's something you deserve and if after her investing her time and effort in making a home with you was built on lies and deceit just pray you don't meet people who have very thin skin for bullshit.

They will kill you for your Mother who failed to instill good and moral behavior in her Son, and wait for your God to do his job of Judgement.

Except it's an open relationship, then you know it's both consenting adults, if not you are joking with you life for acting with considering your spouse Emotions.

Zzor:
Hes not remorseful at all,see the way he quickly talked about harshness,i don't know if we are supposed to praise him,that aside,why are you still up by this time,kids are supposed to go to bed early and wake early,as the saying goes "early to bed early to rise makes a child healthy and strong

Zzor:
so you can still talk about harshness,that your wife must be an angel.Do you know there are women who will kill you for doing this

CheGuevara101:
Do you mean Zzor, the girl that made one of the Mod's to ban you for 600 years?

TheOdd1sOut:
Sad stories has been my eulogy right from time.

I wanted to lose my virginity since I'm almost 30 and yet no signs of losing the cursed thing.

I hustled for a week and made out #2500 to finally bang one babe in my street since she said its the price for 2 nuts. 2.5k for 2 nuts is fine by me

She collected the money and pulled her clothes off. She refused to pull her blouse, claiming my money isn't enough.
I wanted to penetrate and my dick didn't even respond. It was just dead. The condom even made things worse.
I wanted to enter raw but she harshly rebuked me and claimed I wanted to infect her. That if I am not doing with CD, I should take myself out of her room.
I couldn't bring it up, and offered for Mouth Gig. She shoved me on a chair and gave me 1 handjob and I came in less than 30s. She was obviously disgusted and at that moment, I regret watching my first porn in 1995 till date
She just sent me out of her room, I asked for my money since she didn't serve me and she started yelling and making a scene. I left to avoid embarrassment.
I am sick

I'm tired of this life. Almost 30 and I have no life. I can't Even find some of my critical documents like DOB and original admission letter(I only see the photocopy), this is preventing me from getting a decent job.

I hope my death makes more money than my life.
Its only a matter of time

Zzor:
small boy,how was your day

ZIINI:
Please justwise no amount of begging is enough
Just see me as one of those stupid people who doesn't know anything
This ban is too much for me please try to ease it

RoseyJ:
lmao A friend told me one didn't know which hole to put it. I don't think I can stand an inexperienced guy. I luv bin dominated

Zzor:
Thats for you ooo, don't also forget about the mathematical direct proportionality as well,where only virgin men deserves virgin women.All things being equal,50 50 no cheating.No non virgin man should ever desire a virgin woman

ZIINI:
HEIGHT
I was given a very disgusting name in hausa I guess it a name giving to tall people in their language, look at the way you concentrate while reading it
You want me to say the name but I won't.

Zzor:
haha handsome small boy,hope you have not started having sex

Zzor:
small boy,what do you even know about women lol

Preshieben:
Not qualified.

Petyprincess:
Jaubdu I respect that guy so so much!! You don't have to shout redpill on different threads to make me respect you!! He fought for funmisctiqueen nd doesn't care what nairaland opinions about his gf. That's how a real man should be!!

As for lefulefu the yansh lover that one go like women o

Girls dating nairaland men are trying sha,especially if you controversial avoid men here for sanity of yourself!!

cao:
If you say so...