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ilegend matter dey for God hand

i think say na only me notice am..walahi, i de weak for all him posts, very childish and funny..

Stephenmoka4:
If you are looking for dumb post, check (name withheld) posts; all you will see is

1. How I nearly did this, photos.

2. No one should click here, my hidden files. Picture.

3. My private videos and pictures is leak here, 18+. To be deleted soon.

4. Look at the dangerous things I do but, never hurt. Photos

5. I have stop doing this, you too must stop. Picture

6. Check this thing that produce money without doing anything, shocking. Pictures.

7. Stop going to school when you have this. Photos

8. I doubt any Nigerians are doing this simple thing. To be deleted soon.

9. This thing is much prettier than your girlfriend. Photos

10. Not even Buhari can afford this thing we don't use. Pictures

11. Why would anyone give it for free, do you need. Photos

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Pictures details:

User will snap his dirty plates, unwashed boxers, old books, some adverts, toilet roll, unkept beards. ETC

lol..ilegend, the great..haha

if u were in his shoes, what would u do?..lets be frank here .u claim u chat with him always, yet u forgot to tell him of ur new found job?, what kind of lame excuse is this ..

IGoComotYaTeeth:
Nairalanders will still doubt her story, On God if I catch any Nairalander I go comot hin teeth just now, very annoying animals

lol...ur monicker says it all..but lets be frank here, she said she and other protesters threw the corpse of dead protesters into the river, who does that?...how can she claim that tangible evidence such like that was thrown into the river..

leisuretym:
show me any post where I have spoke against the army or the police? do you even have brain?

u are the one without brain, if u were a police man, after witnessing how police stations has been burnt, how some officers have been lynched, tell me would u come for the aid of the citizens, that encouraged such arnachy?...we are all on our own , we brought this upon ourselves...

leisuretym:
let me tell you, if the thugs attack my family , I will go on rampage ! just watch .
I never condemned police but I condemned SARS, we need military in Lagos now

thugs are looting everywhere

oga ur rampage will be too insignificant, what would u do if they attack u, after all, u.were against all security personnel,..if u do anyhow , one of those thugs will definitely kill u, this o e na real life, no be hollywood...calm down, and suffer the consequences of the anarchy u encouraged..

StagethemTVee:
I watched the footage you shared? How exactly did you tag soldiers standing by while youths rant a massacre? You go school?

the guy daft..

CAPSLOCKED:
I COMETH WITH TWO DRUMS FOR THINE TEARS, OH KIND MAN.

haha..

haha..wetin person no go see for nairaland?

IntersexSherry:
life has taught me a lesson. What truly matters is the inside. Staying with someone who has money and will be beating and molesting you everyday, will you enjoy such life? Staying with someone who looks good and be beating you everyday, will you enjoy such life? Personality is the greatest of all. Now i talk with sense abi??

true talk...i guess u were just chasing clout with ur post then...u have some sense after all, lol..

IntersexSherry:
bottom line, this life no balance at all..

lol, abi ur sense no balance, had to read ur post twice, i just lol, cos its crazy how someone can be this confusing, abi u get bipolar disorder? *runs away*

IntersexSherry:
All those saying that women are only into money and don't care how the man look like na wash oh. Yes, women like money because we have lot of needs and it requires lot of expenses to maintain our beauty but it doesn't mean we don't like better thing. The thing is, women are very strong emotionally so can accept any kind of man even if he looks like chimpanzee. Just that we don't chase men the way men chase women because of shyness. Even if a girl likes a boy, she will want him to make the first move, if he doesn't, she forgets him. Afterall, we still got lot of chasers. Women just want everything..
Me i like fine boys oh but still i'm okay with any man with good personality but if i should between an ugly billionaire and a handsome poor boy, i will choose the ugly billionaire because i can benefit a lot with the luxurious life.
Afterall looks will fade one day and lets not forget almost all men are the same whether ugly or fine, men na men. Only sex they want..

u really sound so confused, u are just contradicting ursef, lol...pls try and be be sober, then read ur post again..

Emekaonline:
I can bet you it is your father that is in trouble. When the chips are down, we will make any part of Yoruba land unliveable for you and your family. Not only that, we will deal and kill all the bastards in our midst

are u stupid enough to make inciting statements on tribal war, in a popular forum like this?...

GodwilldoitAmen:
I am so done with you,knowing fully well that human beings like you died tonight, unjustly and all you can do is defend the murderers...whatever makes you sleep at night

May your conscience judge you.

why not just ignore the fool, why wasting ur time trying to explain things to him...

SmartyPants:
From your last reply, it doesn't seem so.

We're going round in a circle anyway.

My question to you is simply, where is the proof that anyone was shot?

What is the name of one person who was shot?
Where is the picture of their injury?
Any video?
Any picture of soldiers actually shooting at someone in particular?

u are really stupid for asking this question, i lost my fellow school mate in that "genocide" , what are u trying to prove?

FanOfMyself:
Guy ignore these girls na You can do better than this abeg

no yawa that gal na stupid gal, wey just de crush lol, sadly she no be my type, i love em thick ,fair and tall...*runs away*

Preshieben:
I'm still waiting for you to quote me back ohh or you're scared already?
Ugly cat

yes im ugly..why not fuckoff and stop mentioning me na..its not by force, have agreed am more ugly than ur friend fati, and uglier than u ok, leave me na, what do u want from me...im ugly but u not my level, so just leave me joor, ...i hope u are happy now uve gotten my attention, i guess it has given u orgasm, good..now fuckoff...

Joker09:
LINTUNE is fine biko, a lot of ladies on here aren't even as good looking as he is. And why do u even have to broke shame him sef? A lot of Nigerians are... I hope u are rich btw. Y'all should be more creative.. Y'all should grow up.
Peace.

haha .u think ill take her perception about me serious, she is too insignificant to me bro, just leave the toothpick gal.if she sees me in person, she won't even have the guts to come close, everything is not about money..

deep

WTF

Zzor:
What do these men know sef,bragging about being alpha online,i swear to my creator that I will so simp their leader ubunja and his cohorts beyond recognition.Most women don't know the powers and ability they naturally posses.No man born of a woman is beyond simping,all in all let us all be good for posterity sake

pussy power....cercie of game of thrones made that same statement, but that was then, i have a very pretty female friends receives constant beating and physical assault from her boyfriend, have begged her to leave the boy, all to no avail this guy isn't rich, he is just average looking, but here a a very fine woman rubbished in the name of love, madam women have no power , dont deceive ursef, even u will be dominated by a man someday, one that will so control u , such that he will dictate what u should wear, we know ya type..

virginprincess:
Like seriously, are you guys not ashamed when typing these things, because it shows that you guys are broke& can't take of a woman.

whats the purpose of woman being successful if she cant take up responsibilities, whats the purpose of feminism, why should she have money...fine, if women want men to take full responsibility of everything in the family , then obviously a woman's place is in the bedroom and the other room...im saying this based on ur myopic perspective ..

Preshieben:
you know you're not fine,then why are you calling someone else ugly when you can't create a fly..??
I don't need you to notice me because people like you fight hard to get my attention...so you getting one is your luck...I don't need to upload my account bal here to prove your deluded weak brain wrong...now go and have a sit or possibly be a gentleman and apologize to that babe that is if you have sense

why should any reasonable guy look for ur attention, with ur skinny tooth pick stature?...whats gives u thr effontery to tell me what to do?, u have the alacrity to order me?, i dont blame u,this is my last reply to u..i wont just give u my attention just like that, cos u dont worth it woman..nicompoo...i wish i can get hold of u right now, smh...

Preshieben:
if this is really you,then you're really ugly.
If I'm to rate you from your looks,then you're 1\10.
Stop disgracing yourself here...seems you're really jobless and broke,arguing with a girl

i never said i was fine in the first place..by the way, why u so stupid, did u even know today is sunday, and its a day meant for resting?, so i should go to work on sunday?..yes im broke and so, why cant we screenshot our account balance right now..i die if u have up to 2k in ur account currently, idiot...just stfu if uve got nothing reasonable to say, cos i wont notice u...ur perception about my look is insignificant, so madam, swerve!

Descortes:
pity the groom because his wife to be had sex with you? lmao

someone out there is currently smashing your future wife so you better let go of that dumb mindset

the guy daft no be small, ..imagine this kind of mentality, in this century? lol

Maryjane001:
Yes, I v loved a guy before without being sexually attracted at first. It was when we started dating I became sexually attracted to him cuz we started hanging out with each other more often and I began noticing his features.
Truth be told, he was the only guy I genuinely loved. Sadly we had to end it short for some reasons. Relationships I v had in d past were mostly bcus the person is cute or nice or friendly. But I naturally just fell in love with this guy for no just reason.

we call thay, agape love, its unconditional ..

FanOfMyself:
You are handsome bro. No homo!
But you should have known that most nairaland babes are pretentious and you shouldn't have posted your pic just because of her!!
Having said that, I think you were wrong because you were the first to banter her. Some girls here can be so annoying sha!

but oga i never mentioned her at first o, i just quoted my fellow guy...however this particular gal is too toxic and selective, have noticed how she broke shame nd body shame guys in this forum, its either the guy is too short, or he is fat, or he is not handsome enough for her, where as she is very ugly..the day i decided to check her pic, i was so shocked, how can a gal with her looks be so selective, lol...about posting my pic, i just wanted her to see me clearly, being handsome no de pay bills, neither does it credit my account, so weda im handsome or not, i dont let it get to my head, but i just posted tht pic to clear her doubts, nothing spoil bro..

fati2001:
is that all?
so your sisters are been rejected because of THEIR bitter ugliness and their ATTITUDE.


DON'T WORRY MAYBE AGBERO DY FOLLOW THEM LAY DOWN FOR INSIDE MOLOWE.... SO DON'T BE PISSED .


YES I AM BITTER TO THOSE MEN WHO DON'T KNOW HOW TO EXPRESS A WORDS I. E (NEGATIVE WORDS) E. G YOU.

YES, I'M SKINNY AND FIT THAT'S WHY I'M LOOKING FOR MY SPECIFIC.

HERE ARE MY MEASUREMENTS SO YOU CAN DISS ME WITH THAT TOO.

BUST =33

WAIST = 26

HIPS = 37

HEIGHT = 5'9
WEIGHT =72.09 KG

IF YOU WANT MORE TELL ME...

YES, THEY HAVE REJECTED ME BEFORE.... THANKS BE TO GOD.... THAT'S WHY I'M HERE NOW.



more like you are shapeless as Amoeba ....this why you bend ur CAMERA.... ONLY HEAD( MAMMOTH GP TANK LIKE) CAN BE NOTICED AS PHYSICAL TRAITS IN THIS ORGASM APPEARANCE.

IS THAT ALL?
PLS CONTINUE.

lol..crazy gal..im so enjoying this..[img]

fati2001:
is that all?
so your sisters are been rejected because of THEIR bitter ugliness and their ATTITUDE.


DON'T WORRY MAYBE AGBERO DY FOLLOW THEM LAY DOWN FOR INSIDE MOLOWE.... SO DON'T BE PISSED .


YES I AM BITTER TO THOSE MEN WHO DON'T KNOW HOW TO EXPRESS A WORDS I. E (NEGATIVE WORDS) E. G YOU.

YES, I'M SKINNY AND FIT THAT'S WHY I'M LOOKING FOR MY SPECIFIC.

HERE ARE MY MEASUREMENTS SO YOU CAN DISS ME WITH THAT TOO.

BUST =33

WAIST = 26

HIPS = 37

HEIGHT = 5'9
WEIGHT =72.09 KG

IF YOU WANT MORE TELL ME...

YES, THEY HAVE REJECTED ME BEFORE.... THANKS BE TO GOD.... THAT'S WHY I'M HERE NOW.



more like you are shapeless as Amoeba ....this why you bend ur CAMERA.... ONLY HEAD( MAMMOTH GP TANK LIKE) CAN BE NOTICED AS PHYSICAL TRAITS IN THIS ORGASM APPEARANCE.

IS THAT ALL?
PLS CONTINUE.

lol..crazy gal..im so enjoying this..[/img]

fati2001:
is that all?
so your sisters are been rejected because of THEIR bitter ugliness and their ATTITUDE.


DON'T WORRY MAYBE AGBERO DY FOLLOW THEM LAY DOWN FOR INSIDE MOLOWE.... SO DON'T BE PISSED .


YES I AM BITTER TO THOSE MEN WHO DON'T KNOW HOW TO EXPRESS A WORDS I. E (NEGATIVE WORDS) E. G YOU.

YES, I'M SKINNY AND FIT THAT'S WHY I'M LOOKING FOR MY SPECIFIC.

HERE ARE MY MEASUREMENTS SO YOU CAN DISS ME WITH THAT TOO.

BUST =33

WAIST = 26

HIPS = 37

HEIGHT = 5'9
WEIGHT =72.09 KG

IF YOU WANT MORE TELL ME...

YES, THEY HAVE REJECTED ME BEFORE.... THANKS BE TO GOD.... THAT'S WHY I'M HERE NOW.



more like you are shapeless as Amoeba ....this why you bend ur CAMERA.... ONLY HEAD( MAMMOTH GP TANK LIKE) CAN BE NOTICED AS PHYSICAL TRAITS IN THIS ORGASM APPEARANCE.

IS THAT ALL?
PLS CONTINUE.

lol..crazy gal..im so enjoying this..has a fine boy ever approached i ur miserable life? of course no...stop deceivi g ursef, u are very ugly..post a pic of u , lemme measure ur degree of ugliness..being ugly is not a big deal, after all , there is more to life than beauty, but u not accepting ur ugliness is the problem..anyways i wont reply u again...just make sure u dont masturbate with my pic, cos i can see u are so obsessed with it..bye, and happy sunday...learn to accept ur flaws, madam..

fati2001:
yes, this describes ur situation.... next time grab good genes so that you will not infect the generations that will come through ur lineage with fugly syndromes..

YOU ARE BEYOND DESCRIPTION BOY, I PITY YOUR MIRROR FOR BEARING UR APPEARANCE BOTH OUT AND IN.


GOD FOR BID BAD THING.


STARING AT UR PIC IS A CRACKED UP SCRAB. ...CAN'T STOP LAUGHING.

haha...guess atleast have got hope looking at urs..u ugly, u skinny, u are always bitter, cos have noticed how u counter men in this forum...ugly bitches like u have no hope to even get laid, lol...anyways ur only hope is to offer ursef as a sacrifice to any of those yahoo boys around u, even though thier gods might reject u , cos of ur grotesque face.e.haha