₦airaland Forum

cao:
And you're seeing that piss don't smell? I'm not gonna even start talking about some dudes with questionable personal hygiene, but that's that.

madam its takes extreme lack of personal hygiene for guys dick to smell, while it takes high level of cleaniness for gals pussy not to smell..hope u understand my point now?

alright, its nice knowing the names of the sissy men and simps of nairaland

cao:
Baba say na juxtaposition, abegi, guy come talk por*o come join acting like Mouth Action be the thing like your d**k don't smell too. You go piss come shake and go. Ammonia smells, guy stop lying to yourself. Go and piss for toilet and no flush em, keep pissing and not flushing and tell me e no smell. Don't be embarrassing yourself like this, you really wrote all that? Some of you way no dey drink fluids like that and your urea concentration don enter another atmosphere. Doesn't smell... Na wa-o. Wonders shall never cease.

lol...so u are trying to say, women piss , olive oil, or oil perfume?

cao:
Really you're going to negate the compounds made from ammonia - last time I checked urine is still made up of it? Don't deceive yourself either. Urine is still waste, waste that your body expelled, and if you're bothered by the blood, don't give head while she's on her period. Periods don't last for eternity, they last for 3-5 days. So free yourself from that one.

jesus, urine made from ammonia? yet one simp had to mind to call u a smart..how can a well lettered person think that urine is made of ammonia, the fact that they both have the same pugent smell, doesn't mean they are alike at all, madam....well let's be sincere here .the pussy is an internal oragan, susceptible to heat, lots of bacteria, and smell, its not like the pennis that is external abd requires only through cleaning of the skin layer...it takes a rare kind of cleanliness for the pussy to look inviting for a Mouth Action..

pocohantas:
Funny you talking of assumptions when you are the one doing all the assuming. I don’t have fantasies/daydreams- definitely not such. I guess you are one of the U-27 that knacks for a whole day. So the comment hit close to home.

You don’t need to date these men to “OBSERVE“ and know, a busy man won’t have all day to be on top woman. It is common sense or I like to think it is... Keep running, hopefully you collide with some common sense.

being under 27 is no crime, btw sex is overrated to me..im not that kinda guy...im not celibate, but sex os the last thing ill take as a hobby ok. *flies away*

pocohantas:
MANY of them have made advances at me, na normal package for Lagos(Island).

It doesn’t matter if you are judging me, because the average Nigerian man struggles with REALISM. He would rather you act clueless on issues and that is how some end up with undercover oloshos. The best pretender wins.

I hate having certain discussions with some Nigerian men- they just sit with wig and gavel, ready to judge. Very annoying elements.

what has ur stereotypical assumption of naija men, got to do with what we are talking about...i just stated my observation after reading ur comment, no hard feelings...BTW , enjoy ur fantasies and daydreams , lol...*runs away*

pocohantas:
My dear, my work/home route was typically Lekki-Ikoyi-VI. I work a 9-5 that makes me see these men closely. I have the starter pack; height, averagely fair with bumbum. If I wanted one, I would have gotten him since and I won’t be here having alfa males quote me. I will be on IG posting fresh pictures with motivational captions.

Peace of mind is very important to me. Very very important...

but ur previous comment shows how u are in awe with such men, deep down we both know that, if one of those men make advances at u , u wont hesitate to say yes at all, im not judging u,but from ur previous comment,its just the bitter truth...that comment sounded like u were daydreaming about how happy u would be having men that will be able to spoil u with money, while u only give them ur body, u even made emphasis on how those men are better cos, they dont spend much time on sex , whereas ur boyfriend can sex u from morning till night, lol...

pocohantas:
This is the part I find intriguing about runz girls (and closet yahoo boys). The fact that they make no effort to balance their obvious income and recurring expenditure. Men are not fools, no one is a fool. If you have a 100k job and you are driving a car, living in a furnished apartment, changing phones like pant, spotting luxury bags...etc. It isn’t really nuclear physics you have a sponsor somewhere and some men won’t take you very seriously(not like they are ever serious sha).

Anyway, runz is so old school, sharp girls now do sponsors- okunrin meta (1 man with the ability of a thousand) . Go to the Island and you will see men that are ready to spend. Some girls deliberately move to the Island and go to choice places just to meet them and they are always ready to meet you too!!! It is like a thrill for them to pick you up and rearrange your life. This one is not urgent 2k boys o. The interesting part is, they do not increase your mileage and damage the whole alignment of your pussy like U-27 boys or some of your favourite bfs. They are hardly ever around or less busy. Premium sucre papitos.

im just making a mental note of u salivating , while writing this comment, with so much awe and admiration, obviously u are hoping for an opportunity to get good connect for u to run ur "shit"...its alright, its a free world, God will surely connect u to a classier and richer clients ok..lemme hear u say amen!

EmperorMaria:
Bullocks

ur problem not mine..dont quote me again...

EmperorMaria:
There are many sectns on nl,,,romance sectn is inconsequential in the grand scheme of tins

, why u poke nosing into a matter beyond u...im sure uve checked my profile,and u saw im more active in the romance section, thats becos most news and thread in the front page are usually from that section..are u blind to see that im also active in other sections, perhaps u just seeking for cheap attention, which i aint going to give...why im i even explaining myself to u, ur perception about me is inconsequential and i dont give a f**k about it.

cococandy:
the world didn’t end when men were doing it. Y’all must think God only exists to massage your egos.

this of course is an anomaly, ok..

dorin27:
I have been ignoring you for sometime now. I see you won't give up. Continue. But just so you know, you won't get any renumeration.

lol take cork serious, at ur own peril..

Zzor:
Lintune or Linetune:Mtcheww,hes still whoring around,not settled,wandering everywhere,cheap and he's also for the streets.Run run run

lol..u would have just saud that girls should avoid all nairaland men,cos u just mentioned all the male monickers here by the way, u know nothing about me, nothing at all...all what u just said is just irony, when it comes to my personality ok.

CelestineNelson:
Depression... Hmmm I lost a friend last week ...a 400L Computer Science Student, University of Ilorin. She committed suicide because of this same depression.Very painful still recovering from the shock.

SAY NO TO DEPRESSION
THERE IS A WAY OUT OF THAT CONDITION, IF ONLY YOU CAN TALK TO SOMEONE

RIP OWOLOWO MARIAM MOTUNRAYO
COMPUTER SCIENCE, 400L UNIVERSITY OF ILORIN.

Please if you are currently experiencing any of these. Symptoms
Let me, or a doctor or someone else know...before it leads to suicide

��Feelings of sadness, emptiness or unhappiness

��Angry outbursts, irritability or frustration, even over small matters

��Loss of interest or pleasure in normal activities, such as sex
��Sleep disturbances, including insomnia or sleeping too much

��Tiredness and lack of energy, so that even small tasks take extra effort

��Changes in appetite — often reduced appetite and weight loss, but increased cravings for food and weight gain in some people

��Anxiety, agitation or restlessness — for example, excessive worrying, pacing, hand-wringing or an inability to sit still

��Slowed thinking, speaking or body movements

��Feelings of worthlessness or guilt, fixating on failures or blaming yourself for things that are not your responsibility

��Trouble thinking, concentrating, making decisions and remembering things

��Frequent thoughts of death, suicidal thoughts, suicide attempts or suicide

��Unexplained physical problems, such as back pain or headaches

WE DON'T WANT TO LOSE ANOTHER MARIAM
REST ON OWOLOWO MARIAM MOTUNRAYO ���

Please try to talk to someone that can be of help Suicide is not an option.

We must not lose you.
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do u have any clue ,why she killed herself?

Enudapan:
Nah eh! No qualms
This is so sophisticated


Nah this vanity worse pass

oga , as u de copy slowamir , even wih this ya slangs (signature) u no go blow for nairaland...no likes for u ok..

[quote author=Missyford31 post=94188169]Ok

Amatarasha:
settle me

i meant here

kenzysmith:
dear send just 50dollara naabeg

can u write down the website.im tired of naija gals, lol..

Missyford31:
I would change a few things. I should have been the archeologist I was going to be n I wouldn't have wasted all them years loving my ex Chris cos he only used me n cheated millions of times
N I never woulda started smoking cigarettes

yahoo account spotted ..

MyVILLAGEpeople:
What did I just read

Anyways I don't understand what's happening in this pic. Who can explain pls

a time will come, if feminist are chanced..men would be made to lick thier foot, men would become mere sex objects to women...thats y the redpill has to be taken seriously...

Biglittlelois:
You have two options;

Tell her point blank that you won't give a dime,

Or

Delete her from your life.

The best option is to change the class of ladies you date/make friends with.

i do tell them the former...intact i tell them point blank that i dont owe them shit, and im not giving shit to them...i don't have time to start forming "i dont have money, i would have sent to u"

plaindealer:
You defeated Saraki
You defeated Dino
You defeated Atiku
You defeated Kwankwaso
You defeated Amosun
You defeated Okorocha
You dismantled the Cabal.



OshioBaba turned a lot of clowns like dino into nollywood apprentice and internet singer, some into worthless bloggers, some like Saraki into a roadside parrot, Amosun into a political nobody, many many more are still licking their wound.

OshioBaba, you remain A HERO!!


God Bless Oshiobaba.

he looks very handsome here..lol

lol..i guess ill have to settle herr tonight.. no be only miseducation,na mreducation..

Petyprincess:
Oga you are promiscuous!! You should have kept yourself for your future bride!!

All my post here are exactly how y'all comment about ladies sexuality! I love giving y'all taste of your medicine some none virgin guys avoiding the thread like plaque

ur perception about me doesn't matter, madam..so believe what u want to believe, u doesn't change anything...since its obvious that ur bf is not a virgin, why not break up with him.and groom up one 15 year old guy, cos thats the age range for real virgin men in naija..not the ones that self-service their life away cos if lowself esteem and inability to get laid..

Petyprincess:
I was expecting a double standard post finally your biased post says it all? Who on earth told you only female virginity matters? So you believe a lady that keeps herself will want to end up with a used and hoe of a guy?
Male virginity matters as much as female virginity!! Y'all want a virgin bride while you screw every hole that comes your way

lol...how many virgin women end up marrying virgin men?..u dont have to be emotional about it, im just stating fact here ..the vagina a hole...while the penis is protuded out..that alone should tell u why virginity is more valued in women, cos we men want tight WAP ...why women cant withstand a small dick, cos the owner of such dick didn't obey "larmacks theory" , so how else does he want it to increase in size..lol

Petyprincess:
There are virgin men out there,nd i have lots of female friends that cares about male virginity including me!! Leave my boyfriend out of this lol.Yall should stop justifying your promiscuous ass!! Same way female virginity is important to you is important to us also!!
#saynotononvirginmen

comapring female virginity to male is like comparing a smart android phone to a cell phone...why cant u just answer my question, are u dating a virgin man?..if not, why arent u dating ur dream virgin man, or is that not ur preference...mind u, the fact that im not a virgin doesn't mean am promiscuous..sex is very over rated to me, ok

Petyprincess:
That's your opinion So all guys that doesn't want a smelly nd deep pus*y like y'all say can't be virgin
Even a newborn knows non virgin men have wasted their semen on different holes hence watery semen! When a lady wants her preference y'all start questioning her sexuality
Are we ladies not allowed to have preferences?
I will say it again i princess don't want to settle with a used guy!!

cry me an ocean ..virginity has always been a virtue and big deal for women alone, it has been so since the sand of time,an nothing will change that...if it wasn't nature, God would have not made men sexual organ to be urinogenital , God should have made something like an hymen to cover the glans of the penis na,atleast so that women like u can differentiate between virgin men and non virgin..

Petyprincess:
Lol is it safe to say only non virgin men likes virgin women? A hoe lady deserves a hoe man as much as a hoe man deserves a hoe woman.
So because we ladies prefer clean, unused, fresh virgin men mean they are hoes? As for me i dnt want diluted semen! I like them fresh nd pure! I can't imagine my future property been inside someone's hole

deep down, we both know u just talking bullocks, is ur current bf a virgin?..i have lots of female friends so i know most women will never care if a guy is virgin or not, infact they dont kike virgin men, cos they see them as an anomaly..stop the pretence..tell me ur boyfriend is a virgin then ill believe all those shit u typed there ..

Ategberoson:
I was telling someone that if Dorathy is evicted and Ozo stay then Laycon fans will have to do extraordinary work but as it is now I don't see the rest of the housemates as a competitors



his victory lies in the hand of his fans anyway

nengi is still there ok

Zzor:
see this small boy smh

chai..me small boy..its alright...damn need to swallow my redpill for today, seems have backslidden..no quote me again o

Zzor:
he didn't mention me,you did

ok fine..sorry about that..., when i read that comment , picture of u ass just popped out in my head

Zzor:
You are not afraid of thunder abi

;d..i was not the one that mentioned u na..lol