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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: Finally Reborn! The Red & White Army: FA CUP Champions 2020 by Liposure: 11:50am On Aug 27, 2023
iamoyindamola:
Says the dimwit that think harvetz is playing DM Mugu
4231 fool, can't you read formation

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: Finally Reborn! The Red & White Army: FA CUP Champions 2020 by Liposure: 11:43am On Aug 27, 2023
mostob:
No...Partey and Zinny were not on the pitch together yesterday. There were times Partey dropped to RCB giving White the chance to overlap.

As for Havertz, the jury is still out on him. There were instances yesterday where his off the ball runs frees Martinelli but the headless chicken just kept messing everything up. The Vieira we all bashed here came in yesterday and gave a good performance.


And Declan shouldn't play defence abeg...I prefer him in Midfield. His ball winning ability and physicality is needed in he middle.
partey never played CB. His role was to join the midfield when the team is bumping forward leaving behind a back three of white, kiwi and sali
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: Finally Reborn! The Red & White Army: FA CUP Champions 2020 by Liposure: 11:31am On Aug 27, 2023
iamoyindamola:
Does this idiot go around asking dumb questions
You are a useless human being

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: Finally Reborn! The Red & White Army: FA CUP Champions 2020 by Liposure: 7:28pm On Aug 26, 2023
Jodera:
With the way we played and dominated last season, I was so so sure about this season especially after the signings well had. It was a massive improvement, depth and upgrade on what we had last season plus the experience we had entering into this season. Coupled with how most teams aren't that strong, I felt we'll be one of the main challengers alongside Man city and if harnessed right, we can surpass them this season cos man for man, we have the qualities over them.


How he just scattered everything this season is what is biting me. I don dey shout this thing since first match. I wonder how a stronger team looks so weaker when nothing was left.

Arteta dey weak me this season abeg!!
why does Kai play as a DM?
Career / Re: Experience Of A 17 Year Old Boy Cleaning A Female Toilet by Liposure: 4:13pm On Aug 08, 2023
willi926:
I can only imagine. Wen I was traveling, we stopped at ore in ondo state to get something to eat and then ease ourselves, I mistakenly entered the female rest room in one of the restaurant, wat I saw mehnnn, I still wish there was a way I could unsee them. The memory haunted me for weeks. Na so so Omo and nawa ooo, I just dey talk throughout the journey.
did you see any foetus
Politics / Re: “Peter Obi Is The Only One With 25% Votes In FCT” – Dele Momodu Reveals by Liposure: 4:00pm On Aug 08, 2023
Bigkoko:
Since simple English is tough for you, let me explain it clearly:
'All the states and FCT' = You must get 25% in all the states (36 of them) and get 25% in FCT (only 1 of them). Next time dont spend all your child to young adult life in Ogbomosho, ok?
T for Thanks


its 25% in 24 states with or without the fct

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Politics / Re: “Peter Obi Is The Only One With 25% Votes In FCT” – Dele Momodu Reveals by Liposure: 3:57pm On Aug 08, 2023
VinnyBaba:


Ogbeni, it's a REQUIREMENT!

Do not Know Better than the Legal Experts and Luminaries who Drafted that part into the Constitution?😏

Or you think this is Arteta and Declan Rice matter? undecided

Abuja is a cosmopolitan Town filled with Nigerians of all Tribes e.g. Yorubas, Hausas, Igbos, Efiks, Ijaws, Igalas, Edo, Urhobos, Tivs, Idomas,etc..
So a Presidential candidate has to perform well in such a Place.🙂 smiley

Not using Zamfara, Yobe, Kebbi, Sokoto, ILLITERACY votes to win elections. sad

OBJ, Yaradua, Goodluck Jonathan and Muhammadu Buhari did NOT perform WOEFULLY in Abuja! 😏☹️
the law says 25% in 24 states and fct which means abuja is regarded as one of the states to win 25% votes

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Politics / Re: “Peter Obi Is The Only One With 25% Votes In FCT” – Dele Momodu Reveals by Liposure: 3:43pm On Aug 08, 2023
seunmsg:
25% in FCT is not a requirement to be elected president. The Constitution is very clear as to how a winner should emerge. There are only two requirements to be elected president when the candidates are more than two.
1. Win majority of lawful votes.
2. Get at least 25% in 2/3 of all the states and FCT.

Attached is a screenshot of the Constitution. There is no where in the constitution where it was stated that getting 25% in FCT is a requirement.

The tribunal has reserved judgement on the matter already. We should stop all the noise and allow them rule on the matter.
2/3 in 24 states. FCT is not compulsory
Sports / Re: Nigeria Female National Teams' Thread by Liposure: 11:01am On Jul 24, 2023
Unlimited22:
Omo safe to say we did very well against Canada

Every other African team has lost.
Canada outplayed us no be say we try. Motherluck was just our on side

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Female National Teams' Thread by Liposure: 10:57am On Jul 24, 2023
Wicked fifa. So this is their plan all along to disgrace Africa
Sports / Re: Nigeria Female National Teams' Thread by Liposure: 7:10pm On Jul 16, 2023
Deltamani:
Brisbane Arrival : The SuperFalcons first activity after lunch was the players video/ photo shoot with the FIFA TV crew.

A very tiring but exciting moments for the players & Coach expressing different feelings with the body movement in the makeshift studio in the Luxury hotel they’re domiciled in.
the second jersey is nice

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Female National Teams' Thread by Liposure: 7:03pm On Jul 16, 2023
Where can one stream the women matches?
Romance / Re: Why Can't Our Girls Stay In One Place? by Liposure: 9:22am On Jun 28, 2023
talented321:
We don marry
and she no ride anoda dick?
Romance / Re: Why Can't Our Girls Stay In One Place? by Liposure: 9:15am On Jun 28, 2023
Michaelspresh:
I stay one place ohh

When I date someone...I stick with him till we're tired
how many hav you slept with so far?
Romance / Re: Why Can't Our Girls Stay In One Place? by Liposure: 9:02am On Jun 28, 2023
Antai123:
I bleeped one with big boobs, and funny enough, she left all the reasonable guys that were chasing her, and got stuck with me, and I bleeped her real good ..and discarded her...
connect me to her
Romance / Re: Why Can't Our Girls Stay In One Place? by Liposure: 9:01am On Jun 28, 2023
talented321:
Manchi oil dey your head, today i am proud father of 2. After sometimes they will be like my sister and brother.
I am just comfortable with them, no fear of anything concerning women. I enjoying my mistakes today.
you still fùck your babymama?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Liposure: 12:30pm On Jun 10, 2023
Ballzproblem2:
Jorginho will leave Arsenal. Maurizio Sarri wants to sign the player for Lazio. [@Laziosiamonoi via @iemadAFC]🤣🤣☠️
have you been monitoring casadei Cesare?
Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Liposure: 9:38am On Jun 10, 2023
jayAjoku:

Any Body that still believes in the Bro code Is Living A delusional Life and has not had much experience with People in the real World.

As A man if you believe Everyone will adhere to the beliefs and principles you adhere to you are doing yourself a disservice and Concurrently living in a delusion. And if you are still living with that thought pattern you are unfortunately Still a blue pulled Idiot. The Redpill in the matrix Woke Neo up from all his Delusions about his Life . If the Redpill you are claiming to swallow has not taught you that Life is Every Man for himself no matter the situation you are still a Bluepilled Fool and I pity you.


Nobody Loves you, As much as you love yourself.


Nobody is looking out for you as much as you are looking out for yourself.

Nobody is thinking about you as much as you think about yourself.

You Are on your own in this battlefield of life the sooner you know this the better. Your own friends and family will betray you when the situation is Convenient Depend wholeheartedly on yourself and your abilities at all times if you fail to do this I’m sorry for you
God will bless you

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TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Liposure: 9:28am On Jun 10, 2023
SOZINN:
Dungeons and Dragons (Honor Among Thieves) - B


I was looking for a movie to watch, and I discovered this one with a 90% rating on Rotten Tomatoes. Never before have I disagreed so firmly with an RT score as I do with this one. While the movie is engaging and humorous, you can't help but cringe at the conspicuous plot holes and generic scene arrangement in the script. Every scene features blatantly average acting.

The set design and CGI in this film, however, are superior to those in most films that cost almost twice as much to make. The ratio of good and terrible on the scale is generally even here. My rating was initially around a C, but I'd be lying if I said the dialogue wasn't a work of comedy art. As a result, I'm boosting it. 😁
why do i always mistake Chris pine for ray liotta
Romance / Re: My Wife Told Her Father I Asked To Suck My Dick by Liposure: 8:51am On May 10, 2023
Rokiat:
Sucking your dick is not the problem but do you return the favour?

Because many of you bush African men are very selfish and only cares about your own pleasure…..putting the lady pleasure last.

A real men knows a woman’s pleasure matter and will ever try his best to make her cums before himself.


If you want your dick sucked make sure you’re licking her plate as well. tongue
whats your sexual orientation like?
Celebrities / Re: Rema Welcomed At Indian Airport In Style (Photos, Video) by Liposure: 8:23am On May 10, 2023
hansomb:
Most of his beats takes inspiration from Indian songs, so naturally Indians like his style of music.
not at all. His beat is purely afrobeat. No inspiration from anywhere
Celebrities / Re: Rema Welcomed At Indian Airport In Style (Photos, Video) by Liposure: 8:20am On May 10, 2023
Invitationn:

Indians actually like his music because they believe he sounds Indian.
Trolls also attack him because of it… so man decided to convert it to opportunity.
he sings through his nose. He doesn't sound indian
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Liposure: 11:50am On Feb 16, 2023
toluxe0075:

Especially Indian. Anything with Shah Rukh Khan Khan, Salman Khan, and Aamir Khan in it will bang.
these guys have star power which others dont have
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Liposure: 11:44am On Feb 16, 2023
pu7pl3:


India and Nigeria are still riding on movie star hype sha
more sickening is the fact there is dichotomy in nollywood. You see overrated actors doing A list movies and unrated actors doing asaba B list movies
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Liposure: 1:49am On Feb 11, 2023
Ballzproblem2:
damn so AKA is dead ,yikes
it was drive by just like biggie and pac
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Liposure: 1:42am On Feb 11, 2023
Thiago Silva gets one year contract extension
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Liposure: 11:28am On Feb 04, 2023
Ballzproblem2:
I get the ridicule about how I type and all that shit ,but what people don't understand is ,I don't consider here a formal place ,hence why I type like shit ,heck I hardly cross check so many things I type before pressing send , I'm a bit lazy when I type Sha , grin.

As for flick I doubt he flew all the way to Stamford bridge in the name of"scouting", truth is nobody knows anything yet I am still digging,but let me offer you are glimpse of hope, boehly promised tuchel backing,he sacked tuchel after few games ,he said he is committedto Potter,will give him pre-season blah blah blah ,but don't be fooled he didn't spend all that money just to give Potter time,the reason for the spending was to fast track whatever Potter is cooking, so far it is looking muddy , they're watching potter trust me ,just feel this t
they gave him a four year contract and when he fails to deliver? He's going, which i believe its gonna happen.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Liposure: 11:19am On Feb 04, 2023
airmark:


Na mad man. That was how he was playing washed Sterling over Pulisic back then until World cup happened.
by the way, have you seen cucurella overlap like james b4?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Liposure: 11:14am On Feb 04, 2023
Ballzproblem2:
can't spend half a billion to watching Haram football
i thought you backing potter b4. What changed?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Liposure: 11:05am On Feb 04, 2023
lordfalcao:
this one?
mikel might be slow but he brings stability to midfield
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigeria Immigration Service 2023 Recruitment by Liposure: 9:31pm On Jan 17, 2023
sofken:
I have successfully registered, though the system I used was not attached to the Printer
After registration, I snap the summary showing my name, application code and every details cha.

But upon opening it on another computer so that I can print it out, it is not opening for me to print.

I just hope during the computer based test, they will not ask us to log in with our Email and password.

Anyone with information on how to change password should pls help me. God bless you
dont you have pdf
Celebrities / Re: Olamide's Babymama, Maria Okan Wears Bikini For The First Time In Public (Photo) by Liposure: 4:35pm On Jan 04, 2023
vivalavida:
This lady was an OAP at beat fm. She ended up being a baby mama despite all that phonetics she dey speak for morning show.
with olisa. fake phone

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