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Romance / Re: Some Girls No Get Sense by Lipslikecandy11(m): 10:55pm On Mar 16, 2019
SEXYBILLIONAIRE:
I met this girl years ago. I like her like mad. This is a girl that after I met her u stopped doing shit. Sshe even cheated on my a few times and I forgave her. In fact I was blinded by love to the point that even if I for ever catch another man dey Bleep am for my bed, I for still forgive and take her back. Yes one of the reasons is because she has been through hell with me so now wey I Don land, I see no reason why I should leave her and get a random girl that never knew what I have been through to just come and start enjoying where she did not sow. I gave this girl a few simple rules, don't ever block me on whatsapp When we are not together. Don't ever ignore my messages or calls when u are angry. No matter how angry u are. I can tolerate her cheating on me or any other shit except those 2. She has broken these 2 rules severally and I forgave her. Recently she saw a chat with me and some random girl that was begging me for cash and she got pissed. I tried to explain and she refused to either pick call or reply Messages. I got pissed and blocked her and to my surprise she blocked me too. Well I have sent her an SMS that this time it's really over. I know she will think I am joking but as we are speaking I am truly done with her. She will be surprised to come home and see 3sexier hoes in the house. My rule is if I am in a serious relationship I don't cheat. The day u push me to do it, it's over. This is a girl that dosnt work o but lives like a certified princess. Travels anywhere she wants without me complaining that's it's too much. It's not like I am a mugu. E get wetin girl go Don see for you hand and u won't mind spending as much as possible on her when ground level. I just pity her because it will be hard for her to find a rich, sexy, handsome guy wey sabi Bleep and no dey Bleep around. For 3years, I have not bleeped another toto except her but she has cheated on my a few times. This Naija girl wey I personally put all her family on Monthly allowance. I dey wait to see where she go find Naija guy with all those qualities together. 98% of rich and handsome Naija guys will always cheat on u. This is a girl that we are suppose to marry this year. Girls, if you are lucky to get a guy like me please use your brain well. We love u no mean say we dey stupid. Well enough ranting. Let me preper to enter silverfox or bayrock strip club. Life is too short to take it too serious cheesy
All these broke guys in the comment don't come f or me o. No be me cause una poverty

Update1: Bitch unblocked and trying to explain. Some girls are really stupid
Update2: she talking of comiting suicide cry
Now that's where I am scared. Cos last time I tried breaking up she actually attempted suicide. It took the help of some very professional doctors to bring her back to normal. Now this is scary
Update3: she gave me 1hour to talk to her or she kills herself. I am getting scared now man cry sad



Op re u seeking for advice or ure just bragging with words..!!! Ur story is lame.... One of the dumbest piece of shit ever on NL that's I can't wipe my ass with it... Las las u fit b wan broke ass oooo forming boss...!!!

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Romance / Re: God! by Lipslikecandy11(m): 10:26pm On Mar 16, 2019
victorian:
...My dear peeps, God is the same today , yesterday and forever . cheesy

Something happened last night , and God revealed He is indeed powerful .
I was sleeping peacefully in my apartment when I heard loud voices downstairs with people screaming Femi! Femi! Femiiii!

I was like who is Femi quarreling with at this time of the night , sighs this guy sef !

And I went back to sleep. Within few minutes I heard loud banging on my door and quickly woke up and I was like , is it thieves ?
I went close to the door and screamed who is it ! Two of my neighbours shouted back: its us o! Femi is dying ! Please come o!

I was like dying ke! I quickly wore my gown long and grabbed my holy water ,which I normally use on rare occasions of dizzy spells .

I rushed downstairs with them. I saw Femi lyin on the floor ,his eyes turning white , and people gathering calling his name . I went close to him, sprinkled my water on him and I placed my hand on his head and started praying and decreeing whatever has entered his body must leave now! Any spirit of death I cast you out! You don't belong here ! Leave ! In the name of Jesus ! Get out!!

As I was praying his white eyes came down and we could see his black pupils . then he tried standing but we held him down , then few mins he vomitted , three times and one of the women brought water and washed his face and he fainted again.

They were panicking , I said no! Don't panick he's fine .. Let's place him on his bed and leave him till tomorrow ,,God has taken control.

So they checked his breathing he was breathing well and softly .

This morning , him and some neighbours came to my flat and knocked . I opened he was looking alive soft and very OK. With smiles .

I was so happy! They were all thanking me. I said its not me. Its God who did it . let's glorify God . cheesy
One of the men said he wanted to pray on the guy but he received shock on his palms and he stopped looked at Femi, then he tried to pray , the same shock!
He said ha! This is not ordinary o

Then someone said let's call Vicky she goes to one army church like that ,she can help.. That's how they came to meet me.

So I asked Femi! Femi what really happened?

Femi is an undergraduate of unilag . He went to school yesterday for lectures . as he was coming back home before he got to the school gate . someone he didn't know tapped him and said guy! A lady is doing her bday , let's celebrate with her , come join us , enough to eat and drink.

He followed the guy and he saw students celebrating . he said he just need coke and drink. He waa given . he ate and bade the celebrant happy birthday and started his journey home .

He said , his eyes and mind was clear as he walked home but on getting to the gate of our compound , and screaming mai guard name, he didn't know when he fainted . and that's how maiguard saw him and was screaming we all should come out and see o!.

He said that was what happened and he didn't take any alcohol .


I said Femi be careful what u eat from strangers . be very very careful . but let's thank God for saving you . its all God !

My people I thank God o! This Femi is too open minded and trusting ..I pray his healing is permanent in Jesus name , Amen! cheesy cheesy grin

GreatReasearcher !!!!! Come and see God's wonders cheesy



Please wudnt mind your prayers and holy water..!!!! You domicile in lagos Damn ure pretty.... That's the only thing I can deduce from your story.....
Romance / Re: Why Men Can't Do Without Sex by Lipslikecandy11(m): 9:21pm On Mar 13, 2019
saasala:
Men and sex!!..

Women find it hard to understand wassup with men and sex.
They want to help you,they want sex.
They say they love you,they want sex..
You mistakenly sleep over,they want sex..
They want to borrow you money.. They want sex.
They want to give you a job.. They want sex..
They want to pass you .. They want sex...

First of all.
You need to understand the system of men..
We didn't ask for this... We didn't create ourselves..
Do you know that 95% of healthy men wake up with an Erection??.. A mother fucking boner!!...
Did we bargain for it??.. No !!..
Do you know that the penis has a mind of his own?.. You can be reading your bible and your penis will stand..
A man can be sleeping,once you start rubbing the penis,it stands even when the man is asleep!!.

Have you asked yourself why men are never on any periods?,cramps or bad moods.. That's how God created us..
A man is naturally always ready for sex!!....Rub a man on his head,he already thinks you want sex,wink at him,he's already seeing you naked.. .
wave at a man walking with his wife,he will lose focus
Its not by in Jesus name or holyGhost fire!!..
That's why churches don't allow ladies with short dresses to sit in front because they will confuse pastor!!... Its not by anointing or Sheri ma ma ma ooo.

We didn't manufacture the high libido by ourselves...
We are all created in God's image...
The only man that over came sex according to the good books was jesus Christ himself and Joseph,Joseph own is that he didn't just run away,he fled!!!.. Him for stay na�. ,jesus was God and on top that,he was very careful not to include a woman in his disciple train�..
So many great men have fallen because of sex.. Do you think they wanted to??...
Soldiers in front of war still develop urge for sex!!.. To show you how bad it is...so many soldiers were killed during biafran war because a woman lured them Inside bush�..

David in the bible sent a woman's husband to the war front for him to die so he can have sex with the wife..
do i need to tell you about Samson,?. Solomon and other bible characters..
It can only take the grace of God,and some level of maturity to curtail this... To curtail oo�..

The way our body react to this is not the same you people's (women's) body react to it...
How many great women have you heard messed up because of dick??... None or even few !!..

So next time a man 'misbehaves' because of sex, don't see it as he's a beast or an animal.
We are just responding to nature....
Don't be like "i have lost the respect i have for you" "i thought you are responsible" "so this is what you wanted"... Yen Yen Yen��...
Easy baby even that your father, a 17 year old girl can make him lose focus and collect the money meant for your school fees �..

I pray you read this post with realistic understanding.




Op the reason isn't far fetched...!!! The same reasin why women can't do without money
Crime / Re: Have You Ever Been Duped/scammed Before? Share Your Experience by Lipslikecandy11(m): 10:26pm On Mar 02, 2019
olafunny:
believe me, I experienced quite the same in Ilorin. It's like these people share the same ideology or maybe they have some headquarter where they all meet to discuss formats grin transport fare and kids welfare are their excuses.


Am telling you...!!!! Ever since am always conscious on whom I give my money to.. Regardless the amount..!!!
Crime / Re: Have You Ever Been Duped/scammed Before? Share Your Experience by Lipslikecandy11(m): 9:23pm On Mar 01, 2019
olafunny:
Have you ever, in one time of your life, been duped by known or unknown person(s)? Share your experience so others could learn.


Mine:
I met this guy on Facebook who claimed he could run admission stuff for me. As a credulous human being, i believed he could. We eventually became online friends and started chatting on whatsapp. He shared me with some of the people he had successfully gotten the admission for. I didn't know they were his accomplices. They played the game so well that i was made to pay 20000 upfront and 30000 would be paid after the admission is secured. After i made the payment, they stayed online for few days and gone thereafter. I was blocked on whatsapp by all of then and they wouldn't pick my calls again. That was in 2009 though.

Share yours!


Mine was at oshodi...!!!! On my way back from school...!!! Met this elderly woman.. She approached me that she needed money for transport back home and for her children to feed... I felt for her cause she was looking raggedy..i happen to give her half the money I was having on me.. (#500)... Fastforward.. Three days later I met this same woman approaching me with the same format... I was Shell shocked.. I told her that she just asked me some money dayz back that if she didnt leave my presence I will alert people on the type of person she is... Immediately she acted as if she hasn't met me before... Quietly left me I just shock my head nd stunned..!!!
Crime / Re: Have You Ever Been In A Physical Fight Before? Share Your Experience! by Lipslikecandy11(m): 5:25pm On Mar 01, 2019
CynthiaChi:
Aaaahhhh mine was in junior school.... A new girl got transferred to my school and she just woke up one morning and decided I was gonna be her target for bullying.... I am kind of a nerd and quiet, so that may have caused it..... Anyway this girl was always throwing my stuff into the dustbin, I kept on ignoring her till the day she threw my lunch inside the dustbin..... And it was my fav food, my head sparked.... I calmly asked her why she did so..... She said she thought I had finished eating and was done with it.... Guys, it was still morning and the lunch cooler was clearly full and even if I had finished eating, how can you throw my food flask in the dustbin?... I asked her that..... She just hissed and tried to walk away.... I drew her back and she hit me..... Oh lord, it was epic!.... I am a very calm person, it takes a lot to provoke me and I am aware my temper when unleashed is quite bad, so I tend to stay away from situations that can get me that pissed..... Anyway, like play like play..... I had hit the girl in rapid succession of blows and I had my hand around her neck before she could even comprehend what was going on.... I started pushing her out of the window... We were in jss3 so we were on the top floor of a 3storey building..... Nobody could get me to release her, they had to go call my twin bro who was downstairs playing football.... He ran up and started calmly asking me to let her go and I just kinda snapped out of it and got myself.... I released her and she scurried away... She never bothered me again, tho she got transferred later on.... It was a day I can never ever forget cos I let my anger rule me, I felt kinda bad but still satisfied



With that look @ profile. U kinda look soft... Guess looks most tymes can b deceiving...
Romance / Re: . by Lipslikecandy11(m): 10:23pm On Feb 28, 2019
AirFireEarthH20:
If you stay in Lagos and you're good in giving BJ, contact me on 0809 850 2458. I can't forget my ex, she was excellent at it and she made me really like it.

Contact me on the number above and don't be shy! We can negotiate on what you will get




My grandmother cause she got no front teeth...!!!
Romance / Re: . by Lipslikecandy11(m): 9:02am On Feb 28, 2019
AirFireEarthH20:
If you stay in Lagos and you're good in giving BJ, contact me on 0809 850 2458. I can't forget my ex, she was excellent at it and she made me really like it.

Contact me on the number above and don't be shy! We can negotiate on what you will get


Guy..!!!! This is your own next level...!!! ***spits****
Romance / Re: Rita Chikwelu Hit Or Miss? by Lipslikecandy11(m): 11:38pm On Feb 27, 2019
navzla:
is she a male or female?


She b she-male
Romance / Re: How Did You Get Over Your First Heartbreak? by Lipslikecandy11(m): 5:20am On Feb 24, 2019
united442:


this is what am currently passing through..
story shot:
i was dating my self for the pass 2 months before i knew she into someone else..

the depression,pain, confusion, and other negative feeling that goes with it is a one kind of a hell..

please guys help us.,how did u get over ittt..


I feel u brah...!!! The fact dat the relationship was barely 2 months old Should have atleast given u the much courage to forget her and move on.. I know its tough though... But u just have to do wat u have to do..!!! U don't deserve negative people in your life cause life they say is too short .. Make more friends preferably females and am sure as hell know u will forget her as fast as the speed of light..!!

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Celebrities / Re: Actress Ini Edo Shows Off Bumbum As Steps Out To Vote by Lipslikecandy11(m): 5:13am On Feb 24, 2019
Gentleziggy:
her pooling unit dey inside d swimming pool


I weak oooooo...!!!! Abi election dey hold in side water..!!!
Celebrities / Re: Actress Ini Edo Shows Off Bumbum As Steps Out To Vote by Lipslikecandy11(m): 7:56pm On Feb 23, 2019
chiomarita:
While performing her civic rights at Akwa-Ibom State, her State of origin, Nollywood actress, Ini Edo decided not to let her guards down.

Ini, stepped out in denims to join other Nigerians make the decisions on who yo govern the country for another four years.

She also wants to make sure her bumbum is another attraction..

See more photos @ https://pearlsnews.com/actress-ini-edo-steps-out-looking-sexy-to-caste-her-vote/



Nah for swimming pool she wan go vote..!!! I tag this showing off..!!! ### I think u stand under me if u don't understand me...!!
Celebrities / Re: Throwback! See Hilarious Photos Of Typewriters And Their Owners. by Lipslikecandy11(m): 7:39am On Feb 22, 2019
kemzy036:


No oo I won't take that


Forgive the outburst..!!! I just can't help it..
Celebrities / Re: Throwback! See Hilarious Photos Of Typewriters And Their Owners. by Lipslikecandy11(m): 9:48pm On Feb 21, 2019
kemzy036:
Nairafame gathered some funny pictures of typewriters and their owner.

See photos of different typewriter below and their owner

See more photos below
Source: https://www.nairafame.com/2019/02/see-hilarious-photos-of-typewriters-and.html

Cc Lalasticlala
Cc Seun
Cc Mynd44





Why he b say nah women dem show..!!! Okay...!! No wonder women mouth dey always run like typewriter..!!
Romance / Re: Were you ever asked out by a Gay or lesbian, How Did You Handle It ? by Lipslikecandy11(m): 2:24am On Feb 19, 2019
camobri:
accept ursef simple


Like I said.. Ure just a child or shud I say a bit immature...!!! Ure stupidity speaks volume
Romance / Re: Were you ever asked out by a Gay or lesbian, How Did You Handle It ? by Lipslikecandy11(m): 10:03pm On Feb 17, 2019
camobri:

Biiiitch , stop quoting me. Fagggit



My silence is golden...!!! I felt I don't need to start trading words with you... Judging from your comment I can't help but realize ure just a child who misses his mothers breast to suckle... Grow up dude and quit been a p*say..!!!

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Romance / Re: Were you ever asked out by a Gay or lesbian, How Did You Handle It ? by Lipslikecandy11(m): 9:57pm On Feb 17, 2019
camobri:

Biiiitch , stop quoting me. Fagggit



My silience is golden..!!! Don't nid to waste my words on a lowlife like yourself..!!! After all judging from your comments... Ure just a child who needs his mothers breast...!!! Grow up nd quit been a p*say!!!!
Romance / Re: Were you ever asked out by a Gay or lesbian, How Did You Handle It ? by Lipslikecandy11(m): 8:45pm On Feb 17, 2019
camobri:
see his name self. Which normal boy would have such name. Closetted gay.


Its because ure so daft to know wat it means..!!! Don't start what u can't finish...!!!!

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Romance / Re: Were you ever asked out by a Gay or lesbian, How Did You Handle It ? by Lipslikecandy11(m): 1:10pm On Feb 17, 2019
camobri:
see his name self. Which normal boy would have such name. Closetted gay.



I don't think I"ll waste my precious tyme exchanging words with a maniac like yourself .... Habitual self-servicer...like I said ure craving for attention... So take your God-forsaken, cursed and condemned self to where they will acknowledge u... Cause am sure as hell don't give a flying poo about you..
**rot in hell gay***
*spits****

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Romance / Re: Were you ever asked out by a Gay or lesbian, How Did You Handle It ? by Lipslikecandy11(m): 10:00pm On Feb 16, 2019
camobri:

You look gay. It is a matter of time. Just accept yourself already

Ure a Bleep boy...!!!! Am not someone u can throll... Go seek attention elsewhere.... D*ck face...

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Romance / Re: WTF !!! Naija Yahoo Boy Shares Pictures Of Him With Naked Girls (photos) by Lipslikecandy11(m): 10:43pm On Feb 13, 2019
you right. He is a HOE


He is a Brostitute....!!
Romance / Re: Love For Breast by Lipslikecandy11(m): 7:25am On Feb 12, 2019
Ains:

We are jealous o
No memento?


Boss... He just b like jackpot to me...!!
Romance / Re: Ladies Share Some Of The Worst Things Men Have Done To Them, Very Interesting by Lipslikecandy11(m): 11:19pm On Feb 11, 2019
enemyofprogress:
Na wa o



Can you kiss your boo or bae in the president of your parents?



Yes I can kiss them in the counsellor of my parents
Romance / Re: Love For Breast by Lipslikecandy11(m): 10:56pm On Feb 11, 2019
Ains:
Hi guys,so this is another thread on the appreciaton of breasts
So I will start by appreciating the best type of breast seen.

I will go first. There was this girl living in the next house, at the back of my House. My house is a storey building while theirs is a bungalow, so one is able to look through the window and see whatever is happening.

So one rainy day, she came out to bathe under the rain in this "shimi" coincidentally I came to the window too to just check around and see what's happening. Alas, I met a fascinating view. I watched her get wet under the rain and enjoy herself So when she was done she didn't want to enter her house wet and all, she told her sibling to bring her wrapper.
Then she removed her shimi. God! the sight was heavenly, her breast was Big, round, yellow and firm and privates was hairy. It was just interesting to watch. Then she dried herself and went inside, show ended, so sad.





Imma boobs freak tbh... My previous experience was precisely last month... While I was busy going tru profiles on Facebook out of boredom.. I kinda stumbled on dis girl... Bingo...!!! She ain't that pretty anyways buh she is massively endowed(32)..!! To an extent that 90% of the guyz that do comment on her pics..spend
extra tyme compliementing her boobs..make I try my luck as bet9ja... i cant believe it payed off judging from other competitors. Invited her to my crip..after two or three visits.. She finally got layed..i almost fainted at d sight of her boobs.. Cause its usually on x-rated movies I do see such.. Guess she is history cause I wasn't really into her.... Such a great experience..

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Crime / Re: Man Fights His Wife In Lugbe, Abuja, For Running Away With Their 4 Kids by Lipslikecandy11(m): 5:54pm On Feb 04, 2019
Jenniferblogger:
Man fights his wife in Lugbe, Abuja, for running away with their 4 kids, since last year, after he went broke

Watch video

source :

https://www.made4naija.com/2019/02/man-fights-his-wife-in-lugbe-abuja-for-running-away-with-their-4-kids-video/

The society we live in..

Romance / Re: HOTTESSSSSST And YOUNGESSSST YAHOO BOY RIGHT NOW. [PHOTOS] by Lipslikecandy11(m): 10:49pm On Jan 31, 2019
I bet he's been posing with the same wads of cash


He's fugly by the way smiley

No wan cares if he is fugly my brother... . As long as the money is there he has almost all the hoes and most ladies ... **sometimes I just imagine that my bank account should b so fat that it will start having stretch marks.. **
Romance / Re: My Baby And I Had Fun Today At Grand Ma's Place - Photos by Lipslikecandy11(m): 9:24pm On Jan 31, 2019
Airforce01:
Still enjoying the village life with my 2months old baby ..

We had great time with grand ma and grand pa despite the hot hot not so friendly weather , but we Ok .

Erm, I think my daughter deserve some ambassadorial endorsements , if you know what I mean . cool

She's my INVESTMENT
My Everything.

Pics

S




She is so adorable...!!!! Her pride price go dey expensive
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Please how much do you charge to create a dormain address.!! Wats your location?
Politics / Re: Buhari Shares Office Photos, 19 Days To Election, Nigerians React (Photos) by Lipslikecandy11(m): 9:50pm On Jan 28, 2019
sogodihno:
Our president elect come 2019.

Ijaya PDP
Ekun oko Saraki.


May the lord give u good health to Savage this country from corruption.

R
Sai baba



Ure a bloody mediocre...!!! For opening that ure gutter mouth praying for this man...!! With the state of this country.. The level of poverty and corruption...!! I wud want you to say amen to this prayer... That your life shud b as the economy of this country... If truly this man is doing well as u claimed..!!! Say Amen... And the heaven's will grant your wish

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Romance / Re: Why Many Ladies Are Not Yet Married. My Experience With A Broke Pretty Girl by Lipslikecandy11(m): 10:27pm On Jan 24, 2019
wizzyrich:
One politely asked me for tp that the money with her will not take her to her destination. So I gave her and left, but while I turned around to check if she has left, I saw her asking another person for money.

But I don't blame her sha, bad economy no dey look gender.



My brother... Nah so wan for my street... I see her from afar as wey she wan enter bike oooo.... I throw way face... As soon as she see me.. She ask the bike guy to go come waka come meet me say make I help her with money for bike.... I hysterically laugh... ***smh**** tell her say I no carry money waka.. For her front I flag bike.. Enter dey go my own... The following day she see me.. Ignore me.. Nah persin wey dey always use greeting finish my life..

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Signs Peruzzi To His DMW Label (Photo) by Lipslikecandy11(m): 9:09pm On Jan 23, 2019
barnyolix:
Meanwhile DMW has been having a lot of clash lately, we still getting over one of it own, Dammy Krane, who joined Shatta Wale to diss Wizkid, but that doesn’t means they are calling of work, Davido has announced a Perruzi an official rapper for DMW and he is coming with a song soon featuring davido soon.

The dmw boss took to his twitter account to share the good news

Source: https://www.playxtra.com/entertainment/davido-signs-new-artist-peruzzi-to-dmw-photo/



https://www.instagram.com/p/Bbjh6iSFxqZ/?hl=en&taken-by=davidoofficial



Shey my eye dey deceive me... Nah blank paper he dey sign oooo.!!!

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