₦airaland Forum

Ladies and gentlemen, romance is no more, all because of thechnology. Let me take time to explain. There was a time, before we took to learning foreign languages and foreign manners, when you had to be a real poet, with an excellent communication ability to win the hand, and heart oif the girl you loved. You needed patience too. That it could take years was not the issue.

Then came the time when we started going to school, There were no telephones then, but we could write something crude. Remember those letters, which would be perfumed, with some powder sprinkled? Complete with a heart and arrow plus initials I.H.OL.L.A.N.D, OR I.TA.L.Y and many others? And the girl would then embroider a handkerchief with some very nice words of love.

The letters were a collectors item. Just ask your mum or dad. The handkerchiefs were treasured gifts. And the dates were confined to the nearest football field on saturdays. Those were the days when we described our loved ones as being as ripe as sweet potatoes, as plump as a pumpkin, or as sweet as sugarcane, as brown as a ripe mango, poetry at it's best.

Then came along e mails and sms. So what do we have now? A quick note in very funny language. No more poetry. And the girls do not even wait. They will tell you what they want instead. Or just come to your house uninvited at night! Or simply tell you how much they love you on internet even before they have met you! And they expect you to have some posh car and take them to the best places!

I leave the rest to you.

We do have some pretty beautiful girls here. Problem deciding on one though. So who will agree to spend some time with one of us on a deserted island? Can one girl volunteer and chose her man here?

Suckling babies is very healthy. It is the preferred mode in feeding children. And yet our modern girls do nor want to suckle children anymore. Why?

Just find me a Nigerian wife somebody, The girls are beautiful and smart. So she must be at least high school graduate with no child. Attractive but not necessarily beautiful. Must be over 18 and ready to immigrate to a foreign country.

I will be travelling to Nigeria this year, so we may even do something then. Any willing lady somewhere? For privacy, my e mail address is samlipuka@hotmail.com. E mail must have picture please

I still vote Lady T

They are many I am sure. You are just one example

My point exactly

I still vote Lady T

They may have been there before, but new babes have come along. We need new ones now.

It's still Lady t for me

That option has been tried before, but has never succeeded. Just look at Zimbabwe. Mugabe was Prime Minister but he removed Banana. Obote removed the Kabaka. And Raila is a very ambitious man. Meanwhile Kenyans are now starving because he blocked the building of a new storage facility for food, gave one friend a contract to distribute maize bought by the Government but the maize is now being sold to Southern Sudan, and there is another scandal concerning oil! The talk among his party is that it is now their time to eat! God help Kenya

Just enjoy the ride

Why not?

Can't win a fight against a girl

I said we organise a contest

READ THE bIBLE. eVEN THE ANGELS LOVED THE EARTH GIRLS

squit eyes still around?

soooooo

I pass

Yeah, which one?

She has said it! Any objections?

But we must update. What was good yesterday may have been overtaken by now,

People change, situations change,

Both shopuld be there, they are one and the same,

Still waiting friend. Made your choice yet?

Wait and see

To tell the truth, the only one who knows the real father of a child is the mother, and they don't tell.

Language,

Why not buy better stuff, and we can then all be happy?