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RomanceRe: My Boyfriend Is Misbehaving Since He Learnt i cant Live Without Him by Lisaflex(f): 4:12pm On Mar 27, 2015
koozy:
But she hooked on that dick though. Must be hard for her... All pun intended.

You're welcome cool
I knw it isn't easy ...D lngr she stays hooked,d more diff it wld be for her 2 unhook...D earlier d better..It'll hurt at first buh wt tym,she'll barely remember his name
CultureRe: How Well Do You Know Your Language by Lisaflex(f): 4:05pm On Mar 27, 2015
Naturehibrid:
Thanks lisaflex an elderly person told me it is urukputu
Yw
RomanceRe: My Boyfriend Is Misbehaving Since He Learnt i cant Live Without Him by Lisaflex(f): 12:21pm On Mar 27, 2015
Oh puhleezee! If d dude can live wtout u, u can live wtout him...No one is indispensable
RomanceRe: A Typical Guy's Rules For His Woman by Lisaflex(f): 11:53am On Mar 27, 2015
lol! Seriously? y not jes put her in a box n lock it up?
RomanceRe: Igbo Men Are Amongst The Most Physically Built And Handsome Worldwide. by Lisaflex(f): 8:14am On Mar 27, 2015
Soooo true!
CultureRe: How Well Do You Know Your Language by Lisaflex(f): 8:01am On Mar 27, 2015
Naturehibrid:
What do they call cloud in igbo language. Can anyone help out
Its called irukpu
CelebritiesRe: Daniella Okeke Stuns In More Sexy Birthday Pictures by Lisaflex(f): 11:13pm On Mar 26, 2015
She B.E.A- utiful....Coveting d pink boots
RomanceRe: Which Will You Prefer To Marry? by Lisaflex(f): 10:18pm On Mar 26, 2015
A lil older
RomanceRe: Do Ladies Actually Enjoy Kissing Guys With Unkept Moustache by Lisaflex(f): 9:06pm On Mar 26, 2015
I lyk em shaven n nicely carved
RomanceRe: 10 Reasons You Should Marry A Doctor by Lisaflex(f): 10:18pm On Mar 25, 2015
Basildvalour:
U mean kiss me in the face? grin
lol! super story
RomanceRe: I Have Dated 19 Women In The Last 15 Years; Does That Make Me A Womanizer? by Lisaflex(f): 9:55pm On Mar 25, 2015
19?! Hw can dt mk u a womanizer? No na,u r jes an innocent distributor... U shld relocate to 51 Iweka road,Onitsha or 1/3 pound road ,Aba or berra still smwer near Alaba intl mrkt for easier n better distributiongrin
RomanceRe: Why Can't Men Deal With This by Lisaflex(f): 9:42pm On Mar 25, 2015
I strongly dislike men who fnk/bliv dey wer made 2 cheat(out of their control) or those who bliv it is not a big deal cos dey r men angry
RomanceRe: Why Do Most Girls Stares At Guys Zipper Or Trouser by Lisaflex(f): 9:17pm On Mar 25, 2015
EcoTerror:
girls trying to see it for free since the time of destruction of sodom and gomorrah.
Didn't knw one's supposed 2 pay for a glance
RomanceRe: Why Do Most Girls Stares At Guys Zipper Or Trouser by Lisaflex(f): 9:16pm On Mar 25, 2015
bidexmat:
Imagine the tortoise shrinking it's head back into it's shell. Unless u wan see am by force, then enter di shell!
pls wer's d entrance 2 ds shell in question?
RomanceRe: Why Do Most Girls Stares At Guys Zipper Or Trouser by Lisaflex(f): 9:14pm On Mar 25, 2015
ipleddge:
I will upload soon
lol
RomanceRe: 10 Reasons You Should Marry A Doctor by Lisaflex(f): 9:12pm On Mar 25, 2015
Basildvalour:
Now, the point I am trying to make you understand is, why a mistake in d performance of a duty that deals with life a crime?

If you say it is not a crime, then, why should the doctor still be jailed even when he is human and quite understood that he is prone to some human errors?
Aish!! Dude u r impossible...Ah guess ds is d point wer i jes punch u in d face
RomanceRe: Why Do Most Girls Stares At Guys Zipper Or Trouser by Lisaflex(f): 9:10pm On Mar 25, 2015
Geenickel:
What's this delay for then??..
Let's meet up
Address? cool
After d electiongrin
RomanceRe: Why Do Most Girls Stares At Guys Zipper Or Trouser by Lisaflex(f): 2:31pm On Mar 25, 2015
Nicklaus:
that means u stare cheesy naughty u.
Stare ke? who dash me dt kyn mind? I only peep or steal glances wink
RomanceRe: Why Do Most Girls Stares At Guys Zipper Or Trouser by Lisaflex(f): 2:30pm On Mar 25, 2015
EcoTerror:
what do you want to see? Are you a virgin? Do you know seeing it is the fastest way to get pregnant? If you still inisist about seeing I ll send it through bluetooth to you so that your curiousity can simmer down.
If seeing it is d fastest way 2 get Peggy,i no luk again o
RomanceRe: Why Do Most Girls Stares At Guys Zipper Or Trouser by Lisaflex(f): 2:27pm On Mar 25, 2015
cacali:
Wetin I for do naaa, am a bad mamajama grin. But Lisa u know they do that wink.
Ah! bad mamajama,I knw dey do buh i sha hvnt seen dem o *covers face*..Na from ur mouth i hear am
RomanceRe: Why Do Most Girls Stares At Guys Zipper Or Trouser by Lisaflex(f): 2:21pm On Mar 25, 2015
EmmySparky:
lol that's it o...cos if u see some guy's instrument..u might faint..we are endowed in different proportions
Faint ke? If i hear! Der's notn d eyes wld see dt wld mk it bleed
RomanceRe: Why Do Most Girls Stares At Guys Zipper Or Trouser by Lisaflex(f): 1:30pm On Mar 25, 2015
Tamaris1:
E.....hen Lisaflex! So you are one of them?
No o! I'm innocent
RomanceRe: Why Do Most Girls Stares At Guys Zipper Or Trouser by Lisaflex(f): 1:25pm On Mar 25, 2015
nwadiuko1:
we package it well
Una try
RomanceRe: Why Do Most Girls Stares At Guys Zipper Or Trouser by Lisaflex(f): 1:23pm On Mar 25, 2015
EmmySparky:
lol I gues we are experts...but what are u tryna see....
Dt is eh..."experts" is an understatement, wish i knew a bigger word for it...U guys r rily gd at wot u do
RomanceRe: Why Do Most Girls Stares At Guys Zipper Or Trouser by Lisaflex(f): 1:21pm On Mar 25, 2015
cacali:
Very true o Lisaflex, we usually don't see anything. When I was younger used to look to see how the thing be sef, but u just can't see anything, even when u know they r flicking it up and down to get all the urine off the head. As I don tire to wait to see the thing from peeing guys (and finally got to see it when the right time came) now person no dey bother again.
lwkm@"...flicking it up and down..." U tk style bad o
RomanceRe: Why Do Most Girls Stares At Guys Zipper Or Trouser by Lisaflex(f): 1:19pm On Mar 25, 2015
Onlymewakacum:
hahaha... wetin u wan see?
lol! notn o... My hands are clean
RomanceRe: Why Do Most Girls Stares At Guys Zipper Or Trouser by Lisaflex(f): 1:18pm On Mar 25, 2015
Mrinquisitive:
No matter how hard i try look at girls under skirt i hardly see anything , no how do u girls do it?
we wear smtn underneath d skirt
RomanceRe: Why Do Most Girls Stares At Guys Zipper Or Trouser by Lisaflex(f): 1:17pm On Mar 25, 2015
ipleddge:
*wisper to ear-*its always under the belt
Eh? *trys 2 picture it*...fnks
RomanceRe: Why Do Most Girls Stares At Guys Zipper Or Trouser by Lisaflex(f): 1:14pm On Mar 25, 2015
Geenickel:
Lets meet and I'll give u a simplified lecture on with practicals
cnt waitsmiley
RomanceRe: Why Do Most Girls Stares At Guys Zipper Or Trouser by Lisaflex(f): 1:13pm On Mar 25, 2015
EcoTerror:
so your job is to look very hard at guys thing when they are peeing.


Chai uwa mmebi
Ma abasi! I'm yet 2 c anytn..I'm not lukin cos i want 2 c their stuff, i want 2 c wot dey do dt mks it impossible for me 2 see their stuff...Its curiosity o
RomanceRe: Why Do Most Girls Stares At Guys Zipper Or Trouser by Lisaflex(f): 1:10pm On Mar 25, 2015
lozanni:
grin grin Nawty girl.

I had a similar experience once. I and some of my guys went for a function where there was so much to eat and drink. I felt the need to take a pee, but there was no private place to do so. After one of my guy had done his, in a supposedly shielded gutter, I was encouraged to do mine. As I was doing so, I did not know some ladies were passing further down the road and somehow were able to see me taking a pee.
What annoyed me was that they started laughing at me grin Maybe because I took a very long pee (I guess because I had taken some maltina-bottle sized bottles of wine).
Trust your guy, when I noticed them, I quickly turned my back to them and shielded my thing very well grin grin grin
Its funi na, hw cn a grown man be peein in front of ppl in broad day light? Smtyms, i'm embarrassed on d guys' behalf n smtyms envious dt he gets 2 comfortably do it anywer @ any point in tym

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